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ey /b/rous my boyfriend climbs climbs on our fridge/oven very

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ey /b/rous

my boyfriend climbs climbs on our fridge/oven very often! I have caught him five times now, even made a photo of him once (pic related). He always has flimsy excuses like he saw a spider there or he thougjt something s up there!

I know for a long time that my bf is hiding something from me and i dont know whether it is in connection with this!

/b does anyone of you know what he might be doing up there?
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>>685269109
theres probably a spider up there or something
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>>685269109
hes probably just trying to find a place to get away from you
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fuck off fag
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>>685269109
looks like he's trying to get a spider
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>>685269109
Why don't you climb your ass up there and find out?
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>>685269216
Kek
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>>685269410
there might be a spider
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>>685269109
Your boyfriend has a good ass actually
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>>685269216
>>685269297
But i ve caught him several times doing that, and why didnt he used a broom or something for that
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Climb up there and post results
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>>685269591
>why didnt he used a broom or something for that
yeah you've clearly never had to deal with spiders before
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big spider is good for economy
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>>685269109
>>685269216
>>685269297
>>685269536
>>685269719
Did someone say Spider Man?
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>>685269591
Ok. He's hiding something. Big deal? Ask him about it. Don't ask him to tell you what it is. But ask him about it. Ask if it's anything you should be concerned with. If not, respect him wanting to have something apart from you.

You might not be able to provide everything he wants/needs, or he might not be ready to share that with you yet. But you might provide enough to make that aspect worth it.

> 34 year old marriedfag,10 years
> lots hidden from my wife (not surprisingly, sex toys and porn stuff)
> she knows. she respects it. she doesn't ask (probably doesn't want to know based on all that I already have shared with her!)
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Fridge/Oven? Shit i'd be climbing over other women too if you didn't know the difference
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>>685270266
OPs refrigerator and the oven are next to eachother u retarded piece of shit
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>>685269702
nothing happens...
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Go look genius
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>>685269964
>>685269964
Sure i asked him but he always claimes that evrything is alright and said his standard excuses why he was on the fridge.. I just want him to know that he can talk to me bout EVERYTHING and whatever he s doing in kitchen ill help/paticipate/whatever!

Of course he can have his privacy and stuff but its really kafkaesque to climb on the fridge ! Im just wondering what he s doing there
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CLIMB UP THERE AND FIND OUT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
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>>685270661
there is nothing, its not even dusty.
There some unknown stains and scratches on the fridge thats all
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this is all old shit. been posted before. something something about an arguement then something something about making up and being gay
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>>685271479
c this->
>>685270632
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maybe he just likes climbing up there and that's all
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>>685271591
^^^^
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TITS OR GTFO
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>this whole thread
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>>685271609
he's onto it
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>>685271349
Did you call his bullshit? Same excuse every time. But after getting caught five time with shit excuses and being confronted on that fact and making sure that he knows you REALLY don't buy it, maybe he'll fess up. Ask him specifically if he's hiding something up there and, make sure he knows it's ok if he is and you won't go up there. But you just want to know wtf is going on.
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>>685271696
holy fuck
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>>685269109
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>>685269109

His insanely degenerate mind is collapsing under the strain of sucking so much dicks he subconciously feels guilt and hides from his shame in what he feels as private, small, comfortable and secure.

Your mind will behave in ways to counter your own Anti-Natural Degeneracy and force you to do this on impulse, in repeat cycles. You will most likely judge the appearance of others and their fashion sense, you will impulse buy on things you think other people might have and you find an excuse to need that particular item of clothing or useless object.

Degeneracy is aptly named. It degenerates the mind.
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drugs
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>>685269109

He's a synth
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>>685269109
I guess he's spider-kin
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>>685272164
lmao
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its were his porn stash is
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>>685271912
Okay thats actually good thing! i ll ask him later when he s home! Should i post outcome?
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>>685272268

That's exactly what a synth would say
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>>685269591
Yes he is hiding something from you it's called a mental disorder I wish I was joking ask him about it.
There is obviously something wrong with him.
Or he could just like doing that.
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>>685269109
>>685270632
Why are "you" wearing the same pants as your "bf"? Are you trying to bs us, faggot?
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He probably has post periodic panic (PPP), around 1 in 250 people suffer from it.

It's horrible, my ex had it too and we split up because I couldn't handle it anymore. It's best to seek help while you still can.
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>>685272514
...Are you fucking retarded.

Look closely at the pictures.
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Hm i cant really think of anything besides that there could be a spider up there did you try asking him if theres a spider up there?
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>>685272410
his pants a grey blue and mine a green and u cant even see mine on the pic wtf?
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>>685272332
No. Ask for our input then don't tell us anything about it. That's what we live for.

Also, hate to state the obvious, but when you post the response, tits o gtfo
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>>685272639
That could be right though he obviously has some sort of mental disorder if he does it that much and is afraid to talk about it.
It's kinda sad actually.
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maybe he's cheating on you, i think its the fridge, she looks hot, the oven looks a little moody
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>>685272514
Omg omg omg
how should i confront him? How can i help? Were i too fucking dumb too see that my bf is suffering??
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>>685273049
First dont go on /b/ for advice...
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Maybe he hides his cocaine up there?
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>>685273160
Why not? Isn't 4chan the place full of trust worthy and honest advice givers? Never would I expect a troll to be here!
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>>685272927
thats really sad! My boyfriend is suffering and was to dumb to notice anything! Even worse, i thought he has drug stuff or other secrets before i considered that my fuckbuddy could me mental sick!
Omg i feel like a monster! A very stupid monster
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>>685272839
Shut the fuck up. You're clearly wearing something gray in the pics.
OP is a faggot, get off >le chan
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>>685273049
Probably how often does he do this and how does he act when doing so?
Does he act sad or kind of shaky in his response?
Or does he get mad at you when you try to stop him? This is just an example of course.
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>>685273160
i fucking hate ugly bastards like you! You know when people would stop posting in /b/ than /b/ wouldn exist anymore?? Be fucking glad of funny random stuff like this u cocksucking piece of shit or u prefer trap and pedophile stuff??
Stuff like this should be more on /b/ i hope u die ugly faggot
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>>685273643
Hey man its not pedo if they already hit puberty you're just a hateful loser
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>>685273643
/truth/
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>>685273643
THIS
spread this
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>>685269591
Somebody post the gif/webm of the spiders being agitated from a broom and jump off the big ones' back.
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>>685273643
I would be glad, if it wasn't fake.

See this:
>>685272410
>>685273396
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>>685273375
Well it's a possibility sure but that's what it sounds like to me I've seen people do some weird things before because of anxiety or a number of other medical conditions so that wouldn't surprise me.
Specially with how frequent you said he does it that's what makes me think that it's something mental a lot of people have weird tics that range from a plethora of different/weird things.
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>>685273445
Ive caught him five times but that was a total cooncidence like when i came home earlier or something like this!
He acts really like caught and nervous, natting his strange excuses! I dont know what exactly his emotions are cuz he s actin normal and stuff! It mostly was like, me: "ehm what are u doing?" N he: "ou nothing i just thought something crawled up there!" *climbs down quickly* Me "u sure?" "Yes? What else should be?" "I dunno but its not normal to climb in the kitchen around?" "As i said, there was an insect" and so on and on
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>>685273396
my pullover is grey, yes, but now? U claimed we were wearing the same trousers?? Stop trolling asshole!
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>>685274279
Well the best thing to do would be to hide a camera and see if he stays up there or if he actually does have something hidden.
That and talking to him about it is the only way you would know but in all honesty it's just a very strange thing to do.
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>>685269591
climb up there yourself and take a look at what he is hiding up there
but be careful there might be a spider up there
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>>685273968
OP here,
This guy is trolling, u can slightly see on my selfie that my trousers are green
just look urself and dont believe the shit others are writing on the internet!
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>>685269109
he's hiding drugs up there.
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>>685274679
Yeah...there is nothing :\
Im not thaaaat dumb
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This pasta is stale.
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>He hides drugs there.
>He hides a cell phone in which he texts his side chick on up there.
>He has a sex dungeon up there.
>He hides and takes creepshots of you up there.
>He has a hidden camera up there that takes video of you.
>If that is an apartment, he is peeking into the neighbors apartment.
>He's autistic and he likes it up there.
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>>685274000
Thank you!
I will talk to him and let him know that ill always support him no matter what! But when u re right i feel qualmish that i didnt shared this to me, i thought i gabe him the feelings of security and that he can talk to me... This turned out really bad, thanks for help anon
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Pro-tip fucktards:
The faggot OP has made the same thread for months, don't give him the attention.
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