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>fucked my gf with a modified hackzall >Record video of

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>fucked my gf with a modified hackzall
>Record video of it
>Tell her I'm going to post it
>She says she doesn't care because no face and her"vagina looks hella good"
>I laugh and she says what
>Tell her that was kind of vain
>She gets upset and storms off
>Mfw
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soo video?
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>>685057209
so why dont you post it
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>>685057481
>>685058126
I recorded it on Snapchat, so it's an .mp4
If a kind anon could point me to a reputable video converter I would gladly post it
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>>685058439
just put it on vid.me or something
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boomp
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>>685058808
>Adult content is not allowed
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>>685059009
Post it on Mless, newfag.
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Drop box, gdrive and share link
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>>685057209
Just google "Convert MP4 to WEBM" you fucking retard.
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i wanna see this lol
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>>685057209
>>She says she doesn't care because no face and her"vagina looks hella good"
>Tell her that was kind of vain
To be fair, it does look hella good.
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>>685059389
Why webm that shit when he can upload it in full quality with sound, you fucking dolt.
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https://desu.sh/

Upload and share here m8.
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>>685057209
OP is full of shit
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>>685059664
You're able to un-mute webms in settings, imbecile.
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>>685059997
If I wanted to unmute something I'd pull my cock out of your mom's throat. Find the setting for that, faggot.
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>>685059997
>>685059664
ITT: giant idiots hehe xd
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>>685059997
The video quality would still be fucked due to the 4chan size limit.

Just stop. You've lost, faggot.
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>>685059147
Momless is the correct answer.
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>2016 Anno Domini
>Not using reverse image search on OP
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>>685057209
fucking upload it on mega
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>>685060240
> find the setting for that, faggot
Great argument, you really proved me wrong.
>>685060315
Oh yeah, that Snapchat video must be big...
You're wrong and the last dude was wrong. Faggot
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>>685060914
Who said I was trying to argue? Maybe I just wanted you to know how much I loooove sticking my dick in things.
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>>685057209
Weak bait but I'll bump.
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>>685057209
I have same Hackzall. Where did you get that mod? I've always wanted to fuck my girl with it.
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eroshare is ez
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>>685060914
Are you not aware the 4chan limit on WEBMs is 4MB?

The smallest video I've ever recieved on Snapchat was 18MB, and that was only 12 seconds long.

We can go on all day until OP finally delivers.
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>>685061117
Stick it to a human for a change.
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>>685061734
I'll fuck a dog if I want.
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>>685061117
Well you might not have tried to have an argument but you did argue for what you thought would be best.
>>685061419
I'm acctly not aware that it's 4MB. I did consider saying:"I'm not aware of the file-size, but considering the webms I've seen on porn-webm threads I would think a snapchat-video would fit the limitation." but I left that out thinking I had the high-ground.
I haven't acctly checked the file-size of a snapchat video, but I would imagine it was smaller than that.
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>>685062391
Fucking pussy sellout. Why the fuck would you give up so easily? What a fucking copout little bitch.
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>>685057209
Your bitch is fat
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>>685062391
Thanks for saying a bunch of shit I can't read.
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>>685062391
Hell, it's actually 3MB, which is even worse.

>>685057209
Come on, just upload it to http://desu.sh/ and share it already.
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fake thread fake op
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>>685062627
Might be because I have no idea how big a snapchat-video is, and the file-size limitation sounds like an actual problem.
Why would I argue for something if I doubt my own knowledge about the topic?

>>685062814
Great... Is the limitation the same on every board?
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>>685063704
Because if you don't keep arguing your point no matter how wrong you are you're a little punk pussy bitch.
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>>685064002
I'd rather be a punk pussy bitch than an imbecile.
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>>685064736
You sound like a fedora and probably smell like faggot AIDs.
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>>685064998
> mfw I'm engaged, 193 tall, and play soccer
Could you tell me what faggot AIDs smell like? I'm guessing you know, since you're smelling it all the time.
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>>685065603
>193 cm?
>plays soccer
If you're using that unit of measurement then you shouldn't be saying soccer, you lying sack of shit.
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>>685065971
got heem
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>>685065971
By what logic? I'm on a forum where most users (as far as I know) are amerifags, if I said I'm a football-player they would think about egg-ball.
193 tall, usually play as a central defender, but due to the fact that there's so few people who play soccer here and I'm pretty tall I also play as a goalkeeper some matches.

If you want I could tell you more about myself to prove it, but I don't want to sound like a narcissistic person.
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>>685065971
What if he's Canadian eh?
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>>685067044

>central defender
>sometimes plays as goalie

kek. neckbeard trying to sound cool alert
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>>685067044
You're sooooo full of shit.

>>685067324
I'm Canadian and we don't measure people in faggy eurounits.
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>>685067585
Look are your fucking driver's license and I bet you it's in cm you fucking idiotic Canadian, you're probably from Alberta aren't you.
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>>685067585

get the fuck ooot n aboot you fuckin doot da doo doot
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OP here
Ayy I had to take the girl to albertsons for frozen fruit... go figure
4chan thinks my gdrive link is spam, next.
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>>685068086
use eroshare u muppet
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>>685067535
> defender needs to be tall to win the ball when it's in the air
> being tall is really useful as a goalkeeper as you'll have a better reach and the height helps when you're far out in the box and someone tries to chip it over you.

Your neckbeard is showin faggot.

I never said I played at a professional level, there's 5k who live in the same town as me, and we play at the 8th division.
>>685067585
Would you care to explain why I'm full of shit?
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>>685068306
> defender needs to be tall
> being tall is really useful as a goalkeeper

YOU DONT FUCKING SAY

get the fuck back in your shed you paki
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>>685068306

clown
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Op
here
Link to the vid
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>>685068983

DONT CLICK BROS. ITS JUST A LINK TO A SHITTY YOUTUBE CHANNEL THIS FAG IS TRYNA GET VIEWS ON
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>>685060240
Kek
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>>685069180
Proof.
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>>685068639
Well yeah it's obvious, but why would you even doubt me? It's not even something hard to accomplish. It's an 8th div village-team, even if I were a neckbeard I could have played for them, lel.

>>685068971
Oh wow, you really showed me. I feel like you really won. :^)
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>>685068022
Fucking Alberta is for fags.
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>>685069513
Ah, a fellow coaster, I'm on the other side bro. I really wanna make it over to BC one day, looks beautiful
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>>685069492

REELED YOU IN AND BAITED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU LOL

YOU GOT TROLLED SON

LOLOLOLOLOL
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Is this video getting posted or not?
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>>685069683
type the link, lazy fuck
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>>685070069

haha i know right? fucking newfags
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>>685068022
>>685069513
Can confirm (ontariofag here)
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>>685070069

Haha. I saw that too. You got him good brother
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>>685070069
A great response used by many /b/ro's when they realize they're wrong or mistaken.
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>>685070069

Lol underated post. Well done my friend
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>>685069790
It's incredible here, just stay away from Kelowna. Everyone here is fake as fuck and it'll cost you an arm and a dick just to live in a closet and basically selling your ass on the street is the only job you can get unless you sell your soul or some shit, and even then you'd be on a waitlist and if that's not bad enough we've been rated the worst drivers in Canada because of all the tourists and old retired faggots that can't drive. Oliver is pretty great though and a lot less gang presence.
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>>685069683
is this legit?
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>>685070069

lol baited and obliterated
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>>685070293
Everywhere is a bit different, it's federal. Also Ontario is fucking gay.
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>>685070069
Good thing I wouldn't have spent my time on anything, but you baited me good. i got trolled, lelelele
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drive google com/file/d/0BxNJJgvQvXJqSTBUU0FWNW5leWc/view?usp=drivesdk
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>>685060405
yea if you want a reencoded video that looks like it was recorded on a potato
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>>685061261
Just use the blade, post results.
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>>685070606
I here you on the bad drivers thing man. Here in Halifax it's fucking horrible, nobody fucking cares, and pedestrians just jump in front of you. Sometimes we make fun of people in BC when it snows there because we notice the immediate increase in car accidents lol.
How's Vancouver? My uncle lives there, but I heard it's fucking hella pricey.
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>>685070293
Hey, you're about a 2 hour drive from my house (I'm the blue dot)
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>>685070293
Eyy Vaughan here waddup
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>>685070939
IT'S LEGIT SON! Too bad it's only like 4 seconds long...
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>>685069683
this is legit, 9 second video though what a waste of time
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>>685071217
It's funny because our drivers are actually worse in the spring and summer, we've already had a huge increase in accidents over the past month. But that's also due to our cyclists being just as retarded as our drivers. In all honesty it's safer to jay walk here because you can choose when the cars are far enough away, I've almost been hit countless times at actual crosswalks and been hit twice on the sidewalk, one totalled a $1500 bike.
As for Vancouver it's worse for property cost but better for jobs. It's not bad if you have yellow fever. And violence is worse there.
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>>685070801

admitting it is the first step to getting over your utter humiliation

you got FUCKING PWNED

lolololololol
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>>685070939
>google com/file/d/0BxNJJgvQvXJqSTBUU0FWNW5leWc/view?usp=drivesdk


404 NOT FOUND FAGGOT
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>>685071958
Damn that's fucked. Your drivers do sound pretty fucked up lol. I bet half our bad drivers are asians aren't they?
Here in Hali, with soo many universities around, we get sooooo much asians that don't know how to drive there $70k cars. Was in the middle of a fucking crosswalk and a asian drove on the other side of the road to go around me... like wtf
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>>685071617

nice, wanna meet up and blow some mary jane? (thats code for weed btw)
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>>685072335
>google com/file/d/0BxNJJgvQvXJqSTBUU0FWNW5leWc/view?usp=drivesdk
>OP posts -- drive google com/file/d/0BxNJJgvQvXJqSTBUU0FWNW5leWc/view?usp=drivesdk
(you're the fucking faggot)
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>>685057209
>"vagina looks hella good"
At least she knows she's a good slut.
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>>685070939

FAKE LINK. FULL OF VIRUS
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>>685073014
Computer over. Virus = very yes
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>>685073131

DID YOU VIRUS? I VIRUS!
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>>685068022
kek, but you're right tho, legally speaking we use the metric system, but in general, when we're talking about someone's height, it's the imperial system
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>>685073655

MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP, FAGGOTS
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>>685072353
Nahh, man. They're old retired fucks and tourists. We're like the Florida of Canada for tourism and retirement. Not mention we have a huuuge meth problem. It's not too bad here but in Vernon all you'll find is tweakers and dope heads.
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>>685072491
I'd rather not, I don't smoke and, people on /b/ are usually pretty fucked up, so I wouldn't be surprised if you just wanted to come over to eat my flesh or some shit
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>>685073992
Jeez
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>>685071217
Was in Hali today. People where driving down the center of the fucking road from the hospital just to pass. It's fucked man. Hali isn't a bad spot and the music scene is great but glad I don't live in the city myself. PC fag, the retirement home n.s, where racists go to die here.
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>>685074455
I don't live in Hali, but volunteer in the hospitals so I'm there frequently, I reside over in Dartmouth which isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
>>685073861
Here in NS we got a bad Dilaudid problem. And meth here is super fucking expensive.
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>>685075049
Almost moved to dartmouth to pursue music studies then I decided I wanted a job. Heading to the valley in september. Little uni town, population triples almost when school starts, beautiful spot though. N.S isn't the greatest place but my god it's gorgeous here
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>>685075049
Shit, the doctors told me you can't get high off of dilaudid and that it'll just kill you if you take a bunch. I got a shit load when I had a kidney stone and had to sit in the hospital for about 6 hours.
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>>685071617
This is me right now. In some brown post of town... middle Easterners everywhere.
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>>685075049
Cape Breton fag here

Google the documentary "Cotton Land" then you'll see what I grew up in.

Father is a para crip, addicted to every painkiller on the market. Doctors alternate them as his tolerances are reached
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>>685075526
It definitely is beautiful here, great people, and great scenery!
>>685075586
nah dude, you get high as fuck off them. But they're super addicting, so it's prob best your Doc told you that. But they are right, shit will kill you if you aren't careful.
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>>685076015
Yo fuck cape breton (hear me out)
checked my phone bill today and got charged 20 bucks for a long distance call to cape breton... how the fuck are you guys long distance and Yarmouth isn't...
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So is OP going to post the vid or what?
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>>685076015
I'm met some crazy people from cape breton. Suppose thats what happens when you gotta chew your water. All jokes aside its a nice spot, just got some loons but thats just the maratimes I suppose.
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>>685076274
Op here, was posted in multiple formats
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>>685076733

>re-reads thread

Ah, found it. Thanks mate.
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>>685076407
I had people forcing me to smoke cigarettes when I was in grade 2 lol.

My dad(the drug addicted cripple) use to make me mix him diet rum and cokes in coffee thermos' as he was getting ready to go run errands with me in the passenger seat.

When I was in grade 8 and 9 I use to do downers, preferably Valium and sit in class in a near coma.

Had my first drink when I was 11 at the local duck pond with my buddy with liqour i stole.

Cape bretoners can die at the age of 20 and say they have lived their life.

Currently an Alberta fag, moved out of the 902 six years ago.
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>>685077249
d-did you have to tell us you re read it?
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>>685069513

Triforce Wallet!!!
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>>685077323
Damn man had it harder than I, sympathies. Some crazy shit go on around here. I'm the Pictou county fag. Remember rolling into highschool one morning to 6 dudes stomping the shit outta some buddy till he took a seizure, cops and paramedics showed up but the kicker is we had a cop stationed at our school (due to bomb threats a few years prior, just a big overreaction) and he showed up, drove past the kid, went inside, made a coffee THEN came out after everyone else showed up. That cop was a fucking tool. My old highschool was shit. One couple got busted cause dude was eating his woman out in the hallway during 3rd period. Don't know what comes over people. I'd leave out west but I don't got the heart to leave N.S. It's full of racists, addicts and fuckers but it's home and I love it.
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>>685069513
Fuck you goober
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