im not really that black but id love to be black? :))
>b e me im a man
so if any of my /b/ros out there tonight on this friday morning can help a fellow friendo out with being black can they please help me?? I love you all im happy with myu girl firned :)))
>since you said you really want to suck a mans cock, heres hans
>there is where i rtype a really funny /r/4chan post!!!!! XD I honestly dont like pokemon I nerver experienced it as a kid so I feel kind of left out of that culture, y'know? It's not that fun to feel so left out but I can deal with it my man w
Dude honestly im white and id kill to be black.......the rush of running from polixe excites me....i want a taboo love with the jew hunter. How can i become black?? My boyfried isnt happy with my white girl ass :(
hello do you wabnt to be my girld firend? I like to type erotic fan fictions about people WHOM WHOM WHOM I know buit thats not the important part of this all right???
>im a man
>get really cool
>die and become bored
so wanna go out??? i
one tyime me and my friend got caught out in the rain in like a creek thing buty it was man mande and it was fun biut we got ereally wet before we got beack home and it was really fun and we bonded a lot that night and i like to look back upon it with good memoties because I love the people im friends with but not all of them sometiems
One time i threw up my broccoli when i was 4 and my dad got so mad he spanked me really hard and i had a welt in the shape of my hand and i think thats why i have a spanking kink and a nazi fetish also my mom is married to a neo nazi in the aryan brotherhood hes in prison and has swastika tattoos
Anyone up for erotic nazi roleplay? I only do guys :)
So lately ive been masturbating really vigoroualy but my vaginas been kind of dry and now my clitoris relly hurts and it hurts to move i wash it every day and i dont know wat do??? If i wrre black would this hapoen
sometimes i wish i were an astronaut no i hust made that up i fucking dont really like space but its not that i dont like space its more that i just like to think about other thigns space is cool i guess hey we should buy 4CHAN PASSES So we can piost WITHOUT AND CAPTCHA AND RULE $CAN
>One time i accidentally masturbated to this
>be a big guy
>take this aeroplane
>boom boom boom
>everyone except me dies because im a main character
>go on to act in game of thrones
>awll A Main character to a rapist
xXHansLandaPussySlayerXx teehee XD i love german men their accent are so sexy i wish ny bf would talk like one......
>i only greentext when you talk in gay german voice
owls are food and you cant provei t anyway. okay? THIS IS TYHE POST THAT WILL GET ME ON THJE TOP OF /r/4CHAN YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS
GHET OFF OF 4chan okay? It's dead it's over you're all living in the post okay? It's time to move on. Let's all go to tumblr even though it's kinda weird but itS COOLER THAN THIS OK>>?
well you know what they say the bread is better buttered so dont soil it :)
>i just found this GREAT MAYMAY MR. MEMER do u liiiiiike it?
I LOVE MEMEMEMEMEMEMEs
sometimes i wish
When dady use his deutsch acfent :) talk to mr like yhat when u eat mw out and wear ur nazi unfirom
hery heere hey have this and then take it and MSATURBATUE furiously and th
hey mAN I REALLY APPRECAITE THAT POST I HTINK IT WAS VERY FUNNY AND I REALLY DID ACTUALLY LAUGH BUT I HIT HTE CAPSLOCK ON AN ACCIDENT so i just hit it off now you guys are in on the SSEEEECCRREEETTT of nimh is that a tv show??
ok so im down here now im going to eat more reeces puffs
HELLO FRIEND :)))
im SO SORRY i forgot to reply to you you're the only only other only orther poster in this eEEEENNNTTIRE thread of mahgical whimsy? So I think I like you do you wan t to be friends? I like shitposting my internet name is Hans Gruber no it isnt im
I'm down heere now im in a text box :))) I think we'll all be good friends are you into cuckolding? I Am not not black but I think we can be if you are??? Let's doooo it to it :)
I HAVE JUST HIT THE CAPSLOCK KEY I AM YELLING AT YOU NOW OVER THE INTERNET
I AM DOWN HERE I THOUGHT WER WEERE FRIENDS TERRY OKAY? I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS TO THE EEEEEND OF THE LINE WHICH IS WHAT THAT MEANS ITS THE END OF THE RAILROAD MANY IRISH PEOPLE DIED ON THOSE AND CHINA BUT DO YOU CARE TERRY?
NOOOO TERRRY YOU'RE A FUCKING SHITTY PERSON GO TO HELL OKAY? FUCK YOU I THOUGHT WER WERE GOING TO BECOME STEAM FRIENDS AND AWKWAWRDLY TALK ONCE AND THEN PLAY GARRY'S MOD WANNA PLAY HGARRY'S MOPD???
HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU OKAY?
You'RE POSTING IN THE BEST FUCKING THREAD FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU.
I LEGIT FUCKING HATE YOU OKAY?
GET OUT OF MY THREAD THIS IS REDDIT NOW OKAY? GET OUT. YOU AREN'T COOL ENOUGFH TO BE HERE. THIS IST HE BEST HREAT IN 4 CHAN HISTORY AND WE'RE KEEPING IT ON THE FRONT PAGE YOU FAGGOT
Hey guys my name is Hans Gruber and I'm just here to make sure that you all know that this is thhe best 4 chan thread to come out of 4 chan sinmce Moot let that asian guy take over thank you and hgood night.
>tfw its true
TBH does anyone else just LOOOOOve undertale??? :)
Post your BESTEST undertale porn in here now :)
>hahah its all so wholesome and family friendly:))
I loe understale more than I love oxygen on earth :|
Tnis is my faorite undertale chagracter friends :)
I juuust looooove tyhis understale character his namei s Fred :)