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Why do people with small penis's feel the need to have the

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Why do people with small penis's feel the need to have the biggest trucks?
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>>685246740
why do faggots have to worry about useless shit?
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>>685246972
how big is your truck? or should I say how small is your dick?
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>>685246740
What your ride op???
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>>685246972
Small dick detected
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>>685246740
why do you feel a need to look at their dicks to verify your opinion?
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Because girls are attracted to big trucks. I'm not sure why, maybe it's media, maybe it's the machismo aspect, but they are. Guys with small dicks need confidence boosters, and having a large truck helps. Granted, those same girls who fall for big trucks are usually trash anyway, because who else would fall for a guy because he owns single material good that has very little application in the real world? (Not the truck part, that has application, but a 6 inch lift, huge tires, widening kit, ect do not unless you do disaster relief)
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>>685246740
of coarse he has a small penis, he's like two.
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>>685249670
rofl
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>>685246740

Why do people with even smaller penises give a shit about what other people drive?

Some people like big trucks, some like little trucks, some like ricers, some like motorcycles, some like supercars.

Welcome to the modern world, if you like anything you have a small dick.
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>>685249827
Do you know how many people in Texas drive large ass trucks for no apparent reason?
Can you guess why?
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I got a 3 inch lift with off-road tires on my SUV and I have a 7 inch dick
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>>685246740
Found the basement dweller who got picked on by a jock with a big truck. Its ok OP someday you might get to fuck a cheerleader too
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>>685250014

No, just no. If they like big trucks, that's their prerogative. I drive around on a scooter by choice, and I'm barely more than 5 inches. You're theory is junk.

>WHAT YOU POST ON 4CHAN? WHY IS YOUR DICK SO SMALL FAGGOT
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i have the big peens and drive a jetta

fight me fagit
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>>685250287
Was never saying it was an absolute, but the correlation is undeniable.
Small penis = threatened masculinity
Big truck = threatening masculinity

I drive a sedan because it's fuel efficient and my dick is average.
Ha ha, I'm bigger than you.

(I don't actually care.)
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>>685246740
Why do Americans feel the need to call cars 'trucks'?
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i do more offroading in my crx than these posers do with their lift kits and nigger rims
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>>685250457
>(I don't actually care.)

Yes you do. You posted this shitty thread.

As a man who likes cars, I've always had the fantasy of what I would do if I won the lottery or otherwise was very very rich overnight. Of course my dreams are filled with paganis and lambos, and ferraris. Then my bubble gets bursted when i realize that if that were ever to happen some faggot would always be hiding in the bushes to tell me im compensating for something.

You're retarded. The sooner you come to terms with that, the better.

Computer nerds have no friends. Basketball players are rapists. Hillary Clinton is female.
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>>685251044
But see, you dream of Paganis and Lambos BECAUSE you have a little dick.
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>>685251044
As in I don't actually care that my dick is an inch bigger than yours, small dicked retard.
>muh exceptions negates correlation
Just stop you fuming faggot.
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>>685251219
There's no hope for you.

Bleach, it's what faggots crave.
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>>685250272
kek fucked a blonde cheerleader with a huge ass and I am a jock. Just don't feel the need to flaunt it with a huge truck
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>>685251372
What do you like? Whatever it is, it's because you have a small dick.
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>>685250457
You're a faggot for driving that shit. Just go get yourself a Prius already lmfao
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>>685251044
lol that's not op
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>>685251378
Lel is that all you can come back with? KMS? Damn I feel so defeated
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>>685251548
Motherfucker, you're no goddamned jock. You a fagget otaku neckbeard
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>>685247930
Shitty 98 suv
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>>685251796
Your dick is still tiny.
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>>685251570
People who use trucks for their intended purpose like hauling heavy equipment.

>>685251625
I probably should, but then I'd get laughed at by bikers for Jesus and their frumpy girlfriends for not being a real man or whatever.
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>>685251813
Believe what you want bud
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>>685251831

TOP KEK, a minivan with 4 wheel drive made for dads with small dicks.
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>>685246740
>>685246740

7" dick, big fuckin' truck anon here. I'm compensating for something, sure, but it ain't my fuckin' dick size.
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>>685251884
But see, I'm not the one dreaming of shitty overpriced imports. So YOU, my friendo, have the tiniest dick accordind to this threads logic.
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>>685251973
>People who use trucks for their intended purpose like hauling heavy equipment.


Damn, it must be really fucking small. Are you the guy that posted the small dick thread?
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>>685252057
So its just having shit for brains then?
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>le big trucks means he has a small dick maymay

yeah, I'm sure all the poor people driving dodge neons have HUGE dicks
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>>685252121
It's average.
But anyway, you're saying the obvious correlation between small penises and large trucks is nil because there's like, one guy who has a big penis AND big truck.
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>>685252115

There's your mistake. There is no logic to be found in this thread. We are trying to tell you, but you aren't listening.

Liking things doesn't mean you are compensating for anything.

I like fast cars. I like driving fast. That doesn't correlate to anything.
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>>685252057
Are you compensating for the fact that a truck is the only personal vehicle you can find that can carry your weight?
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>>685252273
never said that
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>>685252360
>muh anecdotes
Your small dick is showing.
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>>685251973
You should just go Bruce Jenner if you really just took that into consideration faggot. What's next, you tell me that you're a vegan as well?
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>>685252253

No, it's because I was bullied as a child or something and so everything I've done since then has been to strengthen myself so I am never, ever, the victim again. Or whatever.

Big truck, lots of guns, lift heavy weights at the gym 6x a week, etc... and an Engineering degree to pay for it all (mechanical, then nuclear).
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>>685252378
kek
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>implying im not just showing OP how ridiculous he sounds
I'm on YOUR side, friendo. Also kek at captcha
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>>685252433
Your stupid is showing.

Why do you like trolling on /b/ huh? A little modest in the pants are we?
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>>685252378

Nah, 5'11" 198 lbs. I'm not a fitness model but I'm not fuckin' fat either.
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>>685252360
You've got a big point. I like driving fast while looking down at people. So I like big trucks.
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>>685252461
Nah, meat's too delicious, but I don't really care if people are vegan or whatever.
This is you trolling, right?
I'm furious.
Stop that.
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>>685252433

I think OP posted in this fucking thread to compensate for his tiny penis. It makes him feel better to believe everyone else is also compensating, only he doesn't actually have enough money to buy all the shit he rags on.
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>>685252595
I think you accidentally put the "lbs" where the "Kg" is supposed to go, friendo.
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>>685246740
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation
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>>685252591
That would be a fair assumption to make, like saying I bully online to compensate being bullied in real life or something, or buying a massive truck because I'm insecure about my penis size.
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>>685252761

lol, whatever you gotta tell yourself
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>>685252745
That's wonderful you think that man.
I'm very glad you're able to express yourself and whatnot.
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>>685252808
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>>685252745
OP here. I'm just average not huge but I also don't have the money for it. I would buy a pick up if I could but I wouldn't lift it or do anything gay to it because I don't feel the need to.
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>>685252897
Ah, so you admit you've lost this "battle of wits" then, my amerifat friendo?
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>>685252983
I wouldn't know. Smell doesn't transfer well online.
I think you're just smelling the sweet scent of your own defeat though.
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>>685253017

So basically you're calling everyone a faggot because they don't make the same choices as you would
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>>685252273
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>>685246740
>he has a lifted truck, must have a small dick
>he drives a ricer, must have a small dick
>he drives a europoor car, must have a small dick
>he drives a faster car than mine, must have a small dick
>he golfs on weekends, must have a small dick
>owns multiple firearms of a calibur I find unecessary, small dick
>he has big dogs, small dick
>he's in a monogamous relationship with an average wife and kids in a normal neighborhood, small dick/cuck
ITT: poor fags btfo
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>>685253187
You're retarded. You might want to get that looked at.
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>>685253205
how does that make sense what did i say to make you think that?
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>>685253303

/thread
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>>6852528>>685253017
So if you don't lift it it's okay? I mean I do compensate something, but it's not for my dick. I compensate that I can afford an expensive truck and also customize it. I use it to show off that I was a broke ass nigger to a person who can do his own shit.
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>>685253453

illiterate nigger detected
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>>685253409
I was in the top 50 in my town for SAT scores so I'm pretty sure I am not.
Though this was in a town full of retards, and everybody has a loose definition of intelligence anyway.
So, uh, no u.
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>>685246740
lmao dude white people
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>>685253768
If you were so fucking smart, you wouldn't be here, in this thread, saying the stupid shit you're saying.
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>>685246740
OP sounds jealous. Must have a small dick
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>>685253602
That's not compensating first of all but why do you feel the need to do that at all maybe that's what I'm asking. Why do you need to show off at all? Just to prove to people you aren't a poor nigger?
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>>685251625

I drive a prius.

Got it for 2 reasons

1. at the time there was a sweet gubermentz tax credit for buying a hippie car
2. i drive over 100 miles a day for work.

so yeah. i could have gotten a small car for a lot cheaper and get a little worse MPG. but with the tax write off it was kind of a wash.
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>>685253768
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>685254074
Smug
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This is a test, OP.
How big is my dick?
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>>685254237
That is completely fine
-OP
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>>685254074
You're a retard as well.

The prius is nothing but a fashion statement. There are cars that are more "green" and more economical. Your gubment tax credit is like winning the lottery and taking the lump sum instead of the regular payments.
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>>685254188

I never said anything about liking the smell of my own farts... but i do.
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>>685254022
Oh sorry. I'm really not a nigger, Just didn't know how else to example it. Emma well like I said I'm just tired of people looking down on me, because of how I was raised and where. I'd rather let me think I have a small dick than to let them think that I'm less for growing up poor, because in the end of the day the only reason their bitching is that they can't afford one.
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>>685254237
According to op:

-100000000000000000000000000000000 light years penis size

According to the civilized world: No one cares to make such retarded assumptions.
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>>685253768
>I was in the top 50 in my town for SAT scores so I'm pretty sure I am not.

Yeah, I was THE TOP of my class in HS.
Got into MIT.
Felt like the village idiot for the next 4 years.
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>>685253956
I have proven you wrong and all you have done so far is stamp your foot and cry BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T.
Yet here you are too, so that was kind of a pointless thing to call out, unless you're actually admitting that you're retarded as well, and if that's the case we're in agreement.
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>>685254515
Understandable but who gives a fuck what people think of you. Just do you and if people feel the need to call you a poor nigger then they are probably the nigger themselves
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>>685254733
>I have proven you wrong
[citation needed]
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>>685254629
I don't know if this was sarcastic or not, but in either case my intelligence isn't a point of pride so it's nothing to brag about. The score was just presented to refute the claim that I was clinically retarded, which I am not.
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>>685250457
I have a 7.5 and I drive an Acura because asianniggers are god
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>>685254850
Haha I like that thinking. Plus I like to travel to the beach a bunch and a pick up is better than a jeep in my book.
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bro trucks, usually driven by a manlet who gets really bad road rage. Headlights at windshield level and stuck on high beam, this is mandatory.
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I drive a Kia soul guess my penis size /b/
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>>685254851
The entire thread including the infograph.
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>>685255189
[citation needed]
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>>685246740
How do you know they all have small dicks? Did you check.
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>>685255043
I got you don't worry
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>>685255138

You could sword fight with it.
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I drive a lifted jeep and get the same garbage comments from people. When I drove a Porsche I had different but similar "why do you need to drive that?" comments from people. When I had a Kia people hated on it too. No matter what you drive there will always be someone around that wants to talk garbage about because it's something they don't have.
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>>685252273
I definitely don't have a huge dick, but I don't need to advertise it.
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>>685255323
He's had all their dicks in his mouth. He knows.
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>>685246740
This woman has the largest cock in the world.
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>>685249079
>girls are attracted to big trucks
only in places where country is the most popular music
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>>685255138
small
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>>685249827
>ricer
What is ricer?
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6.5 getting my driver's test next week
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>>685255251
Alrighty then.
This is you pathetically backing into a corner to troll instead.
Later.
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>>685246740
Well first off nobody is ever going to go mudding in that piece of shit and if they try to hell probably just get stuck. And originally that's why people started lifting their trucks. But that's totally cosmetic.
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Some people live in the mountains off forest service roads like me where 4wd, more ground clearance and all terrain tires are beneficial.
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>>685253303
This guy knows
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>>685255376
Thanks for the confidence boost.

>>685255464
Small like?
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>>685255400
You're wrong I've posted a ton of proof in this thread. You have a microscopic penis.

STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
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>>685255489
You haven't proved shit. Don't go away mad, just kys.
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>>685250678
Tax purposes
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>>685255755
Sure.
I'll form a noose out of my massive wiener.
Or fumigate my garage, but that would take quite a while, it's fuel efficient and I'm not a cum guzzling faggot who has to ensure everyone's aware of his presence on the road.
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>>685255400
yeah i drive a lifted 03 tacoma prerunner and get that occasionally, like why do you even care? plus i live in the mountains man are are so many great dirt roads around here! i don't make fun of you for collecting stamps
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girls that ride shotgun in lifted trucks
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>>685246740
Fag detected, why are you obsessed with other men's dicks?
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>>685255982

Hey bro, your faggot butthurt is showing.
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>>685256179
It's actually a survival mechanism since every male is biologically programmed to attain dominance, and this usually results in our self-worth being defined by our most valuable organ in regards to the propagation of our species.
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>>685256218
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>>685255400
>When I drove a Porsche I had different but similar "why do you need to drive that?" comments from people.

Never heard that once when I drove a Porsche.

Mostly it was "I'll suck your dick if you let me drive it".
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>>685256218
You know this could be more fun if you were creative.
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>>685256383
That is the most long winded and bs excuse I have ever heard, stop hiding it and just come out the fucking closet you fag.
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>>685256400
>>685256456

AWWWW the poor wittle babies had der feewings hurt and dey need to go to der safe space.
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>>685256658
This^
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>>685256658
>science is bullshit.
Christfag detected.
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>>685256678
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
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>>685256678
I think you may be very angry and assuming I am so you can feel like an accomplished troll.
Is a response your endgame?
You need to say something really personal to make me mad, like faggot.
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>>685256778
You got your science and psychology mixed up you dumb fuck
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>>685246740
https://youtu.be/Hq0_VivcwkY
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>>685256972
Isn't the little baby soooooooo cute? It thinks it's opinion matters.
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>>685257028
>What is evolutionary psychology
It's like regularly psychology, except accurate.
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>>685256438
I live in Alabama dude my hometown was full of dumbfuck rednecks that thought their 1997 f150 was far superior to my Cayman
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>>685257160
Does being condescended to bother you?
I'm assuming it does since you're believing it affects me at all.
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>>685257128
OH MY GOD

YOUR DICK MUST BE TINY

IM SO SORRY
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>>685257173
Ok, insults aside, you should really stop writing dude, you are passing into cringe territory
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>>685257410
I don't know who you are so what you consider cringe means absolutely dick to me.
You could be a fucking furry.
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>>685257334
You got owned. Your opinion is shit. Only faggots think like you.

Yet here you are. Still posting. Pretending to be superior.

Is that your thing? Is this how you compensate?
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>>685246740
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>>685257550
>pretending to be superior
Wat. I'm stating facts. Other character evaluations are of little consequence.
I don't care that they have tiny little dicks, but the fact of the matter is they have large trucks to compensate for it.
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>>685257547
There you go again, trying a new insult on me instead of defending your own point.
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>>685257749
>I'm stating facts

Where? I see no facts, just your junk science and shitty bait opinions.
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>>685257811
But I've already one you fucking intolerable dipshit faggot ass cunt nigger.
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>>685257550 hope you don't think this is op lol
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meh i don't really understand the fascination with automobiles anymore, i feel like a filthy primitive every time i have to drive one and i cannot fucking wait autonomous transportation to take over roads
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>>685257401
Well its not me, but that's the shit people who live in small rural areas do.... because there's nothing else to do. Just like Russians in rural areas do this https://youtu.be/J961owh43AM
Also... why are you so focused on male reproductive organs?
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>>685257923
My point proven yet again
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>>685257872
At this point even if the results were irrefutably conclusive you'd just say it's bunk to be a moron.
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>>685246740
>Why do people with small penis's feel the need to have the biggest trucks?

I think the real question is why do you only suck the dick of guys who own a truck?
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>>685258055
That you have a tiny wiener and try to hide the fact your compensate for it by driving a scooter?
>That'll show them how secure I am with my masculinity.
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>>685255497
this here, its silly being in the city and seeing a totally pristine lifted dually f250. But when you live in a mountain area or remote forest people don't look twice
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>>685258058
>irrefutably conclusive

Yet I've refuted them constantly in this thread with ease, Mr. SAT.

I'm out. Tell me I have a small dick, I don't care. You're just projecting. Meanwhile, I'm gonna be cruising satisfied with my my physiologically massive penis.
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>>685257176

Even the bitches?
That's just fuckin' sad, Bro.
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>>685258316
>people in the city never leave the city
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>>685258323
I PROVIDED GRAPHS YOU STUPID FAGGOT
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>>685258396
no what i mean is for day to day driving.
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>>685258409
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

ONE IRRELEVANT MAP?

FUCK YOU YOU'RE RETARDED!
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>>685258169

I am sure in your head that made total sense, but you lack any context there mate. Scooter? Where does that fit in? Neither of us even mentioned a scooter previously. You are just moving from one insult to the other.
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>>685258639
Actually I did mention a scooter. I ride one, by choice. I ain't compensating for shit, and I refuse to judge anyone else's penis size based on their chosen method of transport.
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>>685258633
GOOGLE MORE THEN FUCKING SHITBREATH, YOU'LL FIND MOST TRUCK DRIVERS LIVE IN THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH AND ODDLY ENOUGH HAVE THE SMALLEST FUCKING DICKS.

>>685258639
I can't tell who I'm talking to anymore but someone said he has a five inch willy and drives a scooter, so he overcompensates by pretending to undercompensate, like not driving a truck because you don't want people to think you're overcompensating.
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>>685258957
>GOOGLE MORE THEN FUCKING SHITBREATH, YOU'LL FIND MOST TRUCK DRIVERS LIVE IN THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH AND ODDLY ENOUGH HAVE THE SMALLEST FUCKING DICKS.


YOU CAN'T FUCKING PROVE IT YOU DUMB FUCK. THAT AINT SCIENCE YOU STUPID NIGGER
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Alright bros its been real OP is out
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>>685259133
OP got owned, faggots got owned.

STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
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>>685259063
Regardless the correlation exists and it is a fair assumption to make despite few anomalies.

We'd need to conduct a more extensive survey but nobody's going to do it since everybody already knows truck drivers have tiny dicks anyway.
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>>685258338
It was a shit hole town. Most of the chicks were prego in high school or fucking dipped. It was easy game once I got to a larger city though. I got t-boned going to work one day and that Cayman took it like a champ but she never hit the road again sadly.
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>>685246740
They may have a small dicks but at least they don't fuck enough men in a population to statistically determine that there is a correlation to small dick sizes and larger sized vehicles. You're a faggot OP.
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>>685259241
You can't prove the correlation.

You can't just say

>oh well, people in the country have small dicks and drive pickup trucks. SEE IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG

DATA

WHERES THE DATA
WHERE IS IT
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>>685258947
Funny how things differ from country to country, here no man would dream of riding a scooter, it is seen as a very feminine mode of transport. Scooter are bought for school girls as their first mode of transport. Any guy that drive a scooter over here would be mocked extensively and seen as a homo
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Maybe they actually are really big down there and need the extra clearance.
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>>685259241
>since everybody already knows

Global warming tier level of science right there m8
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>>685259534
Over where?

Like there's anything wrong with saving money. I spent like $6 on gas the last 7 days and did something like 45 miles.
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>>685258957
Then there is really no point in talking to you anymore, if you can't even follow a simple post reply path, you are way too thick to comprehend anything I say.>>685258957
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>>685259893
Correction, it was $6 on gas and more like 70 miles.
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>>685259241
>Regardless the correlation exists and it is a fair assumption to make despite few anomalies.

Fuck actually proof amirite. I assume that you suck more dicks than the average man and even the average homosexual man. This is a fair assumption right guys?
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>>685259893
Nothing wrong with it, guys rather go for cheap small bikes, scooters are just a bit too gay in our culture
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>>685259419
Any data I would give you you would just say it's dumb/unreliable because you're a stupid asshole.

>>685259586
Shut up.

>>685259973
Multiple people have responded to me and each one was equally idiotic, so you have to forgive me for not being able to tell the difference.
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>>685246740
I have a small penis AND a small car. Check m8 atheists!
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>>685259893
I'll agree here. My jeep get a shitty 12mpg. My little 250 Honda Rebel can get me over 80 so I choose to drive it to work and back. Yet people give me crap no matter which I choose to drive even though I'm saving money.
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>>685246740
Why do penis-obsessed busybodies feel the need to mind other people's businesses?
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>>685260239
Depends on what you're basing your assumption on. If you're basing it on the fact I browse 4chan regularly, and is home to numerous faggots who suck dick on a daily basis, then yes, that would be a fair assumption to make.
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>>685255455
Not true. Girls are naturally attracted to manly men, and a big truck is a sign of manliness.
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>>685260278

I had a faster "small bike" before, but they changed the laws where I live on what's a scooter and what isn't and what you have to have insurance for or whatever. So I just bought a classic yamaha 49cc with an upgraded engine. Not as fast or cool or fun, but still cheap.
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As someone who lives in the south where there are a shit ton of trucks there is a huge difference in a nice truck/suv/jeep with a moderate amount of body mods done rather it be for looks or actually use and those monstrosity trucks with 15 inch lifts and 50 inch tires that is being driven by an accountant or a meat head with a giant ego. Those people I would agree are very faggity.
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>>685260395
>Any data I would give you you would just say it's dumb/unreliable because you're a stupid asshole.

Uh-huh. You don't have any.

>Shut up.

oohhhh you scienced us on that one.


>Multiple people have responded to me and each one was equally idiotic,

Yep. It's everyone else and not you. Got it.
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>>685249827
Found babydick
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>>685262432
Found a moron.
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>>685260907
Debatable. You know a thing or two about mud crickets? So many small town sluts fall for those two factors 99%.
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>>685262183
http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/articles/173/survey-truck-owners-with-big-lift-likely-to-have-small-penis

Waiting for the dismissal.

Yes, I did.

Whelp, just gave you proof, so yes, it is everyone else and not me.
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OP'S car. "Look at all these faggots in their big trucks and sports cars, I bet their dicks are so small. And tasty"
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>>685246740
don't know why big trucks trigger you op
don't worry though i don't own one
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>>685262630
You didn't post proof. You posted an article (that you googled furiously I imagine) about supposed proof. Still no data.

Nice try, but no cigar. Do you even know what science even is?
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>>685262630
>monthly satirical magazine

Fuck me for not seeing that sooner.
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>>685246740
Ford > all
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>>685264140
found a faggot
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>>685260555
chek'd m8
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I have a bigger than average dick had a pretty lifted truck. Always got the sorry bout your dick just always said sorry about your paycheck.
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