?

>>685537065
Im voting for bernie

>>685537065
I really like you

>>685537065
This date is ruined

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>>685537065
Lets talk about that obvious 9gag watermark

>>685537065
Thanks for coming tonight.

Show me your feet

>>685537065
I don't have money.

>>685537065
Consider yourself raped, bitch.

You're even prettier awake

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>>685537065
>hitler
>did
>nothing
>wrong

So, you like CP?

>>685537065
please have my child

>>685537065
Please wear a condom

I have no penis

>>685537065
do you even lift?

You look nice, M'lady.

>>685537065
Use the right pronouns

>>685537309
That's how I start every date. Hasn't failed me yet

Try this one:

Call me "Vanilla Isis"

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>>685537065
i really like bananas

>>685537065
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I am a vegan

>>685537065

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>685537065
>I browse 9gag daily.

fucking faggot GTFO

Your children, nice fuck

Let's fuck the dog
I have fucking aids
You're full of cancer
God hates you fags
Fuck you cunt bitch
I fucked my sister
Threesome with my dad?

I can go on.

>>685537065
This game sucks, faggot.

>>685537065
>Do you like 4chan
>Tits or gtfo bitch

>>685537065
Once you go black....

Here, you can pay.

>>685537730
>Threesome with my dad?
Fucking lost it

>>685537065
Just ignore the camera

Think my sister's hot?

terminally ill children, sexy

>>685537730
>I can go on
Ruined all my dates

whisper:
>just gotta be myself..
works always

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you doodle, me spongebob.

I am a rapist

>>685537065
I don't drive yet.

>>685537065
Is your daughter hot?

Why's everypony hate me?

>>685537065
Did you just fart?

Shit in my mouth

>>685537065

Live with my parents.

>>685537065
I prefer anime tiddes

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>>685538016
Hearty chuckles were done.

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I love giving AIDS

ADDY IN IMAGE!!

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>>685537065
So, do you vape

now you have herpes

>>685537065
You are really cute.

do you wanna cuddle

>>685538083
This.

Rate my slam pig

>>685537065

I raped your mother

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>>685537267
>let's pretend it's not there

>>685537065
I'll have the curry.

Giggety Giggety Giggety Giggety

>>685537065
ill eat your shit

Your pussy smells nice.

Wanna get the check?

Ever fucked a monkey?

Hi, I'm Trump's son.

Sweet Jesus you're huge!

Hey, you the stripper?

You're making me wet.

Watcha think about anal?

This taste like roofies?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>685537065
Want the ol' lickaroo?

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here come dat boi

>>685537065

Don't scream for help.

>>685538083
>>685538324
The amount of dates I've lost due to this is staggering. All because I have a disability.

Like doing anal?

>>685538595
O shit wadd up?

My mommy brought me.

>>685538517
Hint: 4 words.

I brought some tendies

>>685537549
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>685538772
See
>>685538704

Can you catch this bill? I get paid next week...

This smell like chloroform?

>>685537065
You better fucking swallow

One sec, ex's calling

>>685538907
are you fucking retarded?

>>685538205
>>685538479
You two should get together sometime

Can my sister come

>>685537065
Bestfriend is my ex.

I have the aids

>>685539088
probably samefag

Threesome with your Mom?

I shit my pants

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>>685539313

>>685537065
Fuck the rules

I like cold poptarts

>>685539337
Threesome with your son

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>>685539376
what? it was four words!

>>685537065
I fuck little kids.

>>685537065
I don't use tampons.

I'm a black man.

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>>685538732

>>685537065
do you like anal?

>>685539560
So true :'(

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>>685539612

i masturbate to ponies

>>685537065
I'll lick your anus

>>685537065
I have feelings too.

>>685537065
I browse 4chan daily

There's over two genders.

>>685537065

Jews 9/11 Dubs Get

>>685539966
Hot damn

>>685537065
Are you a nigger?

Hi, Gender doesn't exist.

>>685539844
>>685539966
>>685539522
>>685539088
>>685538366
>>685538133
>>685537955
>>685537722
>>685537166
Inhale my seed now

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I identify as genderfluid

Steel beams don't melt.

You should get checked

Forgot mom's credit card.

>>685537065
My father is dead

Hitler did something wrong.

I'm wearing moms panties

>>685537065
I forgot my vibrator

your fear betrays you!

Rainbow dash best pony

Dont rape her, anon.

I only cum internally

Why not vote Trump?

Add me on updog.

You do butt stuff?

Scientology is real religion

I go on 4chan

Hitler did nothing wrong

I'm on my period

>>685537065

I have some allergies
I live with mom
Do you like Pokemon?
Wan sum fuk fuk?
Wheres the prayer room?
I like your boobs
Bird Birds the word

WHAT THE FUCK DID

>>685537065
let's split the bill

>>685537065
Want some oldlickaru?

Hitler did nothing wrong

Here come dat boi

>>685537730
Moar!

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>>685537065

Real Story:
>Be me
>Find Girl on OKcupid(all lonely girls there)
>Talk bit till go to date part
>She says yes
>Spot is coffee shop
>see her
>Say: "Pretty as my mom"

Side note: Fuck you all pieces of shit for teaching me how to retard

>She looks at me for 5 seconds
>She goes home
>That that was a good day
>

Ready to get porked?

تأتي تلبية عنزتي

I am a cuck.

>>685537065
I'm a sex offender >>685537166

>>685537065
Babe im actually Jewish

>>685537065
You like fluffy abuse?

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>>685542223

9/11 kek

>>685538517
Getting old now shitskin. I call you shitskin because clearly you can't count

>>685542551
This wouldn't ruin a date it'd get you laid.

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>>685542223

my sides you dipshit kek
>pretty as my mom

>>685537065
I rape dead children.

>>685537065
gonna fuck or what

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>>685537065
I only do anal

>>685542223
best one stalin is proud of you patatoe
>Say "Pretty as my mom"

>>685537065
Wanna see my dick?

Ass Better have internet

>>685542223
this shit for real anon? kek

>>685543139
ye was fun

>>685537065
It was my pleasure.

Wanna see micro penis?

>>685537065
I love pizza pies

>mfw loli haet pizza

>>685537065
Why the small tits ??

>>685537065
Hey what's that smell?

You look better online

>>685537528
Kekd

I have a boyfriend.

>>685537065
Are you into fags?

>>685537065
I'm voting for Hilary

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dont be sour m8

>>685537065
I hate stupid niggers

>>685537065
Your dad is hot

You're ugly as shit
I hate your face
Your pussy smells bad
Fuck you, I'm Muslem

>>685541394
hey now, whats updog?

>>685537065
You need those seconds?

>>685537065
I'm guessing you're Jewish?

>>685544318
We all might as well abandon this thread because this man wins.

Go back home kid