I killed my wife's car today. He had been having seizures

>>685366493
If you killed her car then why did you post a pic of a cat?

>>685366733
Because I don't know how to type. Definitely talking about a dead cat, here.

>>685366493
b8, google image search that shit, its everywhere

>>685366493
How can a car have seizures?

>>685366493
Time stamp pic or fake and gay

>>685366493
And not for a second did it come to your head to record it and put it on livestream?

>>685366891

can someone PLEASE make a drawing of a car having seizures? I think the cat in OP is a ruse and he really means her car

Bullfuckingshit


Anybody who'd strangle his wife's cat would be man enough to tell his wife why he did it.


Unless you did it and it wasn't a mercy killing. ALSO PROVE IT PICS OR GTFO

My friends car tried to finger me in the back of my mom.

I hope you die. Even though this is fake n gay. I still hope you die.

>>685366493
How old was the cat

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>>685366867
Well, duh. I googled dead cat and used one of the first results. I didn't take any pictures of him. I guess I could take a picture of his grave. Buried him in the backyard already.

>>685366891
Not enough oxygen getting to the engine.

>>685367052
Not really much to see... he had a towel over him.

oh my god they have seizure drugs for cats you idiot.

she deserves to know you murdered a family member.

>>685366493
pics of the cat? how do you feel about killing it? sad?

>>685367308
15-ish years.

>>685367120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3WLOccckJ5o#t=161

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>>685367469
Nope. I wanted him put down. He has other health problems and was having trouble using the letterbox. His quality of life was pretty shit.

Wife just refused to accept it.

>>685367490
Your a dick for doing it but he/she was pretty old I guess you saved yourself the bills shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over

>>685367646
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>>685367481
It didn't hit me how sad I was till I started digging his grave. I guess I kinda numbed myself to it to get it over with.

>>685367707
Timestamp if you're op or gtfo

>>685367839
.....at least you have a conscience.

>>685367734
>shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over

Nah. Then it would have been "my fault". My hands are "clean" this way.

>>685366493
Don't be a pussy. Once I went with my cousin to kill a chicken with a meat fork (a long one), by stabbing it multiple times. The chicken screamed (sic!) so loudly and unnaturally like anything I ever heard (and that wasent first killed animal by us) and we did it just for fun and you care about some shitty cat? Gf will cry a bit and forget about it.

>>685367968
I said I didn't get any joy out of doing it. I'm not a monster.

>>685368041
Pray she doesn't find out...good luck

>>685368062
Only pussified faggots think they're cool killing small animals.

degenerate

>>685367646
Aww. I get my own meme!

>>685366493

You're fine. It was just a cat. People act like pets are people. They're animals just like the ones we eat, except we invest int hem and personify them. You did what you had to do. Anyone who wastes money on animal surgery (or really any other pet expenses) is ridiculous. Anyone who gets bent out of shape about this is out of touch with reality.

>>685368120
But we are, we would enjoy at least watching it

>>685368062
Ooh, tough guy stabbed a herbivore bird..

>>685367646
ttttttttt

;_;#

>>685366493
What a way to start Caturday off.

>>685368211
Yeah. That's pretty much my attitude about it. I did what needed to be done.

>>685368175
TY

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>>685366493
>>685366493
>>685366493
OP Listen, its ok, just take it to the local shop and tell them you need it fixed. then come back in an hour or two.. it should have a new color and it should run like new

tits for attention

I was honestly worried he was gonna scratch my arms up and there'd be "evidence" cause one of his legs got out from under the towel and almost hooked me with his claws.

Missed me!

>>685368186
Well it's easy to get a chicken unnoticed, but won't work with a cow or a pig. And we didn't do it to be cool (hardly anyone ever get to know about this), we just did it for fun. Anyway we were living in a farm in easter Europe and that's far from the sickest thing I saw being done to an animal.

>>685368691
now try it on your wife

>>685367646
>>685368663
RIP in piece, seizure car.

>>685366493
You killed. And then you lied about it. Because you know what you did was not right, nor justified. You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.

>>685368663
it worked, nice tits

>>685368935
You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.

Only if they find out.

Reminds me of the time I strangled my wifes cat and accidentally killed it.

Ended up having to pay a vet 1000+ dolla to find out what was wrong. Sucked losing all that money.

Hated that cat,

OP I'm with you. You done the right thing and you shouldn't tell your wife. That will make you fell better and her feel like shit and that's selfish.

>>685366493


i came within moments of shooting my dog in the head. shit is not nice.

ultimately is the wifes fault for caring more about her own feelings than the cats

>>685369433
Thing is I don't really feel "bad" about it. I'd say I'm sad that he had to die. Whether I did it with my own hands or took him to a vet to get put down, it's sad. I feel like I did what needed to be done.

>>685367707
what the fuck was the cat doing still manually posting letters? no wonder why you had to put it out of its misery.

How long did it take, OP?

Did the cat struggle?

Did it make a sound?

Why ddin't you livestream it for /b/?

>>685369667
Exactly! Snail mail is SUFFERING.

My phone likes to second guess what I'm trying to say, even when I type it correctly.

>>685369649
You do feel sad and you do feel bad and you're having second thoughts otherwise you won't be in here but thrust me, it will pass in a few weeks.

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>>685369697
came here to post these questions

>>685369697
>How long did it take, OP?
Felt like forever. Maybe a few minutes? I didn't look at the clock before or after.
>Did the cat struggle?
A bit. He had been having seizures lately so he wasn't exactly in great shape.
>Did it make a sound?
I'm sure he would have if I let him breath.
>Why ddin't you livestream it for /b/?
That would have been evidence.

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>>685366493
OP is a huge faggot

>>685367646

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>>685368062

you are scum.

OP did you hold his body down with one hand and keep the towel over his head with the other? How exactly did you do it?

Was it wierd feeling a cat that you petted a million times squirming under your hands because you were killing it ?

Honestly you did the right thing. My friend watched his dog get put to sleep and it was hardly painless.

>>685368246
Insectivore.

>>685368246
Insectivore. All birds eat bugs.

>>685370903
>How exactly did you do it?
One hand around his nose and mouth, the other around his throat. Forearms pressing down on his body.

It felt... like nothing at all. It didn't really hit me till I was burying him. I've always been able to just kind of "turn off" emotions for a while.

>>685367646
May he rest in piece
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>>685367378
Pics and timestamp

>>685366493
Was it a pinto?

>>685369305
No. It is the silence that condemns you. You will know the truth, and every day your evil shall create another link in the chain that will drag you under when it comes time for judgement. There will be no forgiveness at that point.

Rest in Pepperoni

>>685371877
That sounded like a quote from a shitty movie

>>685371877
Mmnope. Like I said, it needed to be put down. I did the right thing. I didn't kill it for fun, I was putting it out of its misery.

You killed any other animals, OP?

>>685372214
You're starting to sound like you're trying to convince yourself more than someone else. The more you think about this the more your doubts will grow. Find yourself something to distract you for a few weeks.

>>685372545
No no no. I just don't want my thread to die. I'm hoping that guy keeps trying to convince me I should feel guilty.

I will feed trolls to keep my thread alive.

>>685372303
Couple squirrels and rabbits with a pellet gun protecting my grandma's garden as a kid.

She had me drape them over the bottom rail of the fence for the coyotes to take, after I pulled the pellets out of em with a knife and a magnet.

>>685372881
Ok, so tell us something about that cat when he was alive. For what your gf loved him?

>>685372881
>I just don't want my thread to die.

If only you had thought the same about the car.

>>685372205
my life's a shitty movie

>>685373498
based grandma

>>685372881
you chose this future

>>685373523
Same thing everyone that loves cats loves them for. Soft, warm, purr, cute, blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, I liked him too, just not as much as she did.

>>685373615
FUCKING KEK, JESUS CHRIST

>>685373775
Yeah, she was pretty awesome. She grew up on a farm with a variety of livestock. Taught me how to butcher whole chickens and big sections of beef/pork/lamb.

Poor kitty, as long as you truly did it to help him, you did nothing wrong

>>685373962
More details pls. Every cat lover I know loved his/her cat for some "special things" that made him different from other cats. (My ex gf's cat loved cucumbers and some other loved to bath). Shit like that.

>>685374203
no shit? wow you have to have a strong stomach for that .

Shooting it would have been better, but of course that wasn't an option, so you did what you had to do. IF you think of it as animal management or whatever then it's just all in a days work. The cat was dying and about to check out.

>>685366493
i had to kill a baby chicken the other daybecause it hatched malformed. just stuck some strong painkillers in its water and let it sleep
mercy killing doesnt bother me

>>685374521
I just asked her. She said he had the LOUDEST purr and it's true, he did. When he got that purrbox revved up, you could hear it from the next room.

And he wouldn't waste time getting comfortable and turning around before sitting your lap. He would jump up and sit right down, even if it was some weird or awkward position, he didn't care. Just plop down like "Fuck it" and start purring as loud as he could.

>>685375019
>purring too loudly
Well at least we know the real reason you strangled it.

>>685366493
Personally I would have just shot the thing and told the wife what I did, maybe make the couch comfortable... but you do you.

>>685367646
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>>685375019
Dont you have any pic of the cat?

>>685366493
Time is Over. The thread is dead. Good luck never confessing the kill again. :D The eternal silence waits you.

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>>685366493

If it's quality of life was poor, then you did the right thing.

Unpleasant way to die that being said, but there are far worse ways I suppose.

How long did it take?

>>685368062
Omg you must be so strong and brave in order to kill a fucking chicken. Kys you pathetic waste of oxygen

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>>685376434

>City dweller detected

>Meat? Where how does it work?

>>685376391
I'm sure if his child has epilepsy, instead of treating, he will justify murder because it's quality of life was poor.

>>685375019
>revved up
So it was a car after all.

>>685376434
It wasn't meant to make me look strong or brave. IT WAS FOR FUN you fucktard.

>>685377004

The plot twist nobody was expecting.

>>685376895
Serioulsly can't you see a difference between killing a cat and killing a human?

>>685371078
That's not true

>>685366493
Reddit was the first place to reduce "ask me anything" to "AMA"
so, why do you go to reddit? is it really such a big deal for you to write out 'ask me anything' and try and hide the fact you're just a stupid redditor? i thought you wanted to blend in

It sounded like it was suffering and there are more humane was to do this but you did the right thing

>>685371078
fuckin moron lol

>>685376895
Well, my wife and I aborted her last pregnancy because it had a major heart defect. How's that make you feel?

Doctors said the kid "probably" could have lived at least a few years with many, many, maybe even dozens of surgeries.

>>685377037
you should stab your balls with a fork FOR FUN.

>>685366493

You put a towel over that poor car's intake? For shame.

>>685377513
Why is reddit such a big bad boogeyman for you? Also, even if reddit popularized "AMA" why do you act like it hasn't been adopted on 4Chan?

Ooh was it a Nissan?

>>685367646
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>>685377603
My friend once bought a hamster for 5$ and left it in the car for few hours. It was fucking hot outside and the hamster was barely alive. They took him to vet and paid 70$ for some shit that (maybe) would help him. After that my friend had no hamster and was short by 75$

>>685378049
Honda.

>>685367646

Sleep tight, Carter.

>>685377768
You mad, bro? Why? It wasn't your chicken :)

>>685378889
No,I'm not mad,it would just be more fun- you'd experience the pain first hand,you'd definitely make funnier noises than a chicken and it would prevent you from ever having kids if some female with brain damage who's into limp-dicked nothings would get drunk and decide to fuck you.

>>685379245
He's eastern European. Pretty sure the women there that haven't been sold into sexual slavery find chicken stabbing a turn on. He's fucking alpha over there.

>>685366493
If south park has taught me anything, there is a massive amount of shit and piss missing from that dead car. Also, where do cars pee and poop from? And do they go to car heaven if they were good cars?

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>>685379470

>Eastern European peasants

>Poultry ownership

Pick one.

>>685378889
What's fun about stabbing a chicken?

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>>685366891
How Can Seizures Be Real If Our Memes Ain't Real?

>>685367646
kek

>>685380063

That would be better if it reversed back together.

>>685366493
RIP in peace, wife's car...

>>685379245
Too late. And about that noises I wasn't suprise about there being any noises, but the sound of them. It just didnt sound like a chicken in any form (angry, hurt, or regular). Anyway, arguing makes no sens, lets just agree that we both consider each others retards and that we should kill ourselfes.

>>685366891
Wrong octane or a bad chip in the computer.

>>685367646
May 20, 2016, the day OP killed a car.

NEVAR 4GET.

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>>685379470
Not turn on, if they lived in a country side they just don't care cause they've seen worse.

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>>685380702

So respectful.