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I live in Oslo. I live in the sewer. Lived here for 3 years now.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I live in Oslo.
I live in the sewer.
Lived here for 3 years now.

today, i came across this. what should i do?

also ask me anything.
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Drink it.
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Obviously, drink it

Mutant become
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Should I increase my allocation to intermdiate and long-term municipal bonds even though the Fed has announced a likely rate hike in the coming months?
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>>685045600
I wish to know why you live in a Sewer.
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>live in the sewer
Nigger you what?
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>>685045742
i followed the pipe. it goes along one of my main routes.
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>>685045742
Norway needs more CHUDs
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>>685045600
How the fuck are you posting this? How do you have internet?
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>>685045600
Figure out the brand of valve. Looks like a class 300# from all the bolt holes, but seems overkill for a low psi water. Also, why did they use such big lines with reducers?
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>>685045929
Moar pics
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>>685045885
i started doing drugs, and there are warm places with steam to sleap near in the wonter. its a long story, but i like it here now.
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where is your "home"?
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>>685045600
Dip your turtles in it
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>>685045600

coolant/antifreeze
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>>685045852
yes
the feds won't raise the rates in an election year
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Looks like antifreeze..
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>>685045852
You could do that, I'd be hesitant to do much of anything until Saudi Arabia decides to chill or not. If they end up selling off the 750 billion in assets, yours could be hurt as well
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>>685046114
Isn't is pretty shitty living in a sewer?
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>>685045600
where do you charge your phone/camera?
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I have so many questions right now
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>>685045957
i have many cellphones i collect at night in the weekends. i also use local fastfoods wifi.

>>685046056
im trying to see where it goes. i might get out of wifi area, so i must take a picture and go back to post.
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>>685045600
First i want you to timestamp and take pic of a manhole.

Then I want yoiu to explain how you manage to surf the web from the sewer.

And why the fuck dont you just have NAV find you an apartment?
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>>685045600
It looks like antifreeze man.
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Don't do anything. City planners occasionally drop dye packets into individual drains and check for where the colored water comes out at the other end.
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Another Syrian rapist, nice... I hope you starve to death.
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Plumbing dye, chemical treatment byproducts, or water coming from a source full of algae
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Where do you get food?
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Drink it.
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>>685045600
No norwegian lives in the sewer.
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>>685046305
im used to it now.

>>685046312
i dont charge them. people lose phones when they are out drinking. i have so many. most of them are out of power by now or locked with a password.
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>>685046470
Shush little idiot, don't say a word.
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>>685046349
How do you charge your phones? And where do you get them all?
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>>685045852
I'm confused /b/ros, wouldn't a rate hike be beneficial if you're increasing your allocation of municipal bonds?

Or does the fed only change short-term interest rates (hikes of which you would miss out on by switching to intermediate and long-term bonds)?
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>>685046389
Not OP, but why be a normiefag when you can live in the sewer? I want to see if I can do the same.
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OP are you the guy that rapes and murder women, children and or both?
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>>685046349
How do you enter and leave the sewer?
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>>685045600
Toxic sludge is only green in cartoons.
This looks delish take a nice drink
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>>685045600
It's a non toxic fluorescent colour that is used to follow water flow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorescein
You can dye an inlet and watch where it's coming out
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Dye test looking for leak or cross connect of storm to sanitary.
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Water treatment operator here

Looks like dye tracing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dye_tracing
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Swim.
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>>685046617
Mamma's gonna buy you a raping bird
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>>685046483
no way would algae make it that fluorescent a green, this is some chemical shit for sure
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>>685045600
Looks like you found the slurm factory.
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>>685045600
>Having two microwaves in Oslo.
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How do u have internet
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>>685046048
>Doesn't have any question to ask, just wants to show off knowledge of plumming
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>>685046591

After all the sandniggers take over europe. White people will need to find places to rise up. the sewer is perfect
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>>685045600
drink it. start mutant norwegian black metal band.
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>>685046533
mcdonalds garbage and grocerystore garbage. its actually good quality food.

i think it goes into one of the smaller tunnels.
ill try following the stream further.
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This is mutants are made.

Do you have a third arm?
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>>685046737
>>685046733
>>685046730
>>685046483


Dye confirmed
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>>685046656
Rate hikes hurt bond prices, particularly longer term bonds.

You get the best financial advice available in a polluted Oslo sewer!
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>>685046957
Do you shower/bathe or keep clean some way?
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Drink it and become a fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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>>685045600
Ohio is a shithole full of Drumpftards. You should move to a state with cleaner sewers. pic unrelated
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>>685046592
how do you use them if they're locked?
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Why don't you sell most of the phones and buy a solar battery. They arent that expensive.
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>>685047190
Fucking genius.
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>>685047257
no light in the sewers dumbass
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>>685046957
Have you ever found any cool stuff in the sewers?
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>>685045600
How do you get food? Water?
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Are you a ninja turtle?
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>>685047190
"I live in Oslo"
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i need to enter the other tunnel from a different entrance. here is a picture of me
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>>685047190
>Ohio
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>>685047257
>please ship to sewer man
1234 shit lane
shit, us 9111111
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District heating water is colored to identify any leaks in the underground pipes so it is most likely that. When shit goes wrong with the pipes it goes like pic related.
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>>685047190
Can you read?
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>>685047386
Well that's if you are in them 24/7 which I doubt
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Gravity sewer being dye tested with force main
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>>685047445
Time stamp faggot
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>>685047190
lmao
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>>685047445

Cool you can shot up places and hide in the sewer like every crazy person.
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>Immigrants have forced native population to live underground in sewers
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>>685046576
CARLOS
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>>685045600
Timestamp faggot
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>>685045600
>the sewer
Where primarily? Do you have a "permanent" domicile, an often frequented spot?
Also, which part of town?
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>>685046424
no they don't
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>>685047393
i have many flashlights.

>>685047413
local garbage and public drinking fountains.

>>685047209
i cant use the locked ones. i only collect them.

>>685047113
at public restrooms.

>>685047393
i have found some gold jewlery. and many watches.
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>>685047694
Kek
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>>685045600
Looks like antifreeze
I wouldn't worry about it
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To bad pussy can't live in a sewer unless they want to have bad pussy infections.
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>>685047882
Smart idea, OP..but still, I would find somewhere safer than the sewers for gods sake, but you know, that might just be me
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somehow, the way you took because of the drugs and living in a sewer makes me feel sad , tell us anon, explay why, make this a feel thread
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>>685045600
Timestamp.
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>>685047190
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Slurm, from Futurama
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>>685047542
yes i wasnt born here.

>>685047849
yes. im mostly downdown when i have things to do. the system is a mess down there. always clogging.
i sleep on the upper west side.
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>>685047111
Ah I see - the older bonds are less appealing (and thus drop in price) when newer bonds with higher interest rates come onto the market?

Who knew this thread could yield something more productive than shitposting?
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>>685047882
Why haven't you become a serial killer yet?
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>>685047882
Have you ever seen something that scared you down there? You know like giant demon spiders that masquerade as creepy clowns that eat kids.
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>>685045600
Here in America if you did that you'd probably get raped by some other homeless junkie.
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>>685045600
is it steaming? the water from heat networks is often green
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>>685046424
Yes they do.

Source; That's my job.
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>>685045600
Drink it
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>>685048268
What things do you have to do?
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F
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wow op yuo're a crazy person
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>>685048319
a bit. ill get a better light i found in a garage and lower myself down into the smaller tunnel.
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>>685046656
Rising interest rates only show up as new issues are released. Once the interest on a bond is set, it is set. It does not change like how a company can change a stock dividend.
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>>>/trash/
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>>685048273
Yes I'm convinced there are some people actually over 18 on this board.
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>>685048494
sometimes i need to keep my paths clean of rats and i like to build things.
i wish i could find a hammer once.
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>>685045600
Its antifreeze idiot plumbers use it when installing new systems
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>>685048563

OP needs to fuck or rape Evalion so they can have a master race of crazy people.
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>>685045600
Is it easy to get laid in the sewer system? Also, dubs checked.
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>>685048268
So, what Majorstuen, Skøyen?

Safer up there?
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How much money do you have and where do you store it?
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>>685046114
Doesn't it smell really bad? Also are sometimes workers showing up and calling cops on you?

Post pic of where you sleep / your home pls.
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>>685045600
Stop lying you fuck shit. That is a cooling pipe with colant running out of it not a sewage pipe.
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im lowering myself down into the smaller tunnel. i cant take with me the hanging light, so ill use a mini flashlight. ive never been this deep before.
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>>685045600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
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>>685048977
Drumpf says it's okay to pour straight antifreeze into sewers.
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>>685048813
Shit, dude. What have you built?
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>>685046424
Exactly my thought.
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>>685045600
Do you worry about drowning?
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>>685045600
if i get to oslo, can i talk to you? around what area can i find you?
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Sorry for the jokes in my previous post. Has anything scared you down there? Have you ever been hurt?
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>>685049094
Is there any mechanical ventilation down there? You might want to consider that standing H2S could kill you quickly.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243130/Miguel-Restrepo-lived-Colombian-sewer-22-years-wife-dog.html
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>>685048890
majorstuen, yes. down at karl johan, the water rises with all kinds of dead rat and fecies. then the other rats panic, and if you get trapped you can drown.
up at majorstuen, i dont have that problem.

>>685048962
i have many coins from all over the world. i collect them.
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>>685049094
you enjoy your life op? like where you are at?
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>>685045600
>today, i came across this. what should i do?
Rub 4 turtles and a rat in it, flush them all for good measure
>obviously
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When do you play to fight Batman?
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>>685045600
D-Drink it sewer bro
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>>685045600
dude, you found Black Mesa
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>>685049094
How do you have internet IN the sewer?
>Calling BS
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>>685046397
was about to say this
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>>685049094
How was your life before you moved to the sewers? Do you miss your old life?
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>>685049387
>Hi, I'm hole guy a new meme
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>>685049183
i built a bed and traps. mostly traps.

>>685049238
yes. if the water overflows need a quick exit.

>>685049324
i dont talk to people that much.
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This is dye used to track water as it moves through the system. This being said, you should probably drink it.
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>>685046397
drink it it will keep you warm, obviously ANTI freeze
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>>685049441
Been sleeping out long enough for when Plata was still infested with junkies? Any run-ins with them?
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>>685049280
Doot doot
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>>685045600
Report that shit to the local authorities.
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Kort fortalt, hvordan ble livet ditt slik? Hvorfor ikke bare nave?
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>>685047479
Kek
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Post pics of home
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>>685045600
probably mountain dew runnoff from the factory mate. Take a sip.
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>>685045600
Put four turtles in it and put on a rat costume
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youre a god op keep going
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>>685045600
>685045600
That is a florescent tracer chemical added to the water to follow it, see if the sewer is leaking out, or to find out if the water it was added to is getting into the sewer system. It is harmless and biodegradable.
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>>685049791
i don't judge. what if i bring you some stuff?
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If OP is currently live through this experience
it's possible he is in a trench with high levels of radiation. It isn't always a stereotype when radioactive waste is described as being green
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>>685049930
Sagt som en ekte parasitt!
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can you take some of that green shit and form a time stamp for us OP?
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>>685049926
they are most likely the ones who caused this. see >>685050005
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>>685046149
There is no other answer.
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>>685047093

Crazy. Neurosurgeon here. we use this in some surgeries to identify if there is a cerebrospinal fluid leak (the fluid is usually clear and by causing it to fluoresce you can more easily identify a leak). Usually it's injected in the person's back like a spinal tap. Other people have started using it to identify margins of brain tumors during resection.

Gotta love technology that is applicable in the human brain and the sewer.
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im on all fours.
the green stuff stings a bit, and smells sour.
i have to put the phone on top of this pipe and come back for it. its so tight and it might get ruined.
i think im close
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>>685047479
kek
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>>685047190

Hey faggot learn to read.
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>>685049791
well if you don't talk that much, i want to help you with some things, what about some money, i guess you will find it even more useful with drugs or whatever than i do
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>>685046114
Wonter is Cumming!
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>>685050241
Please be careful friend I hope you dont get hurt!
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>>685046296
The only reason the US is raising rates is to make the 750B of US debt Saudi Arabia owns, and will need to liquidate, worth significantly less.
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Op is a public service engineer who took pictures at work for his boss and now is role playing on the interwebs
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>>685050241
Godspeed, OP. Godspeed.
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>>685050383
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>>685050612
this
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>>685049384
Yeah OP you need to be careful about this. This is one reason it's so dangerous to live down there.
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how are you using a phone right now/ what percent is the battery if you cant charge it
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>>685048661
In the secondary bond markets though, the likelihood you will want to purchase another bond at a low rate decreases thus lowering the sale value of the bond.
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>>685046819

Under-rated post
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>>685047444
>>685047542
>cold as fuck in winter
>full of religious retards
>main export is soul-crushing despair

What's the difference between Ohio and Oslo again? pic unrelated
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>>685050303
Yeah op let him help you. No one is judging you. Everyone needs a push from time to time.
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>685045600
Kan du vise meg i morgen? Hvor i Oslo?
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OP you're a modern day pioneer, the first of your kind. Post on /b/ regularly from now on if you can. Also if you can post a photo of your living quarters/collected items.
I'm intrigued honestly. This whole story is pretty amazing.
With summer coming maybe consider living in a forest? The fresh air would be nice and prob do you good. Or an old abandoned building.
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>>685050612
OP post a time stamp already
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>>685050854
Fuck off you tech faggot
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>>685050854
Let us dream.
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>>685050854
>artistic

I think you mean autistic
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>>685051040
He cant because he be lying yo
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>>685051129
Fucken KEK
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>>685046766
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>>685050080
Ikke at jeg er det, men heller parasitt i en leilighet enn kloakkrotte. Så.. hva skjedde?
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>>685049094
>ive never been this deep before.

Are we doing phrasing?
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>>685050561
China has been proactively rolling its US treasury bonds into tangible assets like real estate and businesses for the same reason. Start learning to speak Arabic.
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>>685047445
Dude, you really look like a rat
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Do you travel a lot or do you just stay in your general area? How often do you come up to the surface?
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>>685051421
You are what you eat. Think about it they are the only major food source that isn't feces
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>>685051397
>når det er tre nordmenn i en tråd
Faen meg #DenFølelsen
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This is depressing. OP, if you have a PayPal or something, I can wire you some cash in a few days. Drop me your email if ya got one
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>>685049791
I like traps too sewer bro.
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>>685047445
Hvorfor tar du dop, jaevla homo
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>>685047445
need some timestamps jim jarmouche
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>>685047445
Huh
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I don't get how a sane person capable of using modern technology, aware of a site like 4chan, speaking two languages (correct me if I'm wrong) ends up living in a sewer. There are far less capable people that ended up with quality houses and families. What happened?
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>>685051351
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>>685047445
how about a timestamp henrik
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>>685047882
Wtf? homeless in norway? unless you're illegal or a gypsy this isn't possible, go get help from NAV you retard
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>>685046048
no it would be #150 cause of the bonnet. 300/600/900 have circle bonnets
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become a ninja turtle (drink it)
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>>685051744
>More often than you would like to think
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>>685051744
>sane

Not OP and not saying OP's insane, but you do know you're making a pretty big assumption there, do you?
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>>685051744
He already said it: drugs.
Entering internet comes at zero costs. And living in the sewer is free plus warm in winter. Perfect place to live if you don't like people and want to asure nobody annoys you when doing drugs.
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>>685051833
he's obviously in sane or a troll
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>tfw OP is literally living everyone's childhood dream and we're all judging him for it

We've become the thing that kept us from living out our dreams
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>>685049387
that article is a fucking train wreck, half of it isn't even about the people in the sewer. what intern made that shit?
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>>685051744
>aware of a site like 4chan
You answered your own question
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>>685052107
fritids?
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>>685052119
I didn't dream of drugs

but I do wish I was a cave explorer
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>>685052119
>I wasn't.
>Godspeed, sewer king.
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>>685051744
Speaking 2 languages is very normal in Europe. And just because you are using devices and the internet doesnt qualify you for anything.
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>>685046914
OP doesnt realize it yet, but his sewer experience and adaptability will help save Europe someday. Op is going to survive the fall of europe with ease, then help take it back from the hands of kebab
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>>685052119
What kind of fucking things do you dream of?
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stop it ellef. get a life
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>>685051639
[email protected]
Anythig helps
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>>685052119

> literally living everyone's childhood dream

Wtf xD
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Why has nobody asked for a timestamp.
OR a pic of himself so we know hes not a worker.
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>>685051833
Not everyone wants help of others. Also doing drugs kinda disqualifies you doesn't it.
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go to chinatown right now and steal someone's rat.
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i seem to be able to fit down between the gap and below the pipe and may be able to get a better sight down the tunnel running to the left, though it seems to narrow out farther down. going to go back down and see what I can learn.
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That's radioactive shit sludge, it's too late for you enjoy your life as a CHUD.
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>>685046159
This
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>>685052557
> Also doing drugs kinda disqualifies you doesn't it.

90% of NAV leeches are either migrants (mostly kurds, eastern europeans etc), or drug addicts
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>>685052528
nigger have you just not seen the thread
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bfftttt, I can buy antifreeze from pepboys.
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>>685052119
I get what you mean, he's living where he wants, no ragrets. Many of you judge OP yet you probably don't even like your own home
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>>685052665
Hey OP, you might want to reply to >>685051639 with a timestamp.
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>>685052119
My childhood dream was to be a millionaire astronaut. What kind of fucking insane dreams did you have?
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>>685052353
>OP will live out Metro 2033
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....how do you have internet in the tunnels under the ground? No time stamp? come on now. Fuck off.
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>>685049280
Lulz
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>>685045600
Ur gonna turn into a TMNT
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>>685052801
i love my apartment. i love the city i live in. i love my 15 hour a week consulting gig that pays for it all. i love my hobbies that also make me money. i love the drugs i can get easily. i love showering. i love my friends. i love eating food that isn't thrown away first. i love heat and running water. i love my big giant tv and the screeners i get of new movies. life is great.
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>>685052119
oh fuck you faggot
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>>685052665


Op get the fuck out of There
before it's to late
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>>685052766
I don't know details about NAV. Then again not everyone wants help of others. OP already said he doesn't talk to other people often. He seems tl be a loner to me.
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Nice dye test
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>>685052665
If it keeps getting narrow, it's best to scrub your little exploration.
Try to be safe oh great sewer king
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>>685052665
Don't get yourself stuck sewer bro
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get some hocky gear and become Casey Jones
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>>685050213
Neurosurgeon? No fuckin way, seriously?
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>>685045952
>Norway needs more CHUDs
Chuggums-wang eatin'
Huma-groid
Urban
Dweller
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good luck ellef
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>>685052801
Oh.. good eye
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>>685050213
You probably make well over $250k a year but you're on /b/?

Why?
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>>685053368
Not everyone here is 15.
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propylene glycol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propylene_glycol

roll dubs to see OP drink it
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>>685045600
If you're not lying and actually live in a sewer then congratulations OP you're a true Robot!
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>>685050213
A fucking neurosurgeon on /b/?

I fucking love this place...
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>>685053015
^this
Also, anyone got any schematics for OP so he can build a half decent weapon/gun to remove rat-bab inna sewer?
>be on mobile so no schematics
> yes I come from /k/
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>>685053591
holy fuck is it summer already
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>>685046149
Best answer hands down
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>>685053555
i have bad news
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>>685045600
>>
WHAT THE FUCK /b??

Why is there no fucking Ninja Turtles in this thread?
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>>685053508
i make ovebr that too, i own my own business.

not everyone on here is as miserable and poor as you are.
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>>685053508
Probably that weird kid who sat in class but made good grades and is now making the big bucks. Still socially awkward, but fuckin rich
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>>685045600
>lives in a sewer
>browses 4chan
>tfw when you realize op is a real life cave troll
How degenerate can one man be?
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>>685045600
Bottle it and sell it as Surge.
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>>685047694
IN THE YEAR 2016
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>>685053923
i have many friends and girlfriends come easily, literally and figuratively. why do yuou think everyone else is a neet virgin just because you are?
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>>685047190
You disgust me, fucking profligate. I should lash you to a cross
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>>685053868
>1
noot
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I like you OP. You're the Sewer King.
But why not become a criminal?

Pic related ;)
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>>685053868
Because you're a dumb bitch and haven't read the whole thread.
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We need timestamp

If it's legit Or not
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>>685054001
or Mountain Dew, you can hardly tell the difference.
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>>685053555
Nice trips. Your hostile answer disproves your claim of being a neurosurgeon. Too dull-witted of a response.
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OP is the Sewer king of Oslo I will one day track you down to buy you a bear
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>>685054381
it isn't
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>>685045600

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_1RBk0xWs
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