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/b/, how would you like to die?

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/b/, how would you like to die?
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heart attack while fucking a teen, at the age of 60
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fuck death. where do I get that mask
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Op here.
I would like to die by having my entire head being blown to pieces.
Have you ever seen that video where this guy is executed by having a massive canon fired at his head?
I want that.
I want to look down the barrel, and be alive one second and dead in the next.
I just don't want to die in my sleep.
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>>685176369
At 60? Why not older?
You can fuck teens at 80.
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>>685176547
No idea, I like it though
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>>685176046
>In my sleep.
Obv. that doesn't happen.
>How did my father die?
Gasping for breath, suffocating.
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>>685177433
Death is the last experience you will ever get.
I want to be awake for it. I want to be able to enjoy it.
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>>685176046
Fucking OP's picture in the ass
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>>685178018
Well that's just a given
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>>685176908
Don't want to go older than that...plus, at 80, my dick might not work anymore.
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>>685176046
fucking whatever that thing is
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>>685176046
I would like to.
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>>685178208
Fair enough.
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getting gangbanged by hot chicks
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>>685176046
Happy. Just one last time.
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This
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>>685176046
Quickly and without seeing it coming.
Maybe a car accident or something alike.
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Any time soon
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>>685179627
I am the opposite, I want to see it coming.
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>>685179708
This can be arranged
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>>685176046
Suicide, assisted or otherwise, after I'm diagnosed with alzheimers
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Heat death of the universe, I want to watch the stars die and listen their atomic clocks cease their perpetual ticking
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>>685180239
Suicide seems to be the best option if death is fast approaching.
Getting to choose when and how
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>>685180379
That is in a fucking long time though
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>>685180640
N02, LC40 would be the best way. It's pretty much either you do, or you don't.
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Riding on an atomic bomb.
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>>685181072
I didn't think of that.
That is the best way to die.
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>>685181072
Hey, thats pretty good
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>>685176679
>>685177882
As a nursefag working in the emergency room i can tell you that if you're dying and enough conscious to be aware of it you feel nothing but pure terror
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Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
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Die in WW3
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>>685176046
Very much
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>>685176547
make it you fucking retard
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Defending or doing something positive for the girl I gave everything to, because she still cares about me as a "friend" and I want to die out of spite just to make her feel bad
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>>685181230
not him/her , but sounds painless
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>>685176046
i want my electrons to decompose at the end of the universe.
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>>685176046
Getting shot in the third world war
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>>685182531
You don't belong here.
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Same as my granddad, hanging from a door with a belt around my neck, a pair of panties soaked in amyl nitrate over my head and a sharpie in my pooper... is there really any other way to go?

...Well either that or bit in the face by a cobra, either is good!
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>>685182696
Why not
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>>685182531
Im feeling the same way at the moment anon the exact same thing you wrote sums up my last mont
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>>685176046
99 years old, shot to death screwing a broad by a jealous suitor.
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>>685179119
Seems like a long shot if your hope is to die by pegging.
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>>685182927
Ever feel like you're fated to suicide? My grandpa did and I look just like him and I guess I act just like him and he was unique amongst our family.
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>>685176046
In my sleep, just like my father, not screaming like his passengers.
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>>685176046
In hundreds of trillions of years when my atoms drift apart.
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In Battle. After an heroic feat. All Covered in blood, both my own and my enemies. Heavenly wounded. Suffering. Crying. A slow, painful death, in some muddy field covered in corpses. Forgotten.
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>>685183311
ok, i'll bite, unique how?
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>>685181877
Then I will take that terror.
I want to actually experience it, however shit it may be.
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>>685182531
>>685183089
Trust me faggots. She will not care. You died defending her? Who cares, she lived, you died, she can fuck your best friends without feeling guilty about it. That's about as far into her thoughts as you will go after you're gone.
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In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
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Tommorrow. some sort of natural disaster that kills everybody on earth instantly. 19 years is too damn long
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>>685183641
Dude... That fedora is just BOLTED onto your skull isn't it?
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>>685176046
>85 years old, sitting in my big ass boat fishing alone.
>Catch a world record sailfish and as I pull it up to take a photo.
>it impales me.
>Bleeding out with a smile on my face and hand on my dick.
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>>685183917
How do i overcome my feelings
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>>685184625
I must remember to die with a hand on my dick.
It sounds so nice
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I wanna get shot into space with no suit
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Making love to a succubus.
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In my sleep. Dont care what age
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>>685184785
Kill her, then fuck her dead corpse...
Alternatively, you could tell her that you want more.
You will fuck up the friendship, but there is a small chance you get more.
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>>685184804
Ye well I like being surrounded by semen
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>>685185284
As oppose to her living corpse
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a person sucking my liver out of my ass
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>>685185326
Who doesn't, my friend. Who doesn't
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>>685185284
I asked her that i want more she said she wants to keep the relationship we have aka just friends else it wont work out
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>>685185113
>making love
>succubus.

You fuck a succubus, you don't make love to it otherwise it will get bored you fedorafag
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I wanna die in a corner smoking a cigar waiting for my conscience to fade away
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Falling from an airplane mounting a bear full of explosives into a volcano wearing nothing but a hotdog suit and an eyepatxh
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>>685185505
Cheers mate. I got my hand on my dick and about to fall asleep. If I'm lucky I'm dead by the morning so atleast 1/2 things I hope for are done.
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>>685182531
>Anonymous 05/19/16(Thu)16:41:53 No.68518
what a pathetic way to go, dying out of "spite." grow a spine and look for a different girl if she doesn't want to fuck you.
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>>685177882
It won't matter you'll be dead. You can't look back and enjoy death
Retarded/10
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In combat
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>>685185741
This
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>>685185562
I am guessing the first option is still off the cards...
I don't know. Do you value your friendship?
Cos' you can just set an ultimatum.
All or nothing kind of deal.
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>>685183861
Doesn't matter. You cant nostalgia after you die.
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>>685185999
Wasted my trips .-.
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>>685176046
A billionaire
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>>685185875
So because I can't look back, it isn't worth experiencing?
Are you an actual retard?
I haven't met one before. This really is a special day.
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>>685185741
Won't matter. You'll still die forgotten. Also you pretty much just stole el machos death from despicable me 2. Gay.
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>>685182669
>electrons
>decompose
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>>685184785
First, don't listen to >>685185284 this faggot. Telling a bitch you want more than she is offering will never get you what you want. Most bitches know within 30 seconds of meeting you, if they would be willing to fuck you, and the longer they know you, the less likely it is they will ever change their minds.

You wanna overcome your feelings, get it through your skull that she was NOT perfect. Think about the shit she used to do that drove you fucking insane. I'm not talking about big shit that pissed you off once, and was over, I'm talking the little shit, leaving dirty socks in front of the couch, leaving half full cups all over the place (usually right where you're GOING to knock it over), telling you to pick a movie to watch, then complaining that she doesn't like that movie. Shit like that, shit that no matter how often you BEGGED her to stop doing, she adamantly refused. Your feelings on little things never mattered to her, you were simply a distraction until something better came along for her. Get THOSE memories up front, THAT idea through your head, and you will never think of her like your ultimate lost love again.
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>>685186024
.yea i do value our friendship but idk what to do
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>>685176679
Getting exploded is even better. You just stop existing in a fraction of a second. Terrorists are having the best deaths.
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making this world a better place
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>>685186471
i don't know shit about that kind of stuff, but doesn't literally everything (including electrons) decompose?
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>>685176046
pic 8/10
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>>685186071
Why is that important?
Obviously it doesn't matter.
Like, I don't want to die while having my balls cut off.
I wont be able to think back about how shit it was.
It would just be shit.
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>>685186259
It doesn't matter how you die. You can't look back at it. The ride is over. As soon as you die, you are forgotten. Planning for death is like being excited about what face you'll make at the ride attendant at the end of a rollercoaster. It doesn't matter. So yes, not being able to look back at your own death makes whatever you experience meaningless.
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>>685176046
fighting a dragon or something similar. like a wyvern.
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>>685179311

sauce
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>>685179126
Fuck...
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>>685186024
.yea i do value our friendship but idk what to do>>685186485
Fucking thank you anon
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a lot
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>>685185562
Congrats, you have just CEMENTED your ass in the friendzone for life. Honestly anon, cut her loose. walk away. do NOT contact her. She is a fucking nothing more than 110+ (im guessing she isnt a landwhale) TUMOR you're dragging around with you, EXCISE HER!
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>>685186591
Well your just going to feel like shit every time she goes out with someone else.
So, ti seems your friendship is fucked either way.
Go for broke. Tell her you want more.
If she says no, then stop seeing her.
You will feel shit for a while, but you will get over it.
The alternative is like constantly having a wound reopened
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>>685176046
In my sleep.
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>>685183391
TOP KEK
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>>685180769
the fuck is LC40
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>>685186814
All of life is meaningless.
I still want to do shit though.
I really don't understand your argument.
Why do you do stuff now, if it is ultimately meaningless?
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>>685186485
kek.
I would agree that listening to me is pretty fucking stupid
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I'll try to limit the contact with her over time thanks a lot
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>>685186976
Thanking me for which part?
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>>685176046
Sleeping
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>>685187705
Calling me a faggot, kek.
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>>685187705
For the wall of text but. I got your point i will repeat to myself erryday that she aint perfect and i will limit contact with her and try to overcome my feeligs and keep a lil friendship in between with 0 feelings
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>>685176046
Either going out in an extravagant way like explosions or gun battle, or the exact opposite peacefully in my sleep
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>>685187654
Not good enough. The second she feels her emotional validation (i.e. YOU) becoming aloof, or distancing themselves from her, she will usually do some shit to get that back, only to put you back on the shelf where she knows she can find you.

Walk away, cold turkey that shit. Cut her off like a mooching cousin who is crashing on your couch. Kick her to the curb, and move the fuck ON with your life. You will never be happy otherwise!
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>>685176046
cardiac arrest or stroke during orgasm in a FFFM foursome. sure it may scar the poor bitches for life but what the fuck to i care? i'm dead.
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>>685176046
Am I the only one that thinks about dying on a daily basis? Maybe it's because I'm young.
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Coked up, out of my mind with a machine gun in hand, shot in the back with a double barreled shotgun.

>say hello to my little friend
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>>685176046

Doing what I love, surfing a big wave like nazare or jaws and just getting smashed.
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Backflipping off a bridge with a rope around my neck (tied to the bridge too obviously) immediately after downing a Mt. Dew and Clorox cocktail.

Or be the first person to ever die of a marijuana overdose
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>>685188184
You have as much chance of that working for you as jet fuel has of melting steel beams.
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>>685185602
Anon succubus aren't like normal women.. They are demons that feed off your love for power so I'd imagine they'd rather make love then get fucked like a normie chick
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>>685188966
Be pretty shitty if the rope wasn't attached to the bridge.
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>>685183688
He was nervous and curious, while all his brothers and parents were plain country farmers. He went on to become a cop and impregnate a loli before an heroing
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I hold onto this idea for hope. Honestly our consciousness could be uploaded into a mainframe. Which wouldn't be that crazy since we are also going to have calculators in our brains soon enough. Maybe I'm born alittle too early. http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-03/achieving-immortality-russian-mogul-wants-begin-putting-human-brains-robots-and-soon
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>>685189851
Too early to be a mech pilot or a robot hive mind. Too late to be a raiding rapist. Why life.
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>>685189255
Would be shitty even if it was. Your brain will still be functioning for about half a minute after an effective decapitation. Imagine thoughts you'd have.
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>>685176046
Massive age-induced organ faliure
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>>685189851
That would be cool
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>>685189851
Also advanced in medical technology will start to extend life, maybe to the point where I could just barely squeeze into the the mainframe. Eat healthy guys, is very possible.
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>>685176046

Getting stabbed in the liver or shot in the stomach.
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>>685190065
How is that shitty?
You would get see what it is like to be decaffeinated...
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Ideally, it'd be in some big revolutionary act.

Realistically, I plan to top myself before I'm 60. Probably by jumping off something, preferably out of a plane.

I'd also take signing up for a one way trip to Mars.
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>>685190342
NEVER!
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>>685190065
It supposed to feel like your falling, the things in your ears for balance get all fucked up. You get super dizzy and your esophagus gasps for air but just pushes blood in your mouth. I saw about it on the science channel.
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>>685190342
Dunno about you, but I don't want to experience the pure terror.
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Gunfight. Preferably with me shooting back.
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>>685190065
It's a proven fact your brain still functions after your decaffinated. I mean have you seen a video of that shit? It's depressingly obvious their still alive and thinking.
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>>685176046
at the young age of 3000... make that 4000, 5000, 10000... 100.000... 10.000.......
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>>685190653
Wow that's fucking edgy m8. I wouldn't go 2 days without caffeine
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>>685190653
Terror is just a few letters away from terrific.
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>>685190751
You call that shit functioning? I was decaffeinated a few months ago. Shit's no way to be.
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Terminal orgasm
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>>685190751
I remember one time I saw someone get decaffeinated. It wasn't pretty. They've never bean the same.
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>>685190653
The idea of death is kind of thrilling in my opinion. Just being thrown into an ethereal state.
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>>685190818
>>685190751
Epic jokes, friend.
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>>685190945
>bean
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I wanna die from jumping off the Empire State Building dressed as bat man/superman and land I front of a 4-8 yr old
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>>685176046
I don't really care about the way of death in any way or form... nah scrach that, as slow as possible, anything beats not existing
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>>685186485
Good advice, right here
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>>685176046
Fucking. I want to die from instantly from over-gratification while fucking.
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>>685191390
With your dick out right?
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>>685191390
Why not land onto kid instead?
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I Want To Die Fighting Commies In Third Korean War.
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>>685176046
I want to die fist fighting 5 john cena clones in a massive carnival in the middle of the desert
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>>685191395
Anon you would seriously regret the decision. What if I broke your arm with sledge hammer and started stomping it? Fuck that, I'd like to avoid as long as possible and then die in my sleep. Or on a nuke, nuke sounds good.
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>>685176046
of old age in my mothers arms
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Hang myself with Cheese wire, after super gluing my hands to my head, so it looked like i ripped my own head off
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>>685191974
Beta faggot.
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>>685191786
So fight John cena at burning man and look like massive pussy when he accidently kills you in a kamora choke?
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>>685192038
Nice idea
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>>685192038
Had someone actually did that?
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>>685182681
You mean : slow and painful death caused by radiation ?
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>>685191459
Thanks anon. I had a woman I had been with for a decade, had children with, and supported single handedly walk out on me. I spent 6 months trying to drink myself to death. Then those thoughts hit. I don't miss her, and now I'm happier when I go see my kinds, cus I don't have to look at her like the one that got away.
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>>685176046
I would not like to die.
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>>685192038
Like the scene from King Kong vs. Godzilla when the chink hangs from some weird super twine he made in his basement..? He like swings around outside the building, it's cheesey as shit
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In battle, and may my spirit be taken to valhalla by the beautifull valkyries, where i will fight and drink till ragnarok.
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>>685176679
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>>685192570
Yeah and lift weights and fuck big meaty bitches afterward with a massive feast afterward? Honestly an afterlife could exist. Religion says it and string theory makes it possible.
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>>685192134
technically, I won't look like a pussy because the carnival will be abandoned, so noone will get to see my final moments
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>>685192570
You should join isis, they're all about gloryfying death.
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Jumping off of the worlds tallest building when I each the age of 60, 30 if I dont get anything one with my life so it could be peaceful for the few seconds and a bitch to clean up for anyone else.
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>>685176046
Not alone
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>>685192858
Except for the one black girl with weaves shouting "WORLDSTAR NIGGA THIS GOING ONTO A SERIES OF TUBES NIGGA". So yah, everybody would see you get rekt.
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>>685192858
You mean the whopping 45seconds it takes Cena to remove your jaw from your head?
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>>685192570
Så er vi to, broder. Valhal venter os!
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>>685176046

To quote Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
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>>685193107
My sides have achieved orbit
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>>685193094
If niggers ruin my death, I'll crawl from my fucking grave and cut out some bed sheets and head over to the nearest KFC
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>>685176046
Getting head from that thing
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>>685193107
He can't remove my jaw, if I show up to the rumble jawless think outside the box anon
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>>685193555
Trips say you won't.
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>>685176046
Age 72. Shot by a jealous husband.
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>>685193646
/thread
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>>685193309
I don't speak anything other than english and dutch, but may we meet in valhalla brother! Skal!
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>>685193675
It's a sign, anon. From this day forth, I am sigger nigger zombie kigger
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>>685183391
lmao
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>>685193993
Excuse you anon but..
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I would prefer not to.

That said I wouldn;t mind dying even painfully, if it was while I was doing something dramatic. Alternately, die laughing.
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>>685194203
It's not funny or witty faggot stfu
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>>685193951
Ah, my bad - skål min ven!
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>>685194220
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>>685176046
Not alone
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>>685176046
kicking, clawing, and screaming. I want my life to be pried from me.
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>>685193059
>>685194791
You two can go die together then
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>>685176046
Old, in my bed, with a with a young woman's mouth around my cock.
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>>685195137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOKs5XlnaU0&ab_channel=NickMilliner
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