Alright, /b/, a serious question between all the porn and ylyl

If our personalities are alike. One of my red flags is if a girl has a princess complex, but that's only something I look for to see who not to date.

Oh, and I like big tits.

I personally love smart girls, and good sense of humor.
And big tits too.

Athletic body, small Tits smart and fun to be around

>>685173113

She has to have the same kind of humor as me, and some of the same hobbies.

Look wise? Really slender body and long hair

A tomboy. Seriously my previous gf wasn't afraid of getting dirty. She would perform basic maintenance on her car. Nothing sexier then a girl with a bit of motor oil on her

>>685174380

"Smart" is a bit of a relative term, but I get it. Dumb chicks are awful.

I think what it comes down to is maturity. Some people pretend to be more mature than they actually are and get married between the ages of 19 and 23. Those are the years when you should be focusing on other commitments and not just someone else.

I like girls who can tolerate me

I like girls who make 10/10 sandwiches when I ask them to

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>>685175594

how does it feel to be single forever?

>>685175812
Pretty good not gonna lie

OP here

I personally love a woman who can take care of herself very well (can be independent), but this only relates to dominance in the relationship. Or atleast sgared dominance between me and her.
She should be adventurous and artistic.

Also, a little bit hairy on her legs and under her armpits. Makes her really feel like a dominant being.

>>685176285
Too bad you're a faggot

They've gotta like some of the same things as me, not be an idiot, not totally ugly, and someone I enjoy spending time with.

>>685176406
Thanks

>>685175812

You make a good point. I see relationships where the guy is completely taking advantage of his girlfriend and she puts up with it because he's a skinny stoner.

If I'm honest, I don't blame guys like that. I'd do that if smoked weed and lost a bunch of weight. I blame the girls for having terrible taste in men.

What if you're not into women? I myself am a chickensexual, I could jerk to those sexy feathers every day!

For some reason I like girls who are mentally fucked.
Schizophrenia level, fucked.

THE most valuable trait is that she willingly cuckolds me.

She has to have a passion or aspiration.

Also nothing cuter than a killer smile

>>685177588

It's a bad idea to fetishise mental instability.

I've yet to meet a bipolar girl who is a decent person.

>>685178149
Not a fetish, not sexual at all.
I find mental illnesses to be fascinating.
A completely different way of viewing life.
Bipolar is a bit boring. Too normal.

>>685178782
Whats you thing then?

I suppose a more general trait is that she has a personality that fills my personalities' flaws with hers strong points and I fill her flaws with my strong points.

>>685173113
Healthy dose of cynicism like myself, intelligent, and I geuss attractiveness for a jumping off point, but not the common definition of a blond bimbo either.

>>685178891
Schizophrenia, multiple personalities and stuff.
I should just say, I am talking about people are of average intelligence or higher

>>685178782

Whatever works for you, then. I couldn't handle a chick who could flip her shit whenever her brain chemistry takes a turn for the worse.

>>685179444
Well this is based on theory.
I have never actually been with anyone that crazy yet

>>685173113
For me are the eyes mannn her eyesss !!
U know those blue pearl eyes that look damn into ur soul mate , i die for a girl like that

Damaged Goods?

>>685179687

I've dated that I would have diagnosed with Borderline Personality disorder (but I dropped out of college, because I'm a loser). I swear BPD is just feminine sociopathy. She stole my Xbox 360 out of jealousy because I spent more time with it. I got it back, but I also dumped jer two days later.

>>685173113

My girlfriend's special trait is that we're different but we also agree on some things. I guess if you're looking for a girl be sure she's different but also similar so you're interested.

Honesty and a sense of humor

>>685180814
GF has this

>>685180814
No, the female version of sociopathy is sociopathy.
BPD does sound quite fun though.

>>685181163
How is it?

>>685176770
Lol I was that poor girl until recently and now he's a Gucci model rip

>>685173113
not being a cunt basically
I need a grill who has some sort of disorder that makes her less female mentally, cant stand social lying deceiving cunts
good think women look attractive huh, we'd be rekt otherwise

>>685181543

You win some you lose some.

>>685181163
>>685181529
I have BPD. It isn't fun.

>>685173113
My current partner is a very intelligent woman. I value her honesty and loaylty highly as well, but without her intelligence the relationship wouldn't be as complex and I'd hate that.

>>685181529
She can be cold like the coldest sometimes

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She's gotta have small tits so when I hug her I'm closer to her heart. Pic unrelated

you know what would be nice
a loving kuudere or dandere gf

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>>685181949
I can give more deets if wanted?

>>685182048

I don't speak weeaboo. Could someone translate?

>>685181723
I imagine it wouldn't be.
Not many mental disorders are.
They are interesting, however

>>685173113
She should know how to use her.. Personality.

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NOT BEING FAKE

>>685173113
I always found when a gf acts in a motherly manner that it is the most attractive thing a woman can do. And I'm not even close with my mom.

By motherly I mean helping someone, being compassionate, being loyal, loving family, responsible, etc. It's so many thing wrapped in one that it's hard to explain exactly but that's it for me

>>685182236
google it you faggot
do you know where we are?
4chan is an ANIME IMAGE BOARD
based on the japanese 2chan
we were all weebs until you newfags came along

>>685181949
Yeah, I can imagine

>>685179257
So you'd like to have your neck slit while you're asleep, because a voice in her head was compelling enough? I understand insanely intelligent, but this is not an interesting or different view on life.

>>685182231
Sure, go ahead

>>685173113
Actual fag reporting in.
The thing I value most in a woman is the ability to avoid associating with or being trailer trash. Doesn't matter what gender you are, really; if your cousin is a romantic interest for you or if your idea of a fun afternoon is sitting on a dumpster and gossiping to your methed out cunt crew about who just got pregnant and what the Kardashians are doing, then do the rest of us a favor and choke on your father's limp cock.

>>685182518
There are down sides, yes.
But nobody is perfect

>>685173113
A good, dark sense of humor.

For me it's just somebody who i can be myself around, who likes me for who i am.

My wife is not ugly, but also not particularly attractive. That shit doesn't matter either way.

I literally gave no fucks about her initially, so I just acted like my regular old self. I didn't censor my language, and I didn't clean up my shitty apartment when she said she was coming over. When she didn't run for the hills I was awestruck. As i got to know her, shit got better and better. She's a decent starcraft player, and her dad is SUPER fucking into star trek. She doesn't play stupid chick games and has a great body once she gets her clothes off.

She's also not perfect. She's a complete slob but the positive outweighs the negative. I'll clean up after a chick who actually likes WoW and wants to go to Blizzcon. It's pretty sweet!

I like tall girls with good smiles. I also have a thing for girls that play hard to get, IDK I just like to work for it

>>685182543
She can be seriously cold over stupid things also she gets angry quick and she sometimes does things i believe put of impulse which is shit but still im faithful and try my best not to do any annoying shit

>>685183015

Sounds like you made it.

>>685173113
Stuck between loyalty and small, petite body.

sandwich

>>685183124
People with BPD are apparently unable to regulate there emotions.
Sounds tough, for both of you

>>685183514
She finds it tough but im loyal to a fault and i work with it. Life aint built easy

>>685173113
I like modesty/pureness/nonsluttiness, shyness and loyalty above everything else

i mean you really cant expect loyalty from a whore that dresses in mini skirts crop tops and shit like that.

>>685183015
I wish I could find someone I could be my exact self with. I'm very clumsy and weird as fuck. An example, I like to read about random shit on wikipedia for hours, like door handles or plastic.

>>685184003
Best of luck to both of you.

>>685173113

Without talking to her

>no tattoos
>wide hips and a nice booty

Talking to her

>intelligence
>lack of confidence

>>685173113 A big, round, firm ass, that's what I always check first, then personality I guess. Pretty girls don't turn me on so much.

>>685184271
That sounds like autism

>>685185257
>>685184271
This guy is right. You are autistic.

>>685182771
But the downside isn't that she is jealous or comparing your dick to a bottle while with her girlfriends, the downside is a destruction of your property, car, injury, or even death. What is so alluring to you on this? I don't think you would want that in practice. Not after one crazy fit that is.

Post-mortem

>>685184271
Kek you want your girlfriend to accept your autism m8?

>>685185257
>>685185622
>>685186080
Far from autistic. I do this shit in my private, free time.

>>685173113
I prefer women who are interesting and expose me to new ideas, experiences and lifestyles. I've dated vegans and women from other countries and vapid raver chicks and hard-working teachers with their shit together.

Life is too short to not try new things. I like women who share that viewpoint and want to share their interests and my interests.

>>685175339
Definitely this. I find that a mid-20s chick with a fair amount of baggage (drugs, molestation, that kind of shit) is rather ideal... Still some hope but learned early how fucked life really is.

>>685186221
"Ha ha jokes on him I only get fucked by men in private so I am not a faggot"

>>685186984
>I find that a mid-20s chick with a fair amount of baggage (drugs, molestation, that kind of shit) is rather ideal...
Fucking same. Why is that for you, though?

>>685186690

I agree.

A lot of people here slut shame, but there is a lot to learn from dating a real whore. She was crazy in bed, and really easy going. She was a dumb whore, but she was nice.

>>685186221
So you are a part time autist?

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You do know that to get an attractive woman you too need to be attractive.

Stanky feet and a good sense of humor.

>>685187356
I think it really shapes their mentality. Young girls with no trauma expect everything to be sunshine and rainbows and don't really understand the amount of effort and emotion that needs to be risked in life. They have unrealistic or just naïve goals.

Young women who have gone through serious shit understand that life isn't perfect. They are usually depressed and/or anxious and rightfully so. But they still persevere. They still work towards a better future for themselves, even if they want nothing more than just to die. It's pretty inspirational tbh.

>>685188748
Lol nice b8 m8. But if you believe that you're a fucking virgin.

>>685188748
No you don't.
I will concede that it does help, though

>>685173113
If they're nice and pretty, they can be a joy to hang around. Also I can't fuck a man.

>>685189003
The first paragraph just described this entire site.

>>685173113
I go for somebody uglier so they won't think they can do better than me. And they have to have more money than me.

Honesty, sense of humor ,and loyalty. When it comes to looks I like a good smile and some what fit look you don't have to be skinny but it's gotta look like she puts an effort in. Bonus if she has big tits but beggars can't be choosers.

>>685189003
Samefagging.

I also think it makes them more interesting. Peeling back the layers of what terrible shit happened to them is pretty exciting to me, though that might make me a terrible person.

They also usually have more respect for themselves, though that's not always the case. They at least have drawn a line somewhere with behavior they won't tolerate. They are more self-aware and understand their emotions better, even if those emotions control and overwhelm them. I dunno. I've just really always had the best relationships with girls that have experienced trauma of some sort. Probably partially because I'm fucked up. But I also do feel kinda disconnected because I haven't really suffered in any major way, besides chronic depression that I'm pretty good at dealing with (usually).

>>685189113
I've never seen an ugly fuck with an attractive woman. Have you?

Basically my current gf though I wish she had a bigger ass and complained less

>>685189357
The entire American population would work, too. Aside from the many traumatized ones. Probably most of Western society. The whole concept of waiting until you're 18 to have any independence or responsibility has really stunted us as a species.

>>685190037
Yes...

>>685190037
If you're going to be sarcastic over the Internet, you need to make it slightly more obvious. Otherwise you sound like you might actually believe that shit.

>>685190458
I'm not being sarcastic though. I've legit never seen an ugly fuck with an attractive, hot woman. I've seen fat guys with hot women, but they had money or had somewhat of an attractive face.

They've gotta be funny as fuck

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literally nothing better on Earth than a cute girl with a pretty smile and huge tits

>>685190856
Really? Wow, fuck is pretty damn funny...
I usually go for funny as hell.
I guess I have low standards...

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>>685190660
Sorry, this is the best example I could find on short notice. She's a lot better in person, 8/10 at least. Great body and personality.

He's not the ugliest guy in the world, but definitely hitting above his weight with this one. I've seen much more disparity but no one I have on FB.

>>685192189

They're just an average couple. Not ugly, not strikingly attractive.

>>685173113
I love women that are smart, funny, meek, willing to speak up, and have a great sense of humor. Also, small or medium tits. I like petite women.

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Intelligence, but I also have a muscle fetish. Not female Arnie type women but right below total bodybuilder. Pic is an example.

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>>685173113
First and foremost: Smart.

If you're going to stay with her, she better be able to keep up.

Bonus: She's smarter than you, and you have to keep up.

Smart =/= Intelligence
Knowledge can be learned, but having all the pieces does not solve a puzzle.
Being smart, to me, is the ability to put them together.

the rest are just attributes that rank one over the next

>>685173113

Physically, I like slim girls with big tits, long hair and a pretty face. But honestly, the most important is that she's fun to be around and has values.

When it comes to the appearance of a potential gf, all that matters is that "I'd hit it". Since there are a lot of chicks I'd hit, this is usually not really an issue. Finding a girl that's not just someone you deal with to get pussy on a regular basis, but an actual addition to your life: That's a different story.

I really do feel that in my current relationship though. She's an immense support in everything I do and at times I swear she knows me better than I know myself. Always got my back, but still trying to get me out of my comfort zone every once in a while. It's a bit cliche, but in a good relationship, one and one should equal three. That's more important than tits.

>>685188748
>>685190037

this is why you will only date ugly chubbers

>>685193927
By definition you got smart and intelligence mixed up, but I agree with you.

>>685173113
>What makes a woman special for you, personally?

I like it when they have a soul and are capable of accepting responsibility, which is uncommon now days. I'll just chill with my doge, thanks.

Being down to earth and caring more about meaningful things and less about material stuff.

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>>685194183
prolly all da kush in my brain right now

but I appreciate that someone else understands this concept.

Seriously, a girl who gets, and cracks her own witty jokes- biggest turn on ever

One who is a bit of a tomboy

>>685194770
Also if they are pretty dumb, it wouldn't be hard to make them smarter. It'll allow for a quicker learning process and, in turn, make listening to her speak tolerable and after a certain point enjoyable.

>>685190660
I saw one a while ago. Some, Fat acne ridden jontron look alike with a nigger nose with some 5'3 qt3.14 white grill. I think they broke up 2 months later, but at least its something

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>>685195524
>mfw not fat, acne ridden, or jontron look alike with a nigger nose

>mfw 5'4" manlet tho

i-is there still hope?

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Tldr
Also roll for luck.

>>685195524

I know a scrawny-ass 4/10 guy who's dating a fitness crazed 8/10, although they have been a couple for years, which leads me to believe she became hot later on and he managed to stick around.

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Rooling

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This girl is my 10/10

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Rolls for luck.

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Rolling

>>685195869
Well, this thread was enjoyable.