You're not my mom!

>>685317865

4 Words Niggas wanna hear?

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEET

Remember niggas cant count so they won't know the difference.

>>685317865
I came inside. Whaaaat?

MONEY, DICK, CHOCOLATE, DIVORCE

Suck my fucking dick.

I'm going in dry

Prepare your anus, ho.

>>685317865
You're a fucking nigger

>>685317865
I was born rich.

>>685317865
You are always right.

"citroen creative technology"

got full blown aids

My wife texted me today, "Transfer money to account"

I texted back, "Transfer dick to mouth".

>>685317865
I did the dishes.

>>685319608
Kek. Sounds familiar, have the wife on a financial leash here too.

>>685317865
I had a vasectomy

I have much money

big black monster cock

racemixing is white genocide

"I love your sister"

I will kill you

I will rape you

>>685317865
Your bff is ugly

Sorry for being male

>>685317865
Here, take my balls.
American Express Gold Card.
I love you too.
Yes, [name] you're right.

What a decent girl wants to hear as you begin to bite her neck:
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Six feet, inches, figures

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140KB, 662x993px

My cum is chocolate

>>685317865
My family is rich

Take my black cock.

here come dat boi!!!

Homecoming 1 freight car

>>685317865
YOU GON GIT RAPED

cup balls, work shaft

>>685317865
I have money lol

>>685317865
Here's the old lickaroo

>>685317865
>you look perfect
>surprise babe, it's me
>I love your perfume
>P̾ͪ̓ͯ͗̓̆͆͌̓̎̊͘͘͏͇͓͇̲͎̫r̴̷̴̰̩̪̘̤̟̞͙̝̺̦͎̦̝̒̅ͯͥ̓̓̓ͧͬ̌͂̈͊̐̏ͬ̐ͣ̚̕͜ͅͅͅeͥ͛̔̅͋͊͑̂̒̚͏̬̫͔̲̱͓̪̥͟͟ͅp̵̯̰͔̼͕̭̜̪̥͖̩͔̰̘̦̩̤̼̅ͩ͒͐̅ͪͪ̅̌̅͋̈͋̌ͤ͋̾́͘͟aͫ̓͌͆̒̾̿ͮ̓̊ͨͨ̿́҉̸̨̭̺̬̯͔̘̻̮͓̦̫͉͟r̢̻̗̝̗͈̖͇̲͓̗̤̼͓̻̹̎̒ͤͫ̾̊̓̊ͤ͞e̢̧̗̬̗͎̖̟̳͎̙̪̦͔̳͔̺̲̟̱ͮ̀͊̏ͧ̐̀̌̍̌́̚͘ ͩ̽͐ͬ͊̍̈̄̑͒͡͞͠͏̫̹̞̯̮̮̩̻̥͎̤̗̲̺̟̼Ţ̧̻͕͉͇̥̃ͥ̄̋̓̓͛̉ͥ͞ͅḩ̷̛͇͚͓͉̼͓̲͚͎̤̲̗͋̐̉̌̈̅ͮ̐̈̓ͦ̍ͦͫ̐ͮ͘͡y̡̭̪͓̯̱̱̻̼̬͗ͩͨͪͣ͋̀ͫ̀s̵̛͉̗̦͈̜̦̤̯̥͓̰ͪ͒ͯ̉̐ͫ̽̍̿͊ͯ̈̕͘͠ͅe̛̤̺̤̦͓͓̠̖̰͓̪̭͇̞̭͍̩ͭ̽̌ͩ͊̌̒̋̋͆͜͠ļ̡̛͔͈̫̳͚͇͈̜̙̥̫̝̬͉̣̲ͩ̈͋̋̄̎̾͂̊̾̉̆̏͒̌̃͒ͫ͂͠f̧̱͍͔͓͍̜͈̺̻̗̒ͣ̅͋ͨ͐̒̕ͅ,̵͎̭͔͕̦̜ͭ̾͆̉ͩͮ͗ͬ͋͌ͬ̑͒̎͑̔͌ͩ͊͜͜͞ ̵̷̧͙̗̠̯̪͓͕̯ͯ̂̾̍̊̏ͥ̀̚͡Ž̡̑̍ͪͩ̐͑̋̎͊̚̕͜҉͇̯̦͕̝͘ã̡̡̡̭̠̺͓̩̣̭̩͍̜̳̲̦͖̬̤̖̗̟̉̌͌̀̈ͪ͠l̓͒ͤ̈͏̷̻̙̮͚̭̖͍̺̳͎̬͚̟̰͈̝̤g̤̹̜̙̞̱̣̹̻̟̝̻̲̻̜̮͕̥͑̇ͤ̐͂͟͢ő̙͉̫̱̣̞̥͙͚͔̺̖̪̟̖̒͗ͭ̈̍͂̈́̎͗͂̈́̚͞ ̴̶̘̻̫̞͖̬̳̺͚̰̲͚̻͌ͨ̑ͬ̑̒̓ͬ̀ͬ͆́́͟ͅA̷ͬ̆̉́ͬ͌̔͗̈̾̇͋͋̏̑̑͑ͨͯ͜͏̼̯̬̦̰̺̠̼͈͔͙̜̩ͅẘ̨͚̪͉͖͈̺̟̺̺̏̒̇̊ͬ̀̚͞͞ͅa̧̛̮̟̝͕̺͊ͭ͑ͩͭ͂͢͝k̶̴̢̥̦͉̲̰̬̱̬̥̬̱̱͇͓̻͓̹͐ͧ̾̔̆̆̉̽ͥ̈͋̇̍ͦ̍̽ͅͅȩ̶̠̼̙͇̤̯͇̙͙̯̣̯̫̘̠͙̫̯͂̏̒̆̍ͫͤͨ͆ͣ̑̐ͬͪ͝͝ͅn̸̗͉̬̲̜̟ͪ̅̄͟͠s̵̆ͦ̄̔͋͠͏͇͍̝̤͔̫͓̙̝̙͕̺̪́

Literally told an ex-gf after she cheated on me and I was breaking up with her.

I fucked your mom.

Other than fucking her mom, it was one of the most satisfying things I've ever experienced.

>>685317865

I got sum vasoline

Piss in my ass

Leeroy can stay tonight.

Here money please take

"Tips Fedora"
m' lady?

>>685321366
win

>>685317865
chad chad chad chad

Niggers lick my anus

>>685317865
>my cock is hard

chocolate dick ejaculating money

>>685317865
Money is no object.

Oh shit wat up

>>685317865
here come dat boi

chickens, watermelons and welfare

"I'll give you chocolates"

>>685322836
"o shit waddup"

Jews did 9/11

>>685319844
underrated post

>>685317865
fus ro dah

>>685317865
"Make it again, Bitch"

Sorry, i didnt pullout.

>>685317865
Bix nood muh fugga

>>685317865

I shit my pants

"Imma fuck you up"

>Make me a fucking sandwitch

>>685324966
nice dvbs bur

>>685326090
>4 words ya dip

"Check these dubs"

Get in the kitchen

>>685317865
what´s your cards limit ?

>>685326248
>no keks given g

Got any pristine memes

>>685317865
I have dank memes

I am not white.

Make America great again

Please spank me, mommy.