Why do people with small penis's feel the need to have the biggest trucks?
Because girls are attracted to big trucks. I'm not sure why, maybe it's media, maybe it's the machismo aspect, but they are. Guys with small dicks need confidence boosters, and having a large truck helps. Granted, those same girls who fall for big trucks are usually trash anyway, because who else would fall for a guy because he owns single material good that has very little application in the real world? (Not the truck part, that has application, but a 6 inch lift, huge tires, widening kit, ect do not unless you do disaster relief)
Why do people with even smaller penises give a shit about what other people drive?
Some people like big trucks, some like little trucks, some like ricers, some like motorcycles, some like supercars.
Welcome to the modern world, if you like anything you have a small dick.
Do you know how many people in Texas drive large ass trucks for no apparent reason?
Can you guess why?
No, just no. If they like big trucks, that's their prerogative. I drive around on a scooter by choice, and I'm barely more than 5 inches. You're theory is junk.
>WHAT YOU POST ON 4CHAN? WHY IS YOUR DICK SO SMALL FAGGOT
Was never saying it was an absolute, but the correlation is undeniable.
Small penis = threatened masculinity
Big truck = threatening masculinity
I drive a sedan because it's fuel efficient and my dick is average.
Ha ha, I'm bigger than you.
(I don't actually care.)
>(I don't actually care.)
Yes you do. You posted this shitty thread.
As a man who likes cars, I've always had the fantasy of what I would do if I won the lottery or otherwise was very very rich overnight. Of course my dreams are filled with paganis and lambos, and ferraris. Then my bubble gets bursted when i realize that if that were ever to happen some faggot would always be hiding in the bushes to tell me im compensating for something.
You're retarded. The sooner you come to terms with that, the better.
Computer nerds have no friends. Basketball players are rapists. Hillary Clinton is female.
Lel is that all you can come back with? KMS? Damn I feel so defeated
People who use trucks for their intended purpose like hauling heavy equipment.
I probably should, but then I'd get laughed at by bikers for Jesus and their frumpy girlfriends for not being a real man or whatever.
But see, I'm not the one dreaming of shitty overpriced imports. So YOU, my friendo, have the tiniest dick accordind to this threads logic.
There's your mistake. There is no logic to be found in this thread. We are trying to tell you, but you aren't listening.
Liking things doesn't mean you are compensating for anything.
I like fast cars. I like driving fast. That doesn't correlate to anything.
Are you compensating for the fact that a truck is the only personal vehicle you can find that can carry your weight?
No, it's because I was bullied as a child or something and so everything I've done since then has been to strengthen myself so I am never, ever, the victim again. Or whatever.
Big truck, lots of guns, lift heavy weights at the gym 6x a week, etc... and an Engineering degree to pay for it all (mechanical, then nuclear).
>implying im not just showing OP how ridiculous he sounds
I'm on YOUR side, friendo. Also kek at captcha
I think OP posted in this fucking thread to compensate for his tiny penis. It makes him feel better to believe everyone else is also compensating, only he doesn't actually have enough money to buy all the shit he rags on.
I think you accidentally put the "lbs" where the "Kg" is supposed to go, friendo.
That would be a fair assumption to make, like saying I bully online to compensate being bullied in real life or something, or buying a massive truck because I'm insecure about my penis size.
lol, whatever you gotta tell yourself
OP here. I'm just average not huge but I also don't have the money for it. I would buy a pick up if I could but I wouldn't lift it or do anything gay to it because I don't feel the need to.
Ah, so you admit you've lost this "battle of wits" then, my amerifat friendo?
So basically you're calling everyone a faggot because they don't make the same choices as you would
>he has a lifted truck, must have a small dick
>he drives a ricer, must have a small dick
>he drives a europoor car, must have a small dick
>he drives a faster car than mine, must have a small dick
>he golfs on weekends, must have a small dick
>owns multiple firearms of a calibur I find unecessary, small dick
>he has big dogs, small dick
>he's in a monogamous relationship with an average wife and kids in a normal neighborhood, small dick/cuck
ITT: poor fags btfo
So if you don't lift it it's okay? I mean I do compensate something, but it's not for my dick. I compensate that I can afford an expensive truck and also customize it. I use it to show off that I was a broke ass nigger to a person who can do his own shit.
I was in the top 50 in my town for SAT scores so I'm pretty sure I am not.
Though this was in a town full of retards, and everybody has a loose definition of intelligence anyway.
So, uh, no u.
That's not compensating first of all but why do you feel the need to do that at all maybe that's what I'm asking. Why do you need to show off at all? Just to prove to people you aren't a poor nigger?
I drive a prius.
Got it for 2 reasons
1. at the time there was a sweet gubermentz tax credit for buying a hippie car
2. i drive over 100 miles a day for work.
so yeah. i could have gotten a small car for a lot cheaper and get a little worse MPG. but with the tax write off it was kind of a wash.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You're a retard as well.
The prius is nothing but a fashion statement. There are cars that are more "green" and more economical. Your gubment tax credit is like winning the lottery and taking the lump sum instead of the regular payments.
Oh sorry. I'm really not a nigger, Just didn't know how else to example it. Emma well like I said I'm just tired of people looking down on me, because of how I was raised and where. I'd rather let me think I have a small dick than to let them think that I'm less for growing up poor, because in the end of the day the only reason their bitching is that they can't afford one.
>I was in the top 50 in my town for SAT scores so I'm pretty sure I am not.
Yeah, I was THE TOP of my class in HS.
Got into MIT.
Felt like the village idiot for the next 4 years.
I have proven you wrong and all you have done so far is stamp your foot and cry BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T.
Yet here you are too, so that was kind of a pointless thing to call out, unless you're actually admitting that you're retarded as well, and if that's the case we're in agreement.
I don't know if this was sarcastic or not, but in either case my intelligence isn't a point of pride so it's nothing to brag about. The score was just presented to refute the claim that I was clinically retarded, which I am not.
bro trucks, usually driven by a manlet who gets really bad road rage. Headlights at windshield level and stuck on high beam, this is mandatory.
I drive a lifted jeep and get the same garbage comments from people. When I drove a Porsche I had different but similar "why do you need to drive that?" comments from people. When I had a Kia people hated on it too. No matter what you drive there will always be someone around that wants to talk garbage about because it's something they don't have.
This woman has the largest cock in the world.
Well first off nobody is ever going to go mudding in that piece of shit and if they try to hell probably just get stuck. And originally that's why people started lifting their trucks. But that's totally cosmetic.
Some people live in the mountains off forest service roads like me where 4wd, more ground clearance and all terrain tires are beneficial.
You're wrong I've posted a ton of proof in this thread. You have a microscopic penis.
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
I'll form a noose out of my massive wiener.
Or fumigate my garage, but that would take quite a while, it's fuel efficient and I'm not a cum guzzling faggot who has to ensure everyone's aware of his presence on the road.
yeah i drive a lifted 03 tacoma prerunner and get that occasionally, like why do you even care? plus i live in the mountains man are are so many great dirt roads around here! i don't make fun of you for collecting stamps
It's actually a survival mechanism since every male is biologically programmed to attain dominance, and this usually results in our self-worth being defined by our most valuable organ in regards to the propagation of our species.
>When I drove a Porsche I had different but similar "why do you need to drive that?" comments from people.
Never heard that once when I drove a Porsche.
Mostly it was "I'll suck your dick if you let me drive it".
I think you may be very angry and assuming I am so you can feel like an accomplished troll.
Is a response your endgame?
You need to say something really personal to make me mad, like faggot.
Isn't the little baby soooooooo cute? It thinks it's opinion matters.
>pretending to be superior
Wat. I'm stating facts. Other character evaluations are of little consequence.
I don't care that they have tiny little dicks, but the fact of the matter is they have large trucks to compensate for it.
meh i don't really understand the fascination with automobiles anymore, i feel like a filthy primitive every time i have to drive one and i cannot fucking wait autonomous transportation to take over roads
Well its not me, but that's the shit people who live in small rural areas do.... because there's nothing else to do. Just like Russians in rural areas do this https://youtu.be/J961owh43AM
Also... why are you so focused on male reproductive organs?
>Why do people with small penis's feel the need to have the biggest trucks?
I think the real question is why do you only suck the dick of guys who own a truck?
this here, its silly being in the city and seeing a totally pristine lifted dually f250. But when you live in a mountain area or remote forest people don't look twice
Yet I've refuted them constantly in this thread with ease, Mr. SAT.
I'm out. Tell me I have a small dick, I don't care. You're just projecting. Meanwhile, I'm gonna be cruising satisfied with my my physiologically massive penis.
I am sure in your head that made total sense, but you lack any context there mate. Scooter? Where does that fit in? Neither of us even mentioned a scooter previously. You are just moving from one insult to the other.
Actually I did mention a scooter. I ride one, by choice. I ain't compensating for shit, and I refuse to judge anyone else's penis size based on their chosen method of transport.
GOOGLE MORE THEN FUCKING SHITBREATH, YOU'LL FIND MOST TRUCK DRIVERS LIVE IN THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH AND ODDLY ENOUGH HAVE THE SMALLEST FUCKING DICKS.
I can't tell who I'm talking to anymore but someone said he has a five inch willy and drives a scooter, so he overcompensates by pretending to undercompensate, like not driving a truck because you don't want people to think you're overcompensating.
>GOOGLE MORE THEN FUCKING SHITBREATH, YOU'LL FIND MOST TRUCK DRIVERS LIVE IN THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH AND ODDLY ENOUGH HAVE THE SMALLEST FUCKING DICKS.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING PROVE IT YOU DUMB FUCK. THAT AINT SCIENCE YOU STUPID NIGGER
Regardless the correlation exists and it is a fair assumption to make despite few anomalies.
We'd need to conduct a more extensive survey but nobody's going to do it since everybody already knows truck drivers have tiny dicks anyway.
It was a shit hole town. Most of the chicks were prego in high school or fucking dipped. It was easy game once I got to a larger city though. I got t-boned going to work one day and that Cayman took it like a champ but she never hit the road again sadly.
They may have a small dicks but at least they don't fuck enough men in a population to statistically determine that there is a correlation to small dick sizes and larger sized vehicles. You're a faggot OP.
You can't prove the correlation.
You can't just say
>oh well, people in the country have small dicks and drive pickup trucks. SEE IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG
WHERES THE DATA
WHERE IS IT
Funny how things differ from country to country, here no man would dream of riding a scooter, it is seen as a very feminine mode of transport. Scooter are bought for school girls as their first mode of transport. Any guy that drive a scooter over here would be mocked extensively and seen as a homo
>Regardless the correlation exists and it is a fair assumption to make despite few anomalies.
Fuck actually proof amirite. I assume that you suck more dicks than the average man and even the average homosexual man. This is a fair assumption right guys?
Any data I would give you you would just say it's dumb/unreliable because you're a stupid asshole.
Multiple people have responded to me and each one was equally idiotic, so you have to forgive me for not being able to tell the difference.
I have a small penis AND a small car. Check m8 atheists!
I'll agree here. My jeep get a shitty 12mpg. My little 250 Honda Rebel can get me over 80 so I choose to drive it to work and back. Yet people give me crap no matter which I choose to drive even though I'm saving money.
Depends on what you're basing your assumption on. If you're basing it on the fact I browse 4chan regularly, and is home to numerous faggots who suck dick on a daily basis, then yes, that would be a fair assumption to make.
I had a faster "small bike" before, but they changed the laws where I live on what's a scooter and what isn't and what you have to have insurance for or whatever. So I just bought a classic yamaha 49cc with an upgraded engine. Not as fast or cool or fun, but still cheap.
As someone who lives in the south where there are a shit ton of trucks there is a huge difference in a nice truck/suv/jeep with a moderate amount of body mods done rather it be for looks or actually use and those monstrosity trucks with 15 inch lifts and 50 inch tires that is being driven by an accountant or a meat head with a giant ego. Those people I would agree are very faggity.
>Any data I would give you you would just say it's dumb/unreliable because you're a stupid asshole.
Uh-huh. You don't have any.
oohhhh you scienced us on that one.
>Multiple people have responded to me and each one was equally idiotic,
Yep. It's everyone else and not you. Got it.
Debatable. You know a thing or two about mud crickets? So many small town sluts fall for those two factors 99%.
Waiting for the dismissal.
Yes, I did.
Whelp, just gave you proof, so yes, it is everyone else and not me.
OP'S car. "Look at all these faggots in their big trucks and sports cars, I bet their dicks are so small. And tasty"
You didn't post proof. You posted an article (that you googled furiously I imagine) about supposed proof. Still no data.
Nice try, but no cigar. Do you even know what science even is?