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Do it like mom

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Do it like mom
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>>685034196
HI. Im a feminist
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>>685034196
you wanna touch meweewee?
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i like little kids
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Just like my ex
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>>685034196
I really enjoy anime
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>>685034196
I have no money
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FUCKING SANDNIGGER SCUMBUCKETS
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>>685034196
Do what? Eat dinner? Watch a movie?
What kind of first date are you on?

>>685034289
That'd be fine by me.
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i eat isrealy schoolchildren
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I really hate niggers
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Spread them legs girl
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>>685034196
You look my ex
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I browse on 4chan
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"I believe in god"
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i trip on 4chan
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>>685034411
>>685034477
checked
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prepare your anal cavity
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>>685034196
Fuck me like Daddy!
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>>685034196
do you like anal?
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>>685034196
hitler did nothing wrong
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I'm voting for trump
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>>685034196
here come dat boi...
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I have three penises
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>>685034196
im in 4chan erridei
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>>685034196

"I'm voting for Trump."
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>>685034821
I'm voting for Clinton
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I vote for Trump.
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>>685034821
hes better than shillary though
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>>685034821
I'm voting for Bernie
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>>685034941
true
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I don't like Chipotle.
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Is your daughter hot?
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>>685034196
your thoughts on bestiality?
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I really like anime
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>>685034196
Your son sucks better
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Pay for dinner cunt
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Are you a femanon?
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Wait, you're not thirteen?
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PANZERKRAUFWAGEN USCHILLATÖL SCHEIßE FREUNDSCHAFTSBEZEIGFREUNDSCHAFTSBEZEIGUNGEN
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Seen the banana meme?
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>>685034878
>>685034907
I said it first faggots!!!!
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George Bush did 9/11
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>>685034196
What a beautiful moustache
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>>685034196
Hi, I'm from 4chan.
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rape culture is real
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>>685034196
I have all AIDS
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I am a cuck
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>>685034550
>isrealy

jesus christ
get literate you dumb nigger
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# Feel The Bern
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>>685034196
Are you into carnies?
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im a hornucersexual tumblinaite
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>>685034196
Gentle, I'm a virgin
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>>685034196
i cut your face
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>>685034196
My Little Pony rocks
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Pedophilia is not illegal
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>>685035327
>taking the b8
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>>685034196
You don't hate niggers?
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here come dat boi
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do you like memes?
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Do you like anime?
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>>685034196
/b/ is now twitter
#fuckyouOP
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*israeli
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>>685034813
This
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You're not a trap?
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>>685034196
I am a nigger.
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Join me in incest?
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Wait so your not a she male?
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>>685034196
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>685035587

Came to the thread to say this. damn.
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>>685034196
I'm really bad at counting.
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>>685034196
niggers tongue my anus
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you pay for dinner
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I'm a convicted pedophile.
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>>685034196
My ex was hotter
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>>685035327
iam veri litereat
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When we fuck already?
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>>685035039
this
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I go on 4chan
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I only do anal
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>>685034196 (OP)
I shit-post on 4chan
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>>685035788
Kek
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Dat Boi sucks cock
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>>685035587
o shit waddup
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>>685034407
sadly that doesn't do it anymore. With the feminism and equality and shit.
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>>685034196
ever heard about lolis?
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>>685035765
More then four words, and copying me faggot!
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>>685035878
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You paying, don't you?
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>>685034196
Hi. I am OP
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Those are cold sores
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I've seen you naked
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I am a martyr
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>>685034196
>I am a feminist
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>>685036126
KEK!
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I saved Justin Bieber
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>>685034196
I forgot my wallet
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>>685034477
>Get a load of this cuck
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My penis is 3"
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No, it's not contagious
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>>685036067
kek
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Do you have benis?
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>>685034196
I don't eat meat.
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Tits or GTF out
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Beavis and Butthead Rule!
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Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
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So, I'm a Brony
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>>685034196
Fuck you dumb bitch
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Hoped you were trans
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Shit on my chest?
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Encyclopedia pimple and hairball
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kikes, niggers, sandnigger scum
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>>685034196
You smell like niggers
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here come dat boi
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I'm a Mormon missionary
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>>685035898
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You look like mommy
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>>685034196
Make America Great Again
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niggers can pick cotton
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I'd fuck Lindsay Lohan
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>>685034196
That movie sucked ass.
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Wrong hole again, son
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You smell like jerky.
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Wreh Cold Whore Ass
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You're not my sister!
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Wait, Where's your dick?
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your dick is bigger
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>>685034196
Do you play WoW?
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>>685034196
Let's just fuck now
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Rolf Harris is innocent
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>>685036804
Oh shit waddup
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Hitler was Hasidic lol
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>>685034196
You could've paid, bitch.
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There's cum in that.
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>>685034196


FUCK ME LIKE DADDY
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>>685034196
I like other men.
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You like strap-ons?
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>>685034196

Do you like MLP
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You were a dare.
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My Name is Moot
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>>685034196
I lost a bet.
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>>685034196
Fluttershy is best pony
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Lets lurk on 4chan.
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>>685034196
Your neck is fat
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lets split the bill
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You look pretty retarded
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Lick my asshole, whore.
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>>685034196
Never had consensual sex.
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Wow, you are fat!
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My laxatives are working
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babe, taste the rainbow
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I believe in Astrology
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Have you played Undertale?
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Cool if I'm married?
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Will you marry me?
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>>685034196
i just shit myself
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>>685034196
Would you fuck me?
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what are for words?
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>>685037679
underrated post
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>>685037449

SHE IS THOUGH!!!
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let's breed fuck toys
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Just like my ex
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>>685037679
/Thread.
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>>685034196
We're going dutch, right?
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>>685034196

Derpa Derpa Mohammad Jihad
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>>685037777
checkt
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>>685034564
Dream girl words here
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>>685037636


VIRGIN DETECTED!! WOMEN LOVE THAT FUCKING SHIT
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1. 2. 3. 3.
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>>685036490
GTF is 3 words unless you actually say GTFO to people you just met in real life, in that case you're retarded
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>>685037777
Checked
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you suck. Monica swallows
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>>685037851
That's such a cancer thing to say
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>>685037679
>THIS IS DELICIOUS
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>>685037898


DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH...THIS IS 4CHAN..NONE IS GONG ON A DATE
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How was your name?
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>>685037898
>...hence...
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>>685038041
This
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>>685034196
Shit hurt, didn't it?
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>>685037679
>>685037777
>the quads have spoken
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>>685034477
Ew, what a waste of dubs. You are a terrible person. Fucking leave the internet you waste of space
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>>685037995
thats 6 words faggot
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>>685037995


TRUTH HURTS HUH VIRGIN SHUT IN FAT FUCK???
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>>685035898
/thread
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You are not pretty
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>>685037868
I get it
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I have the ebola
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"I tip my Fedora"
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Do you like scat?
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You're sitting on it.
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>>685034196
Ever fucked a nigger?
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>>685034196
Make Me a Sandwich
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This date is ruined...
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Really? I'm part fetus.
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>>685034196
Kitchen is that way!
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I go on /b/.
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>>685038136
Try and stop me, bitch.
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would you buy condoms?
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>>685034289
/thread

I got a damn good laugh out of that. Thanks.
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>>685038219
I like scat
>It's fun music
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>>685034196
can do it in two
i vape.
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Well excuuuse me, Princess.
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>>685038545


VIRGIN DETECTED
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You're quite fair, m'lady,
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>>685034196
Give me your skin
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Oohhh Uuuughh Aaaaaaanh Mmmaaahh~!
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>>685034196
I never get trips
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It feels so summery in here.
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>>685038609
There goes my Virgin-Alarm
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Right in my pants
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>>685034196


>Do You Even Lift
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I gotta go caca
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>>685034196
I am a lolicon
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>>685034196
I have 3 dicks
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>>685038940


I THINK YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO IT.
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Sonic makes me hard.
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>>685034196
You're eating that much?!
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>>685035525
it isnt nigger, its just a fetish
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>>685034196
Got to go, bye.
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I have chronic syphilis
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>>685034196
Literally anything I say.
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I literally cum buckets
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>>685039578
>>685039500
/thread
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>>685034196
I've watched you pee
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>>685038467
/thread
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Are you ready kids?
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>>685034196
Quiet, my moms upstairs
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>>685034196
Do you have Tumblr?
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>>685034196
You allergic to clorophorm?
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I dont eat that shit about the all mighty talentous and rich Bill Cosby goes clubbing on basic bitches.

>I am an atheist
*tips fedora and pulls katana back
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Ich bin ein Berliner
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>>685034196
Wanna see my fadoras?
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>>685039922
At first glance, thought it said Chromosomes
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i believe in Trump
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>>685034196
SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL
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You're just my type.
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My pronouns aren't optional
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>>685034196
Let's fuck a dog!
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I only eat vegans.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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How do I tripcode?
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>>685034196
Do you have cutiemark?
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Zero of ten. Sage
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I fap to traps
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>>685034196
Do you play Minecraft?
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I forgot my wallet
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>>685034196
Hitler was a vegetarian.
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Tell me when, OK?
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>>685040922
Check'd
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Here come dat boi!
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It was my privilage
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psshh nothin personnel kid
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>>685041038
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I love Steven Universe~!!!
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Wanna go to anthrocon?
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>>685041233
Get check'd, bitch
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i like scat porn
oooooooooor....
shit on my cock
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Your daughter was better.
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>>685034196
True story
>out on first date
>meet her at her mum's,
>her mum is standing there
>she says "do you like my dress?"
>me "Is that a moo moo?"
>date over
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>>685041655
K nice dubs
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>>685034196
hi. im a brony

just kidding. thats the 4 words that get her wet.
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>>685034196
I fuck littl girls
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im 2x2 inches. erect
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>>685034196
Hi I Love you
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I brought some roofies
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>>685034196
I post on /b/
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>>685034196

I'm voting for Trump.
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>>685035538

Thats not bait you fucking autistic nigger
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>>685042488
And remember kids - dubz are never wrong.
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I don't have herpes
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>>685042313
best answer so far
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YOU LOOK LIKE EVALION
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3 out of 10
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>>685035538
That wasn't bait faggot you just have autism. This is probably bait tho. Fuck it your stupid.
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>>685034196
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"Someone stole your sweetroll?"
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Hello, I'm from Israel
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>>685034196
I am a virgin.
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>>685042621
>>685043192
Same-edgysummernew-fag
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>>685034822
Oh Shit Wuddup!
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Be My Girl Friend.
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I liek anime grills
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I am on 4chan!
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Sorry Daddy is calling
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Make america great again
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When we ganna fuck?
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>Are ya ready kids?
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Bitch go fuck yourself
I have advanved aids
I fucked your mom
I fucked your dad
I fuck large dogs
Dont get pissy bitch
I have no money
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>>685045051
That actually works for sluts
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>>685044034
I've said it, it works
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>>685034196
My name is Moot
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>>685034196
I have HIV AIDS
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Dont touch my weenie
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I think your beautiful
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Is your penis feminine?
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I browse /b/ regularly
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>>685034196
your cunt smells bad
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>>685034196
You look gorgeous, m'lady
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>>685034196
I drink dog cum
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>>685034196
"I can't count"
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>>685034196
read the manga, scrub
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