Waifu thread The rules are very simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando

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aaaaaaaa

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>>685434008
ah you're like my tiny best friend he can't gain weight because he's a tiny calory factory. treasure it. i have to punch holes in buildings to even maintain weight. Wiouldnt change my size for the world though. I'm like Marv. The Romans would have hailed me as a god in the arena.

real talk if you want to gain weight I can teach you lol

>>(apologies for those I lost, arguing about beer).

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qott: album you last listened too/currently listening too
Nattesferd - Kvelertak (credit to Aizawa)

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>>685434720
>>685434749
Best part is that its Rory vs Dio
>>685434872
Sup Chen

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>fubuki claimed

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>>685434685
Hello anon, was playing a little bit of CoD4 and black ops on 360 as a throwback

>>685434687
Sigh its complicated and I dont wanna drag this onto the thread

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>>685434788
its always rattle edition
>rattle
>>685434869
the claw

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>>685434872
woof woof ~
>>685434792
robot fetishes are so common though

>six foot tall shitposting old man fisting machien claimed

>>685434919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKSMu7HjbI

>Yuno

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>>685434869
hypnotizing locks

>>685434919
Last full album - Watchtower On The Moon by Threshold.
>Rory-sama

>>685435070
not an album, whatev

>Shiro

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>>685434972
Alrighty. If you change your mind, go for it.
I know we pick on you, but we're actually quite nice.

>>685434998
It is!
>Rattle rattle

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>>685434943
Hey Rory.

>>685435051
I'm not any kind of animal with fur

hi

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>>685434608
to make it more interesting i say you also make it a only Fire-type moves.

>>685434912
I need you to tell me!

>>685435051
I have many fetishes. I will not list.

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>>685434919
imbed if ye will whitechan <3

>>685434998
(faint rustling)

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>>685434972
>throwback CoD
I really miss high school. If I could go back in time the way I am now and do it over again, things would be easier and more fun. Plus I could experience these times again.

>tfw will never double shotty camp with cousin ever again

He was a Ranger guy, I was more into the Model 1887s

>>685434965
Hello Fubuki!
How's the thread so far? You like it?

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>>685435288
i never list my fetishes either
>>685435267
hi
>>685435193
b -but...

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>>685435185
I already knew that, Im just playing along

>>685435132
Didnt read that part, last ablum was Hail to the King by a7x

>>685435322
Hmm indeed, I miss my xbox friends

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Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~

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>>685434919
Symphogear OSTs

My phone won't send my video. I really hate this thing at times.

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>>685435288
well... m/f , height, current weight, current occupation, vegan or normal, and age *or can you drink*
>>685435322
i worked for COD for 5 years pls stop giving me viet nams
>>triggered kek

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>>685435541
Are you the Dork Soolz anon I added some time ago? Sorry I haven't been on, got back into Pokemon and the honeymoon phase is over. Honestly I think I preferred Dark Souls 2 to 3, which is something I never thought I'd say.

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>>685434919
Demon Days. i don't really listen to a huge variety of artists.

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> tfw you will never ballroom dance with your perfect waifu
why even life

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>>685435760
I am bleach, yes

>Dark souls 2 over 3
How so?

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>>685435846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFOfYc5Nz5I

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>>685435846
i live so i can shitpost and fap to other people's waifu

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EAT YOUR FUCKING GREENS LIKE AN ADULT

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>>685435846
shit... I shouldn't life

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Update on the run, I will be using HM buddies. They will not fight.
And only Fore ttpe moves is a stupid idea. Silly.

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>>685435429
M, 5'3-5'4, McDs, Normal, dont drink

>>685435429
i can get persecuted for mine and thats why i don't. Don't know about you

>>685435887
>no power stance
Thats enough for me

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>>685436000
>Trips again?
But they're icky!

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>>685436000
trips confirms we should. but no though, they don't taste good. i'm fine with spinach and lettuce though.

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>>685436086
GOD do I MISS that so much.. and the off hand weapons work properly and none of that stupid blocking shit from ds1.. SERIOUSLY MIYAZAKI WHY YOU BRING THAT BACK? FUCKING HACK

>>685436000
I aint eating shit

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>>685436051
its not like someone is going to have a pokemon with flash fire, right?
>right?

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>>685435887
Eh, I just enjoyed myself far more. The DLC was superb and the NG+ and beyond was actually challenging. I'm talking SotFS, by the way.

Dark Souls 3 was a wonderful 50-hour shitfest marathon that I'm not bothering with anymore, at least not now. NG+ is pointless and PVP is broken.

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>>685436250
Or... Ill totally not fight any rock, water, fire or dragon types at all.

I wish I could convert myself into a tall and handsome Asian man and live in one of them cartoons.

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>>685436086
oh, i don't think i can be persecuted for mine either (but Loli is a bit of a weird subject in Aus) but i'd never state them because of the kind of shitstorm that would follow.

>>685436051
good idea. i can't imagine going through the entire game without fly.

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>>685436262
I'll agree on the SotFS stuff and it's NG+ however do keep in mind in dark souls 2's release, pvp was also broken AF

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You forgot a few rules

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>>685436132
CAN'T HANDLE THE KALE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIWz74YbBWM


>>685436159
spinach and lettuce are greens..

>>685436247
>and you wonder why i found a new shipmate

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>>685434998
The maid

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>>685436519
YOUR ASS WAS FRAGILE, EVEN DARK SOULS 2 WEAPONS LASTED LONGER BEFORE BREAKING

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>>685436519
BUT I'M NOT AN ADULT! DON'T YELL AT ME T_T

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Mine

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>>685436430
well, i wasnt talking about loli.
>nice loli
Loli is legal so thats out the subject. but yes, the shitstorm... Lets say it anyways!?

>>685436503
>no channelers trident
why live

>>685436402
theyre fightable... its just harder

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>>685436519
Hotarun is unnaturally arousing. The fact that she elicits the need to breed in me is very dangerous.

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>claiming yume

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>>685436737
I FUCKING KNEW IT YOURE NOT A MIDGET
YOURE A CHILD
I feel like I already knew this...

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>>685436737
>>685436784
congratulations

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>>685436737
>>685436784
CONGRATZ

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>>685436737
>>685436784
Kazuki! you cant marry her! shes underage!

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>>685436880
>>>>>>No silver knight weapons
MIYAZAKI IS A HACK

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>>685436784
>>685436737
CONGRATS
can i be at your wedding?

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>>685436880
i know, i was just saying that i'm into Loli and that it's a weird subject.

>Lets say it anyways!?

You mean our fetishes?

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>>685436889
Nah really i am an adult. I just have terrible eating habits.
and i'm 6'3

>>685436784
>>685436737
Congratulations?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A

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>>685437019
I will find a way
>>685437079
Yes
>>685437109
You're mine now

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>>685437079
the need to fap has grown in me

>>685437087
yes! lets do it!

>>685437068
STOOOPP!!! i might go back to one once again if i keep hearing more!

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>>685437225
Alright.
What now?

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I have returned with the coveted chili... in a can!

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>>685437329
alright. you asked for it

>ero guro
>futa
>Loli
>male submission / dominance

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>>685437520
Uh.....
Do the thing?

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>>685437329
>No Crypt Popsicle sword
>No Bleed infusion
>No Frost infusion
>No Dark infusion
>No infusing BOSS weapons
>No Twinswords
>No Soul Geyser
>No Powerstancing fist weapons

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>>685437608

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>>685437329
>>685437608
>legs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXKi-yKC2VM

>>685437521
canned chili? not like an actual chili right but like the sauce stuff?

>>685437608
>furry
>beastiality
>loli
>incest
>creepshots
>more but cant think of them

>>685437713
fuck man... thats heart breaking... even though you can dual wield the fist weapons like claws and caestus.

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>>685437892
They're utter shit, cant stagger and there's no poise in the game
#MiyazakiIsAHack

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>>685437892

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>>685437813
hnngggg
>>685437892
idk it has the sauce and meat in it, and it tastes good, all that matters
pic uber related

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uggh woew i'm done lads I have to party much harder tomorrow. i'll look for my lost threads next time. drink up!
<3 brewer asuka

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>>685437674
Does doing the thing involve the claw?

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>>685437813
shit, i forgot a few. you just reminded me

>stockings
>legs
>being fucked while clothed
>goth girls

>>685437892
>incest
mah nigga

>>685438142
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Asuka!

>Shiro

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>>685438194
Probuably

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>>685438339
I request you two share your Pokemon Duel. That's what 'the thing' is, right?

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>>685438339
Count me in!

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>>685437329
hmm?
>>685438194
>>685438339
>>685438499
hmmm?

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>>685438562
Hmmmm?

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>>685438014
you mean they cant break 0 poise? lame. I infused the claws with poison since it also upped the bleed on it but it was still complete utter garbage.

>>685438097
oh ok chili sauce... not a chili pepper. good

>>685438243
i mean i like those too but they seem a bit generic. I am tortured by having hot relatives. also:
>bodysuits and such
>latex

>>685438562
Hmm?

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>>685438494
What?
>>685438562
You too
Do the thing

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>>685438629
The closest we have to poise is hyperarmor, so far I've only see it proc in great machetes

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>>685438629
i'm not really into incest involving my own family. but incest in hentai and porn i do like.

>mfw i just realized a conversation just de-railed into sharing fetishes
>mfw i'm liking it

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>>685438767
You and shizuru said you were doing the thing. I want to see proof you guys did the thing.

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>>685438960
What like... claw marks?
>HAHA

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>>685439063
No, pictures of your pokemon duel.

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>>685438805
its quite easy to do in great hammers. just do a strong attack and boom they be smashed down into a bloody pulp. we also have those skills like perseverance and such

>>685438946
holy shit... i had to look back to see what our previous conversation was... this was way to derailed... Its too late to rerail anyways. i got caught one time and that shit got depressing.

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>>685439162
Who said we are doing a pokemon duel?
We are doing THE thing

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>>685439367
Is the thing not a pokemon duel? I've always been led to believe that's what it is.

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>>685439367
kissing?

>i got caught one time
really? what happened?

>>685439473
>i got caught one time
meant for
>>685439262
>jenny

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>>685439262
I am salty they nerfed fume funesword

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> NYEEEEEEEEEH
Skeletor best waifu claimed.

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Do i really need tp say it out loud?

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>>685439934
We get it, you're doing a pokemon duel. No need to brag.

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>>685439473
>cousin sleeping
>lift blanket
>nice ass
>take pics
>notice no shirt
>no bra either
>holyshitonceinalifetimeopportunity.jpg
>try to go for tits
>wakes up right then and there
>fuckingkillme.png
>leave immediately and sleep
>wake up
>10 missed calls from dad

>>685439658
Which sword was that again?

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Stop this nonsense!

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>>685440027
shit, i'd be fucking if i ever did that (assuming i had a female cousin).

>>685439934
yes

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>>685440104
Uh oh! The cops are here! Quick, fight back with lolis! He's weak to those!

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>>685440027
Fume Ultra greatsword

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>>685440104

>>685440191
*fucking dead
I need to proofread

>jenny

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>>685440104
No u

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>>685440193
this is the best i have...

>>685440269
Ooohh... that sword. i never really used it actually so i cant tell

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>>685440354
I was wondering about that.

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>>685440354
i was like,"holy shit" when i saw that. I had no idea how too respond. lol

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>>685440278
>>685440381
>>685440450
>>685440380
Hahaha sorry Spike. Usually people ignore me.
Fun stuff.

holy fucking shit the cringe in this thread

>>685440754
>discuss random shit
>on /b/
>cringe

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>>685440754
THIS is cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

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>>685440461
>>685440557
shit, if i had known you read it by then i would've left it as it was. my sides are at Pluto right now.

>>685440823
ahem, my good sir. i believe you may mis-understood the context of this rather cute scene from Final Fantasy X.

For you see, the laughing in this scene was not intended to sound as real. in the context of the scene, Yuna is telling Tidus to laugh and to feel good despite all the bad things that have happened. therefore, the voice actors had to make it sound fake because genuine laughing was supposed to follow it.

dipshits

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Dammit gameboy
Why you run low on battery