currently in love with a hot british chick but
i think im friendzoned, we click so fucking well tho
everyone i know says the same (so i don't think im projecting), but literally zero progress, we hang out and we always have an awesome time. Wat do /b/ halp
> 17 if we count fellatio etc. 14 if we only count peepee in the hole.
barebacked roughly half of them
life is good man
If you're able to express sexual desire without being a creepy faggot about it, just do it. Start dropping hints or some shit. I dunno. Stop being a pussy and ask her out one on one. Go to coffee or breakfast, then do dinner together sometime.
>Don't identify as one
Just fucking say what you are gentically. If you want to chenge it, sure, go ahead. But if you got a dick you're a man. If you got a pussy you're a girl.
You got a dick but don't want to? You're a man who doesn't want to be a man.
You got a pussy but don't want to? You're a girl who doesn't want to be a girl.
Grow the fuck up, understand the thing you've had for 21 years, and tell me what you are.
ooh here we go
look no ones gives a fuck, people have opinions, clearly that anon doesn't have the same to yours, get over it, as said: were fucking humans, many people have a different opinion than yours
>I'm a human, not a gender
Every human has a gender. Do you have dick or pussy?
5+ days a week, 1-2 times a day for 4 years. Exception is on period of course.
Still crave new pussy so much. Don't want to cheat, but jesus christ i don't want to die having just fucked one woman my whole life.
Why work my way through college and live in a shitty dorm when my grandmother is paying for my college?
Why go live with a roommate eating shitty broke college food when I can stay home and let my mom cook for me and do my laundry?
I'm not. I will finish up with college, look for a nice woman to wife, then move into a home with her and she will have my children.
I don't know about you, but we are a Christian household. We care about family. We don't abandon each other as soon as someone turns 18. Staying at home through college is very common for Christian families. And if my grandmother can afford it, why wouldn't she pay my college? Why would she want her grandson to be in debt?
Unless you're trying to say i tell her that i'm taking the trip to "find myself".
In which case she'd probably think i'm trying to go on some weird ass trip to fuck ladyboys.
You're just an attention grabber. Getting praise by white knights and cucks who think it's hip to change gender. You're not gay, or bisexual, or any other made up preference. You're just a child who grew up and can't handle that mommy and daddy aren't there anymore to tell you that you're a special snowflake
21 i think
i made a list of their names but i feel like i forgot one...its nothing to be proud of, very few of them were meaningful, but am currently in a soon-to-be 2 year relationship
>Implying casual sex isn't degenerate
Being the first in the world is important.
The space race was a big deal, being the first to land on the moon. When I love someone they're the world to me and I would like to be first. Since I dislike being a hypocrite, I will let her get the same achievement.
Don't let the jews win, anon.
47/M/ I have had intercourse more times than anyone in this thread. I've had sex with my H2D wife at least 5,000 times, probably 6,000.
She is insatiable. She's gorgeous. I found a virgin that wanted dick bad, but wouldn't because she was raised understanding why waiting mattered.
She's Playboy material. She'll do anything.
With herpes statistics, you tards are playing Russian roulette.
for the guy that asked how the depression is going, I dont think im depressed, more of an addict, I remember the first time a condom broke and I came inside a hooker, Best feeling ever
wow, alot of anger there
I don't see why people get so mad just because you don't tell them your gender, is it really such a big deal?
OK if I were a female? you would react to my posts differiently?
If I were a male? what about that?
I'm anonymous in this category, it really does not matter. Seriously. get your shit together and think rationally
nothing to do with that, I'm an equalist, not feminist asshole, not sovinist asshole, just posting without gender, wish not to be recognized by it
It seems most people here either are vigins or have sex with lots of different partners. Any tips on how to get laid for us virgins? How do you seduce/pick up a woman?
I've had sex with hookers so technically I'm not a virgin but I feel like one since I haven't actually had sex without paying for it.
in 2009 after I sold one of my cars I went to the same brothel 28 times in one month, told everyone there I would fuck every single girl, ended up short 12, they had a lot of New ones coming
Go to bar and talk to people. Not some pop bar, go to a normal fucking bar.
Flirt. Flirt all night. Ask for number because you want to get out of there, sometimes she will say she wants to leave too. Suggest you watch a movie at your or her place. Sex.
Don't be a neck beard and don't be beta. Don't be alpha, be fucking normal. She is looking for sex but not from crazy or pathetic.
>just posting without gender, wish not to be recognized by it
Then why are you posting in a thread that specifically asks for your sex? People aren't mad that you aren't telling them your sex. People are mad that you are blatently not playing along with the rules of the thread.
Fuck you you cis scum ill have you know the soldiers fought for this country so i can choose my gender fuck you yiu misogynistic pig youre oppressing me and im getting triggered.
Sunflower seeds are salty.
Also, kek. That was a horrible experience that I've went through the first time thing a few times. Girl crys, she bleeds a bit, I have to hug her. Not fun.
She isn't looking for sex from pathetic crazy people.
Chicks love that shit...
If you're in uni, the easiest thing to do is talk to classmates for a few weeks and just ask one of them to coffee. If things go well afterwards, ask if they'd like to go for a walk and keep talking to them and enjoying each other's company. Otherwise take them on a real date that weekend. The quickest way is to be honest and straightforward, but complement her on her personality and not her body. If you do all of this, you could easily run through 5 girls in a month....or have a long term gf. All it takes is confidence. Remember that women going to view you as a possible threat if they don't know you well and that's where you have to start