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have you ever killed an animal?

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have you ever killed an animal?
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>>685142345
Killed a seagull with a spade when u was younger
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>>685142345
I bonked a squirrel on the head with a potato for digging up my god damn plants and he died
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>>685142345

15 months korangal valley / afghanistan. so yes.
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hit a seagull in the head with the blunt side of pic related.
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A mountain lion, badgers, coyotes, foxes, skunks, chickens, ducks, and turkeys. Lived on a poultry farm as a kid.
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>>685142345
yes but nor for fun.
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>>685142345
I shot a beaver not long ago, 12g buckshot
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>>685143451
fired a slingshot into the back of a seagulls neck snapping it.
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>>685143742
I have also have picked off many feral cats .22 scoped
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>>685142345
Deer, Turkey, Squirrel during hunting and I ate the meat they provided

Dogs, snakes, groundhogs protecting myself and livestock and property
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Yup
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once i stomped the shit out of an ant
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>>685142345
Loads of turtles eating my fish in pond
Rabbits birds hogs
Welcome to Texas
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Rabbits and deer all the time.
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Anybody who feels the need to take a life for fun is a 2nd class human.
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>>685144733
no you're confused what you're talking about is niggers.
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im being ip traced right now, i dont kill animals but i do kill threads on /b/ because of it..


watch..
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>>685144627
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>>685142818

He fucked a goat so hard in the ass it died.
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I slay pussy erry' day.
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>>685144733
>Hunting is purely recreational
Stay in your city you faggot
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Killed a few weeaboos.
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2 white tails with a bow last year and a shit ton of ducks
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>>685142345
yes, yes i have
> be me, 26 years old
> have had a dog since i was 12
> my dog chip was 13 when he passed, which means this happend last year
> chip had a big tumor growing in his chest
> found out he was not going to make it
> figured i would just make the best of it
> continued life as normal until i could see and feel that chip was in pain
> bring shovel, rifle, and a big ass steak and go with my chippy out to his favourite place to play out in the woods
> play with him for the whole day until it started to get dark, then i gave him the steak
> chip was as happy as ever
> shot chip as he finished his steak
> buried chip as this very location

now, you would think this is a sad story but to me it is by far the best memory i have. knowing that i prevented my best friend from suffering for months until he slowly faded away. now i know chip passed away the happiest dog on the planet, never got a new dog and will never get one
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When I was a kid I had a pet crab named Mr. Krabs. I fed it kool-aid and it was dead the next day
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I Shot a black kid. I'm selling the gun right now.
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>>685146019
well done
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2 niggers
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>>685142345
na, well insects and and some fish

watched the vet kill my dog RIP doge
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>>685147152
Chip would want you to get a new dog though. Consider a shelter rescue.
>Chip's lifelong work taking care of you must continue
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>>685142345
I've killed a mouse my dog attacked, wounded and didn't finish. Bashed its head in with a rock but I fucked up and it ran around in a circle fucking screaming. Pulped it in a panic.
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>>685148174
>vet killed my dog
You brought him/her there.
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>>685147887
kek
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>>685142345
Stupid question, everyone did ... you already do when you your skin. OP is a stupid murrican
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I work in a slaughter house. Killed a couple of million of chickens by now.
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Ran over a pigeon last week. Only regret is there weren't more of them. Damn rats with wings.
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>>685148849
Neat, how is it done?
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>>685148813
>you your skin

Wtf?
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That's depends...do you consider people are animals?
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>>685148813
>lern5speel
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>>685149031
Slit their throat and have them bleed out.
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>>685142345
Yup killed a bout 6000 Iraqi Republican guard troops in operation desert fox
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>>685149051
Probably meant washing your skin. But microscopic bitches ain't animals.
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>>685149228
How many at a time?
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>>685148813
OP is a stupid euro cuck who can't into english.
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>>685143688
this
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>>685149399
The only thing OP was missing was a capitalized H.
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i fap e'ryday
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>>685149323
Around 20-30 chickens a minute.
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>>685145912
That cow has some fucked up horns.
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>>685149665
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........................................................................
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Yep lots of shit.

Shot a coyote with a .338 ultra mag. Once, Fuckin blew the hind quarter off the thing and it was still alive trying to crawl away. It was fucked up lol obviously went and finished it off but Holy shit did it ever explode
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Yes VC
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>>685144733
Nice b8 faggot
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>>685150024
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>>685149572
Do you like chicken?
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>>685142345
Hunters, killers of animals and nature, are disgusting.
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>>685147152
Where are you from annon?
Here vets kill animals with terminal cancer with morfine.
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>>685150326
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>>685150277
I like eating them. Eating popcorn chicken right now.
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>>685150326
I guess you don't really eat.
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>>685150276
What's edgy about it?
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>>685150326
:D
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>>685150674
Your whole post. You could've just said "i shot whatever". But then try to go into detail, along with the "lol".
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>>685151403
I think someone's Jimmies are rustled. Cry more faggot
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Yes, I did. And I'm not proud of it.
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>>685151576
I feed mice, rabbits & pigs to animals everyday. I just thought your faggot post was really try-hard. Which is was.
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>>685152114
*it
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>>685151403
Hey, when you shoot things properly you just put a hole in it and it dies. What happened with him was pretty neat one way or another.
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>>685152114
Tell me when's calfing season then?
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>>685142345

Yes, shot many deer, 1 elk, 1 antelope, lots of coyotes, tons of prairie dogs, lots of geese, ducks, pheasants, and doves.
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>>685152114
All herbivore animals
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A squirel when I was like 10, with a pellet gun. Felt awful about it, still do.

Hit 3 or 4 birds with car, don't care much

Hit a cat with car not sure I killed it, might feel bad

hit deer with car, brokew its hind legs, department of lands and forrest killed it

Hit coyote with car, not sure if it lived

Killed many thousands of lobsters for work, don't even feel bad
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One time I mag dumped at a racun in the middle of the night and found it four days later across the road.
Another time I shot a grouse with my sks
that's it
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ITT: Edge.
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killed a frog with a rock

almost killed a duck with a little plank

also probably poisoned several animals
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>>685152373
>feed mice, rabbits & pigs TO animals
Back to school anon
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I shot a squirl with an air rifle but it wasn't dead so I just left it there to bleed out.
It was funny watching it flail about and shit.
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>>685152775
ur on /b/ m8 its all aboot the edg
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>>685149665
kek
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>>685142345
A dog, but I don't wanna talk about it
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>>685152305
What?
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>>685152885
Works at a zoo maybe. Dipshit
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>>685153832
pls do
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>>685152885
hears the grammar nasi
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>>685142345
yes, deer, moose and grouse is fucking delicious

especially moose
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>>685143575
disgusting.
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>>685149051
I am my skin okay?
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>>685142345
I once killed a frog with a stick. I felt bad after it so never did it again.
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Oddly enough, no, but I've killed people
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>>685144972
kek
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>>685142345
i once shot a squirrel in the head with a shotgun and a woodpecker by accident (it was in a group of doves) with said shotgun...
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>>685142345
I've killed a couple of injured pigeons. Better to put them out of their misery but I always feel like a dirt bag after doing it.
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I've shot a few squirrels and birds <in season fuck off cops> because they fuck with my garden. I've also killed house mice because they're cunts -- usually by drowning, as it is the fastest and most humane way that doesn't involve me shooting it and putting possible pneumonic plague or hantavirus aerosols into the air around me. I don't kill non-venomous snakes, but on the off-hand chance I see a rattler or copperhead in my back yard, I'll take its head off with a spade. Other than rodents and snakes though, which are relatively insignificant in the public eye, the only animal I've killed was a pitbull because his owner set him on me. Luckily I made it out of that situation unharmed.
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Accidentally killed my guinea pig. Was cleaning the room the GP was in and I moved it's bigass cage near a window and left it there overnight because I forgot...it was like 5 celsius outside and the window was slightly opened. It got pneumonia and was dead in the morning, later that day I put the body in a shoe box, buried it in my backyard and made a make-shift cross because back then I believed in God like a fucking retard
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Plenty of them
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The first thing I ever shot was a bb gun. The first time I ever shot the bb gun I shot at a bird. The bb went through both of its eyes, no joke. I haven't shot an animal after that except to put down my friends pit bull, bc he got ran over by a truck which broke every single one of his legs to pieces.
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>>685156759
hehe same thing happened here when i was young. I took my pellet rifle and aimed, one handed, at a bird in the back edge of my yard about a half a football field away. I pulled the trigger expecting to hit the ground or my fence and scare it off, but nope. I somehow managed to make that pellet go in one eye and out the fucking other.

Haven't shot at a bird jokingly ever since. I almost feel as if something made me land that nearly impossible shot to teach me a lesson.
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>>685142818
You butchered a goat?
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>>685156968
>>685156746
Foxes are too cute, I could never shoot one. Just about anything else is fair game tho
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>>685147152
NIce story
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>>685149572
YOU IN LIVEHANG NIGGA? SO AM I. WHICH TYSONS YOU WORK AT??
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>>685142345
I drowned a fly by clipping it's wings with a peg and placing it under very shallow water so it could die in frustration (if flies even posses the intelligence to think coherent thoughts) knowing that if there wasn't a peg attached to it's wings it could have escaped, however it thrashed and thrashed until it pulled it's wings off, luckily by this time it was probably in shock and couldn't make it out the water.

Oh and I also killed a lizard while I was on holiday by accidentally crushing it under a rock.
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>>685144278
underrated post.
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>>685142345
Bagged this beauty back in Detroit
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>>685155438
For clarity's sake, 15 years British Army, Green Jackets from 1998-2008 then Rifles from 2008-2013
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>>685157506
Topkek
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>>685144733

I agree with this. Hunting for the sake of it is stupid as fuck. If you have a situation involving population control, finances (selling meat or whatever in a country where hunting and selling is required without proper supermarkets or an area like this) that's a different story. To just shoot something for no reason other than sport or to pointlessly shoot something is stupid AF.
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>>685157693

inb4 food.

If you're in a first world country there's a damn good chance you can buy meat for cheap at Walmart or even get good cuts of it nearby.
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>>685157506
Holy shit it took someone that long to say this, fucking Christ /b/ has changed
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Bumped a roe deer one night with my car. Did put it out of its misery with a knife and wrapped in a tarp. Threw it in the trunk. Got one of my mates to skin it and process the meat. Made some shashlik later. Wasn't the best meat I've had, but pretty decent.
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>>685157890
Why shouldn't I be able to get my some of my meat through hunting?
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