The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!
ah you're like my tiny best friend he can't gain weight because he's a tiny calory factory. treasure it. i have to punch holes in buildings to even maintain weight. Wiouldnt change my size for the world though. I'm like Marv. The Romans would have hailed me as a god in the arena.
real talk if you want to gain weight I can teach you lol
>>(apologies for those I lost, arguing about beer).
qott: album you last listened too/currently listening too
Nattesferd - Kvelertak (credit to Aizawa)
Best part is that its Rory vs Dio
Hello anon, was playing a little bit of CoD4 and black ops on 360 as a throwback
Sigh its complicated and I dont wanna drag this onto the thread
its always rattle edition
woof woof ~
robot fetishes are so common though
>six foot tall shitposting old man fisting machien claimed
Alrighty. If you change your mind, go for it.
I know we pick on you, but we're actually quite nice.
I'm not any kind of animal with fur
to make it more interesting i say you also make it a only Fire-type moves.
I need you to tell me!
I have many fetishes. I will not list.
imbed if ye will whitechan <3
I really miss high school. If I could go back in time the way I am now and do it over again, things would be easier and more fun. Plus I could experience these times again.
>tfw will never double shotty camp with cousin ever again
He was a Ranger guy, I was more into the Model 1887s
i never list my fetishes either
I already knew that, Im just playing along
Didnt read that part, last ablum was Hail to the King by a7x
Hmm indeed, I miss my xbox friends
My phone won't send my video. I really hate this thing at times.
well... m/f , height, current weight, current occupation, vegan or normal, and age *or can you drink*
i worked for COD for 5 years pls stop giving me viet nams
Are you the Dork Soolz anon I added some time ago? Sorry I haven't been on, got back into Pokemon and the honeymoon phase is over. Honestly I think I preferred Dark Souls 2 to 3, which is something I never thought I'd say.
Demon Days. i don't really listen to a huge variety of artists.
> tfw you will never ballroom dance with your perfect waifu
why even life
I am bleach, yes
>Dark souls 2 over 3
i live so i can shitpost and fap to other people's waifu
Update on the run, I will be using HM buddies. They will not fight.
And only Fore ttpe moves is a stupid idea. Silly.
M, 5'3-5'4, McDs, Normal, dont drink
i can get persecuted for mine and thats why i don't. Don't know about you
>no power stance
Thats enough for me
trips confirms we should. but no though, they don't taste good. i'm fine with spinach and lettuce though.
GOD do I MISS that so much.. and the off hand weapons work properly and none of that stupid blocking shit from ds1.. SERIOUSLY MIYAZAKI WHY YOU BRING THAT BACK? FUCKING HACK
I aint eating shit
its not like someone is going to have a pokemon with flash fire, right?
Eh, I just enjoyed myself far more. The DLC was superb and the NG+ and beyond was actually challenging. I'm talking SotFS, by the way.
Dark Souls 3 was a wonderful 50-hour shitfest marathon that I'm not bothering with anymore, at least not now. NG+ is pointless and PVP is broken.
Or... Ill totally not fight any rock, water, fire or dragon types at all.
oh, i don't think i can be persecuted for mine either (but Loli is a bit of a weird subject in Aus) but i'd never state them because of the kind of shitstorm that would follow.
good idea. i can't imagine going through the entire game without fly.
I'll agree on the SotFS stuff and it's NG+ however do keep in mind in dark souls 2's release, pvp was also broken AF
CAN'T HANDLE THE KALE
spinach and lettuce are greens..
>and you wonder why i found a new shipmate
YOUR ASS WAS FRAGILE, EVEN DARK SOULS 2 WEAPONS LASTED LONGER BEFORE BREAKING
BUT I'M NOT AN ADULT! DON'T YELL AT ME T_T
well, i wasnt talking about loli.
Loli is legal so thats out the subject. but yes, the shitstorm... Lets say it anyways!?
>no channelers trident
theyre fightable... its just harder
Hotarun is unnaturally arousing. The fact that she elicits the need to breed in me is very dangerous.
I FUCKING KNEW IT YOURE NOT A MIDGET
YOURE A CHILD
I feel like I already knew this...
Kazuki! you cant marry her! shes underage!
>>>>>>No silver knight weapons
MIYAZAKI IS A HACK
can i be at your wedding?
i know, i was just saying that i'm into Loli and that it's a weird subject.
>Lets say it anyways!?
You mean our fetishes?
Nah really i am an adult. I just have terrible eating habits.
and i'm 6'3
I will find a way
You're mine now
the need to fap has grown in me
yes! lets do it!
STOOOPP!!! i might go back to one once again if i keep hearing more!
I have returned with the coveted chili... in a can!
alright. you asked for it
>male submission / dominance
>No Crypt Popsicle sword
>No Bleed infusion
>No Frost infusion
>No Dark infusion
>No infusing BOSS weapons
>No Soul Geyser
>No Powerstancing fist weapons
canned chili? not like an actual chili right but like the sauce stuff?
>more but cant think of them
fuck man... thats heart breaking... even though you can dual wield the fist weapons like claws and caestus.
They're utter shit, cant stagger and there's no poise in the game
idk it has the sauce and meat in it, and it tastes good, all that matters
pic uber related
uggh woew i'm done lads I have to party much harder tomorrow. i'll look for my lost threads next time. drink up!
<3 brewer asuka
Does doing the thing involve the claw?
shit, i forgot a few. you just reminded me
>being fucked while clothed
I request you two share your Pokemon Duel. That's what 'the thing' is, right?
you mean they cant break 0 poise? lame. I infused the claws with poison since it also upped the bleed on it but it was still complete utter garbage.
oh ok chili sauce... not a chili pepper. good
i mean i like those too but they seem a bit generic. I am tortured by having hot relatives. also:
>bodysuits and such
Do the thing
The closest we have to poise is hyperarmor, so far I've only see it proc in great machetes
i'm not really into incest involving my own family. but incest in hentai and porn i do like.
>mfw i just realized a conversation just de-railed into sharing fetishes
>mfw i'm liking it
You and shizuru said you were doing the thing. I want to see proof you guys did the thing.
No, pictures of your pokemon duel.
its quite easy to do in great hammers. just do a strong attack and boom they be smashed down into a bloody pulp. we also have those skills like perseverance and such
holy shit... i had to look back to see what our previous conversation was... this was way to derailed... Its too late to rerail anyways. i got caught one time and that shit got depressing.
Who said we are doing a pokemon duel?
We are doing THE thing
Is the thing not a pokemon duel? I've always been led to believe that's what it is.
>i got caught one time
really? what happened?
I am salty they nerfed fume funesword
We get it, you're doing a pokemon duel. No need to brag.
>notice no shirt
>no bra either
>try to go for tits
>wakes up right then and there
>leave immediately and sleep
>10 missed calls from dad
Which sword was that again?
shit, i'd be fucking if i ever did that (assuming i had a female cousin).
Uh oh! The cops are here! Quick, fight back with lolis! He's weak to those!
this is the best i have...
Ooohh... that sword. i never really used it actually so i cant tell
i was like,"holy shit" when i saw that. I had no idea how too respond. lol
Hahaha sorry Spike. Usually people ignore me.
THIS is cringe
shit, if i had known you read it by then i would've left it as it was. my sides are at Pluto right now.
ahem, my good sir. i believe you may mis-understood the context of this rather cute scene from Final Fantasy X.
For you see, the laughing in this scene was not intended to sound as real. in the context of the scene, Yuna is telling Tidus to laugh and to feel good despite all the bad things that have happened. therefore, the voice actors had to make it sound fake because genuine laughing was supposed to follow it.
Why you run low on battery