>When you get too drunk to stop gay guys from sucking your cock.

man pussy

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>>685029394
Give me the man pussy

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>gay robotic furries
God please smite these infidels

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>>685029484

TAKE THIS PUSSY!!!!!!!

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it gets worse

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>>685029774

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>>685029311
>How do you know this then?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/stop-walking-eggshells/201409/the-faces-male-borderline-personality-disorder
https://www.bpdcentral.com/help-for-families/bpd-articles/?Borderline-Personality-Disorder-in-Men-Overlooked-Misdiagnosed-5
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/borderline-personality-disorder/index.shtml

>Seems contradictory.
It isn't. I have an inferiority complex naturally, so I lie to try and make myself seem superior. There's absolutely nothing contradictory about it.

So you are better at diagnosis than professionals on the basis that you believe you have successfully diagnosed yourself? You know for a fact you are not being a hypochondriac and have not given yourself a mental placebo?
Not entirely, no. However, the short while I actually tried to help myself, mainly from altering my habits, I felt significantly better. But crazy shit keeps happening and brings out other things like the pathological lying. I just have so many problems that I don't know where to begin. I fix one, and realize I have another. Am I a hypochondriac? Quite possibly.

>You really don't. Reading to satisfy your pre-conception and confirmation bias is not research.
I'm inclined to disagree. Also, you have no idea what I've done and how much I've researched so you even possibly say that it "isn't research" when what I did worked while I actually did it.

>>685030413

you sound like a rancid tumbloid

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His boipussy must be rancid.

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>>685030506
Not really. Those special snowflake Tumblrinas are retarded and say "omg I'm so depressed! My bf just broke up with me, I'm going to cut myself for attention!". I don't do stupid shit like that, and I try to be as objective as possible. I try to do actual research, but I will admit that I hadn't looked much into other suspected problems so I can't confirm anything other than borderline personality disorder. I don't know why it's so hard to believe that professionals aren't always right, and that everyone else is always wrong. Seems like a really stupid way of thinking.

>>685030690
I don't have a "boipussy". I fucking hate that word, it's so retarded. And no, I'm actually extremely clean, and a bit of a germaphobe.

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>>685031051
....manpussy?

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>>685031051
*isn't always wrong
That's like the fifth fucking thing I've messed up today. God help me.

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>>685031255
No. No pussy.

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cushion for the pushin

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>>685031357
Ah, so you're a top.
Demos has a nice boipussy though, you should try to breed his.

deeply impregnate the manpussy

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Sow the manpussy with your seed

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>>685031600
Usually top, but it depends on the guy, and how I'm feeling at the moment. Well, if I wasn't a virgin that is.

>>685031661
I'll have to see it first. It must meet my extremely high standards.

>>685031051 It's "germophobe", not "germaphobe". You're also trying too hard to sound smart. I say you're a high-functioning autistic 17 year old. Prove me wrong.

hey furfags, creepy degenerate here

any of you posting on /stim/ ?

think i recognize u

>>685031799

you're going to be sad and alone forever

>>685031600
checked

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>>685031799
Yukky, a non-virgin.

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do not pregnate my boipussy

>>685032089

you will carry your owner's seed and bear his fruit

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Being alone forever is A-okay.
Better than not getting what you want and "settling" for something lesser.

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>>685032186
>>685032186
>>685032186

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>>685030413
So you don't know it. Estimates and suspicion of misdiagnoses are not actual numbers.

> I don't lie to make myself seem smart
> I lie to make myself seem superior
So what exactly is the difference?

I do have an idea of what you've done: "I've done a fair bit of research already, and apparently it's right. I got a book on it, read a little bit through it". You think that's enough to diagnose yourself?

By the way, good to know you won't trust professionals to diagnose you but you'll use their material in order to self-diagnose.

>>685031051
"omg I'm so depressed! My bf just broke up with me, I'm going to cut myself for attention!"

Essentially the same as what you just did since you kept bringing up your "illness" for no reason.

>>685032186
> "You will anally leak jizz".

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>>685032186
>owner
never
... unless it's cool

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I wish I had a nebulous mental illness so I could absolve myself of responsibility. If anyone accuses me of having control of my actions I can call them insensitive and/or ignorant.

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>You will never be Demos' owner.

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>>685032617
You never take responsibility and own up to water on the floor after showers though.

>>685032477
Sauce plz ?

>>685032422

is there a problem with that

>>685032510

with a cool collar and leash too

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>>685032865
IT'S A COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOUR.

Anyway, I absolutely admit that I get water everywhere.

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>>685032942
Some homogay on FA

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>>685033071
And yet you never try to not get it everywhere.

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>>685031865
Sorry, I've been making a lot of mistakes today. And I don't try to make myself sound smart at all, this is honestly how I normally type, as well as speak. And I'm not autistic. In fact, there was another test I took earlier today because it was apart of another thread. However, I always take these tests with a grain of salt. Also, it asks slightly/definitely agree/disagree on here, and I answered slightly most of the time as to not skew the results, which I probably shouldn't have done. As for it being as high as it is, I really just hate everyone and hate talking most of the time. Unless it's arguing like I have been doing. I fucking love to argue with people and try to prove them wrong. Makes me feel superior.

>>685031911
Yes, I know.

>>685032002
Nope. I'm pure until I find someone as godly as I to breed with.

>>685032422
Well, I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to being superior than just being smart. Again, I'm referring to that particular instance which usually in the case. It's many things of which I try to make myself appear superior, not simply being smart. I don't know why that's so hard to understand for you, other than the fact that you seem pretty stupid yourself, and can't even see the bigger picture rather than one minute detail.

No, stop implying things, you jackass. I never said it was. I said it has helped, but I never said it was the ultimate cure.

Yeah, FREE material. This goes back to paranoia. I don't want them getting my money and them being wrong. I'm aware that not getting clinically diagnosed by a professional could lead to more problems, and I openly accept it. Can't be worse then getting strung out on drugs that are absurdly expensive.

>>685032422
That's because I just started looking into it after I realized just how much it affected me. I was unsure at first if I truly was a pathological liar or a Narcissist, but these events have piqued my interest.

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Also, fucking low blow, Tay. You're supposed to support me like a good wife.

>>685033039
No, I'm just re-iterating what you said minus the flowery wording.

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>>685033039
only if it has the rad spikes on it and a nametag that reads "princess" on it
and my own personal bowl too

>>685033071
>he sprays water on the floor during showers
fucking why

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>>685033310
>in the case
*isn't the case
Please kill me.

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But what colour would match your rad spikes?

>>685033345
You seem to like it whenever I give you a low blow, though.

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SHUT UP NEF

>>685033643
just stop arguing with him

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>>685033310
I read that wrong
Are you cute?

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Black.
Because it's metal as fuck, yo.

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>>685033714
I like arguing. It's the only thing that consistently brings me joy in my otherwise pathetic life.

>>685033716
No. Hence why I'm still a virgin. Can't find another god to breed with if I'm an ugly flawed god myself. I'm probably going to be a virgin forever.

>>685033708
what

>>685032477

Not totally sure, but the character looks the same. That image isn't listed there though.

https://e621.net/post/index/1/milo_%28mrtweek%29

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>>685034017
I know how that feels, which is why im a virgin too.
Too ugly and autistic that no one wants.

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You need pink accents to go with the tag. One colour is too vanilla.

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>>685034017
it would bring me joy if you stopped

>>685034169

Was supossed to be >>685033039

Whoops.

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okay i can get behind a nice hot pink
also
chet fucking lied to me last night. he said he watched osomatsu-san and played me for shits and giggles
punish him, bring down your catboy wrath

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>>685034197
It sucks, doesn't it? Personally, I'm not autistic, just an extremely arrogant dickface. Sometimes. Depends on the day really.

>>685034311
Alright then. I actually like bringing joy to others despite my otherwise cold and callous personality, it's just very hidden. If that makes you happy, then I'll be glad to stop.

>>685033345

if anything you made it hotter, great job

>>685033357

yea make it pink and black too ooooo

>>685034465

??

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gay boys have fluffier tails

>>685034734

Quoted the wrong post, sorry.

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>>685034632
thankies

>>685034695
it will be the most beautiful collar

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>>685034103
I was replying to you from last thread

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>>685034632
I dont care. Im fine with being a perma-virgin. It adds just another thing that makes me different from all the people I hate.
Pieces of shit are all non-virgins so they can eat shit and go fuck themselves.

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I cannot. I will not be able to go over this weekend.

I started watching it yesterday but that site crashed twice and I haven't gone back yet.

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>>685035247
omg shut up

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>>685035312
Agreed.

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dog gamnit
what site were you using

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The one you sent us. Gogoanime?

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Well, looks like captchas being a nigger again with the old "2 random strings of letters" that are impossible to discern. I'll be back to shitpost later after I stop being an anorexic fag and eat something, if anyone actually cares.

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>>685033310
In this context what is being superior other than just being smarter and how is the illusion of it achieved by lying on the internet?

> "stop implying things"
> "I never said it was the ultimate cure"
Irony.
Also, "I'm better at diagnosing myself than fucking doctors". Sounds like you claim to have self-diagnosed to me.

> "I'm aware that not getting clinically diagnosed by a professional could lead to more problems, and I openly accept it."
Good. But consider that, rather than having a complex and somewhat nebulous mental illness, you may just be an immature idiot that doesn't want to have to accept the fact that he makes bad choices. We've all done it; we've all been teenagers.

>>685033357
I don't.

>>685033292
Because that's what true freedom is made of.

>>685033690
Not the kind I'm talking about.

>>685034695
Eugh.

>>685035113

for the most beautiful boy

>>685036064

don't be bonerkill

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>>685035856
No one cares

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>>685035813
well fuk

>>685036064
my shower is missing a door and i dont even spray the floor

>>685036238
omg

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>>685036238
I'm not. It was stillborn due to the whole "pregnant boy-pussy" thing; never had the opportunity to be alive.

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>>685036708
chet don't ruin our dreams of having our boy-pussies impregnated

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>>685036655
what is he even sitting on

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>>685036703
I DON'T SPRAY WATER EVERYWHERE.

I get out of the shower and drip it all over the floor, thank you very much. Then Tay gets upset. Then I laugh. It's all part of the dance of reality.

* Dance of life, not dance of reality.

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>>685036888
don't forget to water the chia pets

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>>685037158
i didn't mean to reply to you sorry

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pant pant pant

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I swear to God if you forget to water the Chia Pets I will slit your fucking throat.

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>>685036900
Nothing

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>>685037011
WHY DO YOU NOT DRY OFF BEFORE YOU DRIP
THAT'S SO INCONSIDERATE ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU DON'T MOP THE FLOORS
WHAT IF YOUR FLOORS GET MOLDY HUH WHAT THEN

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I gotta go mayne

>>685039893
looks like he went through a game of cave explorer

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>>685039296
It's my flat, I can do what I want.
My floors are laminated wood and there is a large extractor fan in bathroom. No mold.

Use your indoor voice too. This is why you get bullied.

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ew

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eisennnnnnnn

>>685040023
>>685033971

>>685040016

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hay

>>685040127
chuckled

>>685029330
dude this shit happens to me way to much, but atleast the dudes treat me nice

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was thinkin bout you today

>>685040143
i forgot to add my reply. dumb automatic thing. oops

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that's funny
I was doing the same

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>>685040143
I'll take that as you having no comeback.
I will continue to flood my bathroom.

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i wanna chill out and do stuff with you
we haven't hanged out in a while, thanks to work and your exams and such
sadface

>>685035312
You need sex to relax.

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true

let's watch things tonight

Maybe you can watch each others dicks.

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>>685040881
I forgot to type my response. The auto-reply thing kinda just let it go through.
But I do not support your flooding of the bathroom
i bet you also keep all your clothes on the floor in a heap too don't you

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Maybe you can watch your FUCKING MOUTH

demos how do you play mahjong?

eisen no

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okay but we can't stay up too late i have to be up at 5:45 tomorrow for work

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>>685041291
i play to win

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how about 10pm then

two episodes of each?

>>685041390
Oh okay, good to know.

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hell yea two epitoads of helvetica standard
would you wanna use mics?

>>685041504
why do you ask
are you on that episode

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NO HELVETICA STANDARD

i don't think i can use mic because i will wake the house up

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>>685041039
Not really

>>685041802
Yes, it's very confusing.

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no rock paper scissors either
that's ok, we'll have plenty of time to use mics when you got DAT SWEET SINGLE

>>685042070
you don't need to know how to play the game, it's just poking fun at table-top-game shows like yugioh or beyblade. just laugh at karamatsu being dum

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rock paper scissors forever

>>685042246
>just laugh at karamatsu being dum

As per usual.

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strawberry fields forever