Waifu claiming thread. Claim your waifu and discuss. Obligatory

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>>685064959
And catfood? Huh, that's a funny bird you've been raising there.

Kek, you've got her hooked. Now she'll never kick the stuff.

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>>685065275
Usually birds are the cat food

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Miho claimed

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>>685064250
"I could never commit suicide because if you commit suicide how would you be able to play video games and eat food?"-Dyrus

Short and powerful, for me atleast.

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a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

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>>685065084
What happened to Flower?
Drugs are bad...

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>>685065084
best girl reclaimed!
>it's almost tomorrow
>>685065048
idk who that is
>>685064929
yo man please dont get diabetes

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>Shizuru get!
>Meow edition!

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>>685065067
No. I disagree with wing clipping and declawing.

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>>685065427
How are you this clever.

>>685065484
M'mkay.

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Fran 2.0 still here, hello!

>>685063714
While I appreciate your sympathies, I actually am quite fond of my goggles. They look well with how I dress most of the time and keep the light out of my eyes, so I can go outside during the day.

But I agree, I hope I never have to deal with migraines again. I tend to get really bad ones fairly easily without proper eye protection.

Your waifu's perfect features make me feel like starting to paint again.

Unrelated note, have some music. One of my favorite playlists from one of my favorite DJs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK_kwNMjTg

Curie claimed. this was my first picture i used for the mousepad.

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claimin

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>>685065625
it didnt post the fucking image!!!!!!!

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Lurking

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I used this pic for mousepad.

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>>685065595
Frannnnn!

Rikka claimed and back from the store

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>>685065427
I had a cat. Also had 3 birds in a cage in the living room.

The cat somehow got into the cage and ate all 3 birds, they were parakeets. Blood everywhere.

>mfw the cage was closed and the birds had no way to exit

>>685065625
nice they look good for a pad
I've yet to see the rest who also printed one

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>>685065536
Can I have that hat?

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>>685065275

Yeah. I usually raise feral cats in the backyard and leave catfood out. Birds seem to really like it, so I decided to let her try it.

Oh shit. Looks like it's cherries and kiwis for life then.

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I'm going now, hopefully I can fall asleep.
Goodnight, I guess.

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>>685065484
I think i enjoy him more this way tbh

>>685065536
Red again

>>685065569
Defense mechanism

>>685065543
Oh really? Why's that.
I did some myself with my bird before letting it fly. Mostly because it was just more interesting.

>>685065814
This got dark fast.

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>>685065484
A little bit of bud to numb the pain and sensory overload.

I'll be better in the morning. You'll still be the first to know when I begin my training. That won't change.

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>>685065218
Why wouldn't it be?

>>685065497
It's all good, I'll run it off :^)

>>685065807
Welcome back Rikka who I still need a nickname for.

>>685065910
Sleep tight.

>Best idol claimed

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>>685066000
kill yourself fuckboi

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>>685065877
I really really like this image, for some reason I lost my manliness. Oh well, who am I to say i'm manly...
>>685065776
I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu

>>685065910
Night Galky

>>685065877
Naw nigga is my hat

>>685065936
Yo

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>>685065909
Feral cats? I actually have a few in my neighborhood that are pretty sassy but nice if you offer them affection. Though I refrain in case they have some sort of infection or something that can spread.

Sweet cats though, they've left dead mouses on my door step before.

Told you, you get them hooked and that's all they ever want. Can't downgrade 'em.

>>685065936
Does it come with claws and a stinger?

>>685065910
Goodnight, Galko. Hope you feel better in the morning, man.

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>>685066041
Becuase I, the smug queen will not allow it! The sad thread is over!

>>685066084
are you trying to defend a waifu thread there bud?

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>>685066176
Boobs

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>>685065936

When you declaw a cat, you have to literally remove the claw.

Unlike nails, cat claws are made of bone, so they grow back. When they do, they'll grow back in the wrong direction with declawed cats. This effectively stabs their paw and leaves them crippled.

Wing clipping has a chance of crippling birds too, I'd rather not take my chances with pets.

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>>685064250
Remember this Mugi. You're never trapped. You always have to option to just say fuck it and leave. Start over. It's better than ending it for eternity. You have maybe 100 years tops on this earth and then you die. The odds of you being born at all were almost zero. Don't throw it away for nothing. We may be strangers on a weird image board btu we care about you as a human being. It isn't worth it.

>>685065221
I understand what you're saying but... how much Yui does it is astonishing. I'm not a yuri fanboy by and means but there is something there... The hugs, Yui calming her down, Azusa's jealousy, the kisses, sharing of rooms/beds, Azusa dreaming about her, refusal to play the concert without Yui, only person who keeps in touch with Azusa after graduation is Yui, the blushing, etc. There really is too much to ignore.

But hey, opinions man. If everyone was the same the world would be boring.

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>>685065910
Cya in 20 mins

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>>685066253
are you trying to whiteknight on /b/ bud?

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>>685066143
It's indeed a pretty cute pic.
But I "might" be biased.

>>685066161
Awww, ok.

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QOTT: war, what is it good for?

Absolutely nothing!

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>>685065807
Hi, friend!

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>>685065538
>qt rattle get

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>>685066041
damn girl
>that thigh gap
also i dont have a nickname yet!
>>685066176
cow?
>>685066208
dude this filename too. is it serious?
>>685066251
yo you need a smug army?
>smugmy

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>>685065910
Sleep tight Mrs. Badonkadonk!

>>685065936
I wasn't happy about it either..

>>685066041
Your waifu is cute.

I used to lucid dream and do whatever I want but i can't manage to lately. :( anyone else known with lucid dreams?

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>>685066483
Cleansing the world of coloured people.

Back to lurking

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>>685065909
My family took in some feral cats.
It's quite rewarding.

>>685065910
Goodnight beautiful

>>685066143
>I have yet to find a lurk image of muh wafu

plez don't

>>685066208
Only one stinger bby *winks*

>>685066326
it's funny i was just talking about the declawing procedure. But the last bit at the end is wrong. That's propaganda.

i understand not taking the chance. Your bird your decision.

>>685066383
>white knight
is that your only defense?
w-well you're a faggot!
just give it up
these threads are shit and you know it

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>>685064250
"...Suicide is the coward's answer. It's the solution the weak willed take because they're too much of a fucking coward to face their problems. Be stronger than that."

-My father in law ~4 years ago.

>>685066669
oh, the people in them have fun, so i see no problem with it

>>685066669
>maybe if I upload my image I'll change /b/
nice defense buddy
>/b/
>not shit
try reddit cuck

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>>685066483
War has changed...

>Kyouko

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>>685066483
What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that?

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>>685066666
Oh satanic quints, where do you lead?

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>20/20 claim and done lurking

>>685066483
>helps the economy
>helps with overpopulation

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>>685066619
>*winks excessively*
>venom causes me to go into shock

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>>685066041
Take your time soft Maki!

>>685066506
How are you my science genius girl?

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>>685065569
At least he's talkative?
>I'm glad you're not really angry, buddy.

>>685065936
He's always enjoyable, qt.
He's Mikan!

>>685066019
Ahh, I see.
You seem to be cheerful, just like at Tsumiki's birthday.

And I'd love to hear about your training. What does Sanya think of the idea?

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>>685066483
>population control

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>>685066548
That would be grand. But a smug roll call would be needed.

.
SMUG ROLL CALL POST YOUR SMUGS

>>685066883
>>>/a/
now fuck off

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>>685066619

If you clip them wrong, then yes, there's a chance of it being crippled. I have shaky hands, so I'm probably going to get it wrong.

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Behold /Waifu/

Another retard who thinks He'll change /b/ based on his own morals and fails miserably

We'll see you again in the next thread and tomorrow

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>>685067100
This is the best I've got. Not really smug but whatever.

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>>685067134

so new its actually cute

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>>685067100
This is really the only one I got but here.

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>>685064520
>>685064531
I do for a majority of the day actually
But as soon as I have nothing to do something just goes off in my head
I hope you get what I mean by that last bit

>685064661
Thanks Azusa
I screenshotted so I can add you when I get my laptop fixed whenever that'll be
It's not really that it feels like everyday feels the same... To be honest I don't really know how I always end up thinking about it.
BUT something that HAS been bugging me a lot recently IRL is that almost none of my friends can take me seriously anymore aside from like 3 or 4 of them.

>>685064738
No I don't have any meds
For now I don't think I WILL need meds as I'm WAY too much of a "pussy" to do "it"


>I missed like 1/3rd of the thread typing this up

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Milinda claim.

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>>685067100
checkn dubs and calling rolls!
SMUGSUKA

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>>685067051
>You get the South Park reference?
Yeah, that's a plus. Nice to see him talk more, seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
>I really can't stay angry at you
>Was for a stupid reason anyway

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>>685067134
>>>/a/ is an anime discussion board.
The only correlation between /a/ and waifu threads is the fact that most people have a waifu from an anime. The waifu threads are not anime discussions; they are general discussions.

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>>685067328
>hugs

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>>685067134

>/a/

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>>685067134
From what I know /a/ doesn't like these things either.

So there you go.

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>>685067017
Eh, a little bit stressed. I'm moving out on short notice, since the people I live with now are pretty shitty, and will be going to Florida in 2 weeks or so. I might not have a place to sleep tonight, so I'm probably going to pop a pill, drink some coffee, and just stay up all night walking around town.

How about yourself? As lovely as usual, I imagine.

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>>685067161
I ment the propaganda was with declawing.
I doubt you'd do that yourself kek.

Seems like you give your bird a lot of attention.
Does it know any tricks?

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>>685066251
Kek, what jurisdiction do you have?
>Probably not a good idea to challenge Queen Smug

>>685066548
Sorry m8 it's already taken.

> i dont have a nickname yet!
Give me time.

>>685066597
Why thank you. Yours it to bad either.

>lucid dream
How were you able to do it? Been trying for like forever.

>>685067017
Kek thanks, It'll come.

>>685067100
It's kinda there.

>>685067328
Hello princess.

>>685067328
Hiya!

>shinoa

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>>685067100
>trying
>
Did it work?

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>>685066598
Reminds me of Lollipop Chainsaw.

>>685066619
*feels unwelcomed*

>>685066799
Whoa... I'll take a note of this.

>>685066966
Mark me as terrified and lustful.

>>685067012
Jaw dropped.

>>685067017
Rikka makes smiling contagious.

>>685067073
This world should have a rule where a man and woman both have to be physically and mentally healthy, have a stable financial status in order to have a child.

>>685067328
Hey Milinda.

>>685067588
Practice alot, there's tips and tricks to get yourself to lucid dream properly. Takes effort though.

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>>685067275
If they don't take something like suicide seriously, I don't think I'd consider them good friends, man.

>pic related. Don't be sad!

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>>685067588
And so will you ;)

>>685067538
Holy shit dude that sounds terrible. I would let you sleep here if you were near me bb!

I am alright I guess just another day, I need to switch up something, it feels like no matter what I do I am stuck

>>685067751
I always love to make others feel great and smile!

>Rikka

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>>685066799
clearly your father in law has never had depression or been in a situation where its just to much.

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>>685067751
I'm just against lurking pictures.
Don't worry qt.

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>>685067530

How? Having your hand stabbed for the rest of your life and not being able to walk without extreme pain is basically being crippled. Declawed cats also walk differently than normal cats too.

Yes, she knows a few tricks, but she rarely ever does them.

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>>685066541
>Cat rattles

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>>685067451
Hey Miho.
>hugs
Whats new?

>>685067588
>princess
STAHP! DONT START THIS ALREADY, I CANT HANDLE IT! <3

>>685067589
Hey Shinoa. Whats new.

>>685067725
Mirai! <3

>>685067751
Hello friend. How are you today?

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>>685068024
>Lurking
>That's a nice set of eyes you have there

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>>685067051
Cheerful? I actually feel a bit sad. I'd call myself neutral. Nothing in my way so I can just post whatever comes to mind and regret it later. Agh... I need to sleep...

Though it is good to see you. You okay, cutie? Also, I think that my last reply to you got eaten or something...
>What does Sanya think of the idea?
Open. That's the most I'll say here.

>>685067405
>seems like a nice guy when he doesn't talk like the Zodiac killer writes.
Wh--wh-what? He sounds far more colorful than me.

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>>685067751
What for? Have we met before?

>>685067328
Mili! What's crackin'?

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>>685067972
He said that when he found me minutes away from killing myself after the death of my fiance. His daughter. That man is a vietnam war veteran. He has experienced more than you or I or any of us have.

Don't speak on issues you know nothing of.

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guys I just found another album I am in love with! As I disv=cover more and more music the time in between album finds increases.

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>>685068076
Nothing....

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>>685067588
nice dubs!
>i wasn't asking for a ship you know
>>685067725
kinda smug?
>>685068051
>rattles?
>i dont understand
>>685067100
re calling that roll