waifu claim thread
Bet the cancer follows.
The proof that the mask's vampirism powers are truely an ascension is Kars, a 2000 year old vampire, he may not be as beautiful, strong and glorious as Dio, but I give him credits for unlocking the true power of the mask. He lost his weakness ot the disgusting sunlight and unlocked powers to control life itself.
>By the way DIO claim
You should! Then we can kill the Norks together!
Fair point friend
>i suck at remembering things
I mean, if i'm doing shots then i'd prefer the nicer stuff. But i'm over shots, so now I do mixed drinks in which the actual taste of the alcohol (especially vodka) doesn't matter heh
>treat yo self
how many ships you in bruh?
oh yeah thats right! I remember now. You gonna fuck over your lazy friend right?
Alright mongrel, I'll give you that point,
Perhaps you are worthy of my full attention.
NONE, this was when we were shipped
Nah he helped me out by taking a couple of shifts so i wouldnt have to work 2 weeks straight
But he aint gonna like me as his boss
Ima ride his ass
Your attitude has taken my attention, you've brought my hopes up so do not disapoint me.
Why do you consider yourself to actually be somehow superior than Dio?
>being shipped at all
>ride his ass
didn't know taco bell employees did that sorta thing while they cooked
I always got fair points, so how was your day today? that is before you started drinking heh
How many shots is too much? 15 seems like a lot right?
FUCKKKK Thats right... Shit
fucking idiot author
Yes... but HA WE'RE NOT SHIPPED ANYMORE
Kys, wasn't my choice
Dio vs Gilgamesh. Id watch that with popcorn!
I'm at 10 right now, still not drunk enough~
My day was good, got a fucking delicious pizza and went for a ride in a side-by-side in the woods~
How was yours?
Sure. These are just the pencils.
Phil's dad is dead.
I just contracted diabetes
No problem bro.
>rum and beef jerky
Kek, that's an abstract diet. Jerk is based though. My eating habits have gone down the shitter and jumping back in after no physical activity is the worst feeling. Body got used to being lazy.
Good to hear, things are pretty swell for me.
Sounds like it's time for an upgrade.
>Best idol claimed
What's the shocking truth?
Haven't you heard mongrel?
I am the original legend, the first and the greatest, shining glory incarnate, a Demi God with no match.
Work soon. Claimed!
Friday night drives to work, too many people going downtown to get drunk. How much weaving will I have to do tonight?!
Im already faster than he is
Also got a new girl who came from a rich family
Bitch doesnt know how to sweep and she likea to be on her phone
Thats gonna stop
And another new girl with a lot of piercings
Shit looks gross got that skin flap that connects her lips and gums toghter peirced
Talk to be bb
"Demi God with no match"
Is that all you have to say? Because I'm already feeling disapointed.
Besides, how could a Demi God have no match? If there are Demi Gods, it means there is at least one true God.
And no one else would be more fit of the title of god than Dio
Then drink more! I have 2 12 packs here I might go through... kek
Hehe was it worth it? <3
>Should I make more?
Damn thats a lot... Also hello Shiro!
Anyways, I really have to get back into the state of mind to work on comics.
Im a Demigod, and I can more than equal Gilgamesh. And in 40 years, I become a God. So I will truly have no equal amongst either of you.
haha, but at least we got steam? :D
that can be alot depending on when you started kek
True, but you still went along with it tho
nice! but whats a side by side?
ah i see, continue
jerk is bae tbh. and really? after 2 weeks? sheeeeit
Never, not gonna happen
fuck, sounds like you got a pretty shit crew m8
>pierced through the lip-gum connector
It's one of those things
Off go karting in a few min
>45.349 is the time to beat
Might as well!
Can't ship me now!
It was good! I went kayaking for awhile and then had some drinks
As do I... :)
>wew indeed :)
I started a few hours ago. Im a lightweight too. About to down a 12 pack of Keystone as well...
See you later.
Of course you do!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN START
Who's marrying who now?
>someone mentioned my shipmate
Everyone else is good though
But damn that peircing is such a turn off
She could be a solid 8/10 woth them all out
You can find vids that help with generic building
Probably not gonna be a build with the exact parts i picked out
Budget builds dependd on all what you want to do and spend
If you want the budget lower i can make it lower
Also my buddy just got orders to the 5th marine regiment to be a fmf
Proud of him
Wow, well shoot at least it still works, somewhat.
That it is, love easy nights.
I'd love that~
>Trying to kill me with cuteness?
What's your favorite brand? Yeah it's always the worst initially.
probably i mean its like 12:40 but theres some music im going to download so im probably going to be up for just a little longer
oh shush u
oh really? when did you start doin that? seems pretty interesting of a story
ooohhhh those things! those are kickass. I went on one of those in some dunes when I was younger. I wanna do it again. Where were you at?
Beat it FASTER
Thats the weener way of thinking of things mang
Ah then thats not too much haha, what were you drinking?
Your damn right! kek
Your waifu a qt btw
Your on! I got a Keystone right here! I will even up you one shot of jack!
I would never kill you!
>Why would you think that sweetie? <3
Jack. Now Keystone as well... Might grab some wine from downstairs too...
It's been a while since I've worked on any comic. I'm in the process of printing a zine, but that's been on hiatus while various personal problems are taken care of by the other person involved with it. I've written and illustrated comics since I was a freshman in high school, so for about 13 years.
I see, maybe I should too.
Yours is a qt aswell.
Right? Crazy piercings can be such a turn off, take Janice Griffith for example haha
My favorite brand would probably be a tie between the costco steak strips and Old Trapper. I haven't tried a ton of other brands tho
I was driving in the woods, had a few drifts and some kickass climbs~
Driving on some dunes sounds really fun!
>I will even up you one shot of jack!
Against almost half a bottle of scotch? Please~
Aw lucky I wanna be in the fmf as their corspman! Try to mix and match your parts you picked out with the $1000 building in this?
I have limited battery. Mobile charger works but the original doesn't?!?!
Hehe~ I'm just teasing yuno. Don't worry
Have limited battery on my phone ; _;
Smug motherfucker.. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
yeah you should probably sleep
Hehe Thanks friend :)
Okay fine! I will go grab my bottle of wine! Be right back!
>You like what you see?
>might as well go along with the ship
>but hates being shipped
Starting to question whether or not you actually dislike the ship mang
hell ye, thats the stuff. I'm not very into red wine but whites I can dig
>nice gif btw
sounds fun, I doodle little shit comics when i'm in class heh. and whats a zine?
>don't bake with me or daughter ever again
Do you NOT understand the concept of MERELY PRETENDING?
>Honestly, who wouldn't like what I just saw~?
>wew lad again
Not even the true Gods could stand up to gilgamesh's glory, it is why they struck down Best friend in his place.
The merging of God and human proved too much.
And Dio, you have tainted your flesh with unholy blight, you are not fit to be anything more than a squabbling mongrel.
Because you're so adorable it hurts <3
Never heard of those surprisingly.
Why can't every night be like that?
RIP Shinoa's phone.
A self published magazine. It's gonna be a collection of comic strips and illustrations that I've completed in the last year or so. I saw them initially as a way to tell jokes. I still do for the most part, but instead of being really fast I've grown to be able to develop stories.
And the rich is girl is a silid 8/10 could do better but she got small tits and is incompetent
I didnt like that video because i know he could have done better with some of those builds
Hell i think he has videos with better builds at around the same price
If you want to skip the diy of a new computer i would check out the corsair bulldog
I dont think they have the complete build yet but when it comes out i might actually get one myself
Just look it up on the corsair website
That's what I keep telling myself.
And then I end up sleeping at 9AM, kek.
heelll yeah, I'd be down to get one as my family owns some property in the woods, but i'm pretty broke so I gotta get the fam in on it haha
Don't gimme that face
kek, merely pretending
>A self published magazine. It's gonna be a collection of comic strips and illustrations that I've completed in the last year or so. I saw them initially as a way to tell jokes. I still do for the most part, but instead of being really fast I've grown to be able
Thanks friend. I dont mind reds. Some are alright.
I just slammed half the bottle... kek
>You think thats wew wait till you see what ive got for Maki ;)
Says the most attractive, cute waifu I know.
>Have a show, on me <3
Oh, I see pantsu! kek
ok but what about the ass :^)
i could either go to sleep now and wake up at 7 or 10 AM
or i sleep at 2:30 and still wake up at 7 AM
There is nothing unholy in unlocking the body's true abilities.
And it is to note that Kars used a red stone marked by a holy cross to become the Ultimate being, althought of course this subject isn't realy about Kars, it is about the vampirism's power.
Well, Rory is going to change aspects completely upon her last 40 years. So I guess becoming a true god of love is something that no one would expect.
Not an ass man im more about the tits
For real? haha, I like my jerky a bit on the tender side, what are your favorite brands?
Nice, Mine are a way to tell jokes as well but they're not publish worthy at all haha, but thats pretty cool, how many of the magazine have you published?
dude, go after it. Small tits aint nothin and incompetent means she knows how to suck a mean D to get anything nam sayin?
Gotta keep it at ERP and RP at a minimum mang. Or we'll end up in trash
Yup. Surely none of us actually take it seriously right?
Diy of new computer? What Playlist is it under?
How about this one?
Whoa there milinda
Eheh~ Thank you friend~
That would be just too beautiful to be true, friend
Well, I hope you get to ride one soon~
I wish I still had the ability to go to sleep that early and wake up that early.
When I tried the other day I went to sleep at 4AM and still woke up at 5PM.
Pantyshots are nice.
Also nice pic.
Haven't had a red I like yet, although thats probably cus I usually drink the boxed shit haha
OOOHHHHH THE POLE
>ERP and RP
not into either typically so i'm good
>how bout this one
get that "super cute" shit outta here
Hopefully, where do you live that you got woods?
>Yes i know what you are saying you aint gotta keep askin
Nah shes like 17 and im her boss
She also seems like the kind of slut i would hate
No i mean get a pre built
Check out the corsair website
Something something something checked
Ah I see, but thats cool itll be published! where are you gonna sell it?
words words words
wow I see how it is, didn't even acknowledge my spicy meme
Shhh its not for you
>wew is right
I agree! Thanks friend
That could explain a couple things... kek
>You like? kek
I live in quebec~
There's not a lot of private owned woods here~
>pretty sure that's not how I'm supposed to write in English
>but I don't give a shit
SORRY FAGGOT I WAS DISTRACTED. Urf is back on League so I have a reason to play again. but yeah hi lol
like, TOO good. But there's not such thing as legs that are too good~
There's a couple of comic stores in the city plus I'll be selling them personally to anyone who wants one.
Knew you would like it Megu.
Plenty of nice pics tonight.
>But there's not such thing as legs that are too good~
I was the perfect being from the very moment I came to exist. You were born a mongrel, I was born the prefect being.
No transcendence required.
You're simply the best, hope you know that~
Kek, gotta up my game. Either Slim Jim or Jack's Links.
>In the arms of an angelllll
True, gotta take a L sometimes.
Something something fuck you Spike something
dude i passed out for some reason a few nights ago at like 12:30 and woke up at 2:30 went to go take a piss then fell asleep again it was weird because i never wake up in the middle of the night
i knew i passed out because my phone was still on in the middle of the floor kek
>thick ass and thighs
Same here mang
Green with envy koko can't be as cute? Or in this case, white with envy
I'm dumb lol. Remind me why I'm senpai again when you're clearly senpai?
Oh my milinda. Is there a naughty side of you?
Yet you are commanded by humans. I only follow the code of my god, which is fine by me.
I mean....I guess....
>kinda slut I would hate
what kinda slut would you like? kek
>explains a couple things
LIKE WHAT KINDA THINGS kek
Whats the "3000" tattoo for?
oh really? interesting. Although I can see what you mean with no private woods haha and yeah thats proper english, no worries :P
shut the FUCK UP SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even when he was still stained by the filth of humanity, he was still glorious and beautiful as ever.
Just look at this smug bastard, and he's still a child in that picture.
>wew is always right~
>not such thing as legs that are too good
Well said friend~
Course you'd know, you already know my tastes~
>dat pic tho
>off by one
Yeah, I can pretty much ride wherever I want~
If I try to sleep at like 1-2AM I just end waking up 1 hour later and I just can't sleep again, it's like my body doesn't want to sleep at all.
> it was weird because i never wake up in the middle of the night
When I fall asleep at my normal times I never wake up either until it's like 5PM, unless something really loud happens.
>i knew i passed out because my phone was still on in the middle of the floor kek
The number of times my phone fell of from my bad because of that, kek.
>thick ass and thighs
I know its a shame when ass usually looks better than tits but i dont get near as hard when looking at ass than i do at tits
Because you were here before i was
Im more of a sensei im teaching you but your still senpai
One that keeps her mouth shut and isnt a slut
You know the ones that dont scream skank from 10 feet away
Has this character been claimed yet?
WOOOOOWWWW KID and I don't know what Urf is cus i'm not a nerd...sorry!
I see, how much do you think youll make?
slim jims are aight, I don't really fuck with jack links, tastes like flavored paper, at least the ones I bought haha
I'll match your smug for smug
He chooses to entertain himself with the affairs of mages, after all to watch over humanity was the reason he was created.
Don't worry I'm not laughing at your lack of picture, I'm just being smug about it.
I like nice pics.
I think your thinking of yourself again there <3
>Continued for you viewing pleasue
Only if Maki or Mirai want there to be...
I mean what? jk jk kek
I actually dont know... kek
Your damn right.
>Looking good there yourself... :)
Even while bein a loli, you've made me proud.
Hell yeah, I wen't to victoria once to visit my aunt and it was awesome. had some poutine (if thats how you spell it) and it was my favorite shit. So do you got any plans for the weekend?
>favorite kinda slut
>one that isn't a slut
pick one mang, although I get it, you don't want a hoe haha
What is this i see!?
Is this true!?
Trips says it is
:^) bringin the bantz
Ayy that was one right there.
Haha, did you get the regular version?
Can't get enough of you~
>smug battle you say?
While I do approve of watching over them, sometimes they do need to be shown that they cannot be indiscriminate in their killings. There is such a thing as a just war, and thats why I aid the JSDF. Misguided politicians though.
your sleep schedule is fucked beyond belief lmao you should try to fix it
ass gets me rock hard
tits rarely do it for me probably because my dad was a little overweight and he walked around the house with no shirt on when i was young so i probably got used to seeing mantits
Wew lad. We're each other's senpai
Still in denial I see
Very good dio
I have the title smug queen in thread for a reason
Its been that time homie
eh, thats true haha
i swear to god if there's a Milinda pole scene in that show.....
Oh really? your not gonna charge?