Just had these fuckers removed this afternoon, my dick skin is

...what fuckers? Your bollocks?

>>685194298
How did you get them removed?

>>685194560
CO2 laser treatment, they burnt the entire lower part of the head, will post pics soon

>>685194298
and what are those fuckers?

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>>685194808

>>685194808
How much did that shit cost, I have the same motherfuckers but no girl told anything about them till now, mine are not as visible tho just a little

>>685194914
It's called pearly penile papules and 1/3 guys have it.

>>685195051
it cost €350 but it's 100% worth it, u wanna wait for a girl to find out about it?

>>685194914
Pearly penile pauples

About 1/8 of guys have them

They are the product of evolution when we used to have spikes on our dick

Those are totally normal, most people have them. They;re called papules. No reason to get them removed, they're totally harmless in every way.

>>685194914
PPP

Close to 1/12 of males develop them

>>685195105
>1/3
>>685195221
>1/8
>>685195404
>1/12

lol

About 1/17 guys have it. Girls don't really give a fuck

>>685195105
>>685195221
>>685195404
1/3 1/8 1/12 cool

>>685194298
good job OP dont let ant eggs grow on your dick.

they are pretty normal, about 1/20 guys have it, no need to remove them

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>>685195051
>>685194560

this is 24 hours after, u can see the burnt skin and my skin starting to peel off.
If I had to describe the feeling, it would be like cutting the first layer of skin off and putting toothpaste on it afterwards. Luckily I have painkillers

Damn, you must be unlucky as the chance of getting them is lower than 1/32

>>685194298
bout tree fiddy

>>685195570

>1/7.66666666667

Removing paupules ? Insecure much?

>>685195754
Fuck that op I'd rather keep them. They don't do any harm?

>>685195754
Holy shit

>>685195754
your dick is turning nigger.

>>685194298
Yeah I had them removed, 1/45 guys have them

>>685195754
Oi, no thanks. Even if I had that all over my dick I wouldn't let them do that to my dick.

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>>685195754

>>685195754
ur dick is going to fall off

>>685195754
you should chop off cock op

>>685195221
this is the correct rate and reason. it's also found to be much less common in men who are cut.

>>685195870
Nah dude, they are harmless, just look kinda ugly, not like anyone cares though.

>>685195754
man to be honest that shit looks like it's not for me, i like my spiked non-nigger dick

curious as to what the final result looks like tho

>>685195274
>most people

You know you can just use tooth paste (with fluoride) and dry them up? Yeah its slower but you don't have to burn your cock that way.

>>685195754
I really don't care enough to go through that shit

>>685194298
You do know that that kind of thing makes sex more pleasurable for the woman? And thats why dildos have those same bulges?
Why the fuck would you get those removed?

Why did you have them removed? I've literally only had one girl even notice and she didn't care.

>>685195201
>€350

please don't post sub-human currency here, thanks.

Never worried about them here. Only around 1/150 guys have them. And they are all niggers.

>>685194298
I have that too. About 1/50 males got them

>>685194914
pearly penile papules
1/50 guys have it

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>>685196032
>you should chop off cock

>>685196175
giggled then coughed. top kek.

>>685194914
Is cancer 1\35 have it

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>>685195754
Mutilated your own dick due to insecurity

just wow

>>685194298
Totally normal, 1/62 guys will develop them. I've heard it gives girls more orgasms.

>>685195754
Why did you do it? 1/80 guys have it too

You can remove these yourself by applying tea tree oil to them 2x a day.

The only downside is it takes literally months, and requires you to not be lazy.

I remember when I first noticed few of those on my dick and was in panic mode for 1 month. 2 years later I forgot I have them before I saw this thread. Also I sent plenty of close up dick pics and had 2 girls and none of them saw it at all let alone gave a fuck about it. Hopefully it was worth it OP.

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>>685195754
better picture with timestamp

>>685194914
ppp bro, like 1/74 guys have them, they make you have sex faster and girls love the friction

>>685196283
I guess it doesn't matter if there's no chance a woman will ever touch it.

>>685194298
wtf is that

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>>685196368
>requires you to not be lazy

>/b/

>>685196487
fuck dude

>>685196531
PPP, appears in about 1/92 guys

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>>685196487

>>685196487
Looks like a niggers dick now, good job.

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>>685196487
Stop

That

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>>685196487
i know its common, and like.. 1/90 guys have them but...

>>685194298
Oh, don't worry. Half of the people on this planet are infected by them, they're harmless tho

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Women get them too, they are harmless. PIC related

>>685196531
its pretty common bro, like 1/9000 have it

>>685194298
Those are penis pus pods (PPP) 1/102 of all guys have them, totally normal.

>>685195893
>▶
underrated/10

>>685196755
na mate that looks dangerous

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>>685196755
And then there are the bad ones.

Why Op?

PPP comes and goes

Laser removal has been proven to not be permanent and just cause nerve damage

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>>685196487

holy shit, by the looks of it they even forgot a few guess ill have to go back and do it again

>>685196755
holy fucking shit i actually turned gay just now,
but i guess its common i hear 1/5 women have them

>>685196502
>>685196365
>>685196318
>>685196277
>>685196250
>>685196241
>>685196221
>>685195912
>>685195773
>>685195404
>>685195221
>>685195105
>those percentages
Have the same thing but I´m not this insecure about my own dick to chop parts of it off. I`d say 1/5-20 judging from what the people in this thread said.

>>685196755
That actually looks hot.

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>>685196913
your dick is not a pretty dick

>>685196487
Damn dude. Your dick looks nasty now.

>>685196913
This is not an improvement, OP.

>>685196143
Virgin detected

>>685196487

It will heal and they will still be there. This is fucking gold.

Those pearly penis pals (PPP) are adorable, 1/4 men have them and I love it.

I hope the end result is worth it OP, it looks pretty fucked right now..

>>685196899
a looks like flesh coloured rice crispies, id buy a bowl

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>>685195754
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM FUCKING CRYING

>>685196913
Dude at this point I hope you are just baiting and you mutilated your dick with knife or some shit.

>>685196689
Minus the size :^)

>>685196913
pls post this in dick rate thread

>>685196913
cut them off pussy

leave it alone or chop your cock off

>>685196884
Retard

>>685194298
Those are puny penis pimples (PPP). 1/1 males have them and they are essentially for pleasurable sex. They lube the penis to enter the vagina.

>>685197286
-1/10

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I'm enjoying this thread.

>>685194298
I would suck it

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>>685195754
>>685196487

man i got shivers down my spine and i didnt had those for a loooong time

also, no fap for me today...

>>685195754
your dick is a meme

Thinking about getting my foreskin replaced just a littlecthougj

>>685197411
there is a 1/39 chance that kid has ppp

I wish my dick had them. I guess they'll come later as 1/69 males get them.

>>685194298
what are those

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Jesus Christ OP, your dick looks fucking awful, post pics after recovery in a few weeks

>>685196913
id love to taste cooked cock

>>685194914
pearly penile pauples about 9/11 guys have it

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ITT: OP is so insecure that he gets a completely harmless skin variation 1/5 people have removed and now his dick looks like its turning nigger.

>>685197786
nigga u gay as shit

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>>685197352
>puny penis pimples

>>685197782
Pearly Penile Pauples, they are very common, 1/78 guys have them

>>685197634
kek'd

>>685196175
LUL

>>685194298
I have them too, but barely noticable.
I don't think women will notice, i'll be surprised if they do.
OP, WHY did you mutilate your dick to get rid of rudimentary stuff?
What downside do they have for you?

Also, i think we found a new meme
>Those are PPP, 12/48 males have them

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>>685197634

>>685195754
Your dick trusted you man, and you betrayed it.

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>>685197882
1/42 cocks I've sucked have them

>>685194298
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

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>>685195754
>>685196487
>>685196913

Dude i hope you have a lot of creams,lotions and ointments to get it to at least heal properly

Okay so I did the maths and actually only 1/3.7 dudes have them.

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>>685197822

Going down on my girlfriend I saw them and was like wtf is this. Thanks for clearing it up, b

>>685198232
spit works fine, stop being a fucking pansy.

>>685194914
penile papules, around 1/12 guys have them

>>685198383
KEK

>>685198383
Fuckin' Kek'd

>>685197990

if i was a girl i wouldnt have sucked my dick
i feared a girl might run away after seeing my pearls

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I fixed mine with this simple trick

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>>685198383

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>>685198383

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Are you anakin Skywalker OP?

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>>685198383

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>>685198506

>>685195754
Have them to but not as much as you op so I'll just pass on that, curious about the end result though

>>685198504
Your problem is that you are fucking retarded, not how your dick looks.

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>>685198383

>>685194914
Its ppp, only 100 males in the world have it

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>>685198383
Oh lordy lord! This is fucking gold! FAKEN' KEK'D MATE

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>>685198506

>>685198506
why would anyone do that?

>>685194914
It's PPP bro. Only you have it

>>685196487
even your balls didnt want that

>>685198504
With these insecurity problems they'll never see your dick.
Some people just care too much about appearance.
Sure, it's important, but i hate it when people say stuff like "i only date blonds".
No girl is ever perfect, and if they behave like they are, they're not worth it.

>>685198383
Got a craving for squid now

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>>685198937
long forgotten are the days of creating oc for the internet.

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>>685194298
>>685195754
>>685196487
>>685196913


>cut AND burned dick

You should show it to some rabbi it would be like dick of YHVH to him and they will shower you with gold!

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>>685194298
mfw

>>685198506
This looks better than yours op, you dun goofed

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>>685194298
>>685195754
>>685196487
That's what you get for having a worm dick.
Should have just had your foreskin chopped to save you from horseshit like that.

>>685199345
He ain't cut Gunter. That's what happens when you have a disgusting worm cock like a savage.

>>685196913
Your dick looks like sandpaper now

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>>685197634

>>685199238
You know that .gif of the guy saying "I like this post, this is a nice fucking post"? Imagine I posted that here.

>>685194298
God damn I'm glad I'm cut. Say what you will, but I'd rather have that extra skin trimmed when I'm a baby and won't remember it than have to pay about tree fiddy later in life (after embarassment with a female) to have shit lasered off my junk

>>685199547
>>685199709
>samefag
>go cut off your head, heads are so ugly and only savages have them

>>685199092
this, so hard this

Every time someone asks or tells me their type etc I always say the only question you have to ask yourself is, if she was laying in your bed would you kick her out or not. Their that's your type.

WTF THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I EVER SEEN.. jesus dude, imagine if a girl saw that she would fucking puke

>>685194298
fucking freak, no one has that crap.

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>>685198506
why? story?

>>685199996
Except they have nothing to do with foreskin you uneducated faggot.

>>685200062
>le samefag
>being this ashamed of your wormcock
>being a Eurocuck

>>685199996
you have them even if you uncut nigga

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>>685195754

>>685200169
that's not true, 1/30 people have it

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>>685194914
Penis per pixel

About 1/1 of guys have them

Had mine done as well OP, using liquid nitrogen. Massive painful shit

>>685200240
Aren't all cocks worm shaped?

>>685200244
I'm cut and I don't have them. It's because of the foreskin, trust me

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Your Dick looks like dead pool with out his mask. Also 1/>9000 memes have them

>>685194298
Good thing I have a foreskin to cover that shit up.

>>685200240
you're just mad because you cant make delicious cheese

>>685200500
smth like 33% for uncut and 7% for uncut
Not that it matters though, its completely harmless.

>>685200098
I've almost kicked a guy out of a group for saying that he prefers blonde, nordic girls above others
It's not that i don't, but i like others just as much (even full black, as long as the mind and IQ is white).
The only reason i kept him around was because i didn't full on hate him and i (with others) am trolling him with nudes of a döppelganger of a blonde, nordic girl who is in the group.
He still hasn't found out yet.

>>685200240
This damage control is so hard it's classified as bait.

>>685200596
>>685200476

>>685200801
Don't need damage control because my dick wasn't damaged as an infant.

>>685200709
You sound like a fucking asshole.

>>685201000
Mine neither.
Feels good man.
And now we wait for cut anons to claim that uncut dicks are gross because they've seen pics of people who don't clean their dicks.

>>685200500
all because your cut and dont have them doesnt mean anything, if u were uncut, u still wouldn't have them.

as to the OP, like everyone else has said, they do nothing, if anything they help stimulate a girl, and some dildos even have them added on cause of that. Like there is nothing dangerous or unnatural about it, why would you do such a thing, and why didn't your doctor fucking stop you or tell you?

>>685200454
DELETE this!

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>>685200709
>kicked a guy out of a group
of what? non like minded people?

get over yourself you fucking hypocrite.

>>685201260
I might sound like one, but i'm not.
/b/ is ruining people's lives, so why can't we just troll some faggots?
The group is shitty af and they kind of have it coming.
He sent nudes back btw.

PPP, 1/24 women have a problem with the 1/24 guys out of the 1/24 guys that contract this.

>>685201811
almost kicked a guy out of youth group

>>685194914
It's Poppin Penis Pus. 1/0 guys have them

It's Pubescent Pearly Pestilence
25/2 guys have it

Dude, 1/50000 guys don't even have a penis and you are going out there mutilating parts of it

>>685195754
Absolutely disgusting

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>>685198383
Jesus

>>685194298
Why didn't you pop them off and eat them? It seems like quite the waste of a good snack.

>>685196960
More like everyone who posted percentages has it, so that'd make it 1/2 b/tards have it

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>>685196913
go back and you will lose your weiner

>>685196913
Sue

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>>685198383

>>685201277
Calm down Dick Cheese, your turtleneck looking dick is not superior.

>>685202520
>an asshole thing to say
yeah you can take your morals and fuck off, i'll tell a fat bitch to her fat face i like skinny bitches. you on the other hand would what? not hurt their fat feelings?

>>685202927
Yes it is.

>>685200000

>>685194914
It's clearly Penile Prostate Problem 5/256 has it

>>685202982

Good argument. People like both cut and uncut, it's personal preference. One is not superior to the other, you insecure piece of shit.

>>685196755
1 in 10000000 females get it. good to get it looked after ASAP

>>685198383
lmao

>>685197061
this is wrong. Girls really don't notice and generally don't care.

>>685203479
Whether people like it or not does not determine whether something is superior.

>>685200233
You fucking redditor, yes they do. Papules are almost nonexistent on cut (AKA regular) cocks.

>>685204031
>Most men are uncut
>Therefore cut is regular
Retard detected

I have it, gf have it, and I wouldn't let anyone to burn my dick to remove it.

>>685204031
>AKA wannabe jew cocks

>>685194298
I can see why you would do it. I have a case of ocd where I can't stand abnormalities on my body and I have a need to remove them by burning, cutting, etc. I get it

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>>685198777
Checked

>>685204666
Check satan

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>>685204031
>regular

>>685195754
>>685196487
>>685196913
can you cover the head with your foreskin while it heals?

>>685203479
this
it's mostly where you live. it's much more common in the US to get it cut, but more common in Europe to not.

>>685204031
newfag autist detected

>>685194432
>bollocks
barnacles

>>685197286
This

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looks like you didn't have a good mohel

it's ok. only 1/ 6,000,000 actual do a good job

>>685194298
they grow up again... man..

>>685194298
just use apple cider vinegar.

Who's screencaping this??

>>685206775
Probably nobody.

>>685203960
So if a person doesn't enjoy your dick, it is still superior. You're a sociopath, or a delusional virgin. Either way, you're dick still has a turtleneck.

>>685207603
No, it works better.

>>685195754
It looks like your dick is fucking cinnamon glazed. Mmmm.

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>>685195051
>>685195201
I have that shit.my current gf was the only girl I told about.She said it looked fine.She thinks my cock is pretty
17 cm btw.

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>>685195754
na na
na na nan neo
na nan nana sporin

>>685208260
>She said it looked fine.
>She thinks my cock is pretty
She was lying to spare your feelings.

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>>685198383

>>685207878
Yeah, if you go in dry. Jesus Christ anon, are you a rapist, or are you allergic to pussy juice and lube?

>>685198383
Saved as dickbar.jpg

>>685208927
Don't need a lot of lube with uncut. I mean are you saying it's somehow natural to need an extremely excessive amount of lubricant to fuck?

>>685208260
>cm

Go back to tumblr faggit

And you can run an tell that
>home
>home
>homeboy

>>685209265
I'm cut and kind of thick. Foreplay is necessary. And if you think that is a bad thing, I honestly feel sorry for you.

>>685209763
>I'm cut and kind of thick.
pics

>>685195105
Also known as Fordyce spots. They are very common.

>>685209763
Never said foreplay was bad. Foreplay should be all that is necessary.
Also this >>685210067

>>685210305
No those are not fordyce spots. That's a different thing.

I have PPP too, had sex with 4 different women, they dont give af tho

Why?

Why the fuck would you remove PPPs?

They feel fantastic and are harmless.

And they can disappear too.

OP you are a faggot.

>>685210305

PPPs aren't fordyce spots, you moron.

>2016
>no dick spikes to scoop out tyrones jizz
>evolution

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>>685196143
>Why did you have them removed? I've literally only had one girl even notice and she didn't care.
This is true, my gf never noticed them. Once i told her, she started liking my dick that much more because she started enjoying those suckers rub against the inside of her pussy. That and she loves the way they feel on her tongue.

Pic not related to Op,since thats not the actual reaction he got after the procedure.kek

>>685196895
For some reason I actually laughed quite hard at this

>>685196755
I have this
Didn't know what it was till I read this

>>685200184
>be a retard
>decide to cut head of penis off
>do it
End.

>>685196487
how much did the burns cost you?

OP how'd you trade your dick for a dog dick

>>685196487
CRINGEDDD
>>685195754

>>685196755
vagina dentata?

>>685196487
Your dick looks sad OP

>>685196487
>>685195754


Oh MY GOD, you FUCKING IDIOT OP, what have you done?

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>>685195754
I'm out

>>685194914
>>685195105
>>685195221
>>685195404
>>685195577
>>685195700
>>685195912
>>685196221
>>685196241
>>685196250
>>685196277
>>685196318
>>685196365
>>685196502
>>685196652
>>685196710
>>685196799
>>685196821
>>685196937
>>685196960
>>685197352
>>685197634
>>685197904
>>685198448
>>685199039
>>685200454
>>685200641
>>685202043
>>685202196
>>685202391
>>685202453
>>685203169
>>685203608
>>685206237

/b/ tries its hands at statistics

>>685194298
No, because they're perfectly normal.

All guys have them, they're normal. What the fuck have you done