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The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is 7:46

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is 7:46 AM, one hour before the first impact.
You are standing across the street from the northern tower of the World Trade Center.
What do you do?
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masturbate
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Would I know what I know now? Or am I unaware?
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>>685332700
You know everything, you know that the planes will hit in an hour.
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>>685332195
Call in a bomb threat. Call the media with my threat. Save thousands and heralded as hero as sand niggers slam planes into empty buildings.
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go staright to the pentagon to see if the planes really hit that
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>>685332195
look for George Bush watch from a window
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>>685333248
Can't make it to DC from Manhattan in 60 min senpai
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>>685332195
Find the best vantage point and film it while shouting allahu Akbar
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Get the popcorn and record that shit.
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>>685332444
Checked
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>>685332195
Not funny.
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>>685332444
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>>685333246
why would they believe some fucking bozo on the street
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Make a bet
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>>685333927
exactly. to get them to take it seriously, you'd have to hijack a plane, so they'd start monitering the airspace.
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>>685334011
>>685332700
>>685332444
Get thread
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>>685333141
there were no planes. nobody died on 9/11. only the towers were demolished, the rest was photoshop
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>>685334011
that would be cool
walk up to somebody on the street and tell them you bet them some airplanes are going to hit those buildings in the next few minutes. let them wonder for the rest of their lives who you were
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Go to a film store to buy a camera, buy a camera, return to towers, pull fire alarms 5 minutes prior, film twin towers collapsing, use it to make Micheal Bay type documentary on us government.
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>>685333501
you can if you're a future time traveler, cocksucker.
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Easy, 15 mins before the impact pull the fire alarm. If that doesnt work start shooting in the lobby, people will be evacuated
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>get in a coffee shop
>scream ''ALLAHUAKBAR''
>get in line and order a coffee
>watch the glory of Allah with a fresh coffee
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>>685334281
underrated
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Lay out a blanket on a nice hill, lay out a picnic and wait.
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>>685332195
Scream "MOM Get the camera!"
and then make the best selfie with explosions in the background.
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>>685334961
Are some guys really into this shit?
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>>685332195
wait until about thirty minutes till and pull the fire alarm.
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>>685332195
Is there really anything I CAN do? I'd like to warn everyone of the impending doom and save everyone; that would be great, but no one would believe me and I'd probably be hauled away as a raving lunatic.

I'd probably just go into the lobby and find the one person worth saving. How will I know who the one person worth saving is? I'd walk quickly toward the elevator like I'm in a rush and the person to hold the elevator door for me I would take off the elevator.

Then I would tell that person, "look, you don't know me, and you're going to think I'm crazy, but something really bad is going to happen; you were kind enough to hold the elevator for me, so I'm going to save your life today. Here's $20. Go get some breakfast far away from here and don't come back. Oh, and watch the news."

I will have saved one person and that would be enough for me.
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>>685334960
>>685335192
fuck didn't see this
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A barrel roll.

Duh
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>>685334961
mfw
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>>685332195
>Call kids and tell them not to go to work today
>Hop on a jet and make sure my buildings are insured
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Rapidly collect missiles to hang from the walls of the twin towers, ready to fire out at whatever goes near the top half of one of the buildings
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>>685335192
wait about 61 minutes and pull the alarm.
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>>685332195
I go to the front door and I start screaming "FREE FAST FOOD INSIDE"
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Start fire in top floor and make whole building evacuate
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>>685332195
Grab my chute and base jump off one of them bitches before the opportunity is gone forever.. Terrorism kills dreams, the struggle is real.
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>>685335316
And then I would land I top of the towers and remove all the thermite and bombs and shit and laugh my ass off when planes hit and nothing falls down XD
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>>685332195
Go to the observation deck and watch the events unfold firsthand.
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record a video of the first impact with my dick perfectly in front of the building so the news can't block it out without ruining the video
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>>685335881
You win, sir.
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Buy Apple stock like mad.
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The way I feel right now. I'd stroll into the 2nd tower. Casually say, "Hey, two planes will hit the towers just to let you know", to whoever I pass. Then take the elevator to the top.
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>>685335967

and fuckbook, google.......
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>>685332195
Short stock indices via whatever exchange which is open.
Shameless jew is shameless.
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>>685335837
After forever changing the course of history, I would take all the stuff I removed from the twin towers and building 7 and build a special prison tower on a remote island for bush and friends and every other war criminal and person involved. Once the prison tower was full I would force Bill Cosby to fly a jet into the top floors. Bin laden would then be given the button for the detonation. The tower would collapse into it's own shadow. 9/11. The consequences will never be the same.
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>>685334960
But then you get shot by the cops.
I'd go to every floor I could get some privacy, start a fire, and then pull every alarm on my way out.
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Question why the fuck I'm five years old again
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>>685336470
but then youll melt the steel beams before the planes will even get a chance to take the out.
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>>685335258
retard
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>>685336786
them*
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Did the WTC even have a fire alarm that one could just pull like a fucking school fire alarm?

If they did, they would have probably discovered that it was a false alarm and taken care of it before anyone even left the building.
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>take photos for the next 4 hours
>make millions
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>>685337040
are you really that retarded?
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fucking run
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>Buy 5 high quality cameras
>Set them up from different angles on other rooftops around World Trade Center
>Sell footage to media

Also go one building over and put up a giant sign facing the WTC "Do a flip"
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>>685334961
Fuck. That made my penis hurt just by looking at it.
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>>685336786
>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>685332195
film
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>>685332195
Call the FBI. Tell them I received a call from a friend onboard the flight who said they've been hijacked, and say the friend overheard the hijackers talking about the other flights that were taken and what their targets are. Tell them the flights are one hour away from target. Then I would run.
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>>685337792
How does one call the FBI?
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I would find my 6 yr old self and butt fuck him.
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>>685337792
Also I would record myself doing this so that if they don't respond to the threat, I can go to the media and show them that I tried. Then I would continue making predictions including the location of Saddan Hussein, the disappearances of future flights, the shootings of different people, Prince's death, etc. everything until now. Within 15 years, I will be the most trusted advisor in the country. Oh also I would buy a lot of Facebook, Amazon, and other stocks so I can be rich, famous, and powerful.
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>>685337851
I'm sure there is a way considering every FBI or government documentary you see talks about how many threats they get per day on their hotlines.
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contact the gubment and sell them my phone, then brief them on whistleblowers and other trouble makers. ask for a new identity and a tidy sum. laugh from my mansion as the world burns itself to the ground.

yes.. yes, delicious.
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>>685337851
Also if I can't reach the FBI, I'll contact news outlets. Or I'll hijack a camera crew or a live news broadcast. I'd get on the PA system or kidnap a cop. Something. ANYTHING. I think I would actually try to do something about it.
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>>685332444
Never change b.
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>>685335664
Why the top? Fire just going to burn the top because heat travels upward
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Isn't it pointless to do anything?
If you're there in that time period, and you know what happened, then as an inescapable result of causality, you'll fail to change the future because you, as you currently are, would cease to exist, thus making it impossible for you to change anything.
It's like the time travel version of "You can't have your cake and eat it too."
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>>685332195
1. Get out smart phone
2. Find nearest location to buy parachutes
3. Google current tenants in the upper floors of the towers.
4. Locate a business that uses their office in the towers as headquarters and has super rich executives.
5. Go to their office and wait in the lobby.
6. After the attacks hit, offer to help them escape for a fortune.
7. Profit
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>>685338414
So nobody gets hurt you dumb heeb
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>>685338675
Wouldn't any cell phone towers have worse than 1X service in 2001?
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>>685338100
Hate to admit it but
#winning
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>>685338572
>i have no imagination and my life is boring as fuck
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Nothing because steel memes cant melt jet beans.
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>>685332195
setup a camera and call the cops/feds/mormons
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I am jerking dicks bcuz honriness in threads people do not matter only matters is life, we are not part of such thing, open two eyes and see difficulty in your ways of thinking, perhaps one day we speak together as couple not group and make sure we do not allow things of evil to happen again.

Amen
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>>685338794
Hmm interesting point
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>>685338675
King jew right here
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>>685338675
2001
>smartphone
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>>685338855
Okay then asshole, I'd find my mom and fuck the shit out of her while she still looked good.
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>>685332195
Do nothing, because if you report it it'll still happen...it was a conspiracyyyyyyyyy. LOOK AT MY TINFOIL FEDORA PLEBS!
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Run as fast as I can and take the elevator up to the roof
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Call an emergency Westboro Catholic Church and quickly arrange a "God hates fags" party on the top floor. watch them burn. BURN!
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>>685332195
>Go as high into the towee as possible. >StartFire.txt
>forced evacuation.
>first plane hits tower
>already evacuated
>tell them another is on the way to next tower
>believe me because already saved 1000 ppl
>evacuate second tower b4 impact
>???
>profit
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>>685339084
>i am angry and i answer shit
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>>685332195
Run like fuck
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>>685339104
Get someone to record you doing the helicopter as the planes hit.
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>>685332195
>run in
>pull fire alarms
>"I'M FROM THE FUTURE BELIEVE IN ME"
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>>685339362
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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>>685332195
Get on one of the hijacked planes, find the terrorist first and bring them down, let everyone know that planes are being hijacked to fly into the buildings, take control of plane until buildings are clear, and crash into the building knowing I saved everyone in the buildings.
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wait 50 minutes, then start a huge fire on the ground floor trapping and killing as many as I can

>fire goes up
>building comes down
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>>685339200
Get arrested by NSA, FBI and whatever else law enforcement agency, never seen again. Still go to war in Iraq.
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>>685338723
Then there wouldn't be much of a reason to evacuate except for the 5 highest floors
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>>685332195

1 hour?

Easy.

Call the airport, call in a bomb threat.

That gives me more time.

Go to the police and tell them what is about to happen. in exact detail....

they will find the would be hi jackers.

The only reason id do this is because after 9/11

America turned to shit and the Elite pulled far in front of the pack. Its sad.
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>>685332444
This
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>>685338923
>mormons
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Get on my flight and exact the will of Allah
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>>685339686
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>>685339530
How would you get on one of the planes?
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>>685339616
Won't work, The Bushmeister must see his plan succeed, even if it means crashing a Cessna into your anus.
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>>685339781
Board it beforehand
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>>685339084
thats the spirit
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cover the entire tower in bacon
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>>685333141
pull the fire alarms
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>>685339154
How are you going to get from the Midwest to Manhattan in less than an hour?
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>>685339986
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>>685339578
Fair enough.
>buy lottery ticket for that week.
>profit
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make a joke: "Hey wouldnt it be funny if a plane hit the towers in about 1 hour lol"
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>>685340215
kek'd. do it in the form of a youtube video though
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Do a "I am a time traveller, something bad is about to happen" AMA on Reddit.
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>>685339530
If you have control of the plane, why not just land the damn thing?
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>>685332195
>What do you do?

Nothing. Demonstrating any kind of advance knowledge of the attacks is going to get my ass hauled off to Gitmo within a few weeks.

Actually, I'll get the fuck out of downtown to avoid the pending cloud of toxicity. No need to unnecessarily shorten my life.
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>go home
>go on internet
>buy 4chan.org domain

regret everything here on out
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>>685332195
Pee on it
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IM THE DOCTOR AND I SAVE PEOPLE
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>>685340401
I don't like the towers.
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>>685332195
get on top of the north tower with signal flags and redirect them to trump tower, Obama house Bernie's house and Hillary's house
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Find and kill m00t
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Buy stock in Lockheed Martin
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>>685340684
>hates the towers so much, hes willing to kill kill himself to get rid of them

damn son, thats dedication
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>>685335426
Underrated
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>wear a fake suicide bomb vest
>go into the lobby of the 1st tower
>start yelling "allahu akbar"
>when the police arrive, let them know that your bomb is rigged to explode if you let go of the button
>demand the building to be evacuated
>masturbate the whole time
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>>685340714
>obama house
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>>685332195
Get the hell out of there before traffic goes to shit.
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Blow up the towers without telling anyone to evacuate so the terrorist have nobody to kill and no towers to hit, problem solved
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Jump off the Building and do a flip lol
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>>685337909
Underrated
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>>685340990
Fucking genius
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>>685335967
Underrated post.
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>go to US mega millions website
>check out archives for September 11, 2001 drawing
>3, 11, 33, 41, 49 Mega Ball: 21
>then go back in time to 911
>get the fuck out of New York
>Buy lotto ticket
>??????
>PROFIT
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>>685332444
Trips have spoken
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Take dump in lobby
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>break into moots house
>call in saying your relatives have hijacked some planes
>don't hang up so the call can be traced

Moot gets life, /b/ is never created life becomes better
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FIRE ALARM THEN RUN
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>>685341708

YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE TIME CONTINUUM!!!
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>>685341708
>no containment board for the rest of the internet
>better
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Find synagogue that shit will be safe and be respectful when they cheer to not draw attention
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insurence?!
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>go get a gun
>walk into the building
>go to security
>"you have to evacuate this building now!"
>If he refuses hold him at gunpoint and make him evacuate the building
>Sandniggers crash into empty building
>become American hero
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>>685332195
Tell people there's a pizza party on the top 12 floors
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>>685334914
/thread
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>>685335426

10/10
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>>685342571
Then you spend the next 25 in federal prison
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>>685342571
>Point gun at security
>Get shot

10/10 plan
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> call 911, call in a bomb threat, say to evacuate the WTC before people die
>they hang up on me
>didntbelieveme.jpeg
>hmmm
>me and my redneck friend played alot of flight simulator games as kids
>tell him that 2 planes are gonna hit the WTC
>hes my best friend, he believes me
>tell him i tried to call it in and they didnt believe me
>"ofcourse they wouldn't believe you, for them to actually do anything you'd have to hijack a plane or something"
>idea.gif
>redneck friend has guns, we arm ourselves up with concealed carrys
>don't have a bandanna so take red plaid towels from kitchen and sunglasses, go to airport with friend
>get past security
>easy af pre 9/11
>we both go on different flights
>sitting in plane, pull out my towel and sunglasses and wear them to conceal my identity
>pull out my concealed carry, scare everyone and make way to cockpit, hijack plane
>hear on the intercom another plane has been hijacked
>thatsmybestfriend.webm
>flying the plane now, controls seem easy enough given my simulator experience
>en route to the WTC to draw attention to the airspace and hopefully cause the WTC and the whole area to get evacuated
>see another plane a good way away, crashes into the WTC
>ohshit
>start panicking
>zone out thinking about my best friend who just died
>forget i'm flying
>ohshitohshit
>crash into the other tower
>mfw 9/11 happened cause of me.
>mfw u can't rewrite history
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>>685340011
you can easily go in and pull firealarms for no reason
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>>685343536
with 2k people saved faggot
no ragrets
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>>685342686
underrated post
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>>685344806
mfw
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>>685344806
Good job sir.
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>>685344806
>yfw at the very last second you realize that you are actually the real reason of 9/11
>yfw you are the reason of Iraq war, Al-Quaeda rise and Arab crisis
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>>685332195
kill cheney, bush and giuliani.
shoot two rockets over the towers just to be sure.
pray.
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>go in first store I see
>buy biggest jacket I can find
>go back outside and find parked car
>open hood and take oil dipstick
>repeat with one more car
>break off the plastic rings on the ends so I can get through security
>once inside, tie dipstick rings around shoelaces
>one around each wrist, put the rings on middle fingers
>idea is to make it look like I've got a bomb in my jacket with detonators on my fingers
>get as high in the building as possible, preferably the restaurant that used to be there
>take lots of hostages immediately and threaten to blow self up unless both buildings are evacuated
>tell them I have an accomplice hiding in the other building as well for maximum effect
>demand a parachute as well as ones for the hostages
>take everyone to the roof
>wait for planes to hit
>jump off
>go home
>masturbate
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>>685332195
>0
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I'd wait for the planes to hit and the start collecting all the wallets I find lying around
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>>685345172
shouldnt it evacuate the building?
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>>685348736
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>>685349004
sure. i do that on a weekly basis when i'm bored
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call in a ton of anonymous tips so they can clear the buildings
go hang out in the rest of new york since ive never been there. get a hot dog and wait
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>>685344806
What about the pentagon?
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>>685332195
install a military automatic defense system from 2016 on top of the buildings and towers around manhattan.
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>>685332195
Commit a random act of murder, in an hour nobody gives a shit.
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>>685349709
>implying you could install high grade future military equipment on both towers in under an hour
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>>685349707
That was anon from another timeline...
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>>685349709
not wtc. around the city.
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>>685349873
sry
>>685350051
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Hunt op down, and "make it" so he cannot make this dumb ass thread.
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>>685349820

Yeah..........I'm sure a lot of niggers thought they could get away with crimes during the whole ordeal. Maybe some did. Some rot in prison. Or, "my trial was postponed cuz 9-11's, so Iz off da hooks ya'llz." No nigger. No.
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