What's the secret /b/?

"People who use Apple products are cancerous faggots."

>>684987740
that's not a secret

>>684987522
"irrational fear of apple products causes HIV internally"

he said he will give us 50 each for lingerie, 100 topless, 150 full.

>>684987985
>OP desperately samefagging because he doesn't want this thread to turn into an indictment of his idiocy
Go back to facebook. My site isn't for you. You're too stupid to be here.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

secret is op is pedo

" psst, you were right, it does taste really salty "

>>684988158
Is it you again? The grand gatekeeper of /b/?

I once came on my face while jacking off and decided to try it


I'm straight

>>684987522
I'm always angry

>>684988307
no, he's from r/4chan

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>>684988329

Shes twelve what is this?

>>684988386
>another person too stupid to operate technology without corporate handholding
kys, brainless millennial shitbag

>>684987522
'Joey say you got shit on his dick at the party'

his penis is small, it doesn't really hurt that much

"watch me get dubs..."

>>684988849
Was the party in Burbank?

>>684989623
shit, 1 off

If you look really closely, she's not wearing a bra.

>>684990216
DUDE WTF

>>684987522

femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL

also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores

>>684990593
>attention whores
>posts "femanon here"

tits of GTFO bitch

>>684990593
>femanon here
Cool bait, little kid desperately trying to feel accepted.

>>684990746
>cancerous faggot who fell for it

>>684987522
'Bernie sanders a cuck'

>>684990746
Oh would you just look at how new this one is

>>684990593
tots now>>684990593

>>684988532
a 4chan thread

>>684990593
obvious b8, but please just gtfo, no one wants to see your ugly tits, landwhale

>>684988158
>You're too stupid to be here

Do you have the slightest clue where you are? I think you're lost.

>>684990809
>>684990896
and you just got b8ed on my b8 newfags

>>684988634
maybe he enjoys having more than 4 apps

>>684988634
Gtfo leafy
No one likes you

>>684988871
say hi to fbi

>>684991484
Hello, stupid little kid who got here after 2010. Next time try talking to someone who isn't inherently superior to you.
>>684991627
Maybe you should just sty quiet because you're not straight and therefore your opinions are invalid.

>>684990593
It's so obvious that you're not the oldfag you claim to be, that I don't need to explain way.

>>684991779
Praise the oldfag
Waster of life, saddest of his kind

>>684992022

found the virgin newfag

>>684991627
No, they have like 9 now dude.

>>684988158
> My site isn't for you.

Holy shit you've got to be kidding me. I've finally found the King of Idiots.

>>684987740
i smell someone who has a shitty nokia 3310

>>684987522
I woke up sad as fuck for some reason wtf is your secret brain ?

>>684990387
YEAH LIKE OMG I COULDNT BELEIVE SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT LIKE ON /B/ DUDE THATS MESSED UP

>>684992336
he's 12. schools just got out in most of the states. mom must have not put a password on her laptop

>>684987522
I like cp

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>>684991538
Yeah, I'm sure you were faking

>>684992537
I don't think her name is Brian

>>684992537
>Wtfis your secret brain ?
I hate cancerous host I'm trapped inside of.

>>684992336
>person who got here after 2010 crying when told the truth
>>684992536
>triggered brainless metrosexual detected
Quiet down, Chad.
>>684992693
>all that projecting
Look at the way you type, kid. I'm willing to bet that someone so lazy and niggerish doesn't even bother to wash themselves daily.

>>684992537
Kill your brain then

>>684988871
hold up
we
need
more

>>684988158
>My site isn't for you.
>You're too stupid to be here.
holy shit
You're on /b/ m8, nothing to /b/ proud of

o shit waddup

>>684993006
>typical post 2012 tourist response

>>684992537
>well, Cindy, I simply suck as much cock as I can get my hands on. it really distracts me from the fact that I'm a stupid female that will never independently amount to anything in my life besides being a slutty whore

>>684988158
Congratulations, you successfully b8'd summerfags.
You're so cool and superior.

>>684988871
Yo FBI, you hiring college grads???

>>684993333
Dem quads

>>684993333
Quad god has spoken.
Fake oldfag is indeed a massive faggot.

>>684993333
Based on those digits it's quite clear that I am cool and superior. Thanks for settling this.

>>684993517
>Fake oldfag is indeed a massive faggot.
That's quite the niggerish reading comprehension problem you have.

>>684987740
> Whispered the poor not understanding what he is talking about
> What is superior
> >security
> >battery life
> >privacy
> >etc

get good android kids with your "choices" of desktop.
i can tell u i cant be more happier with my 6s plus 128gb after using android since SONY ERICSSON K550i retards

here come dat boi

>>684993532
Fake oldfag is also to autistic to detect sarcasm.
What a surprise..

>>684991538
Congratulation, you successfully b8ed a b8.
You're so cool and superior.

>>684993662
agree,
all this "choices" you get are just stupid configuration you have to do yourself

apple is the winning choice for anything but gaming

>>684993726
>..
Learning disability detected. Probably a result of your parents being poor.

>>684988515
That was a pleasant surprise!

>>684993662
>>684993817
>samefag who can barely make legible posts

>>684993726
fake oldfag saying "Fake oldfag is also to autistic to detect sarcasm" is also too autistic to detect sarcasm
What a surprise.....

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This thread is just b8 b8ing b8.
Sage

>>684987522
My girlfriend is 15, I'm 21

>>684993973
u mad bro with ur 100$ android

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>>684994272

>>684993076
boooi

>>684994393
The correct response is "dump nudes". You'd know this if you weren't post 2010 cancer. Reaction images are so passe, btw.

>>684994168
You single handedly defeated a whole thread of b8

You win /b/

>>684994393
I know I'm fucked up, but I truly love her

>>684994689
Welp, good luck with that.
Parents know?

>>684994596
I would never dump nudes, not even normal pics in this place

>>684987522
cup the balls

I wanna peg my bf.

>>684994939
Then you're worthless and might as well go back to surfing 9gag.

>>684994935
No they don't, if they knew, I would probably get shot with a shotgun

>>684994596
All praise king of /b/
The most autistic of them all,
The biggest faggot to ever live.
Long dwell the king.

>>684987522
my uncle agreed to pay us if we let him fuck us.

>>684987522
>>684988871
>>684993685
>>684994507
As a large hairy middle aged man

>>684995111
Well, we can only hope.

>>684994272
Post nudes

>>684995072
That's hot as fuck, or hot ass fuck

>>684988307
Go back to Facebook you fuckin tween

>>684994272
best wishes to both of you, I hope neither of you get testicular cancer

>>684995111
That's unfortunate.
Hopefully the age of consent is young where you are, then you can run away or something.

>>684987522
I would smell her hair and roll my eyes back and go "ahhhhhhh...." at her and then touch her little butt and jizz a little.

>>684988634
30 year olds are millenials dumbass

So much samefagging .
So much cringe.
This thread is like amateur hour at a shitty comedy club

>>684995091
I tried 9gag once, the chemo is not so fun

inb4 OP is actually Chris Hansen

>>684995486
>he actually buys this definition of the word
You poor fool.

>>684990593
No one comes up to you in real life. And no it's not because they're intimidated.

>>684995623
>looks up millenials on google
>wow this guy on /b/ sure is a faggot

>>684987522
since hormones therapy i really enjoy my mommies dildo in my boicunt

>>684995420
Nah age of consent is 18, we have to wait until she finishes high school so we can run away

>>684987522
"Red bull gives you wings"

>>684988871
>beams
8/8 m8, gotta b8.

> Would toss salad and tongue punch fart box

>>684994272
Its not fucked up my gf is 9 and i am 40

Looks like the faggot mods who will never be members of this community have decided to censor us and delete fully clothed pictures of little girls even though they don't violate any rules.

>>684987522
That everybody here is waiting for CP

>>684995735
>only person in this thread with enough balls to admit to this

>>684995811
tell me what you do to her at night plx

>>684995623
It's the only definition you out of touch piece of shit. Millenial is not a catch all term that means young people you don't like you fuckin grandpa.

>>684995735
Would you rather use a real one darling??

litter girls can have orgams

>>684988386
the only thing /r/4chan is good for is seeing the things you missed on here, as soon as you go into the comments it goes downhill fast.

>>684987522
anal.gif

me and my little brother fuck all the time. im a guy

>>684995811
i made my daughter my gf trained her since 4 , shes 8 and hot af, i make her follow a strict diet and work out, mostly squats for that nice ass shape, and she loves it deep.

>>684995787
Then best of luck. Only >3 years left.

>>684995958
>It's the only definition you out of touch piece of shit
Go look at the wikipedia page, little kid under the age of 25. Your parents must not have given a single fuck about you if you turned out this thoughtless.

>>684995809
>Quoting Daniel tosh.
10 year old detected

>>684996150
Thx anon

>>684995978
i was raised by my mommies to be a lesbian boy sorry.

>>684996426
It's ok girl, just enjoy;)

>>684987522
>"Lets go to my room and do nice things to each other"

>>684987522
>>684988871
hairbrush in butthole