waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
who the hell keeps stealing my last image get?
>jenny claim
>>685397634
Damn. You beat me.
Rory claimed.
Bet the cancer follows.
King of heroes claim.
Time for a shower edition.
>>685397258
The proof that the mask's vampirism powers are truely an ascension is Kars, a 2000 year old vampire, he may not be as beautiful, strong and glorious as Dio, but I give him credits for unlocking the true power of the mask. He lost his weakness ot the disgusting sunlight and unlocked powers to control life itself.
>By the way DIO claim
Milinda claim
>>685397425
You should! Then we can kill the Norks together!
>>685397511
Fair point friend
Claiming
>>685397941
oh no
I don't know why these are sideways.
>>685397808
>forgot image
>i suck at remembering things
Megumin claimed~
>>685398010
Yep~
>>685397511
I mean, if i'm doing shots then i'd prefer the nicer stuff. But i'm over shots, so now I do mixed drinks in which the actual taste of the alcohol (especially vodka) doesn't matter heh
>treat yo self
>>685397559
>hotaru
how many ships you in bruh?
>>685397832
oh yeah thats right! I remember now. You gonna fuck over your lazy friend right?
Also claiming
>>685397996
Alright mongrel, I'll give you that point,
Perhaps you are worthy of my full attention.
http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
>>685398010
But I don't have a PS4 :(
>kok
>>685398192
NONE, this was when we were shipped
>>685398192
Nah he helped me out by taking a couple of shifts so i wouldnt have to work 2 weeks straight
But he aint gonna like me as his boss
Ima ride his ass
>>685398192
Fair point friend
>>685398032
Oh no what?
>>685398206
Your attitude has taken my attention, you've brought my hopes up so do not disapoint me.
Why do you consider yourself to actually be somehow superior than Dio?
>>685398352
so you admit to being shipped?
>shinoa
>>685398352
>being shipped at all
Gaaiiiiii
>>685398391
>ride his ass
didn't know taco bell employees did that sorta thing while they cooked
>>685398420
I always got fair points, so how was your day today? that is before you started drinking heh
>>685398191
How many shots is too much? 15 seems like a lot right?
>>685398337
FUCKKKK Thats right... Shit
>>685398465
he's*
fucking idiot author
>>685398465
Wait so is Phil dead or his dad is dead?
>kok
>>685398550
Yes... but HA WE'RE NOT SHIPPED ANYMORE
>>685398590
Kys, wasn't my choice
Dio vs Gilgamesh. Id watch that with popcorn!
>>685398602
I'm at 10 right now, still not drunk enough~
>>685398590
My day was good, got a fucking delicious pizza and went for a ride in a side-by-side in the woods~
How was yours?
>>685398604
Sure. These are just the pencils.
>>685398656
Phil's dad is dead.
Shocking truth
>>685397363
>That pic
I just contracted diabetes
>>685397425
No problem bro.
>rum and beef jerky
Kek, that's an abstract diet. Jerk is based though. My eating habits have gone down the shitter and jumping back in after no physical activity is the worst feeling. Body got used to being lazy.
>>685397511
Good to hear, things are pretty swell for me.
>>685398066
Sounds like it's time for an upgrade.
>Best idol claimed
>>685398602
one of my aunt's friends is an alcoholic and did 27 shots of Jäger in only two-ish hours
>Shiro
>>685398833
>checked
What's the shocking truth?
>>685398480
Haven't you heard mongrel?
I am the original legend, the first and the greatest, shining glory incarnate, a Demi God with no match.
Work soon. Claimed!
Friday night drives to work, too many people going downtown to get drunk. How much weaving will I have to do tonight?!
>>685398590
you'll be shipped one day ;)
>>685398722
dubs confirms
>>685398839
just got this phone a few months ago :(
>shinoa
>>685398839
That's great~
Oops, some of Tom got into my Phil folder. I gotta fix that.
>>685399100
Dubs double confirm
>>685398590
Hes slow
Im already faster than he is
Also got a new girl who came from a rich family
Bitch doesnt know how to sweep and she likea to be on her phone
Thats gonna stop
And another new girl with a lot of piercings
Shit looks gross got that skin flap that connects her lips and gums toghter peirced
Shits gross
>>685399100
Talk to be bb
>>685399043
"Demi God with no match"
Is that all you have to say? Because I'm already feeling disapointed.
Besides, how could a Demi God have no match? If there are Demi Gods, it means there is at least one true God.
And no one else would be more fit of the title of god than Dio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI1ZUohNYS8
>>685398822
Then drink more! I have 2 12 packs here I might go through... kek
>>685398839
Hehe was it worth it? <3
>Should I make more?
>
>>685398862
Damn thats a lot... Also hello Shiro!
snek is claim
>>685399468
hi, how was your day mili?
>>685399555
checked
>Shiro
Anyways, I really have to get back into the state of mind to work on comics.
>>685399468
I like this pic.
>>685399468
>Then drink more
On it!
>wew lad
>Megumin
>>685399364
Im a Demigod, and I can more than equal Gilgamesh. And in 40 years, I become a God. So I will truly have no equal amongst either of you.
>>685398602
haha, but at least we got steam? :D
>15 shots
that can be alot depending on when you started kek
>>685398722
True, but you still went along with it tho
>>685398822
nice! but whats a side by side?
>>685398828
ah i see, continue
>>685398839
jerk is bae tbh. and really? after 2 weeks? sheeeeit
>>685399100
Never, not gonna happen
>>685399317
fuck, sounds like you got a pretty shit crew m8
>pierced through the lip-gum connector
NOOOOOOOO
>>685399312
oh my~
>>685399317
cant find the vids on helping with the build. not showing budget builds with what parts to get
>>685399952
oh pls
>shinoa
>>685399952
That is all I have for Phil.
>>685399952
It's one of those things
>pic related
>Megumin
Off go karting in a few min
>45.349 is the time to beat
i should consider sleeping
>>685399952
Might as well!
>>685400064
Can't ship me now!
>>685399555
>Checked.
It was good! I went kayaking for awhile and then had some drinks
>>685399675
As do I... :)
>>685399755
Good!
>wew indeed :)
>>685399952
I started a few hours ago. Im a lightweight too. About to down a 12 pack of Keystone as well...
>>685400175
you should homie
>>685400193
cause you're marrying hotaru?! CONGRATS!!!
>>685400175
Should you?
>>685400169
See you later.
>>685400281
Of course you do!
>>685400336
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN START
>>685400281
Now's your turn to drink!~
>>685400336
Who's marrying who now?
>someone mentioned my shipmate
>>685399952
Everyone else is good though
But damn that peircing is such a turn off
She could be a solid 8/10 woth them all out
>>685400064
You can find vids that help with generic building
Probably not gonna be a build with the exact parts i picked out
Budget builds dependd on all what you want to do and spend
If you want the budget lower i can make it lower
Also my buddy just got orders to the 5th marine regiment to be a fmf
Proud of him
>>685399100
Wow, well shoot at least it still works, somewhat.
>>685399212
That it is, love easy nights.
>>685399468
I'd love that~
>Trying to kill me with cuteness?
>>685399952
What's your favorite brand? Yeah it's always the worst initially.
>>685400392
probably i mean its like 12:40 but theres some music im going to download so im probably going to be up for just a little longer
>>685400064
oh shush u
>>685400068
oh really? when did you start doin that? seems pretty interesting of a story
>>685400134
ooohhhh those things! those are kickass. I went on one of those in some dunes when I was younger. I wanna do it again. Where were you at?
>>685400169
Beat it FASTER
>>685400193
Thats the weener way of thinking of things mang
>>685400281
Ah then thats not too much haha, what were you drinking?
>>685400783
The hell you mean weener?
>>685400392
Your damn right! kek
Your waifu a qt btw
>>685400530
Your on! I got a Keystone right here! I will even up you one shot of jack!
>>685400631
I would never kill you!
>Why would you think that sweetie? <3
>>685400783
Jack. Now Keystone as well... Might grab some wine from downstairs too...
>>685400783
It's been a while since I've worked on any comic. I'm in the process of printing a zine, but that's been on hiatus while various personal problems are taken care of by the other person involved with it. I've written and illustrated comics since I was a freshman in high school, so for about 13 years.
>>685400780
I see, maybe I should too.
It's 6:40AM
>>685401031
Yours is a qt aswell.
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>685400556
Right? Crazy piercings can be such a turn off, take Janice Griffith for example haha
>>685400631
My favorite brand would probably be a tie between the costco steak strips and Old Trapper. I haven't tried a ton of other brands tho
>>685400783
I was driving in the woods, had a few drifts and some kickass climbs~
Driving on some dunes sounds really fun!
>>685400631
Right!?
>>685401031
>I will even up you one shot of jack!
Against almost half a bottle of scotch? Please~
>dat gif
>wew lad
>>685400437
>
>>685400556
Aw lucky I wanna be in the fmf as their corspman! Try to mix and match your parts you picked out with the $1000 building in this?
https://youtu.be/uom9SsPocCE
>>685400631
I have limited battery. Mobile charger works but the original doesn't?!?!
>>685400550
Hehe~ I'm just teasing yuno. Don't worry
>>685400783
>
.
Have limited battery on my phone ; _;
>>685401554
Smug motherfucker.. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
>>685401197
>>685401197
>6:40 am
yeah you should probably sleep
>>685401197
Hehe Thanks friend :)
>>685401529
Okay fine! I will go grab my bottle of wine! Be right back!
>You like what you see?
>>685400998
>might as well go along with the ship
>but hates being shipped
Starting to question whether or not you actually dislike the ship mang
>>685401031
hell ye, thats the stuff. I'm not very into red wine but whites I can dig
>nice gif btw
>>685401161
sounds fun, I doodle little shit comics when i'm in class heh. and whats a zine?
>>685401465
>that pic
>don't bake with me or daughter ever again
>>685401902
Do you NOT understand the concept of MERELY PRETENDING?
>>685401895
Nice~!
>Honestly, who wouldn't like what I just saw~?
>wew lad again
>>685399364
>>685399892
Not even the true Gods could stand up to gilgamesh's glory, it is why they struck down Best friend in his place.
The merging of God and human proved too much.
And Dio, you have tainted your flesh with unholy blight, you are not fit to be anything more than a squabbling mongrel.
>>685402153
that's a really nice Megu pic, js
>>685401031
Because you're so adorable it hurts <3
>>685401475
Never heard of those surprisingly.
>>685401529
Why can't every night be like that?
>>685401554
RIP Shinoa's phone.
>>685401902
A self published magazine. It's gonna be a collection of comic strips and illustrations that I've completed in the last year or so. I saw them initially as a way to tell jokes. I still do for the most part, but instead of being really fast I've grown to be able to develop stories.
>>685401475
And the rich is girl is a silid 8/10 could do better but she got small tits and is incompetent
>>685401554
I didnt like that video because i know he could have done better with some of those builds
Hell i think he has videos with better builds at around the same price
If you want to skip the diy of a new computer i would check out the corsair bulldog
I dont think they have the complete build yet but when it comes out i might actually get one myself
Just look it up on the corsair website
>>685401895
You're welcome.
>>685401715
That's what I keep telling myself.
And then I end up sleeping at 9AM, kek.
>>685401529
heelll yeah, I'd be down to get one as my family owns some property in the woods, but i'm pretty broke so I gotta get the fam in on it haha
>>685401554
Don't gimme that face
>>685402138
kek, merely pretending
>>685402598
>>>685401902
>A self published magazine. It's gonna be a collection of comic strips and illustrations that I've completed in the last year or so. I saw them initially as a way to tell jokes. I still do for the most part, but instead of being really fast I've grown to be able
>>685401902
Thanks friend. I dont mind reds. Some are alright.
>>685402153
I just slammed half the bottle... kek
>You think thats wew wait till you see what ive got for Maki ;)
>>685402563
Says the most attractive, cute waifu I know.
>Have a show, on me <3
>
>>685402656
Oh, I see pantsu! kek
>>685402611
>small tits
ok but what about the ass :^)
>>685402656
i could either go to sleep now and wake up at 7 or 10 AM
or i sleep at 2:30 and still wake up at 7 AM
>>685402199
There is nothing unholy in unlocking the body's true abilities.
And it is to note that Kars used a red stone marked by a holy cross to become the Ultimate being, althought of course this subject isn't realy about Kars, it is about the vampirism's power.
>>685402199
Well, Rory is going to change aspects completely upon her last 40 years. So I guess becoming a true god of love is something that no one would expect.
>>685402987
Not an ass man im more about the tits
>moka
>>685402563
For real? haha, I like my jerky a bit on the tender side, what are your favorite brands?
>>685402598
Nice, Mine are a way to tell jokes as well but they're not publish worthy at all haha, but thats pretty cool, how many of the magazine have you published?
>>685402611
dude, go after it. Small tits aint nothin and incompetent means she knows how to suck a mean D to get anything nam sayin?
>>685401692
Hehe
>>685401902
Gotta keep it at ERP and RP at a minimum mang. Or we'll end up in trash
>>685402138
Yup. Surely none of us actually take it seriously right?
>>685402563
15% ;_;
>>685402611
Diy of new computer? What Playlist is it under?
>>685402675
How about this one?
>>685402893
Whoa there milinda
>>685402389
Eheh~ Thank you friend~
>>685402563
That would be just too beautiful to be true, friend
>>685402656
>panties shot
>>685402675
Well, I hope you get to ride one soon~
>>685402893
>wew lad
>>685402987
I wish I still had the ability to go to sleep that early and wake up that early.
When I tried the other day I went to sleep at 4AM and still woke up at 5PM.
>>685402893
Pantyshots are nice.
Also nice pic.
>>685403419
Sure fuckin hope so
>>685403498
god DAMNIT she has perfect legs
>>685403545
>wew lad
>thighs plus panties
>>685403362
This would be the first.
something something something
>>685402893
Haven't had a red I like yet, although thats probably cus I usually drink the boxed shit haha
>that pic
OOOHHHHH THE POLE
>>685403419
>ERP and RP
not into either typically so i'm good
>how bout this one
get that "super cute" shit outta here
>>685403498
Hopefully, where do you live that you got woods?
>>685403362
>Yes i know what you are saying you aint gotta keep askin
Nah shes like 17 and im her boss
She also seems like the kind of slut i would hate
>>685403419
No i mean get a pre built
Check out the corsair website
Products>bulldog
>>685403988
Something something something checked
>>685403818
Ah I see, but thats cool itll be published! where are you gonna sell it?
>>685403988
words words words
>>685403755
wow I see how it is, didn't even acknowledge my spicy meme
>>685403419
Shhh its not for you
>>685403498
>wew is right
>>685403545
I agree! Thanks friend
>>685404061
>boxed shit
That could explain a couple things... kek
>You like? kek
>>685403755
Doesn't she~?
>>685404061
I live in quebec~
There's not a lot of private owned woods here~
>pretty sure that's not how I'm supposed to write in English
>but I don't give a shit
>>685397634
You're waifu a shit
>>685404416
SORRY FAGGOT I WAS DISTRACTED. Urf is back on League so I have a reason to play again. but yeah hi lol
>>685404431
like, TOO good. But there's not such thing as legs that are too good~
>>685404416
There's a couple of comic stores in the city plus I'll be selling them personally to anyone who wants one.
>>685403782
Knew you would like it Megu.
>>685404426
Plenty of nice pics tonight.
>>685404621
>But there's not such thing as legs that are too good~
Well said.
>>685403026
I was the perfect being from the very moment I came to exist. You were born a mongrel, I was born the prefect being.
No transcendence required.
>>685402893
You're simply the best, hope you know that~
>>685403362
Kek, gotta up my game. Either Slim Jim or Jack's Links.
>>685403419
>In the arms of an angelllll
>>685403498
True, gotta take a L sometimes.
>>685403988
Something something fuck you Spike something
>>685403143
damn
oh well
>>685403545
dude i passed out for some reason a few nights ago at like 12:30 and woke up at 2:30 went to go take a piss then fell asleep again it was weird because i never wake up in the middle of the night
i knew i passed out because my phone was still on in the middle of the floor kek
>thick ass and thighs
nice
>>685397634
>>685403660
Same here mang
>>685404061
Green with envy koko can't be as cute? Or in this case, white with envy
>>685404218
I'm dumb lol. Remind me why I'm senpai again when you're clearly senpai?
>>685404426
Oh my milinda. Is there a naughty side of you?
>>685404751
Yet you are commanded by humans. I only follow the code of my god, which is fine by me.
>>685404218
>17
I mean....I guess....
>kinda slut I would hate
what kinda slut would you like? kek
>>685404426
>explains a couple things
LIKE WHAT KINDA THINGS kek
>you like
Whats the "3000" tattoo for?
>>685404431
oh really? interesting. Although I can see what you mean with no private woods haha and yeah thats proper english, no worries :P
>>685404778
>
Waifu
>Claimed
>>685403988
shut the FUCK UP SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685404751
Even when he was still stained by the filth of humanity, he was still glorious and beautiful as ever.
Just look at this smug bastard, and he's still a child in that picture.
>>685404859
quit hitting on me
>>685404426
>wew is always right~
>>685404621
>not such thing as legs that are too good
Well said friend~
>>685404714
Course you'd know, you already know my tastes~
>dat pic tho
>wew lad
>>685404778
>off by one
Exactly~!
>>685405013
Alright~
Yeah, I can pretty much ride wherever I want~
It's great!
>>685405148
Smug you say?
>shinoa
>>685405184
Stop being so sexy?
>>685404872
If I try to sleep at like 1-2AM I just end waking up 1 hour later and I just can't sleep again, it's like my body doesn't want to sleep at all.
> it was weird because i never wake up in the middle of the night
When I fall asleep at my normal times I never wake up either until it's like 5PM, unless something really loud happens.
>i knew i passed out because my phone was still on in the middle of the floor kek
The number of times my phone fell of from my bad because of that, kek.
>thick ass and thighs
>nice
Good taste.
>>685404872
I know its a shame when ass usually looks better than tits but i dont get near as hard when looking at ass than i do at tits
>>685404960
Because you were here before i was
Im more of a sensei im teaching you but your still senpai
>>685405013
One that keeps her mouth shut and isnt a slut
You know the ones that dont scream skank from 10 feet away
Has this character been claimed yet?
>>685404621
>faggot
WOOOOOWWWW KID and I don't know what Urf is cus i'm not a nerd...sorry!
>>685404641
I see, how much do you think youll make?
>>685404778
slim jims are aight, I don't really fuck with jack links, tastes like flavored paper, at least the ones I bought haha
>>685404960
NO.....maybe.....
>>685405148
I'll match your smug for smug
>>685404977
He chooses to entertain himself with the affairs of mages, after all to watch over humanity was the reason he was created.
>>685405410
off* bed*
It's 7AM, I can't type.
>>685405286
Don't worry I'm not laughing at your lack of picture, I'm just being smug about it.
WELP TIME TO DIE
>>685404714
I like nice pics.
>Dat pic
>>685404778
I think your thinking of yourself again there <3
>Continued for you viewing pleasue
>
>>685404960
Only if Maki or Mirai want there to be...
>>685405013
>Cheap
I mean what? jk jk kek
I actually dont know... kek
>>685405256
Your damn right.
>Looking good there yourself... :)
>>685405524
I WIN!
>>685405481
Exactly no money.
>>685405650
Even while bein a loli, you've made me proud.
>>685405785
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>>685405785
Improved version
>>685405256
Hell yeah, I wen't to victoria once to visit my aunt and it was awesome. had some poutine (if thats how you spell it) and it was my favorite shit. So do you got any plans for the weekend?
>>685405450
>favorite kinda slut
>one that isn't a slut
pick one mang, although I get it, you don't want a hoe haha
>>685406008
Dio loves loli
>>685406111
What is this i see!?
Dio!?
Is this true!?
Trips says it is
>check'd
>>685404947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7WyJ8CQl9I
>>685405042
:^) bringin the bantz
>>685405256
Ayy that was one right there.
>>685405481
>flavored paper
Haha, did you get the regular version?
>>685405596
Can't get enough of you~
>>685405491
>smug battle you say?
While I do approve of watching over them, sometimes they do need to be shown that they cannot be indiscriminate in their killings. There is such a thing as a just war, and thats why I aid the JSDF. Misguided politicians though.
>>685405410
>>685405519
your sleep schedule is fucked beyond belief lmao you should try to fix it
>>685405450
ass gets me rock hard
tits rarely do it for me probably because my dad was a little overweight and he walked around the house with no shirt on when i was young so i probably got used to seeing mantits
>>685405450
Wew lad. We're each other's senpai
>>685405481
Still in denial I see
>>685405521
Very good dio
>>685405596
Will they?~
>>685405491
>>685406355
I have the title smug queen in thread for a reason
>>685406309
>>685406111
>>685405524
Its been that time homie
>>685405596
>cheap
eh, thats true haha
>that pic
i swear to god if there's a Milinda pole scene in that show.....
>>685405673
Oh really? your not gonna charge?
Shinoa got this
>>685406523
>>685406111
I think we're getting off track here. after all there is no such things as a sentence with the words "love" and "loli" in it.
>Dio
>>685406074
Your right no sluts
NO SLUTS
>>685406434
That would probably do it
But your dad had a nice ass though right
>>685406506
No your senpai and im a sensei
And thats how its gonna stay
>>685406355
I couldn't agree more, without my guidance they quickly became the mongrels they are today.
>King of heroes
>>685406748
I love killing loli