>fucked my gf with a modified hackzall >Record video of it >Tell her I'm going to post it >She says she doesn't care because no face and her"vagina looks hella good" >I laugh and she says what >Tell her that was kind of vain >She gets upset and storms off >Mfw
>>685061117 Well you might not have tried to have an argument but you did argue for what you thought would be best. >>685061419 I'm acctly not aware that it's 4MB. I did consider saying:"I'm not aware of the file-size, but considering the webms I've seen on porn-webm threads I would think a snapchat-video would fit the limitation." but I left that out thinking I had the high-ground. I haven't acctly checked the file-size of a snapchat video, but I would imagine it was smaller than that.
>>685062627 Might be because I have no idea how big a snapchat-video is, and the file-size limitation sounds like an actual problem. Why would I argue for something if I doubt my own knowledge about the topic?
>>685062814 Great... Is the limitation the same on every board?
>>685065971 By what logic? I'm on a forum where most users (as far as I know) are amerifags, if I said I'm a football-player they would think about egg-ball. 193 tall, usually play as a central defender, but due to the fact that there's so few people who play soccer here and I'm pretty tall I also play as a goalkeeper some matches.
If you want I could tell you more about myself to prove it, but I don't want to sound like a narcissistic person.
>>685067535 > defender needs to be tall to win the ball when it's in the air > being tall is really useful as a goalkeeper as you'll have a better reach and the height helps when you're far out in the box and someone tries to chip it over you.
Your neckbeard is showin faggot.
I never said I played at a professional level, there's 5k who live in the same town as me, and we play at the 8th division. >>685067585 Would you care to explain why I'm full of shit?
>>685068639 Well yeah it's obvious, but why would you even doubt me? It's not even something hard to accomplish. It's an 8th div village-team, even if I were a neckbeard I could have played for them, lel.
>>685068971 Oh wow, you really showed me. I feel like you really won. :^)
>>685069790 It's incredible here, just stay away from Kelowna. Everyone here is fake as fuck and it'll cost you an arm and a dick just to live in a closet and basically selling your ass on the street is the only job you can get unless you sell your soul or some shit, and even then you'd be on a waitlist and if that's not bad enough we've been rated the worst drivers in Canada because of all the tourists and old retired faggots that can't drive. Oliver is pretty great though and a lot less gang presence.
>>685070606 I here you on the bad drivers thing man. Here in Halifax it's fucking horrible, nobody fucking cares, and pedestrians just jump in front of you. Sometimes we make fun of people in BC when it snows there because we notice the immediate increase in car accidents lol. How's Vancouver? My uncle lives there, but I heard it's fucking hella pricey.
>>685071217 It's funny because our drivers are actually worse in the spring and summer, we've already had a huge increase in accidents over the past month. But that's also due to our cyclists being just as retarded as our drivers. In all honesty it's safer to jay walk here because you can choose when the cars are far enough away, I've almost been hit countless times at actual crosswalks and been hit twice on the sidewalk, one totalled a $1500 bike. As for Vancouver it's worse for property cost but better for jobs. It's not bad if you have yellow fever. And violence is worse there.
>>685071958 Damn that's fucked. Your drivers do sound pretty fucked up lol. I bet half our bad drivers are asians aren't they? Here in Hali, with soo many universities around, we get sooooo much asians that don't know how to drive there $70k cars. Was in the middle of a fucking crosswalk and a asian drove on the other side of the road to go around me... like wtf
>>685072353 Nahh, man. They're old retired fucks and tourists. We're like the Florida of Canada for tourism and retirement. Not mention we have a huuuge meth problem. It's not too bad here but in Vernon all you'll find is tweakers and dope heads.
>>685071217 Was in Hali today. People where driving down the center of the fucking road from the hospital just to pass. It's fucked man. Hali isn't a bad spot and the music scene is great but glad I don't live in the city myself. PC fag, the retirement home n.s, where racists go to die here.
>>685074455 I don't live in Hali, but volunteer in the hospitals so I'm there frequently, I reside over in Dartmouth which isn't as bad as people make it out to be. >>685073861 Here in NS we got a bad Dilaudid problem. And meth here is super fucking expensive.
>>685075049 Almost moved to dartmouth to pursue music studies then I decided I wanted a job. Heading to the valley in september. Little uni town, population triples almost when school starts, beautiful spot though. N.S isn't the greatest place but my god it's gorgeous here
>>685075049 Shit, the doctors told me you can't get high off of dilaudid and that it'll just kill you if you take a bunch. I got a shit load when I had a kidney stone and had to sit in the hospital for about 6 hours.
>>685075526 It definitely is beautiful here, great people, and great scenery! >>685075586 nah dude, you get high as fuck off them. But they're super addicting, so it's prob best your Doc told you that. But they are right, shit will kill you if you aren't careful.
>>685076015 Yo fuck cape breton (hear me out) checked my phone bill today and got charged 20 bucks for a long distance call to cape breton... how the fuck are you guys long distance and Yarmouth isn't...
>>685076015 I'm met some crazy people from cape breton. Suppose thats what happens when you gotta chew your water. All jokes aside its a nice spot, just got some loons but thats just the maratimes I suppose.
>>685077323 Damn man had it harder than I, sympathies. Some crazy shit go on around here. I'm the Pictou county fag. Remember rolling into highschool one morning to 6 dudes stomping the shit outta some buddy till he took a seizure, cops and paramedics showed up but the kicker is we had a cop stationed at our school (due to bomb threats a few years prior, just a big overreaction) and he showed up, drove past the kid, went inside, made a coffee THEN came out after everyone else showed up. That cop was a fucking tool. My old highschool was shit. One couple got busted cause dude was eating his woman out in the hallway during 3rd period. Don't know what comes over people. I'd leave out west but I don't got the heart to leave N.S. It's full of racists, addicts and fuckers but it's home and I love it.
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