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10 years after college. A reunion. They all think I don'

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10 years after college. A reunion. They all think I don't know. But I remember each and every one of them. Now It's my turn. All the teachers and students in one place. A party.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
>Put haribo sugar free gummies in a bowl
>They shall recieve a surprise
>CLEANSING HAS COMMENCED
Little do these bastards know:
> I locked the stalls from the inside
And I made sure I took the tp just in case. I have a trash bag to dispose of everything.
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I hope you do this OP
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god speed
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posting in epic thread
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>>685001061
you better do this shit faggot
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Op here. Will make thread when the reunion starts. I think tomorrow or the day after that. I will make sure to be there first.
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Us anons are a proud people, and we like proof, faggot.
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Make us proud
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OP again. Just look for a thread with a picture of a bathroom stall and a timestamp.
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>>685002113
Gummy bears should arrive tomorrow. I checked. The reunion is the day after. If anons spot errors in my plan please tell me. I must do this.
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>>685001061
god speed you magnificent son of a bitch
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May it be epic thread?
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>>685001061

You are the hero we need
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>>685003325
Note: I didn't order the giant bag. I managed to obtain small packets of those things. Just enough to fill a snack bowl.
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>>685003511
HOW IS IT GOING?!?! KEEP US INFORMED
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Good plan, except the fact that a handful of gummy bears probably isn't enough to make people need to shit. You'd be better off baking a chocolate laxative cake
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Just cum in a cake mix and bake it
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Good luck OP. You made me believe again.
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>>685003865
have you read the reviews of that shit?
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>>685003814
It's hasn't started yet. It isn't due to the day after tomorrow. I have 24 hours to prepare.
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>>685003865
Nyohoho. You sir gave me an idea. I'm gonna melt some gummies in the microwave and bake them into a laxative cake.
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If it doesn't make the news, it is weak. Step it up.
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>>685003511
You can just get actual laxatives, go for an odourless tasteless one add it to something?! profit?!
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OP HERE
Tomorrow will be a preperation thread. Look for a timestamp in front of a bowl of gummies.
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May your epic thread, be the most epic thread possible OP.
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>>685004277
fuckin nice dude
may the dubs be with you
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>>685004287
;) I think it will. Tomorrow during the cooking thread anons will help me out in the woman's habitat.
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I bought those to see what would happen. I had to eat about two giant handfuls and wait about an hour til I felt anything. I had a watery shit about 2 hours later then slowly it felt like Thor was thunderfucking the ever living hell out of my intestines.

I doubt anyone there would eat enough though, op
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>>685001061
>The sensation can only be described as "evacuating", your not "going to the bathroom" at this point, you are simply a victim.

These reviews are fucking amazing.

You'd better do it faggot. See you in like 2 days with pics I hope
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>>685004775
The effect is not instant. I'll lace them with sugar.
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>>685001920
Wait OP!.. I love you
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>>685001061
Beautiful Op. Prove to this bastardized society that treating others like shit results in them being shitted.
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Godspeed OP, i hope your plan works
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Welp OP HERE. I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.
>Going to the grocery store
>The drug store
>Waiting for gummies
>Mr. Chef
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>>685004933
>the effect is not instant

No fucking shit I said it took about an hour. Anyway Godspeed, fuck your classmates
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>>685003959
No, and I've never taken laxatives but I'm sure there's something out there that tastes exactly like chocolate and you won't even be able to tell something was wrong
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Thank you all for the support. OP will deliver! I don't want to dissapoint my /b/ros.
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>>685005242
There is, but you need fucking take giant heeps of it to make it work.
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Reminds me of the wedding always sunny where someone puts bath salts in the milk
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>>685005400
Anpther idea noted. I have a little notepad writing down clever shit like this. Speaking of shit brb. I have to.
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>>685005370
Surely you'd use a fuckton of chocolate in a cake to make it good. I feel like a slice of cake full of laxatives is more likely to make someone's bowels erupt compared to like 5 gummy bears
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>>685005706
Who said anything about just 5?
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Why not just shoot the place up?
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>>685005706
Or melt it and pour it in a chocolate fountain.

> Implying that Op's party has one.
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>>685001061
>The reunion takes place in op's house
>Everybody shitting everywhere out of control
>Things get browny really quick
>Op has to clean everybody's shit
>Op remember why he was never the brightest of his class
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>>685005966
Because that's fucking illegal and I'm in a Slavic country.
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Top fucking kek
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>>685006200
>reunion is In some shitty INN
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>>685006348
And?
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>>685001061
Nice idea, I've always wanted to test thode. Let us know how it goes
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>>685006459
>slavic
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>>685001061
What did they do to you?
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>>685006619
Pussy ass nigger bitch
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>>685006623
Nothing. I was the outsider. They bearely knew I existed. I'm using this as an advantage now.
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>>685006416
Then you're not the hero that /b/ deserves but the hero that /b/ needs
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>>685006817
House is too small. And INN has to be cleaned by underpaid janitors. Class is around 30 people vs 3 doors.
>The exit
>men's and women"s bathrooms. But by the time they realise It's too late. Basically a win lose situation. You guys and me get fun and they get my outing with a bang.
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>>685006791
You were a fag then and a fag now. You will get scared and not do anything.
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>>685005966
this, you faggot... they wll forget all about you again in less than a week.
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>>685007221
nah. I'm doing this for /b/.
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>>685007251
I think not. How will they forget the cleansing of 2016.
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>>685007414
by living a regular adulthod
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>>685007527
I should add some heavy alcochol to my confections. Just enough to make them tipsy and disoriented.
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What time is it and when will you execute the masterplan?
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>>685004277
What time OP, don't want to miss
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>>685007836
Masterplan at around 4pm. EET. This Friday.
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>>685007993
The preparation is at around 3pm eet tomorrow.
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>>685008224
What time is it, we are in different timeline
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>>685001061
Op better deliver
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>>685008419
I'm in an EET zone
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>>685008666
ok Satan
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>>685004173
that's genius
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>>685008419
>timeline
So you are from the future?
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>>685008666
Wtf is it? I'm an eurofag, I don't dominate your northamerican slang
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>>685008947
Yeah, I came here to told you that u are going to become a sassy boy, but it's too late
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>>685004273
i put clear lemon lime laxative in a 2 liter of sprite to catch the lying thief who kept drinking my shit.
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>>685008952
it means hes on the east coast time zone faggot
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>>685009244
OP here. I'm in the Eastern European time zone
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