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im not really that black but id love to be black? :)) >b

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im not really that black but id love to be black? :))

>b e me im a man
>be notblack

so if any of my /b/ros out there tonight on this friday morning can help a fellow friendo out with being black can they please help me?? I love you all im happy with myu girl firned :)))
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>since you said you really want to suck a mans cock, heres hans
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>>685252974
>there is where i rtype a really funny /r/4chan post!!!!! XD I honestly dont like pokemon I nerver experienced it as a kid so I feel kind of left out of that culture, y'know? It's not that fun to feel so left out but I can deal with it my man w
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Dude honestly im white and id kill to be black.......the rush of running from polixe excites me....i want a taboo love with the jew hunter. How can i become black?? My boyfried isnt happy with my white girl ass :(
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>>685253533
hello do you wabnt to be my girld firend? I like to type erotic fan fictions about people WHOM WHOM WHOM I know buit thats not the important part of this all right???

>be me
>im a man
>get really cool
>become blkac
>die and become bored

so wanna go out??? i
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>>685253918
Yes :)
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I wish i were HIM but black
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>>685254067
one tyime me and my friend got caught out in the rain in like a creek thing buty it was man mande and it was fun biut we got ereally wet before we got beack home and it was really fun and we bonded a lot that night and i like to look back upon it with good memoties because I love the people im friends with but not all of them sometiems
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One time i threw up my broccoli when i was 4 and my dad got so mad he spanked me really hard and i had a welt in the shape of my hand and i think thats why i have a spanking kink and a nazi fetish also my mom is married to a neo nazi in the aryan brotherhood hes in prison and has swastika tattoos
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Anyone up for erotic nazi roleplay? I only do guys :)
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So lately ive been masturbating really vigoroualy but my vaginas been kind of dry and now my clitoris relly hurts and it hurts to move i wash it every day and i dont know wat do??? If i wrre black would this hapoen
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>>685254802
sometimes i wish i were an astronaut no i hust made that up i fucking dont really like space but its not that i dont like space its more that i just like to think about other thigns space is cool i guess hey we should buy 4CHAN PASSES So we can piost WITHOUT AND CAPTCHA AND RULE $CAN
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>One time i accidentally masturbated to this
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>>685255483
>be me
>be a big guy
>take this aeroplane
>down
>boom boom boom
>everyone except me dies because im a main character
>go on to act in game of thrones
>awll A Main character to a rapist
>talk shit
>get hit
>kid
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xXHansLandaPussySlayerXx teehee XD i love german men their accent are so sexy i wish ny bf would talk like one......
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>i only greentext when you talk in gay german voice
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>>685255978
>greentext like a REAL MEMER you fucking faggot
do the comedy chevron everyone in this thread we're bumpin and dumpin woop woop[
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Im horny
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owls are food and you cant provei t anyway. okay? THIS IS TYHE POST THAT WILL GET ME ON THJE TOP OF /r/4CHAN YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS


GHET OFF OF 4chan okay? It's dead it's over you're all living in the post okay? It's time to move on. Let's all go to tumblr even though it's kinda weird but itS COOLER THAN THIS OK>>?
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Talk german so i can comedy chevron
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CAN YOU DRINK BEER IN GERMANY?

>please answer my /b/ros i need you all to love me
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>is das biere illegal in deutschland?
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>ich bin bumpen der threaden jajajajjajajjaajajjajajjajjajajjajjajaj
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Not Hans but Nazi boots make me horny
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>>685257553
<I'm revolutionizing the way we greentezt I'm doing it backwards now everyone get in this thread and prepare for the MEME REVOLUTION
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I would do it but you font meet the requimejts
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post
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Please
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well you know what they say the bread is better buttered so dont soil it :)
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>>685258116
Die yoy american scummie
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>>685258256
>i just found this GREAT MAYMAY MR. MEMER do u liiiiiike it?
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I want to comedry sheveon but younwojt let m
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Im horny
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>that turn mw on :)))) YEA BABY OGAMEOOM
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onononononono


ITS JKUST A A PRANK BRO


BRO


BROOOOO


ITS JUST A PRANK OK>??
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>squartS ACROSST the toom when you talk like yhat :)
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I LOVE MEMEMEMEMEMEMEs

sometimes i wish
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When dady use his deutsch acfent :) talk to mr like yhat when u eat mw out and wear ur nazi unfirom
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My nazi fetish is out of cintorl
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Im horny
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The shitposting is out of control
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hery heere hey have this and then take it and MSATURBATUE furiously and th
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>>685260345
Post hans landa or gtfo
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>>685260347
>Fuhrerously
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>>685260504
hey mAN I REALLY APPRECAITE THAT POST I HTINK IT WAS VERY FUNNY AND I REALLY DID ACTUALLY LAUGH BUT I HIT HTE CAPSLOCK ON AN ACCIDENT so i just hit it off now you guys are in on the SSEEEECCRREEETTT of nimh is that a tv show??

no

ok so im down here now im going to eat more reeces puffs
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>>685260709
I heardbyoy leauyht nugger
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>>685260709
WARNING TO ALL MY /B/ROS:


REESE'S PUFFS ARE A CHOKING HAZARD AND ARE NOT FOR FUC CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 3 kinder is the german word for children??
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>>685260944
Say it w an accent make my vagina leak like an fauce%??????
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>>685260345
HELLO FRIEND :)))

im SO SORRY i forgot to reply to you you're the only only other only orther poster in this eEEEENNNTTIRE thread of mahgical whimsy? So I think I like you do you wan t to be friends? I like shitposting my internet name is Hans Gruber no it isnt im
I'm down heere now im in a text box :))) I think we'll all be good friends are you into cuckolding? I Am not not black but I think we can be if you are??? Let's doooo it to it :)
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>>685261199
When we jv phome sex can younuse german words?? I dont know german its ok if you say stuff like boiled meat and cheese
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>>685261199
>>685261313
The autism is real
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Can any of my /b/ros tyell me why pants have a back pockets on them? They just help you to get stolen from, don't they?
>kind of a design flaw if you ask me. Thanks.
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>>685261395
Its actuall aspergers ty
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>>685261488
Fucking ass burgers
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>>685261395
I HAVE JUST HIT THE CAPSLOCK KEY I AM YELLING AT YOU NOW OVER THE INTERNET
I AM DOWN HERE I THOUGHT WER WEERE FRIENDS TERRY OKAY? I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS TO THE EEEEEND OF THE LINE WHICH IS WHAT THAT MEANS ITS THE END OF THE RAILROAD MANY IRISH PEOPLE DIED ON THOSE AND CHINA BUT DO YOU CARE TERRY?

NOOOO TERRRY YOU'RE A FUCKING SHITTY PERSON GO TO HELL OKAY? FUCK YOU I THOUGHT WER WERE GOING TO BECOME STEAM FRIENDS AND AWKWAWRDLY TALK ONCE AND THEN PLAY GARRY'S MOD WANNA PLAY HGARRY'S MOPD???
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>>685261742
Ok
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>>685261775
Can u say rhat to me in german
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I just finished the reeses puffs guys like puff daddy or p-diddy if you prefer :)
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>>685262045
Sean combs
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Im horny
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>>685262384
Me too
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>>685262549
Me too
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>>685262637
Me too
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>>685252773
Can mods just delete this thread for maximum shitposting faggotry? Just this once, have our backs?
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>>685262816
Wanna do. erotic nazi roleplay
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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD IN 8 CHAN HISTYORY
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>>685262953
If you're a girl, snapchat me
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>>685262907
Die
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>>685262907
HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU OKAY?

You'RE POSTING IN THE BEST FUCKING THREAD FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU.

I LEGIT FUCKING HATE YOU OKAY?

GET OUT OF MY THREAD THIS IS REDDIT NOW OKAY? GET OUT. YOU AREN'T COOL ENOUGFH TO BE HERE. THIS IST HE BEST HREAT IN 4 CHAN HISTORY AND WE'RE KEEPING IT ON THE FRONT PAGE YOU FAGGOT
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>>685263010
ICH BIN WIHELM DER GROSSE UND DU BIST EIN ZEIGE DU BIST RIESE FAGGOT AN UND REDEN ZU MEINEN FREUND BITTE
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>>685263315
Entschuldigung
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>>685263406
wir sind alle der ziege meine frauline
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>>685263527
Hey i have a nazi fetish wanna dress up like an ss officer and yell at me in german while we doggy
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Hey guys my name is Hans Gruber and I'm just here to make sure that you all know that this is thhe best 4 chan thread to come out of 4 chan sinmce Moot let that asian guy take over thank you and hgood night.
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>>685263818
Get your ss uniform hans
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>>685263902
Ja meine frau, hast du been ein dirty juden? Jajajjaja ;)))
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>>685264034
Yes
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>>685264133
Oooh, dirty juden frau ;)!! Du bist holo my caust while i gas inside your chamber??? ;))))))))
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>>685264255
Oh mr. Gruber, ive been ein dirty juden ;)) turn mein cunt into ash ;))
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>>685264402
my wermacht is invading your stalingrad my little juden ;)))))))
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HAHAHA ALL YOU LOSERS ARE ON 4chan ON A FRIDAY MORNING LOLOLO
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>tfw the shitposting is shit
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>>685264507
Shove your reich into my death camp daddy fuhrer ;)
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>tfw its true
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I need someone 2 wear an ss officer uniform while we copulate
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TBH does anyone else just LOOOOOve undertale??? :)
Post your BESTEST undertale porn in here now :)
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Honestly jothiny is hotter than nazi u niform.......
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LF man 2 act like nazi while we fornicate will pay this is NOT aj escort service!!!
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>hahah its all so wholesome and family friendly:))

I loe understale more than I love oxygen on earth :|
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Dirty juden lookig fo sime taboo fun rp for snapchat
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Tnis is my faorite undertale chagracter friends :)
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Heinrich himmler is ugly but reinhart heydrich id ok
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I juuust looooove tyhis understale character his namei s Fred :)
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Why is why a letter and a number if we can't use it in kost words because it's unused? y
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Dude men that command authority
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>tfw you love memes so much ::)
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Hitler was hot in a sense
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>tfw capthcha thinks ur a robot but ur not haha xD
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SS OFICER UNFIROMS YES!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
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Hillary Clinton? More like Hillary I don't Want Her To Be President amirite guys? HAhahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Got to our goal of 100. We can all go home now. Gg guys.
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>>685252773
>:))

Confirmed europoor.

Enjoy your shit country
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I'd like to thank my mom and my dad >>685265505

we did ity boys we did it :)

>comedy chevrons for everyone
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>>685265544
We both live in the us b
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>i lofe undertale my favorite character is jeff :)
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