I'm seriously considering robbing a wedding in a few weeks. I happen to know the date and time of a wedding and the layout of the facility pretty well. The girls change and get ready in a small separate building close to the parking lot. This is often left unlocked during the ceremony and if not it should be pretty simple to break into. The ceremony is in the chapel near the back of the facility. My plan is to show up just after the ceremony starts so that pretty much everyone will be preoccupied in the chapel. I will have plenty of time to get into the dressing room and grab all of the women's purses. I'll carry them in a duffel bag and I'll be dressed in a suit so I look like I belong at the wedding. Nobody should really be suspicious since you don't ever know everyone at a wedding anyway, and not that many people if any will see me. I figure there will likely be cash in the brides purse intended for the honeymoon and stuff, and possibly cash in the bridesmaids and mothers purses intended to be given as gifts. Including the bride there are at least six women in the bridal party, but with the two moms and may be a photographer or something like that I figure I have the potential for eight or nine purses. So should I do it? Any advice?
As someone who just went through the stress of planning a wedding, just kill yourself. These people are celebrating their commitment to share their lives and you want some quick cash? Nigga I pray that you get caught and they throw your ass a curb party.
>>685406456 Since when is b filled with such moral faggots. Man seems set on his goal if you aren't going to give advice don't berate him because it's not going to change his mind. Take your shit elsewhere
>>685406708 Because there's a line between doing something for lulz and robbing a fucking wedding that these people put tremendous effort into setting up because OP is too much of a lazy cunt to go get a job.
>>685407322 Plan a wedding on a shoestring budget and you'll understand why faggots like you and op deserve harsh punishment. I don't give a fuck if he's only looking to steal a mint, he's a pathetic sack of shit for planning on ruining a wedding because he wants easy money
>>685408000 As do I, I live in Los Angeles. cops dont waste their time unless its murder. Even if they found a print in your PUBLIC store of the perp, whos to say that person wasnt in there buying something
>>685407795 It's a shitty thing to do in general. I don't carry much cash, but I'd be out whatever I did have, have to pay for a new drivers license and concealed carry license, get new copies of my EMT licenses, and replace my debit and credit cards. That shit would be a pain in the ass.
Throw in the fact that it happens to all my friends on wedding day, yea, OP is a niggerfaggot
>>685407974 >ruining a wedding It's not going to ruin shit. Some people that attended will be butthurt they lost some cash but the bride and groom will still get married through and through. Furthermore this is another reason why weddings not done in a city hall are retarded displays of extravagance
>>685407974 It's not for the easy money. It's because I'm a selfish asshole who gets sexual gratification and thrills out if taking women's shit. Especially valuable things like purses wallets jewelry and phones. There's so many morality police here but I'm not going do anything that any of you fuckers would do. Only for you it would be done with a passed out sorority girl in a back room and for me it's done with a bunch of purses at a wedding.
>>685408292 >soul Don't reply to me anymore >>685408498 I see what you mean. Best thing would be to take nothing but the cash and send back all the lost identification if that's possible. I agree that's a pretty shitty part.
Who cares that it's YOUR wedding day. How selfish. A day is a day who cares if you happened to get married on that day. People get robbed all the time.
Like another anon said, watch out for phones. Immediately toss ALL of them as soon as you can get away. There is also the slim chance that someone could have an anti-theft tracker in their purse (they're only $20 or so at Best Buy), so I guess be aware of that too. And fuck these moral-ass niggas, bruh. They shouldn't be on /b/ if they're offended that easily.
>>685408511 Yea seriously everyone acts like it matters that Brittany fucking prom queen is going to lose her purse on her wedding day. So she'll cry and her mascara will get all over. At the end of the day she'll be out a few bucks and she'll still be getting fucked silly in a hotel room by her husband. Sane shit goes for all the other bitches. It's just a bunch of leather and paper it ain't gonna ruin shit.
>>685409443 And you'll never leave that pathetic "somewhere" stealing purses. You're such a fucking joke you're even sad by criminal standards. You're a definite bitch, you'd rat on your friends and take it in the butt in prison all day and love every minute of it.
>>685408971 Exactly. Thanks for the advice. Funny how these fat bastards pass around naked pictures of women to self satisfy to all night and fantasize about rape but they get all fucking holier than thou when you mention stealing a goddamn purse.
>>685404454 YOu shouldn't do it but, scout the building. Make sure it has no cameras and the lot or any adjacent lot has cameras. Wear gloves at all times and makes sure you have no ties to anyone at the wedding. Make sure no one else knows. Check purses for tracking devices and Don't bring your cellphone. Cellphones can be looked into and see past devices that were near it. Stay calm.
>>685409509 I have a job. Pays enough to afford my mortgage and car note and feed my wife and 2 kids. You'll say I'm lying but I don't have to prove anything to you. My life is better than probably 99.9% of people here. Doesn't make me better than anyone. Just don't judge a book by its cover. So why do I do the things I do if I have so much going for me? Because I just fucking like to that's all.
>>685410344 Oh and never drive straight home or anywhere near. Go through a traffic heavy spot or a freeway to loose any car plate data they might have from seeing cars entering and exiting during the time.
>>685410283 It's not justification. If I was justifying it I would say what I do is ok. It's not ok. I know that. I just don't care because I like to feel good and it makes me feel really really really fucking good to steal purses. All I'm doing is calling out the hypocrisy here.
>>685411012 Lol no you are psychologically messed up. If you don't satisfy your psychological needs or have them cured by whoever is qualified you will go crazy. Not saying I would do it but if that's how op sees it then yolo
"also also" person here (who has been giving good advice and support). Is this your first time? If it is I can see you have other "motivations" that drive you. I am not sure your pathology, but be careful that you do not end up letting the behavior get control of you and escalate into things that are way illegal.
>>685411919 Yup just calling them basic morals shows this. Morality is not universal or objective. You think you can make it so but it can't and never will be. I bet you even believe there's a man in the sky, and a heaven and hell.
ya never do a home that is occupied. Not only is their a risk of them being armed, but the severity of the crime is exponential. I mean even just with a woman home you could get hit with a sex offender tag for the rest of your life (as opposed to just petty theft).
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