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You're not my mom!

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You're not my mom!
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>>685317865

4 Words Niggas wanna hear?

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEET

Remember niggas cant count so they won't know the difference.
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>>685317865
I came inside. Whaaaat?
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MONEY, DICK, CHOCOLATE, DIVORCE
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Suck my fucking dick.
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I'm going in dry
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Prepare your anus, ho.
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>>685317865
You're a fucking nigger
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>>685317865
I was born rich.
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>>685317865
You are always right.
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"citroen creative technology"
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got full blown aids
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My wife texted me today, "Transfer money to account"

I texted back, "Transfer dick to mouth".
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>>685317865
I did the dishes.
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>>685319608
Kek. Sounds familiar, have the wife on a financial leash here too.
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>>685317865
I had a vasectomy
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I have much money
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big black monster cock
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racemixing is white genocide
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"I love your sister"
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I will kill you
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I will rape you
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>>685317865
Your bff is ugly
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Sorry for being male
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>>685317865
Here, take my balls.
American Express Gold Card.
I love you too.
Yes, [name] you're right.

What a decent girl wants to hear as you begin to bite her neck:
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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Six feet, inches, figures
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My cum is chocolate
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>>685317865
My family is rich
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Take my black cock.
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here come dat boi!!!
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Homecoming 1 freight car
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>>685317865
YOU GON GIT RAPED
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cup balls, work shaft
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>>685317865
I have money lol
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>>685317865
Here's the old lickaroo
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>>685317865
>you look perfect
>surprise babe, it's me
>I love your perfume
>P̾ͪ̓ͯ͗̓̆͆͌̓̎̊͘͘͏͇͓͇̲͎̫r̴̷̴̰̩̪̘̤̟̞͙̝̺̦͎̦̝̒̅ͯͥ̓̓̓ͧͬ̌͂̈͊̐̏ͬ̐ͣ̚̕͜ͅͅͅeͥ͛̔̅͋͊͑̂̒̚͏̬̫͔̲̱͓̪̥͟͟ͅp̵̯̰͔̼͕̭̜̪̥͖̩͔̰̘̦̩̤̼̅ͩ͒͐̅ͪͪ̅̌̅͋̈͋̌ͤ͋̾́͘͟aͫ̓͌͆̒̾̿ͮ̓̊ͨͨ̿́҉̸̨̭̺̬̯͔̘̻̮͓̦̫͉͟r̢̻̗̝̗͈̖͇̲͓̗̤̼͓̻̹̎̒ͤͫ̾̊̓̊ͤ͞e̢̧̗̬̗͎̖̟̳͎̙̪̦͔̳͔̺̲̟̱ͮ̀͊̏ͧ̐̀̌̍̌́̚͘ ͩ̽͐ͬ͊̍̈̄̑͒͡͞͠͏̫̹̞̯̮̮̩̻̥͎̤̗̲̺̟̼Ţ̧̻͕͉͇̥̃ͥ̄̋̓̓͛̉ͥ͞ͅḩ̷̛͇͚͓͉̼͓̲͚͎̤̲̗͋̐̉̌̈̅ͮ̐̈̓ͦ̍ͦͫ̐ͮ͘͡y̡̭̪͓̯̱̱̻̼̬͗ͩͨͪͣ͋̀ͫ̀s̵̛͉̗̦͈̜̦̤̯̥͓̰ͪ͒ͯ̉̐ͫ̽̍̿͊ͯ̈̕͘͠ͅe̛̤̺̤̦͓͓̠̖̰͓̪̭͇̞̭͍̩ͭ̽̌ͩ͊̌̒̋̋͆͜͠ļ̡̛͔͈̫̳͚͇͈̜̙̥̫̝̬͉̣̲ͩ̈͋̋̄̎̾͂̊̾̉̆̏͒̌̃͒ͫ͂͠f̧̱͍͔͓͍̜͈̺̻̗̒ͣ̅͋ͨ͐̒̕ͅ,̵͎̭͔͕̦̜ͭ̾͆̉ͩͮ͗ͬ͋͌ͬ̑͒̎͑̔͌ͩ͊͜͜͞ ̵̷̧͙̗̠̯̪͓͕̯ͯ̂̾̍̊̏ͥ̀̚͡Ž̡̑̍ͪͩ̐͑̋̎͊̚̕͜҉͇̯̦͕̝͘ã̡̡̡̭̠̺͓̩̣̭̩͍̜̳̲̦͖̬̤̖̗̟̉̌͌̀̈ͪ͠l̓͒ͤ̈͏̷̻̙̮͚̭̖͍̺̳͎̬͚̟̰͈̝̤g̤̹̜̙̞̱̣̹̻̟̝̻̲̻̜̮͕̥͑̇ͤ̐͂͟͢ő̙͉̫̱̣̞̥͙͚͔̺̖̪̟̖̒͗ͭ̈̍͂̈́̎͗͂̈́̚͞ ̴̶̘̻̫̞͖̬̳̺͚̰̲͚̻͌ͨ̑ͬ̑̒̓ͬ̀ͬ͆́́͟ͅA̷ͬ̆̉́ͬ͌̔͗̈̾̇͋͋̏̑̑͑ͨͯ͜͏̼̯̬̦̰̺̠̼͈͔͙̜̩ͅẘ̨͚̪͉͖͈̺̟̺̺̏̒̇̊ͬ̀̚͞͞ͅa̧̛̮̟̝͕̺͊ͭ͑ͩͭ͂͢͝k̶̴̢̥̦͉̲̰̬̱̬̥̬̱̱͇͓̻͓̹͐ͧ̾̔̆̆̉̽ͥ̈͋̇̍ͦ̍̽ͅͅȩ̶̠̼̙͇̤̯͇̙͙̯̣̯̫̘̠͙̫̯͂̏̒̆̍ͫͤͨ͆ͣ̑̐ͬͪ͝͝ͅn̸̗͉̬̲̜̟ͪ̅̄͟͠s̵̆ͦ̄̔͋͠͏͇͍̝̤͔̫͓̙̝̙͕̺̪́
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Literally told an ex-gf after she cheated on me and I was breaking up with her.

I fucked your mom.

Other than fucking her mom, it was one of the most satisfying things I've ever experienced.
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>>685317865

I got sum vasoline
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Piss in my ass
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Leeroy can stay tonight.
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Here money please take
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"Tips Fedora"
m' lady?
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>>685321366
win
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>>685317865
chad chad chad chad
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Niggers lick my anus
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>>685317865
>my cock is hard
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chocolate dick ejaculating money
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>>685317865
Money is no object.
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Oh shit wat up
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>>685317865
here come dat boi
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chickens, watermelons and welfare
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"I'll give you chocolates"
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>>685322836
"o shit waddup"
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Jews did 9/11
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>>685319844
underrated post
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>>685317865
fus ro dah
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>>685317865
"Make it again, Bitch"
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Sorry, i didnt pullout.
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>>685317865
Bix nood muh fugga
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>>685317865

I shit my pants
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"Imma fuck you up"
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>Make me a fucking sandwitch
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>>685324966
nice dvbs bur
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>>685326090
>4 words ya dip
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"Check these dubs"
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Get in the kitchen
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>>685317865
what´s your cards limit ?
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>>685326248
>no keks given g
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Got any pristine memes
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>>685317865
I have dank memes
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I am not white.
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Make America great again
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Please spank me, mommy.
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