Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
And catfood? Huh, that's a funny bird you've been raising there.
Kek, you've got her hooked. Now she'll never kick the stuff.
"I could never commit suicide because if you commit suicide how would you be able to play video games and eat food?"-Dyrus
Short and powerful, for me atleast.
What happened to Flower?
Drugs are bad...
best girl reclaimed!
>it's almost tomorrow
idk who that is
yo man please dont get diabetes
No. I disagree with wing clipping and declawing.
How are you this clever.
Fran 2.0 still here, hello!
While I appreciate your sympathies, I actually am quite fond of my goggles. They look well with how I dress most of the time and keep the light out of my eyes, so I can go outside during the day.
But I agree, I hope I never have to deal with migraines again. I tend to get really bad ones fairly easily without proper eye protection.
Your waifu's perfect features make me feel like starting to paint again.
Unrelated note, have some music. One of my favorite playlists from one of my favorite DJs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK_kwNMjTg
it didnt post the fucking image!!!!!!!
Rikka claimed and back from the store
I had a cat. Also had 3 birds in a cage in the living room.
The cat somehow got into the cage and ate all 3 birds, they were parakeets. Blood everywhere.
>mfw the cage was closed and the birds had no way to exit
Yeah. I usually raise feral cats in the backyard and leave catfood out. Birds seem to really like it, so I decided to let her try it.
Oh shit. Looks like it's cherries and kiwis for life then.
I'm going now, hopefully I can fall asleep.
Goodnight, I guess.
I think i enjoy him more this way tbh
Oh really? Why's that.
I did some myself with my bird before letting it fly. Mostly because it was just more interesting.
This got dark fast.
A little bit of bud to numb the pain and sensory overload.
I'll be better in the morning. You'll still be the first to know when I begin my training. That won't change.
Why wouldn't it be?
It's all good, I'll run it off :^)
Welcome back Rikka who I still need a nickname for.
>Best idol claimed
I really really like this image, for some reason I lost my manliness. Oh well, who am I to say i'm manly...
I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu
Feral cats? I actually have a few in my neighborhood that are pretty sassy but nice if you offer them affection. Though I refrain in case they have some sort of infection or something that can spread.
Sweet cats though, they've left dead mouses on my door step before.
Told you, you get them hooked and that's all they ever want. Can't downgrade 'em.
Does it come with claws and a stinger?
Goodnight, Galko. Hope you feel better in the morning, man.
Becuase I, the smug queen will not allow it! The sad thread is over!
When you declaw a cat, you have to literally remove the claw.
Unlike nails, cat claws are made of bone, so they grow back. When they do, they'll grow back in the wrong direction with declawed cats. This effectively stabs their paw and leaves them crippled.
Wing clipping has a chance of crippling birds too, I'd rather not take my chances with pets.
Remember this Mugi. You're never trapped. You always have to option to just say fuck it and leave. Start over. It's better than ending it for eternity. You have maybe 100 years tops on this earth and then you die. The odds of you being born at all were almost zero. Don't throw it away for nothing. We may be strangers on a weird image board btu we care about you as a human being. It isn't worth it.
I understand what you're saying but... how much Yui does it is astonishing. I'm not a yuri fanboy by and means but there is something there... The hugs, Yui calming her down, Azusa's jealousy, the kisses, sharing of rooms/beds, Azusa dreaming about her, refusal to play the concert without Yui, only person who keeps in touch with Azusa after graduation is Yui, the blushing, etc. There really is too much to ignore.
But hey, opinions man. If everyone was the same the world would be boring.
Cya in 20 mins
are you trying to whiteknight on /b/ bud?
It's indeed a pretty cute pic.
But I "might" be biased.
QOTT: war, what is it good for?
>that thigh gap
also i dont have a nickname yet!
dude this filename too. is it serious?
yo you need a smug army?
Sleep tight Mrs. Badonkadonk!
I wasn't happy about it either..
Your waifu is cute.
I used to lucid dream and do whatever I want but i can't manage to lately. :( anyone else known with lucid dreams?
Cleansing the world of coloured people.
Back to lurking
My family took in some feral cats.
It's quite rewarding.
>I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu
Only one stinger bby *winks*
it's funny i was just talking about the declawing procedure. But the last bit at the end is wrong. That's propaganda.
i understand not taking the chance. Your bird your decision.
"...Suicide is the coward's answer. It's the solution the weak willed take because they're too much of a fucking coward to face their problems. Be stronger than that."
-My father in law ~4 years ago.
What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that?
>20/20 claim and done lurking
>helps the economy
>helps with overpopulation
>venom causes me to go into shock
Take your time soft Maki!
How are you my science genius girl?
At least he's talkative?
>I'm glad you're not really angry, buddy.
He's always enjoyable, qt.
Ahh, I see.
You seem to be cheerful, just like at Tsumiki's birthday.
And I'd love to hear about your training. What does Sanya think of the idea?
That would be grand. But a smug roll call would be needed.
SMUG ROLL CALL POST YOUR SMUGS
If you clip them wrong, then yes, there's a chance of it being crippled. I have shaky hands, so I'm probably going to get it wrong.
Another retard who thinks He'll change /b/ based on his own morals and fails miserably
We'll see you again in the next thread and tomorrow
This is the best I've got. Not really smug but whatever.
This is really the only one I got but here.
I do for a majority of the day actually
But as soon as I have nothing to do something just goes off in my head
I hope you get what I mean by that last bit
I screenshotted so I can add you when I get my laptop fixed whenever that'll be
It's not really that it feels like everyday feels the same... To be honest I don't really know how I always end up thinking about it.
BUT something that HAS been bugging me a lot recently IRL is that almost none of my friends can take me seriously anymore aside from like 3 or 4 of them.
No I don't have any meds
For now I don't think I WILL need meds as I'm WAY too much of a "pussy" to do "it"
>I missed like 1/3rd of the thread typing this up
checkn dubs and calling rolls!
>You get the South Park reference?
Yeah, that's a plus. Nice to see him talk more, seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
>I really can't stay angry at you
>Was for a stupid reason anyway
>>>/a/ is an anime discussion board.
The only correlation between /a/ and waifu threads is the fact that most people have a waifu from an anime. The waifu threads are not anime discussions; they are general discussions.
From what I know /a/ doesn't like these things either.
So there you go.
Eh, a little bit stressed. I'm moving out on short notice, since the people I live with now are pretty shitty, and will be going to Florida in 2 weeks or so. I might not have a place to sleep tonight, so I'm probably going to pop a pill, drink some coffee, and just stay up all night walking around town.
How about yourself? As lovely as usual, I imagine.
I ment the propaganda was with declawing.
I doubt you'd do that yourself kek.
Seems like you give your bird a lot of attention.
Does it know any tricks?
Kek, what jurisdiction do you have?
>Probably not a good idea to challenge Queen Smug
Sorry m8 it's already taken.
> i dont have a nickname yet!
Give me time.
Why thank you. Yours it to bad either.
How were you able to do it? Been trying for like forever.
Kek thanks, It'll come.
It's kinda there.
Did it work?
Reminds me of Lollipop Chainsaw.
Whoa... I'll take a note of this.
Mark me as terrified and lustful.
Rikka makes smiling contagious.
This world should have a rule where a man and woman both have to be physically and mentally healthy, have a stable financial status in order to have a child.
Practice alot, there's tips and tricks to get yourself to lucid dream properly. Takes effort though.
If they don't take something like suicide seriously, I don't think I'd consider them good friends, man.
>pic related. Don't be sad!
And so will you ;)
Holy shit dude that sounds terrible. I would let you sleep here if you were near me bb!
I am alright I guess just another day, I need to switch up something, it feels like no matter what I do I am stuck
clearly your father in law has never had depression or been in a situation where its just to much.
I'm just against lurking pictures.
Don't worry qt.
How? Having your hand stabbed for the rest of your life and not being able to walk without extreme pain is basically being crippled. Declawed cats also walk differently than normal cats too.
Yes, she knows a few tricks, but she rarely ever does them.
STAHP! DONT START THIS ALREADY, I CANT HANDLE IT! <3
Hey Shinoa. Whats new.
Hello friend. How are you today?
>That's a nice set of eyes you have there
Cheerful? I actually feel a bit sad. I'd call myself neutral. Nothing in my way so I can just post whatever comes to mind and regret it later. Agh... I need to sleep...
Though it is good to see you. You okay, cutie? Also, I think that my last reply to you got eaten or something...
>What does Sanya think of the idea?
Open. That's the most I'll say here.
>seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
Wh--wh-what? He sounds far more colorful than me.
What for? Have we met before?
Mili! What's crackin'?
He said that when he found me minutes away from killing myself after the death of my fiance. His daughter. That man is a vietnam war veteran. He has experienced more than you or I or any of us have.
Don't speak on issues you know nothing of.
guys I just found another album I am in love with! As I disv=cover more and more music the time in between album finds increases.
>i wasn't asking for a ship you know
>i dont understand
re calling that roll