>>in the sauna with towels on
>You are dead to me.
>I live once again.
Yeah, you're the team I'm rooting for.
Good luck man.
More of a normal thing than the depraved weebs in the other posts.
What was that you fuckin' cunt. 1v1 me in club penguin I'll fucking nosc0pe your space marine ass back into the ocean you little pleb.
Nothing much, it's one of those threads were we avatarfag because of lack of /r/
>kahl have a gaming pc, dog
Is it a dell?
>Lost? Is this not the unisex sauna?
It can be whatever it wants to be baby.
>DON'T TALK TO VENG. I SMELL RAPE
PSH! Windol just got here. Thats the smell!
>in the sauna with towels on
>You are dead to me.
Dude i'm finnish. I get the towel thing is retarded but some cultures don't like showing themselves. PS she had a towel on so i figured i should too.
>Yeah, you're the team I'm rooting for. Good luck man.
Thanks dude! I'm very fucking excited to fight!
sorry to the reverse cowgirl thingy guy, i tried and tried but failed horribly.
gonna fuck off now.
/r/ Moss hanging upside-down like a bat asleep, and urinating during her sleep. Getting her body wet, like little trickles of urine running up her body/head, as well as dripping off her. And even though her wings might cover it, a likely peek of her puss too?
More refs can be found here, although I REALLY prefer it to be of her more "feral" form. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
I'll tear your ass apart on cod 1v1 me rust I'll mlg no scope 360 180 420 trickshot you with my rusty spoon, heretic.
i don't know anymore, any other drawfags wanna be drawn
Yeah man, just don't do worse than scraps, and you'll be fine.
Hey Mill, what's up?
What are you talking about you armor clad ninny? I'll smack you upside the head in a quick game of civ 5, and proceed to dunk your skull into a deep bath of the dishonor of your family.
I will then proceed to paint your armor pink to symbolize how much of a ninny you are.
Mark my words kiddo.
(I'm confusing myself wiht this.
I'm literally just typing on my keyboard at random.)
Damn dude who did i have to kill to get that response?
I would enjoy it
Listen I'm just saying if I'm in the wrong sauna I can leave. No need to cause trouble.
Sorry I disappointed you.
I do not have owls. I am sorry.
>Don't do worse than scraps.
Did you SEE S.E.C. vs K.K.K.?
Kiddy, I'll grab your mother and fuck her inside out and than after so rape your sisters and brothers bt not your dad, he hasn't come home for a long time and than proceed to 1v1 you I spore and shrek you with my onionzooka 360 blaze it die for the emperor tastic spin move, faggot.
Requesting Adyson, Gretchen, and Isabella drawn like pic provided.
i'm starting practicing drawing in my notebook,
but because i know nobody like bad quality pics, i leave the digital drawing for awhile.
I gotchu fam.
Thanks! Have another.
Hai what's good. Why is it so damp here?
>Also the rape request will cum, just be patient. It's worth it. I swer on me mum
You know it's true.
We're talking about people who got wrecked.
That fight was just depressing.
M8, I'll take you out back, and shoot you in the head like the injured animal you are. I'll then invent a way to bring back the dead just to 1v1 you in pajama Sam in a battle to see who can collect all of the box tops the fastest, after I win in that challenge I'll take an ak47, and gun down your entire space marine legions. If you're still standing after all of that I'll redownload minecraft and destroy you in a 1v1 cake baking battle. Then I'll boot up the wii and we'll have a battle in pokemon rumble where I'll fucking K.O. you're entire team, and set fire to your pokeballs. If you can still fight after that I'll Play some intense rock paper scissors against you, and fucking beat you every time in best out of 7. You're fuckin' dead kidle.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperium, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Imperium armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Imperium and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Astartes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anons do draw sometimes. no doubt.
Mihalo, my dude.
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level.
Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what?
We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow.
We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.
ALPHA MALE? IM THE APEX PREDATOR. I SNAP THE NERDS NECK AND THROW HIM ASIDE. NOTHING CAN STOP MY FURY AND THE SURVIVORS CAN CUDDLE WITH THEIR BODY PILLOWS BUT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. I WILL HUNT THOSE NECKBEARDS DOWN AND KILL THEM. THAN ILL TRACK YOU DOWN, YOU LONELY BITCH ASS NIGGER FAGGOT WITH YOUR QUEER ASS HAIR. YOU DONT NEED A "HELMET" WHEN YOU HAVE SUCH A THICK SKULL. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU PATHETIC ABOMINATION. I RULE HERE AND EVERYWHERE. BOW DOWN, FAGGOT, BEFORE I BREAK YOUR KNEES AND RAPE YOUR WOMEN.
Its a Sauna, Windol. Saunas are good for relaxing. People usually sport a towel or no towel when they are in a sauna. You should try it some time.
Just don't start pulling out random props on me.
>Just don't start pulling out random props on me.
okay... for now
thanks a lot familia
Oh yeah, well Yo momma so fat that the dinosaurs.
Try, and top that.
What, if we're the edge to sharpen are you the tool?
If you could do me when you have the chance.
>>685412153 Use this reference please.
It certainly is refreshing! Reinvigorating to my very cellular form, yes sir ree!
if i say no homo will that make it straight?
You're mother is so stupid that bush did 9/11
>yfw speedy was banned for shitposting entire threads on /trash/
You're mother is so uncultured, that she went to a gucci store, and tried to order jeans under the price of 400$
>getting pretty tired now, i'll keep going.
Your mother is so stupid she thinks you draw well
I think this was the last one requested.
anything else for me?
Does anybody want to Milk my penis?
Does anybody want to Milk my penis?
late night shenanigans begin now
bondage lewd of this guy?
>i found the best reaction to this
Maybe they were asking for it.
when did this happen??...
Sup Sidhe. Hows it going?
>You know it's true.
I'll take it!
Dude, I could kill you.
And everyone would be happy.
I'd be a real hero.
Your dead family would SMILE at me.
You know what's the difference between you and I?
If I killed you, I would be a hero.
If you killed, you'd be an asshole.
And the difference is intelligence.
You don't know what you're talking about and I do.
here are my color
or did you want like, a picture of suncat, that is colored??
Welp thread, you became the cancer that spouts newfag, and thinks you've won an argument.
So, I'm gonna dip.
I've always liked your comic style. Nice shit.
Windol, your bait worked.
So what I wanted to say, was that there is a movie called Gaspar Noe's Love (2015). And it's perfect for gay men like me. It's pure heterosexual sex, and shows lots of boobies, but the catch is that it shows ton of graphic cock. You'll see penises erect and ejaculating in a ton of scenes, but it's always dark and it avoides visibility when showing vaginal lips. So if you want to see female nudity, I hope you like boobies because there is no vagina lips visible, but it will show you tons of erect cumming cocks, and that is perfect for a gay man like me. That's Gaspar Noe's Love (2015) for you everybody, and it's my new favorite film. I recommend it, especially if you're into femdom.
Can you keep your clothes on, and give me a nude handjob?
It's a goddamn imposter parasite! My body does not look like anything remotely like that. I mean it has six eyes...
Just bumping anon.
I have their tumblr if you want it.
I-I wouldn't have let the thread need to be bumped by an anon...
Awh crap the fucking morphling is still alive!
Give me a hand here, c'mon! Anybody?
I know bb, this'll be my last one since you offered :^)
Do you still post things on your tumblr?
Oh, I'll let this thread rot!
And, yeah, sometimes I do.
Well don't just stand there! Give me a weapon to shank it with or something.
half asleep stream is getting spi cy
Here take thi-
>Gets 'tail' whipped by the morphling and flies crashing down a flight of bleachers in the sauna.
>The helmet rolls off his head in your direction, at the sametime the morphling casts off its disguise and into it's gargantuan size.
>cancer-chan drawing traditionally
my attention is back
i can only be so meme at 6am
just glad you're back to the traditional
Seems like I only had the energy for one draw, I'll be back later.
Don't get your hopes up, kiddo.
It. was. SO. GOOD!!
I'm sorry to see them hurting, but the art was dank.
time to make it EVEN WORSE
its a beautiful day in the neighborhood~!
Could I get a doodle of Iggy from Jojo?
hello hello~! how are you this wonderful saturday?
>guy that draws things makes thread worse
ohay smol goat
on my tambls
i dont update it much tho
I was not prepared fot this..
*bork echoes in my mind*
>the quality doesnt meet me personal standard so it is not a drawing
i'd like to think i'm pretty benign
Hey hey pink friend, how you be?
Let them be swordo, they have the chronic salts.
I mean if you say so
im using ehg's right now
hes got some kinda dumb wacom and sai
not bad not bad
ive got an eye doc appointment today which im super excited for! how bout yourself?
i'm sure theres a cure somewhere
he can draw here and practice in his spare time, not that i keep track of his practice schedule
>something something muh quality on /b/ argument
What do you call this?
>exploring pins hair
Oh cool, what you getting checked?
And not much, played tomb raider like you told me to. I stopped when i tried to climb a rope that glitch-threw me across the entire island and made me discover the last campire in the whole game before i fell through the map.
I'll bork you m8
I doodle and sometimes read out of thread, but not much otherwise. I do have fun drawin stuff in thread tho.
>mfw wasn't talking about kris
>mfw talking about you
>mfw misunderstood original poster shitting on kris
>realizing i fugged up
hey im having fun, my bad for misreading, thought this was still about him
I should probably bork somebody..
Well, I'm sorry if the drawthreads are made up by repeating units!
would you draw a gemstone? doesn't matter what kind