You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americuck
> I don't clap at the end of a movie in a theatre
Maldita sea me cago en todos los gringos de mierda
Not a Yuropoor.
I dont need a rascal to walk outside
Once upon a time in fuckyoubitchvillemericacatholicsST. there was a stupid bitch by the name of (F/N). She liked penis in her butt because she was actually a he but everytime a pronoun was missused there would be a thirty second hold on the population and everyone would hold hands and march around the rainbow flag chanting "All Homo" while the vibrators in their ass would buzz to the national anthem "Fuck you if you're straight". Everyone would then complain about how their gay marriage was ruined because people clapped after the kiss, showing rabid sexism towards women and how clapping needed to stop because it hurt the gays. Two straight black slaves would then (F/N) onto a stage where she would speak to the general public about how the gays weren't being given their rights. After the ceremony, (F/N) would then go and get married and complain about labels everywhere because labels are bad. She would then rip her penis off and turn it into a dicksword while simoltaneously ripping off both balls and turning them into grenades. (F/N) would look at the weapons in her hands and proclaim that they were now a gender. Logging onto tumblr, the best website ever and the only website able to exist because everything else was promoting hate speech and violence, (F/N) posted about how she was being oppresed by straight people because they said that gay marriage was legal when clearly they had said that gay marriage was legal. With nothing else to complain about, (F/N) then began to practice the wrist violin, post it to tumblr, and fell into a deep sleep, induced by the depression medicine she took because (F/N) was depressed from the amount of hate she had gotten from all the sexist and oppressing matters in the world today.
Also, fuck you I'm spiderman.