I would like to die by having my entire head being blown to pieces.
Have you ever seen that video where this guy is executed by having a massive canon fired at his head?
I want that.
I want to look down the barrel, and be alive one second and dead in the next.
I just don't want to die in my sleep.
i want my electrons to decompose at the end of the universe.
Same as my granddad, hanging from a door with a belt around my neck, a pair of panties soaked in amyl nitrate over my head and a sharpie in my pooper... is there really any other way to go?
...Well either that or bit in the face by a cobra, either is good!
In Battle. After an heroic feat. All Covered in blood, both my own and my enemies. Heavenly wounded. Suffering. Crying. A slow, painful death, in some muddy field covered in corpses. Forgotten.
Trust me faggots. She will not care. You died defending her? Who cares, she lived, you died, she can fuck your best friends without feeling guilty about it. That's about as far into her thoughts as you will go after you're gone.
>85 years old, sitting in my big ass boat fishing alone.
>Catch a world record sailfish and as I pull it up to take a photo.
>it impales me.
>Bleeding out with a smile on my face and hand on my dick.
First, don't listen to >>685185284 this faggot. Telling a bitch you want more than she is offering will never get you what you want. Most bitches know within 30 seconds of meeting you, if they would be willing to fuck you, and the longer they know you, the less likely it is they will ever change their minds.
You wanna overcome your feelings, get it through your skull that she was NOT perfect. Think about the shit she used to do that drove you fucking insane. I'm not talking about big shit that pissed you off once, and was over, I'm talking the little shit, leaving dirty socks in front of the couch, leaving half full cups all over the place (usually right where you're GOING to knock it over), telling you to pick a movie to watch, then complaining that she doesn't like that movie. Shit like that, shit that no matter how often you BEGGED her to stop doing, she adamantly refused. Your feelings on little things never mattered to her, you were simply a distraction until something better came along for her. Get THOSE memories up front, THAT idea through your head, and you will never think of her like your ultimate lost love again.
i don't know shit about that kind of stuff, but doesn't literally everything (including electrons) decompose?
Why is that important?
Obviously it doesn't matter.
Like, I don't want to die while having my balls cut off.
I wont be able to think back about how shit it was.
It would just be shit.
It doesn't matter how you die. You can't look back at it. The ride is over. As soon as you die, you are forgotten. Planning for death is like being excited about what face you'll make at the ride attendant at the end of a rollercoaster. It doesn't matter. So yes, not being able to look back at your own death makes whatever you experience meaningless.
Congrats, you have just CEMENTED your ass in the friendzone for life. Honestly anon, cut her loose. walk away. do NOT contact her. She is a fucking nothing more than 110+ (im guessing she isnt a landwhale) TUMOR you're dragging around with you, EXCISE HER!
Well your just going to feel like shit every time she goes out with someone else.
So, ti seems your friendship is fucked either way.
Go for broke. Tell her you want more.
If she says no, then stop seeing her.
You will feel shit for a while, but you will get over it.
The alternative is like constantly having a wound reopened
For the wall of text but. I got your point i will repeat to myself erryday that she aint perfect and i will limit contact with her and try to overcome my feeligs and keep a lil friendship in between with 0 feelings
Not good enough. The second she feels her emotional validation (i.e. YOU) becoming aloof, or distancing themselves from her, she will usually do some shit to get that back, only to put you back on the shelf where she knows she can find you.
Walk away, cold turkey that shit. Cut her off like a mooching cousin who is crashing on your couch. Kick her to the curb, and move the fuck ON with your life. You will never be happy otherwise!
cardiac arrest or stroke during orgasm in a FFFM foursome. sure it may scar the poor bitches for life but what the fuck to i care? i'm dead.
Am I the only one that thinks about dying on a daily basis? Maybe it's because I'm young.
Doing what I love, surfing a big wave like nazare or jaws and just getting smashed.
Backflipping off a bridge with a rope around my neck (tied to the bridge too obviously) immediately after downing a Mt. Dew and Clorox cocktail.
Or be the first person to ever die of a marijuana overdose
I hold onto this idea for hope. Honestly our consciousness could be uploaded into a mainframe. Which wouldn't be that crazy since we are also going to have calculators in our brains soon enough. Maybe I'm born alittle too early. http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-03/achieving-immortality-russian-mogul-wants-begin-putting-human-brains-robots-and-soon
Also advanced in medical technology will start to extend life, maybe to the point where I could just barely squeeze into the the mainframe. Eat healthy guys, is very possible.
Getting stabbed in the liver or shot in the stomach.
Ideally, it'd be in some big revolutionary act.
Realistically, I plan to top myself before I'm 60. Probably by jumping off something, preferably out of a plane.
I'd also take signing up for a one way trip to Mars.
It supposed to feel like your falling, the things in your ears for balance get all fucked up. You get super dizzy and your esophagus gasps for air but just pushes blood in your mouth. I saw about it on the science channel.
I Want To Die Fighting Commies In Third Korean War.
Anon you would seriously regret the decision. What if I broke your arm with sledge hammer and started stomping it? Fuck that, I'd like to avoid as long as possible and then die in my sleep. Or on a nuke, nuke sounds good.
Hang myself with Cheese wire, after super gluing my hands to my head, so it looked like i ripped my own head off
So fight John cena at burning man and look like massive pussy when he accidently kills you in a kamora choke?
Thanks anon. I had a woman I had been with for a decade, had children with, and supported single handedly walk out on me. I spent 6 months trying to drink myself to death. Then those thoughts hit. I don't miss her, and now I'm happier when I go see my kinds, cus I don't have to look at her like the one that got away.
Like the scene from King Kong vs. Godzilla when the chink hangs from some weird super twine he made in his basement..? He like swings around outside the building, it's cheesey as shit
Yeah and lift weights and fuck big meaty bitches afterward with a massive feast afterward? Honestly an afterlife could exist. Religion says it and string theory makes it possible.
Jumping off of the worlds tallest building when I each the age of 60, 30 if I dont get anything one with my life so it could be peaceful for the few seconds and a bitch to clean up for anyone else.
Getting head from that thing
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