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Waifu claiming thread. Claim your waifu and discuss Obligatory

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss

Obligatory claim.
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Its all Neo's fault.
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>>685010620
>Yes. Yes i did.
>But sadly only 2 things were usable.

Shame, though I look forward to seeing them.
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>>685010609
You're welcome! I'm flattered.
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Megumin claimed~
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Best type moon claimed
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>>685010745
I personally believe it's very difficult to have a conversation on the internet, especially on /b/, without it turning to shit.
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>>685010087
Just trying to relax.
What are you going to the doctor for?
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claimed

>>685011002
I OPEN THE DOORS WITH NO PHYSICAL FORCE.
ZIP CODES AIN'T PERMANENT, I CAN ROAM 'EM ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY.
REAL HARD WORK COMES EASILY, INVEST CAREFULLY.
REST THIS WEAK SPELL, A RECIPE, ON THE TRAVEL I BROKE THE RULERS.
DANCING WITH NO SHOES ACROSS THIS EVERYDAY STAGE,
THESE EVERYDAY NON-COINCIDENCE BROUGHT ABOUT BY
LIVING AND DOUBTING NOTHING SPECIAL.
WE NEED A REAL WAR, GIVE ME A FIELD, A FIELD DAY
AND I ONLY HAVE TIME FOR EXPLOSIONS.
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>>685011202
cute ;-;

>konata
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>You don't have it any better and you don't have it any worse.
>You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer.
Knife Man is so quotable, it's untrue.

>>685011147
That's the participant's fault.
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claimin
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>>685011147

Honestly, the most 'shit' any debate/conversation/etc I've ever had is getting slightly awkward and then going back to normal.

>>685011235

Well then.
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Almost done.

>>685011202
High quality chibi.
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>>685011515
what happened to u? O.o

>konata
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>>685011202
Cute~
>>685011235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuzJqXuxIc
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>>685011191
Nice, same here.

Possible heart problem, nothing too big.

>>685010966
Gotta flatter the cute ones.

>>685011375
>That's the participant's fault.
Pretty much.
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>>685011147
You really need to lurk some more and get off /b/ then, you'd be surprised. And that's the specific appeals of these threads we have had very long discussions on several things.
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>>685011742
>nothing too big
That sounds pretty serious to me.
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>Huh?
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>>685011310
>>685011611
>>685011626
I found some nice chibis today.
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>>685011589
>>685011626
best song on the album :3

>konata
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I suppose these threads are at least somewhat more civil than rest of /b/ so I'll give my opinion. I don't believe in god, but I can see why people would have faith in a higher power, it's just something to inspire you everyday I suppose.
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>>685011742
>Gotta flatter the cute ones.
Stooooooooooooooooooooop...
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>>685011957
I found one of these today~
>
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>>685011874
Eh, not really. From what I'm told my mother has been having similar problems and it was just a posture issue.

Though it's better to be safe than sorry, I'm sure it's nothing.

>>685012117
Sorry, can't stop.

>>685011128
You encounter any snakes recently?
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>>685011957
Awesome. 95% of my chibi folder was made by the same artist...

>>685012204
>2016
>still no Homu ohayo
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>>685011957
This is one of the best ones I have on file.
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>>685011147
its impossible to have a conversation with people on the internet you need the person in front of you to have a real discussion.
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>>685012295
No, there's not a lot of snakes here and I live in the city. You want to speak to Galko or Hand-kun for snakes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkyRHRIvoGo
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>>685012547
Oh shit you are hand-kun, fuck I'm retarded
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Time to go now.
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>>685012547
>>685012688
>Thinking I'm Akiko.
>My wrists

Kek, assumed as much. Galko knows a shit ton more about snakes than I do. I just think that they're neat meat rods that slither.

>>685012729
See ya later, Tats. Stay safe.
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>>685012040
I mean I guess we could discuss God/religion, but why? O.o
>>685012204
still haven't seen a konata one ;-;
>>685012729
later gator
>>685011957
lucky star
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>>685012354
At least you have tons of chibi
>I don't
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>>685012295
Oh. Okay then.

How was your day?
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>>685012295
I really hope it's nothing...
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Hand-kun feed me strawberries as demonstrated in this picture please.
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>>685012984
I just saw Akiko and a picture of a screen and dismissed it, I've never liked snakes but that's more because of their teeth reminding me of needles.
>>685012729
night
>>685011957
Might as well join the Chibi wagon
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Akiko claimed I feelreally really weird
ate something from the fridge Iand now dont know whats happening didn't recognize it as anything but salmon but now I feel really bad. My head is spinning I looked into the mirror and for a split second my pupils got huge like looney tunes on drugs huge and I turned the lights on and then became little dots again. Can salmon do that to you or am I just fucked up from something else?
took me like 3 minutes towrite this and failed captcha so much
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>please do it hand-kun
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>>685012586
Hey Anomaly
>>685012729
See ya
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Britfag Maki Claim
>tfw you get robbed and game should have been 2-2 at 90 minutes
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>>685012482
Sometimes I think I have old-fashioned ways of thinking, but this goes far beyond. There are plenty of fora out there with on-going discussions.

>>685012586
Heya, been quite a while. How have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2vOcrO9PY
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>>685013561
What happened?
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>>685013447
Kek. Someone put meth in your salmon.
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>>685013447
You need the help of Emi for this.
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>>685013447
Was it a pufferfish in disguise?
>>685013561
oh i thought you played football not football
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>>685013677
Liverpool were winning 1-0 at half time (should have been 2-0) and Sevilla scored three in the second half, the third was offside.

We got robbed, classic case of european refball

>>685013800
muh soccer

>the drunk posting starts now
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>>685013800
I'm sorry.
But it's calleD FUTBOL
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>>685013028
well i through esdeaths awesome hat in. in my opinion im just surprised people still believe a magic man in the sky made everything it seems absurd to me...
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>>685013544
How are you Syndra?

>>685013675
Surviving as always, how about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqWjl7GkCE
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>>685013438
I remember when there was this Fate GO day where they changed all the portraits to chibis.

Do you have that chibi Shiki by any chance?

>Kyouko
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>>685013072
Kek, adorable.

My day's been fine, boring but relaxing. Can't really complain, currently eating a taco. Thanks for asking.

>>685013211
Kek, you worry too much. It'll be fine.

>>685013438
That's what I assumed, kek. Their teeth reminding you of needles? Huh, that's fair.

I hate their fangs, ugh.

>>685013453
Alright.
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>>685013978
>inb4 riot
refball sucks mang
>>the drunk posting starts now
Fuck yeah~
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>>685014241
ill throw*
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>>685013978
>>685014143
Hand Egg
>>685014241
i wish magic was real so i can turn invisible ;-;
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>>685014778
thats kinda hot
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>>685010426
This is my waifu, we are currently in a long distance relationship....but whenever we actually meet each other she likes to be my dirty little cum bucket whore.
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>>685014439
Well I'm home now megu told you i'd be safe~

>>685014597
honestly we should have ended the first half at 2-0 but sevilla handballed like twice in the penalty area should have been 4-0
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>>685014348
No sadly not, though I'll probably go and find them all now. Honestly I felt that april's fools was dissapointing, compared to the twitter fest of last year or some of the other insane shit they've pulled.
>>685014355
Sorry but what's the difference between teeth and fangs?
Legit curious if it's a case like poison vs venom.
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>>685014283
Same old same old for me, thought recent weather has definitely gotten to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNo82zDnTRU
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>>685014283
Alive i guess.
Not much going on besides work and exams.
What about you?
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>>685014933
>check'd
That's good~
Since you were at the pub, did you drink some red ale~?
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>>685015021
The fangs are what inject the venom/the main teeth. You know how humans have canines? Cats*, bats, snakes, etc have fangs

*cats also have canines.
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>>685015362
no xD
just carlsberg
I swear I'll pick up red ale next time I'm at the store~
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>>685013358
Ran out of strawberries, best I can do is kiwi.
>I'll take the one you want when I get more strawberries.

>>685015021
No need to apologize, man.

Teeth are meant for just inflicting bite damage while fangs are the longer looking teeth that injected venom. >>685015401
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>>685014355
Good.
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>>685015082
Well, I hope you get better then.
I thought you'd like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7S4FgYxcSE

>>685015304
Kind of the same with exam stress, also back pains.
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>>685015709
>>685015401
I did not know that, never was one for biology.
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>>685015837
Kek, it's all good. Not everyone's into that sort of stuff.

The more you know.
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>>685015755 i
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>>685014355
Oh! Glad to hear that your day is going well, I guess!
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okay im having serious vertigo now hanging over a bucket hypersalivating i can feel my bloodstream

>>685013720
are you fucking serious i dont even know what meth really does t you

>>685013757
>>685013757
what can emi do for me?

>>685013800
i dont even know anymore
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>>685015653
Aww...
Well I trust ya~ Be sure to not pick a shitty brand qt~
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>>685015709
Thank you friend.
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>>685015856
Only this one time.
No.
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So I cleaned my drawers and freezer out yesterday.

Today I awoke to my dresser drawer being filled with purple speedos.

Should I confront my friend?
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>>685016016
>I guess!
Well alright then.

>>685016069
Hate it when you can feel your pulse in your ear, that's annoying.

>>685016170
You're welcome, friendo.
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>>685016090
See i don't know what's good in the UK.
It'd be easier if I was in the US but gonna have to gamble on the brand.
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>>685016069
pufferfish are cool but dangerous
>>685016227
your friend might be trying to tell u something...
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>>685016069
If you're being serious, I'd recommend this thing called the emergency room.
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>>685015974
Hiya Konata.
>>685015856
>Just do it.
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>>685015819
Oh yeah, I definitely like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B7wQZYGaFc
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>>685016273
I like smithwicks'~ and it's an Irish brand I believe. Should be easy to find in England~
What's up?
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>>685016069
He seems good at medical stuff.
I can only recommend walking it off.
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>>685016402
hey (yui) how are you doing?
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>>685016382
What would he be trying to tell me with popsicles, breakfast bars, and purple speedos? I don't get it.
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>>685016659
Ha, turns out the brewers that make that fruity beer make a red ale too.
Google "brewdog 5AM saint"
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>>685016736
Good good, just laddering on the Hearthstone.
>>
Hello, it me again...moving is fun
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Ry1TwrM10
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>>685016809
>
>>685016939
thats good, I was never big on card games, only pokemon and yugioh
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Claiming this because fuck you
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>>685016809
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>>685017165
where are you moving?

>konata
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>>685010426
aisha bint abu bakr (prophet muhammad's loli wife for those who dont know)

pic unrelaed
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>>685016876
Yeah~
Now you can try some red ale from a brand you're familiar with~!
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Well I just threw up and i'm feeling somewhat better

I just googled spoiled salmon symptoms

Common symptoms of salmon poisoning include:
vomiting
lack of appetite
fever
diarrhea
weakness
swollen lymph nodes
dehydration
If untreated, death usually occurs within fourteen days of eating the infected fish. Ninety percent of dogs showing symptoms die if they are not treated.

Just fuck me man this is nothing like what im feeling and im not a dog
I'm off to the doctor, hope to see you guys in a few
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>>685016492
Katamari seems to have a pretty chill OST judging from 2 songs I've heard of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xUPGTHUQ68
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>>685017330
yikes, get well soon :(

>konata
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>>685017260
Around, I lived on campus for a while.
Needed to ship off back home
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>>685017304
does that sound up to your explosive standards megu~~~~~

>>685017330
omg are you okay akiko? what's up?
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>>685017330
Bye and good luck.

I had a classmate eat some spoiled salmon too once, though apparantly his body was just used to shit like that.
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>>685017254
Oh.

I think I'm going to call him now.
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Rory claimed.
How is /waifu/?
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>>685017472
I checked the reviews, it seems alright~
I'd drink it if I had the chance~
>you're a cute when drunk
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>>685017732
im good what are you up to rory?
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>>685017732
drunk and sad.

>>685017886
am I not cute sober >:O
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>>685017437
We moved across the street when I was 10
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>>685017377
Interesting video, great music.
Katamari's OST actually varies a lot, but most if not all of it is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpw24At-b8
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I think everyone needs to hear this.

My friend was trying to ask me out on a date by breaking into my house by filling my freezer with popsicles, filling my kitchen with breakfast bars, and filling my dresser drawer with purple speedos.

What the fuck.

How do you get from "Will you go on a date with me?" to "HERE HAVE THESE PURPLE SPEEDOS"
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>>685017264
>picture
Fuck him in the ass.
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>>685018178
>by filling my freezer with popsicles
Sorry, and*
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>>685018178
I was right, and you should do the date
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>>685018178
Your friend sounds cool, you should go on a date with him.
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>>685017888
Just woke up an hour before I need to leave for work. Not sure what to do with myself.
>>685017978
Aww, don't be like that. Is the drink making you sad, or the sad making you drink?
>>685018178
Thats some autist though. I mean holy crap.
>did he even try just asking?
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>>685018072
Woa, hardcore. I got shipped off to college when I was 19.
Ive become comfortably numb
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>>685018178
where did he get the purple speedos?
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>>685017978
You're adorable all the time~!
>just don't post lewds this time
>>685018178
Topkek
How did you respond?
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>>685018399
Sorry if it looks bad, all the dark colors couldn't give me much variety.
>Shiro
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>>685018178
Marry him.
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