Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
>Yes. Yes i did.
>But sadly only 2 things were usable.
Shame, though I look forward to seeing them.
I personally believe it's very difficult to have a conversation on the internet, especially on /b/, without it turning to shit.
Just trying to relax.
What are you going to the doctor for?
I OPEN THE DOORS WITH NO PHYSICAL FORCE.
ZIP CODES AIN'T PERMANENT, I CAN ROAM 'EM ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY.
REAL HARD WORK COMES EASILY, INVEST CAREFULLY.
REST THIS WEAK SPELL, A RECIPE, ON THE TRAVEL I BROKE THE RULERS.
DANCING WITH NO SHOES ACROSS THIS EVERYDAY STAGE,
THESE EVERYDAY NON-COINCIDENCE BROUGHT ABOUT BY
LIVING AND DOUBTING NOTHING SPECIAL.
WE NEED A REAL WAR, GIVE ME A FIELD, A FIELD DAY
AND I ONLY HAVE TIME FOR EXPLOSIONS.
>You don't have it any better and you don't have it any worse.
>You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer.
Knife Man is so quotable, it's untrue.
That's the participant's fault.
Honestly, the most 'shit' any debate/conversation/etc I've ever had is getting slightly awkward and then going back to normal.
Nice, same here.
Possible heart problem, nothing too big.
Gotta flatter the cute ones.
>That's the participant's fault.
You really need to lurk some more and get off /b/ then, you'd be surprised. And that's the specific appeals of these threads we have had very long discussions on several things.
>nothing too big
That sounds pretty serious to me.
I found some nice chibis today.
I suppose these threads are at least somewhat more civil than rest of /b/ so I'll give my opinion. I don't believe in god, but I can see why people would have faith in a higher power, it's just something to inspire you everyday I suppose.
>Gotta flatter the cute ones.
Eh, not really. From what I'm told my mother has been having similar problems and it was just a posture issue.
Though it's better to be safe than sorry, I'm sure it's nothing.
Sorry, can't stop.
You encounter any snakes recently?
Awesome. 95% of my chibi folder was made by the same artist...
>still no Homu ohayo
This is one of the best ones I have on file.
its impossible to have a conversation with people on the internet you need the person in front of you to have a real discussion.
No, there's not a lot of snakes here and I live in the city. You want to speak to Galko or Hand-kun for snakes.
Oh shit you are hand-kun, fuck I'm retarded
>Thinking I'm Akiko.
Kek, assumed as much. Galko knows a shit ton more about snakes than I do. I just think that they're neat meat rods that slither.
See ya later, Tats. Stay safe.
I mean I guess we could discuss God/religion, but why? O.o
still haven't seen a konata one ;-;
Hand-kun feed me strawberries as demonstrated in this picture please.
I just saw Akiko and a picture of a screen and dismissed it, I've never liked snakes but that's more because of their teeth reminding me of needles.
Might as well join the Chibi wagon
Akiko claimed I feelreally really weird
ate something from the fridge Iand now dont know whats happening didn't recognize it as anything but salmon but now I feel really bad. My head is spinning I looked into the mirror and for a split second my pupils got huge like looney tunes on drugs huge and I turned the lights on and then became little dots again. Can salmon do that to you or am I just fucked up from something else?
took me like 3 minutes towrite this and failed captcha so much
Britfag Maki Claim
>tfw you get robbed and game should have been 2-2 at 90 minutes
Sometimes I think I have old-fashioned ways of thinking, but this goes far beyond. There are plenty of fora out there with on-going discussions.
Heya, been quite a while. How have you been?
Kek. Someone put meth in your salmon.
You need the help of Emi for this.
Was it a pufferfish in disguise?
oh i thought you played football not football
Liverpool were winning 1-0 at half time (should have been 2-0) and Sevilla scored three in the second half, the third was offside.
We got robbed, classic case of european refball
>the drunk posting starts now
well i through esdeaths awesome hat in. in my opinion im just surprised people still believe a magic man in the sky made everything it seems absurd to me...
How are you Syndra?
Surviving as always, how about you?
I remember when there was this Fate GO day where they changed all the portraits to chibis.
Do you have that chibi Shiki by any chance?
My day's been fine, boring but relaxing. Can't really complain, currently eating a taco. Thanks for asking.
Kek, you worry too much. It'll be fine.
That's what I assumed, kek. Their teeth reminding you of needles? Huh, that's fair.
I hate their fangs, ugh.
refball sucks mang
>>the drunk posting starts now
i wish magic was real so i can turn invisible ;-;
This is my waifu, we are currently in a long distance relationship....but whenever we actually meet each other she likes to be my dirty little cum bucket whore.
Well I'm home now megu told you i'd be safe~
honestly we should have ended the first half at 2-0 but sevilla handballed like twice in the penalty area should have been 4-0
No sadly not, though I'll probably go and find them all now. Honestly I felt that april's fools was dissapointing, compared to the twitter fest of last year or some of the other insane shit they've pulled.
Sorry but what's the difference between teeth and fangs?
Legit curious if it's a case like poison vs venom.
Same old same old for me, thought recent weather has definitely gotten to me.
Alive i guess.
Not much going on besides work and exams.
What about you?
Since you were at the pub, did you drink some red ale~?
The fangs are what inject the venom/the main teeth. You know how humans have canines? Cats*, bats, snakes, etc have fangs
*cats also have canines.
I swear I'll pick up red ale next time I'm at the store~
Ran out of strawberries, best I can do is kiwi.
>I'll take the one you want when I get more strawberries.
No need to apologize, man.
Teeth are meant for just inflicting bite damage while fangs are the longer looking teeth that injected venom. >>685015401
Well, I hope you get better then.
I thought you'd like this one.
Kind of the same with exam stress, also back pains.
I did not know that, never was one for biology.
Kek, it's all good. Not everyone's into that sort of stuff.
The more you know.
Oh! Glad to hear that your day is going well, I guess!
okay im having serious vertigo now hanging over a bucket hypersalivating i can feel my bloodstream
are you fucking serious i dont even know what meth really does t you
what can emi do for me?
i dont even know anymore
Well I trust ya~ Be sure to not pick a shitty brand qt~
So I cleaned my drawers and freezer out yesterday.
Today I awoke to my dresser drawer being filled with purple speedos.
Should I confront my friend?
Well alright then.
Hate it when you can feel your pulse in your ear, that's annoying.
You're welcome, friendo.
See i don't know what's good in the UK.
It'd be easier if I was in the US but gonna have to gamble on the brand.
pufferfish are cool but dangerous
your friend might be trying to tell u something...
Oh yeah, I definitely like that.
I like smithwicks'~ and it's an Irish brand I believe. Should be easy to find in England~
He seems good at medical stuff.
I can only recommend walking it off.
What would he be trying to tell me with popsicles, breakfast bars, and purple speedos? I don't get it.
Ha, turns out the brewers that make that fruity beer make a red ale too.
Google "brewdog 5AM saint"
Good good, just laddering on the Hearthstone.
Hello, it me again...moving is fun
thats good, I was never big on card games, only pokemon and yugioh
aisha bint abu bakr (prophet muhammad's loli wife for those who dont know)
Now you can try some red ale from a brand you're familiar with~!
Well I just threw up and i'm feeling somewhat better
I just googled spoiled salmon symptoms
Common symptoms of salmon poisoning include:
lack of appetite
swollen lymph nodes
If untreated, death usually occurs within fourteen days of eating the infected fish. Ninety percent of dogs showing symptoms die if they are not treated.
Just fuck me man this is nothing like what im feeling and im not a dog
I'm off to the doctor, hope to see you guys in a few
Katamari seems to have a pretty chill OST judging from 2 songs I've heard of it.
Around, I lived on campus for a while.
Needed to ship off back home
does that sound up to your explosive standards megu~~~~~
omg are you okay akiko? what's up?
Bye and good luck.
I had a classmate eat some spoiled salmon too once, though apparantly his body was just used to shit like that.
I checked the reviews, it seems alright~
I'd drink it if I had the chance~
>you're a cute when drunk
im good what are you up to rory?
drunk and sad.
am I not cute sober >:O
We moved across the street when I was 10
Interesting video, great music.
Katamari's OST actually varies a lot, but most if not all of it is amazing.
I think everyone needs to hear this.
My friend was trying to ask me out on a date by breaking into my house by filling my freezer with popsicles, filling my kitchen with breakfast bars, and filling my dresser drawer with purple speedos.
What the fuck.
How do you get from "Will you go on a date with me?" to "HERE HAVE THESE PURPLE SPEEDOS"
Your friend sounds cool, you should go on a date with him.
Just woke up an hour before I need to leave for work. Not sure what to do with myself.
Aww, don't be like that. Is the drink making you sad, or the sad making you drink?
Thats some autist though. I mean holy crap.
>did he even try just asking?
Woa, hardcore. I got shipped off to college when I was 19.
Ive become comfortably numb
You're adorable all the time~!
>just don't post lewds this time
How did you respond?
Sorry if it looks bad, all the dark colors couldn't give me much variety.