bored in army staff duty my partner is sleeping what do /b/

kill self

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>>685276935
let him /b/

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im so fucking tired havent slept in 23 hours

why is he sleeping on a pool table? heavy night of celebrating your freedoms?

Timestamp or faggot

>>685277092
he is sleeping on a cot

tea bag him with timestamp

>>685276935
Lick his ear

>>685276935

tie him to the cot

what's his first name?

Rape.

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why does he get to sleep

>>685277081
You signed up for this shit. Quit your crying, faggot.

>>685277146
but thats SHARP

>>685277044
Nice dubs
>>685276935
Write
>I love trannies and feminine penis
On his back
Or
>Allah ackbur

>>685277144
>a cot

Haha armyfags are the worst

>>685276935
>take his cigarettes
>cum on the filters
>take pics
>wait until he finishes the pack
>print out pics
>leave the pics on his pillow

>>685276935
You tell his nigger ass to tuck his goddamn shirt in.

OP is ded

>>685276935
Shouldn't you guys be fighting ISIS or something?

>>685277860
Im protecting your freedom citizen

You should join the Marines
fag

>>685277934
If you say so. So what's a typical day in the army like?

>>685277985
the marines get crappy shit. sucks to be a civie like you

>>685278147
uhm 0600 formation 0630 pt 0900 bullshit until 1700 im infantry btw

>>685278172
Whatever POG, everyone knows the marines are better

>>685278481
im infantry bitch say it to my face motherfucker im trained in gorilla warfare

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>>685276935
Tell him to get the new uniform faggot

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>>685277934
What the hell is our freedom doing in the middle east?

>>685278632
stand at parade rest motherfucker

>>685278653
ask god why he put all the oil there

>>685277934
Protecting Israel you mean.

>>685278783
shut up goy

I just want you to know I get my DD-214 today.

>>685277193
Jatavious

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>>685278861

>>685277266
Because you didn't set up twelve hour shifts like a smart person. Now shut the fuck up before I come back from PT and kick your fucking ass you shit brick Pvt.

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>>685278739
He said you have to put rare items behind a bunch of small enemy's or as a drop item from a boss.

I'm not advocating looting dead bodies or anything, but when it comes to plundering I'm really not one to talk.

>>685278989
you lucky son of a bitch

>>685278257
Easy money

Leave him the fuck alone, being in the military sucks enough already.

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>>685278632

Meh, I don't care what pattern it is, as long as it is A2CU.

Like wearing PJs

>>685277860
The Army and Marines should be
but Obama is a faggot and he likes turkey too much
Turkey funds ISIS or something and they're part of NATO
>>685278614
Nah nigga it's all about USMC MOS 1812

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Surprise bj

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>>685279642
My CSM whould have shit himself if he caught someone in A2's on staff duty

>>685279877
My bad man. I am not OP.

I am going to fly. Have fun on staff duty OP.

Lol

>>685279877
In fact he did shit himself and people had to start wearing ASU's for staff duty, it was not good times. I managed to shitbag my way out of that crap when that was going on.

Unfuck yourself.

>>685279997
Off by one

>>685280292
>Off by one
>>685279997
>+1
>>685279998
???

>>685280446
It was an elaborate ruse.


Dun. Dun. Dun....
Another one bites the dust

you know the military can see this and trace you and have you court martialed by later today right?

hello dishonorable discharge.

>>685279921
i don't give a fuck about your shit website

>>685276935

Use duct tape
Make him stick to bed
....
profit

Leave him be

Dont want to trigger ptsd

>>685280675
jajajajajajajajjajaja

>>685279642
Why aren't you in OCP like this nigger? >>685278632


Also, I'm joining the Army soon, 11B. Would you recommend. I don't care regardless.

Rough night pounding his ass, eh???

>>685280812
>join army
>receive service weapon
>kys

>>685280812
i recommend infantry.

>>685280797
>jajaja
Taco

op how many niggers are there in your platoon

>>685280812
I don't have an OCP flight suit yet.

>>685280881
>Taco
bland, tasteless white person detritus

>>685280797
fuck off spick

(Partner) Buddy or lover. ????? Answer now so I can tell you what I think of you

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he moved to the desk

>>685281157
It's called satire you worthless piece of trailer trash.

>>685281087
>baited

Being a homosexual is a disease we need to put a stop to this so we can find a cure we do not have a cure now so you should go out and shoot yourself in the head faggot

>>685281344
wait wait wait, are you the nco on duty? why the fuck is the pfc sleeping

>>685281600
that escalated quickly

>>685281344
So you must be the NCO who is in charge. Remember yo creed muffuka

>>685279675
>is all about 1812

Ok POG

>>685277081
Stop being a pussy, I was just up from Friday 0500- Sunday 2330 out in the field and had to jump TOC 3 times. You're fine, get over yourself

>>685281630
im gonna wait until CSM walks in on him

Sharpie in pooper.

>>685283127
if your the NCOIC and your CSM is worth a damn you will get reemed, not that PFC

>>685280812
Not full switch till 2018. Transitional period rn but ate authorized and the new privates get the new shit as they are trained tho

>>685283225
It does not even matter if he is the NCOIC. Regardless of rank/position with relation to the guy sleeping, they are on a post together and he is knowingly and willingly permitting it.

I have pulled 24 hour duty where one person was permitted to sleep at a time. Seeing as how there is a cot there, it is safe to say that op is on a similar post.

If sleeping was not authorized there would not be a cot there.

>>685284388
>If sleeping was not authorized there would not be a cot there.
I've had officer so convinced that the number of article-15s given and courts martial held under their command was a good indicator of how well their command was disciplined, with more being better
he quite literally set us up for failure with shit like putting cots where we weren't allowed to sleep, issuing contradictory commands by memo, issuing so many command memos that it was impossible to know what all of them said, keeping us up for as long as regs permitted and having long duration do nothing duties just so we would fall asleep on duty, buying us beer while on duty but never specifically saying we could drink it