Can we have a Useless Superpowers thread?
You post a superpower and other anon make your power useless
ex: The ability to fly, only when you are shitting yourself
Ill start: The ability of regeneration
only works if I'm not shagging your mom, which means it will never work
only works if you stop being a fag
only works when you are in a furry convention
Your penis reduces to half its size permanently every time you use it. Meaning, if your dick is 6 inches hard, it will be 3 inches the first time you use it and 1.5 inches the second time you use it. Would go on indefinitely
1. Anyone would make that exchange. Being naked isn't as bad as it seems, especially if you're able to breathe in an environment where it's impossible for anyone else to breathe.
2. Also worth it, because that flaw allows me to have some sort of regenerative power, as well, so I can pretty much get my arms shredded to bits every 3/ months, fly somewhere I want to go, then detach my limbs and grow new ones back. An EOD would give anything for that power.
3 Only Good Drawback here.
But your luck is so shitty, every object you fill automatically has holes in the bottom of it. In cases of non-physical objects, like bank accounts, your account gets hacked and someone siphons cash from your account till there is none left.
But it'll always be Stu.
>the power to vote
But only on American idle
>the ability to post on 4chan
These are supposed to be powers without built-in problems
>the ability to go to college for free
But only in high crime areas, or new jersey
I have 5th dimensional physiology. Therefore, I don't follow the laws of physics and I can warp reality the way I want.
Ex: I can piss out an AK-47 or faze through a speeding 18-wheeler truck if I wanted to.
>Though some of your IP's may die, it is a sacrifice... I am willing to make.
That's the reaction I was going for.
this is what I'm talking about. what bus are u pushing unless you're a rich trump like dummy? u white people whine and birch about the most meaningless shut and try to act like you have the weight of the world on your ahoulders. that's why every cuck video has a black man taking your female, bc you act just like a female. shit
The power to be able to limit other people's powers at free will.
Anybody eavesdropping will convince the person you're currently speaking to to turn on you the moment your back is turned, or will kill the person if their resolve is too strong to change their minds.
> fight the power
Didn't say you'd win, so you always lose the fight.
> melt steel beams
Only using tools that can reach over 1000 degrees fahrenheit.
> get what you want
You always want what isn't good for you and you hate your life more and more until you finally commit sudoku.