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has anybody here ever banged their own mom?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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has anybody here ever banged their own mom?
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is that your mom OP, can i suck her nipples?
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>>685484968
no this is my mom actually
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>>685484749
It's 4chan, of course someone has
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>>685485098
She is hot
Btw , since i exist i touch my mom like nothing. I guess she likes it. I have make out with her and stuff, isnt creepy at all she only have raised me in a lovrly way like treating me like his bf. But we do it qithout my dad notice it
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No but I banged your Mom
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>>685485400
Crikey
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>>685485098
>picture of the secretary of defense for russia
You're an idiot that is not your mum.
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>>685484749
Oedipus, that guy who's complex your psychiatrist keeps refering to when you twll him what you post on here
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>>685485098
Post moar of your mommy
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where can you go to find a yummy mummy?

i want to bang a lady in her late 30s and call her mommy
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>>685485667
>secretary of defense
the fuck are you on about?
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>>685485681
her last summer
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>>685486772
She had you at three years old Fuck,you post ha pic that is close to maybe being real
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>>685486961
no shes 36 actually
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>>685485697
Any mall. Hell, or just find a cougar bar - there is absolutely one in every shitty town big enough to have 2 gas stations.
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>>685487443
She looks friendly. Do you still hug her?
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>>685485400
>his
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>>685484749
i wish i did. dont know how to
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>>685485400
>>685485681
You CAN'T be THAT stupid. It's UNbelievable
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>>685487674
how do I know what's a "cougar bar" and what isn't? what do I do once I'm there?

help, I really need a loving mommy to teach a shitty virgin like me how to fuck
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>>685484749
most of the cases (20-30) on the planet are REALLY fat and ugly women with brain damage. I would like to have a hot mom too and bang her like there is no tomorrow, go vacations with her, fuck her whenever i want etc etc... but this is not happening.
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Fingered my mom once. Never fucked though.
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>>685487787
yes, when I was younger she used to let me masturbate on her lap, sometimes she even lent me a hand
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>>685488414
story or it never happened
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>>685485098
Your Mom, eh? So, you're russian?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya
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>>685484749
I did when I was 15.
All it did was make shit awkward as fuck between us for a while
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>>685488608
story or it never happened
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>>685487443

you are literally 12 years old, aren't you?
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>>685488114
Lrn2google. Seriously, this is not that hard.
And then go there. Sit at the bar and order a drink. Drink it. If you don't get picked up and taken home within 1-2 beers or whatever, then you might be unfuckably ugly.
... Which just means, go there later. Don't worry, you will be getting laid, for sure. That's what cougar bars are for.

And, yes, you really can just google that shit.
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>be me but 14
>home after major surgery
>Keep those stitches clean
>After lunch everyday,Mom tasks a soapy wet >washcloth to my stitches
> Feeling better
>After lunch it's washup time
>Warm soapy washcloth his my ball sack >while she cleans the wound
>bonertime.jpg
>Close my eyes wishing I was on another >planet
>Mom keeps washing
>cumbuckets.exe
>Mom cleans me up and leaves the room
>Next day I'm old enough to wash myself
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>>685488788
what? I thought I'd be the one doing all the work

they have these places in the near London right?
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>>685488866
Kek and checked
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>>685484749
the son on mum comics are objectively boner inducing when ur 20 odd years old and horny as fuck

to be sexually attracted to ur own mother would be an undeniable ear marking to mental illness and masculine weakness of the highest calibre i cant think of a lower trait a man could possess. what bitch, life too hard? tried to climb back inside your mothers womb? kys.
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not yet. any tips on how to get her or my sister on my dick? which should i go after?
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>>685489002
Yes, and yes. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=best+cougar+bar+in+london
... Seriously, go get 'em tiger.
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>>685488549
>be me
>be 11-12 can't remember long time ago
>have divorced parents live with mom
>knew about sex from porn stash in friends tree house
>we were poor so in winter to save money we shared room/bed sometimes
>spooning my mom for heat
>sport rock hard puberty wood younowwhatimtalkinabout
>mom reaches back to move me
>grabs tip of dick
>pauses
>sighs
>squeezes
>lightly tugs
>I reach down into her panties
>full bush
>inexperienced fingers trying to find her hole
>finally find it sofuckingwet
>finger her pussy
>she strokes my cock until I explode
>30secondchumplol
>sooo tired
>fall asleep but feel bed rocking as I do
>last time ever shared a bed with her
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>>685488649
I really should keep a greentext of this in a .txt.
> be me
> be autistic
> be cuddling with mom (see above)
> both fall asleep
> wake up
> play with her tits
> she starts playing with my dick
> spreads her legs
> pulls me on top
> guides me in
> go at it
> cum buckets inside her
> roll over
> back to sleep
> wake up
> she's not there
> never said a word of it
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Somewhat related, does anyone use his mom as a wingwomen to get cougar pussy?

i. e. she hooks you up with hot friends of hers in the same age group
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>>685489541
*wingwoman
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>>685489501
how autistic are you? joey autistic?
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>>685489439
sister for reference. how do I do it? how would you do it? who should I focus on?
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>>685490128
Holy fuck. Go for your mom first.
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>>685490128
blackmail her.
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>>685490241
how? thought sis would be easier since she's a virgin and naive.
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>>685490356
with what? do I blackmail her into something small like a handjob first? explain
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here's my mum, but i can't share any info about her or our love making
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My mother is like 63 but I'm convinced she tried to rape/sexual assault me when I was little, I remember sleeping in the same bed as her when my dad left to go to work for a few days. I know she would try to touch my dick, I'd sleep in boxers and like I could feel her hand on my inner thigh or some shit. I also believe she tried putting her hand down my pants, but I mean, fuck I was like 10 or 12. It was disturbing, like I'd scoot away from her and jump every time she touched me. It didn't really scar me but I still remember it and it's kind of disturbing, I just kept it to myself though.

I didn't see my mother that way at all, she is my mom. I wasn't physically or sexually attracted to her, if I had let her do what she wanted, she probably would have given me a handjob or even sucked me off. I think she also found me physically/sexually attractive because my dad and her haven't fucked in like 20 years, but my mom also has some mental disorders so I'm not sure if that contributed to her actions of trying to touch me/sexual assault me. Has anyone else's mom done something like this? Like tried to forcibly touch your penis or do something sexual to you, it was creepy for me.
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>>685490392
Get her drunk and ease into sex talk. Get more and more explicit.
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>>685490110
Was nearly chris-chan tier at the time, now almost a normie
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>>685484749
I fapped so hard to this:
https://www.bestofama.com/amas/nmmjr
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>>685490699
LMAO @ black square over face... but not mirror.
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>>685490699
not you again... dude everyone has her photo. This specific photo.
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>>685490699
picture picture in the mirror
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>>685490558
You have to know something about her she doesn't want out.Has she made out with another girl or sucked one of your friends off?
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>>685490819
you'll love this then

https://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/4gbkcx/ms_i_am_a_43_year_old_woman_who_has_been_in_a/
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>>685490128
Mmmm chubby nerdy slutty girls with big tits, I'd fuck your sister hard. I have lower standards so in my eyes she isn't terrible looking, I'd give her like a 5 or something. I'm just really into slutty, nerdy and chubby girls, especially if they have a decent face and big tits. Your sister has a decent face, she isn't really ugly tbh.
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>>685490807
like say what? how would you do it? do I just put my hand up her dress while talking?
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Your mom is the bomb <3
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>>685490699
>haha they will never see past this black square

>mirror.
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>>685490128
>>685490558

I'd fuck your sister. Moar pics.
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>>685490981
ive thought about how it would be to cum on her braces or catch her coming out of the shower. how would you fuck her? could I watch or would you leave her for me after?
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>>685490971
The other IAMA was so fucking hot when she got up on top of son, pulled her panties to the side and fucked him.
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>>685485098
want to cummy in mummy
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>>685491275
more plz
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>>685485667
She is from Ukraine nigro
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>>685490894
>>685490853
oh shite. how do i delete my mum's pic from the internet?
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>>685491255
how? she's a nerd. i know she will one day use a lightsaber as a fucktoy. ideas?
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>>685491303
i just realised that's the same guy who became a mod on /r/incest the other day
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ML /V01E84CD
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>>685491380
MUMMY WUMMY NEED MY CUMMY
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>>685485098
You four years old?
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Maybe play truth or dare
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>>685491474
dude idgaf if shes a nerd, id ram that virgin pussy all night and make her beg for my cum.
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>>685491474
Would love to titty fuck her and then finish on her face and glasses, any bikini pics of with a better view of her great tits?
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>>685491474
Drink some wine with her and then fuck her. Looks like she wants it.
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>>685490971
No one seemed to ask about the very first sexual encounter... bummer
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MOUNT MAMA AND PUMP HAPPY MILK IN HER TUMMY :3333
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Drink and then get her horny
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>>685490128
text her some bullshit text about dinner or something, wait a few minutes and text her a dick pic...be all...OH shit sorry! that was meant for someone else
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>>685484749
damn she sexy. I'd eat that pussy, lick them titties and suck them toes if it was my mom.

pic not mom but aunt.
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My own mother? Never.
My friend's mother's however...
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>>685491882
like she'd be impressed by the cock she had to clean for year while he was a child. Step your game up bro.
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>>685491837
https://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/4gbkcx/ms_i_am_a_43_year_old_woman_who_has_been_in_a/d2g6h2x
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>>685491882
>>685491785
>>685491764
>>685491665
>>685491474
sis and cousins

anyone think they could get my mum and sis at the same time? how would that work?
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>>685490736
Man you just fucked me up with that because my mom was basically the same except with my mental shit.

She would get drunk off her ass after having a Scizo session and try to touch me or grab my ass and shit, all the while convinced that I was sexually abuse as a young child by SOMEONE ELSE.

Be me now. 19.Tons of fucked up fetishes including incest because of sexual abuse not listed above.
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>>685492024
it was attached to the pic of his fat tittied sister
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>>685491852
Who is she?
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/G4E4F978

Thank me later
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>>685490699
fucking newfags
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>>685492307
MUMMY NATALIA

VERY PRETTY LADY))))))
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>>685492280
my bad, just realized. yeah that troll looks like she'd go for some bro dick
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>>685490736
Ya my mom started jerking me off in a swimming pool when I was like 8 or 9. She asked me if I liked it and I said "no" because I thought I might get in trouble if I said "yes". So she stopped and said "maybe when youre older".

Then in my late teens and early 20s we had sex a lot. Her now husband who just starting dating her shortly after we started this was aware of it and ok with it.

I felt very loved like it wad an expression of her.love for me.

We are otherwise a very normal family. Upper middle class, typical suburbans, etc.

Vut my mom also has mental health issues. Shes bi polar but you can't tell as her meds work well for her.
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>>685490699
Good job blurring the mirror, retard...
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>>685492335
pad?
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>>685490128
God I want to fuck her
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>>685492457
Yea she does..I bet she would love to slob a knob
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>>685492183
More please!
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>>685489501
It was a dream tard
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>>685490699
Nigger this is old as fuck
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>>685491239
Hello newcomer, I see that you can greentext.
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>>685492335
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>>685490128
>>685491087
i want her and my mum fucked hard in front of me and then I fuck them after they've been humiliated. who's going to help me? how would you do it?
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>>685490558
>>685490128
It's the same method as you use to get any other girl in bed. Be charming, fun, attentive - but not too attentive. Smile, make jokes, compliment when asked for your opinion only. Pay attention to her reactions and capitalize on them. Make her feel good by enjoying her.

Don't be a jerk, or pushy or intimidating.
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>>685492433
Looks too young for me.
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>>685492335
what is this to?
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>>685493589
33 in that pic
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>>685493420
I would fucking drstroy your moms asshole and I would cum in her puss and ass.
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>>685493658
too young for me. The bitch i'm fucking is in her 50s lel
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>>685493420
Don't know how I'd get it to happen but would love to fuck them both
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I think I would be into this but my mom is a stupid sniveling old retarded bitch
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>>685493420
More sister
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>>685484749
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>>685493420
your sis obv didnt get your moms good looks. sucks for her she looks like ugly ol Dad. Mom = 8/10 Milf. would fuck
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>>685494066
I'd rally that so hard
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>>685489002
Either way is good. If you go up to the woman and make yourself seem like a presentable gentleman you'll get the woman
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>>685493420
dude just start blowing your load in their panties and leave them for them to find. If they want it they'll get at you.
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can you niggers help me find a cougar bar near my UK area code

KT20
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>>685489467
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=best+cougar+bar+in+london
I can't find anything decent in Belgium though.. Belgium sucks.
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>>685494668
any bar on a thrusday night bro. Just sit at the bar and wait for a hottie you like to come order a drink. don't talk to her yet but give her a good solid look into her eyes. when it comes time for her to pay for her drink, intervene and put it on your tab then introduce yourself.

don't be a dick, don't be cocky. just be friendly and if she doesn't seem interested don't get offended just be friendly and tell her to have a nice evening. She'll get tired off all the dick heads hitting on her and will come back. trust me and good luck to you.

Your friendly cougar hunter with over 48 successful vaginal slayings.
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>>685490699
i laugh so hard everytime i see this
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>>685492066
>_i_am_a_43_year_old_woman_who_has_been_in_a/d2g6h2x

He was the first to touch me, putting his hands on my back, rubbing my thigh, etc. Eventually he pushed me back on the couch and started fondling my breasts. We were like that for a few minutes, before we got up and moved up to the bedroom.

I slipped out of my dress and he got out of his clothes. We sat on the side of the bed for a while longer and kissed some more in our underwear. Eventually, he put a hand down my panties and started to rub. Pretty soon after that, we got out of our underwear and started to have sex.

It's kind of hot, but I think the boy's story was much hotter. Something genuine is missing. The way she tells it lacks in feeling for some reason.
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i want cougar bar in Belgium plix
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>>685485478
Same here. Great woman.
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>>685495045
When someone puts it up, I can't tell if there really is new people responding to it or if they're just acting new. Their reactions seem convincing enough though.
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>>685495353
Wait boys story whee I read the shit that women posted and thought it was crap where's the other side
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>>685484749
wish I could bang my mom, doubt it would ever happen. Got ahold of some of her nudes though
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>>685495030
This is very very good advice. It sounds exactly how I do it.
Charm, wit and attentiveness has wrecked more families than a person who thinks their big dick and/or fat wallet could ever dream about.
it's evidence that should show you how to treat your wife---> always. Regardless of how grumpy she is at the moment. Always be respectful, polite and funny and be yourself.
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>>685484749
For whatever it's worth I fucked my aunt when I was 12, first time I ever came
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>>685495764
>whee I read the shit that women posted and thought it was crap where's the other side

What do you mean?
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>>685495925
Nicee
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>>685491474
Thats a waste of a lifhtsaber. Use a dildo or your dick like a real amn. Otherwise ill fuck her
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>>685496054
Mom's sister, dad's sister, or aunt by marriage?
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>>685485098
Only flaw is giving birth to a degenerate faggot
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>>685496199
you like?
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>>685484749
NO and I don't want to, she's disgusting and fat
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>>685496150
Apologies autist moment, I merely commented that I read some of what that hag had written and found it bland and clinical, as such I was enquiringly where her sons version of events where
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>>685496350
Yes. moar plox
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>>685496411
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>>685496357
>disgusting and fat

just like her son
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>>685496273
Good question, should have included that

No blood relation, aunt by marriage
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>>685496054
post a pic of her
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>>685496397
ahhh, same feeling I got. Almost clinical.

I don't have her son's version of it. But, there is an IAMA of a boy that had sex with his mother from when he had an accident that left him where he couldn't "tend to himself".

It is here: https://www.bestofama.com/amas/nmmjr

>>685490819, and you can find the reddit whole story with little effort. If you like this sort of thing, you probably will cum buckets.
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>>685496825
well where is the whole story then?
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>>685496770
Zero chance of that happening

Not ruining my life /b/ro
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>>685496501
Nice, what are some stories you have of spying on her
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>>685495764
>>685495353
What's funny is that the woman says she writes for a living.... wow. The story barely even sounds believable.
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>>685497007
well tbh, I don't have many stories. Her bedroom and bathroom layout makes it extremely hard to spy on her. The few times I have, I only really saw her back and side, she was moving around and it was hard to see any of the good stuff
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>>685496955
>well where is the whole story then?

The story of the woman that had sex with her son, or the one from the son that had sex with his mom?

This is the other guys story: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/.compact
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>>685490853
Summer is here boys
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>>685487443
>36

b& or mommy popp'd you when she was 14?
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>>685492521
>newest newfag
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>>685484749
Not my mom but I fucked three of my mom's friends when between my 16 and my 20.
Always asked myself if my mom know, since they were close friends and after I started to fuck the first one, my mom send me over their home for any reasons.
All 3 were in their 45/50, the one was a milf (now a gilf, I fucked her last month and she's 65 now) second and third were mature chubby/bbw with pretty face, big tits and wide ass. Three were in serious relationship.
Never had the nerve to ask my mom if she knew or if she heard anything about a your lover of her.
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>>685491489
The guy who's mom jerked him and fucked him?
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>>685497434
>mfw summer hasn't ended since '06
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>>685488569
kek
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>>685497634
no she was 18
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>>685497852
/thread
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>>685490699
>>685495045
>>685497721
Really can't tell if serious or not, honestly right?
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I wanna rail my English instructor who has kids, does that count?
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>>685496618
Well, I guess technically she'd still be considered your aunt by name, but it's not as hot as fucking your mom's or dad's sister.
In this case it's just sort of blatant disregard for your uncle. Maybe he's a jerk and deserves it. Maybe he's incapable of an erection, and you're helping them by keeping it in the family, in which case it's sort of hot.
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>>685498170
No, fuck off, eat shit and never return to 4chan ever again you fucking waste of oxygen on earth. Reported
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>>685498170
Yes. Technically the law would see them as identical.

English teacher = mother -- in the eyes of the law.
Careful where you tread, you could end up with some seriously fucked up children.
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>>685485400
>since i exist i touch my mom like nothing.
Ok Vladimir. Time to go to bed.
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>>685489349
someone's projecting.
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>>685495997
exactly, well put sir.
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>>685491972
"Friend"
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>>685489349
I think father-daughter is multiple times worse for some reason - especially if she's young.

A woman can't really rape a guy, so a mom that responds to her son's advances and tall hard erection seems much more benign for some reason. Just so long as there is no forcing, intimidation or the like from her as a parent.

"and no one was harmed"
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>>685497777
nice quads
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>>685490853
gj noticing it melvin
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>>685490699
>Blacks out "mom's" face.
>Leaves the mirror reflection on the left.
>Good job.
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>>685500053
How's your summer vacation going buddy?
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best way to find a second mommy?
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>>685499745
>>685490853
These youngsters don't read like the original /b/ tards did.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rules%20Of%20The%20Internet
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>>685499502
>A woman can't really rape a guy
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>>685500971
OK, so how can a woman shove a soft penis in her twat? explain that one.

Women don't complain about ED because they fuck their guy anyway with a soft pecker. They complain about it because they can't have sex.

A woman doesn't even have to be wet or turned on for a man to rape her.

A man will not get an erection when he's scared, intimidated or simply doesn't feel like having sex.

I'm a dude btw.
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>>685501345
Hate to break it to y'all but pills will get you hard also body acts weird In different situations.
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>>685501345
Additionally, no man with ED can rape.
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>>685501345
Getting hard may had to see with excitation, but also a lot with your body ability to get a hard on : that's why you get a morning glory for no real reasons (it's just your vascularity system morning check "boner ? Ok") ou can have a flaccid one when your horny as fuck.
Same for women : wet as fuck but in mind it's no, it's just a mechanical response to a stimulus.
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>>685501647
Your post makes no sense. Are you implying there are rapist women out there that are sneaking viagra into their victims?
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>>685502106
So, you think there could be mom's or other women out there that are victimizing boys first thing in the morning... for real?

I want to hear a story of it happening... ever.
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Don't let socialism happen to your country. It's not what I thought it was.
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every single male has technically had sex with his mother because his penis was inside her vagina.
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>>685502153
Yes there are
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didn't fuck her but fingered her vag and asshole
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>>685503005
>every single male has technically had sex with his mother because his penis was inside her vagina.

People born of C-section are not guilty
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>>685503378
Was she sleeping?
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>>685494066
should've posted one of her nude scenes
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>>685503473
>People born of C-section are not guilty

I mean, boys born of C-section were robbed of enjoying their loving mama's pussy.
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>>685503378
story you cunt
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>>685486038
natalya poklonskaya
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>>685503005
pics or it didn't happen
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>>685503473
>because you were removed via c sec means you werent still inside her
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>>685503710
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>>685503121
"Woman uses viagra on her victim"

He fought and tried to get away, but couldn't. She was too fat, and sat down on his unwilling hard pole. He screamed for help as she brought herself to orgasm on him, but to no avail.

Said no one ever.
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>>685490558
Ask to see her tits.
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>>685503990
Here
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>>685503870
Got a better angle of that pic ?

#theaftermathtour
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>>685503870
OK.
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>>685503990
Also checking news articles from Zimbabwe group of women abducting men for sex
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>>685503990
I can see it your the kind of faggot that thinks men and women are equal don't you
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>>685504681
>I can see it your the kind of faggot
Nope.
>that thinks men and women are equal don't you
Women ≠ men

How can you deduct what I said to say that?

Are you familiar with the term "mental gymnastics"?
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bump for interest
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literally no cougar bars in london... but plenty of mosques and gay clubs

what a hunk of shit, fuck this country

what do I do now? I can't just go up to women, I'm not even 20 yet, I'll just look like a horny little boy
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>New NSfW Chan opened:

http://saltysalty.ru/
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>>685506018

Set up a porn shoot at a hotel and invite women using Craigslist or whatever the UK equivalent might be. Then drug them before paying and get the fuck out of there.
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>>685493983
this
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>>685491852
Ugly dumb whore
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>>685506189
>.ru
I ain't clicking that shit, nigga.
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>>685484749
if that was my mother i would'v
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>>685507257
DON'T TALK ABOUT MUMMY LIKE THAT

BE NICE
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>>685490699
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>>685505387
4chan is where the lowest of the low go. So if the lowest don't like Bernie Sanders then I know i'm on the right team.


Fuck Andrew Jackson.
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