She is hot
Btw , since i exist i touch my mom like nothing. I guess she likes it. I have make out with her and stuff, isnt creepy at all she only have raised me in a lovrly way like treating me like his bf. But we do it qithout my dad notice it
where can you go to find a yummy mummy?
i want to bang a lady in her late 30s and call her mommy
She looks friendly. Do you still hug her?
how do I know what's a "cougar bar" and what isn't? what do I do once I'm there?
help, I really need a loving mommy to teach a shitty virgin like me how to fuck
most of the cases (20-30) on the planet are REALLY fat and ugly women with brain damage. I would like to have a hot mom too and bang her like there is no tomorrow, go vacations with her, fuck her whenever i want etc etc... but this is not happening.
I did when I was 15.
All it did was make shit awkward as fuck between us for a while
Lrn2google. Seriously, this is not that hard.
And then go there. Sit at the bar and order a drink. Drink it. If you don't get picked up and taken home within 1-2 beers or whatever, then you might be unfuckably ugly.
... Which just means, go there later. Don't worry, you will be getting laid, for sure. That's what cougar bars are for.
And, yes, you really can just google that shit.
>be me but 14
>home after major surgery
>Keep those stitches clean
>After lunch everyday,Mom tasks a soapy wet >washcloth to my stitches
> Feeling better
>After lunch it's washup time
>Warm soapy washcloth his my ball sack >while she cleans the wound
>Close my eyes wishing I was on another >planet
>Mom keeps washing
>Mom cleans me up and leaves the room
>Next day I'm old enough to wash myself
what? I thought I'd be the one doing all the work
they have these places in the near London right?
the son on mum comics are objectively boner inducing when ur 20 odd years old and horny as fuck
to be sexually attracted to ur own mother would be an undeniable ear marking to mental illness and masculine weakness of the highest calibre i cant think of a lower trait a man could possess. what bitch, life too hard? tried to climb back inside your mothers womb? kys.
not yet. any tips on how to get her or my sister on my dick? which should i go after?
>be 11-12 can't remember long time ago
>have divorced parents live with mom
>knew about sex from porn stash in friends tree house
>we were poor so in winter to save money we shared room/bed sometimes
>spooning my mom for heat
>sport rock hard puberty wood younowwhatimtalkinabout
>mom reaches back to move me
>grabs tip of dick
>I reach down into her panties
>inexperienced fingers trying to find her hole
>finally find it sofuckingwet
>finger her pussy
>she strokes my cock until I explode
>fall asleep but feel bed rocking as I do
>last time ever shared a bed with her
I really should keep a greentext of this in a .txt.
> be me
> be autistic
> be cuddling with mom (see above)
> both fall asleep
> wake up
> play with her tits
> she starts playing with my dick
> spreads her legs
> pulls me on top
> guides me in
> go at it
> cum buckets inside her
> roll over
> back to sleep
> wake up
> she's not there
> never said a word of it
sister for reference. how do I do it? how would you do it? who should I focus on?
how? thought sis would be easier since she's a virgin and naive.
with what? do I blackmail her into something small like a handjob first? explain
here's my mum, but i can't share any info about her or our love making
My mother is like 63 but I'm convinced she tried to rape/sexual assault me when I was little, I remember sleeping in the same bed as her when my dad left to go to work for a few days. I know she would try to touch my dick, I'd sleep in boxers and like I could feel her hand on my inner thigh or some shit. I also believe she tried putting her hand down my pants, but I mean, fuck I was like 10 or 12. It was disturbing, like I'd scoot away from her and jump every time she touched me. It didn't really scar me but I still remember it and it's kind of disturbing, I just kept it to myself though.
I didn't see my mother that way at all, she is my mom. I wasn't physically or sexually attracted to her, if I had let her do what she wanted, she probably would have given me a handjob or even sucked me off. I think she also found me physically/sexually attractive because my dad and her haven't fucked in like 20 years, but my mom also has some mental disorders so I'm not sure if that contributed to her actions of trying to touch me/sexual assault me. Has anyone else's mom done something like this? Like tried to forcibly touch your penis or do something sexual to you, it was creepy for me.
Was nearly chris-chan tier at the time, now almost a normie
Mmmm chubby nerdy slutty girls with big tits, I'd fuck your sister hard. I have lower standards so in my eyes she isn't terrible looking, I'd give her like a 5 or something. I'm just really into slutty, nerdy and chubby girls, especially if they have a decent face and big tits. Your sister has a decent face, she isn't really ugly tbh.
like say what? how would you do it? do I just put my hand up her dress while talking?
ive thought about how it would be to cum on her braces or catch her coming out of the shower. how would you fuck her? could I watch or would you leave her for me after?
how? she's a nerd. i know she will one day use a lightsaber as a fucktoy. ideas?
MOUNT MAMA AND PUMP HAPPY MILK IN HER TUMMY :3333
damn she sexy. I'd eat that pussy, lick them titties and suck them toes if it was my mom.
pic not mom but aunt.
My own mother? Never.
My friend's mother's however...
sis and cousins
anyone think they could get my mum and sis at the same time? how would that work?
Man you just fucked me up with that because my mom was basically the same except with my mental shit.
She would get drunk off her ass after having a Scizo session and try to touch me or grab my ass and shit, all the while convinced that I was sexually abuse as a young child by SOMEONE ELSE.
Be me now. 19.Tons of fucked up fetishes including incest because of sexual abuse not listed above.
VERY PRETTY LADY))))))
Ya my mom started jerking me off in a swimming pool when I was like 8 or 9. She asked me if I liked it and I said "no" because I thought I might get in trouble if I said "yes". So she stopped and said "maybe when youre older".
Then in my late teens and early 20s we had sex a lot. Her now husband who just starting dating her shortly after we started this was aware of it and ok with it.
I felt very loved like it wad an expression of her.love for me.
We are otherwise a very normal family. Upper middle class, typical suburbans, etc.
Vut my mom also has mental health issues. Shes bi polar but you can't tell as her meds work well for her.
God I want to fuck her
i want her and my mum fucked hard in front of me and then I fuck them after they've been humiliated. who's going to help me? how would you do it?
It's the same method as you use to get any other girl in bed. Be charming, fun, attentive - but not too attentive. Smile, make jokes, compliment when asked for your opinion only. Pay attention to her reactions and capitalize on them. Make her feel good by enjoying her.
Don't be a jerk, or pushy or intimidating.
any bar on a thrusday night bro. Just sit at the bar and wait for a hottie you like to come order a drink. don't talk to her yet but give her a good solid look into her eyes. when it comes time for her to pay for her drink, intervene and put it on your tab then introduce yourself.
don't be a dick, don't be cocky. just be friendly and if she doesn't seem interested don't get offended just be friendly and tell her to have a nice evening. She'll get tired off all the dick heads hitting on her and will come back. trust me and good luck to you.
Your friendly cougar hunter with over 48 successful vaginal slayings.
He was the first to touch me, putting his hands on my back, rubbing my thigh, etc. Eventually he pushed me back on the couch and started fondling my breasts. We were like that for a few minutes, before we got up and moved up to the bedroom.
I slipped out of my dress and he got out of his clothes. We sat on the side of the bed for a while longer and kissed some more in our underwear. Eventually, he put a hand down my panties and started to rub. Pretty soon after that, we got out of our underwear and started to have sex.
It's kind of hot, but I think the boy's story was much hotter. Something genuine is missing. The way she tells it lacks in feeling for some reason.
wish I could bang my mom, doubt it would ever happen. Got ahold of some of her nudes though
This is very very good advice. It sounds exactly how I do it.
Charm, wit and attentiveness has wrecked more families than a person who thinks their big dick and/or fat wallet could ever dream about.
it's evidence that should show you how to treat your wife---> always. Regardless of how grumpy she is at the moment. Always be respectful, polite and funny and be yourself.
Apologies autist moment, I merely commented that I read some of what that hag had written and found it bland and clinical, as such I was enquiringly where her sons version of events where
ahhh, same feeling I got. Almost clinical.
I don't have her son's version of it. But, there is an IAMA of a boy that had sex with his mother from when he had an accident that left him where he couldn't "tend to himself".
It is here: https://www.bestofama.com/amas/nmmjr
>>685490819, and you can find the reddit whole story with little effort. If you like this sort of thing, you probably will cum buckets.
well tbh, I don't have many stories. Her bedroom and bathroom layout makes it extremely hard to spy on her. The few times I have, I only really saw her back and side, she was moving around and it was hard to see any of the good stuff
>well where is the whole story then?
The story of the woman that had sex with her son, or the one from the son that had sex with his mom?
This is the other guys story: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/.compact
Not my mom but I fucked three of my mom's friends when between my 16 and my 20.
Always asked myself if my mom know, since they were close friends and after I started to fuck the first one, my mom send me over their home for any reasons.
All 3 were in their 45/50, the one was a milf (now a gilf, I fucked her last month and she's 65 now) second and third were mature chubby/bbw with pretty face, big tits and wide ass. Three were in serious relationship.
Never had the nerve to ask my mom if she knew or if she heard anything about a your lover of her.
Well, I guess technically she'd still be considered your aunt by name, but it's not as hot as fucking your mom's or dad's sister.
In this case it's just sort of blatant disregard for your uncle. Maybe he's a jerk and deserves it. Maybe he's incapable of an erection, and you're helping them by keeping it in the family, in which case it's sort of hot.
Yes. Technically the law would see them as identical.
English teacher = mother -- in the eyes of the law.
Careful where you tread, you could end up with some seriously fucked up children.
I think father-daughter is multiple times worse for some reason - especially if she's young.
A woman can't really rape a guy, so a mom that responds to her son's advances and tall hard erection seems much more benign for some reason. Just so long as there is no forcing, intimidation or the like from her as a parent.
"and no one was harmed"
These youngsters don't read like the original /b/ tards did.
OK, so how can a woman shove a soft penis in her twat? explain that one.
Women don't complain about ED because they fuck their guy anyway with a soft pecker. They complain about it because they can't have sex.
A woman doesn't even have to be wet or turned on for a man to rape her.
A man will not get an erection when he's scared, intimidated or simply doesn't feel like having sex.
I'm a dude btw.
Getting hard may had to see with excitation, but also a lot with your body ability to get a hard on : that's why you get a morning glory for no real reasons (it's just your vascularity system morning check "boner ? Ok") ou can have a flaccid one when your horny as fuck.
Same for women : wet as fuck but in mind it's no, it's just a mechanical response to a stimulus.
Don't let socialism happen to your country. It's not what I thought it was.
"Woman uses viagra on her victim"
He fought and tried to get away, but couldn't. She was too fat, and sat down on his unwilling hard pole. He screamed for help as she brought herself to orgasm on him, but to no avail.
Said no one ever.
>I can see it your the kind of faggot
>that thinks men and women are equal don't you
Women ≠ men
How can you deduct what I said to say that?
Are you familiar with the term "mental gymnastics"?
literally no cougar bars in london... but plenty of mosques and gay clubs
what a hunk of shit, fuck this country
what do I do now? I can't just go up to women, I'm not even 20 yet, I'll just look like a horny little boy