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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: Feel

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Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
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>>684979863

When will you kill yourself?
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>>684979863
What do you do for a living?
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are you going to post pics of yourself?
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>>684980550

Soon. Very soon.

>>684980584

Unemployed from the end of the month. Currently looking for a job.
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>>684979863
Why do you think it's a big deal ?
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>>684980715
Do you have any hobbies or friends?
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Does it make you feel bad that I'm dating 3 girls at once?
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>>684979863
what actually makes guys happy?
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>>684979863
If this is actually true then; what exactly have you got to lose at the age of thirty-fucking-three? I'd be hitting on pretty much every random girl I came across because fuck it, why not.
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>>684980675

No. Won't post face on /b/.

>>684980742

Like with all other big deals: because I make it one.

>>684980813

No and no.
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It's possible to turn it around. You'll most likely find someone who really likes you.
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>>684980896

Happy for you. Don't fuck it up.

>>684980964

I'm usually to shy to permanently hit on girls. Sometimes, I have phases when it quite easy to approach girls (especially when alcohol is involved), but I never approach more than maybe a hundred women in my life.
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>>684981126

When I'm 80.
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>>684981179
Well fuck me what are you doing wrong then? If you've got the balls to talk to women then you must be fucking something up.
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>>684979863
how fat are you
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>>684981554

Most of the times I don't have the balls. Let's say I talked to 150 women in my life. That's 10 women per year from when I was 18. Other people probably approach 100 women in a week.
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>>684981949

I try to be physically active for at least one hour each day and have a pretty okay body.
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>>684982222
sorry i asked earlier and i am genuinely curious
what does make you happy?
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>>684982408

Mostly beer.
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>>684982639
oh
btw have you ever thought of lowering your standards maybe if you keep aiming for 10/10s you wont win but if you aim fir 6/10s you might find her
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>>684980715
>killing self soon
>looking for a job
dude go try meth and fight a fucking bear or something. if youre gonna end it anyway who gives a fuck, why bother finding a job
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>>684982915

I have literally no concept of what a 6/10 is supposed to look like. Can you give an example?
I even have less on a concept where I am on the scale. The scale probably doesn't even exist or is highly subjective and contextual.
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>>684983106

I was sarcastic dude. Don't plan to kill myself.
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>>684983188
are you fucking retarded or something? like if someone tells you theyd rate a movie an 8/10, do you just stand there drooling while your brain tries to fathom such a lofty concept? quit being an autistic faggot
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>>684983409

I know how a 1 - 10 scale works. And I can grasp what a 10/10 woman looks like. But I have problems imagining a 6/10 woman.
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>>684983188
can you provide a pic with a similar body like yourself?
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>>684982222
Check and answer the question
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>>684983188
think less lead actress more waitress a 6/10 is a pretty girl not stunning or beautiful
she looks nice thinkof the shy girls those who arent the life of the party who dont do the social thing the ones that people forget their name and half to ask twice
because if you were with a 10/10 no offence but what would you have in common you need a girl who interests you shares your interests
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>>684983623
This is why.
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>>684983748
And 10s don't have anything in common with anyone?
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>>684983188
>>684983623
here you go
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>>684982036
Refer to my first point then, what exactly have you got to lose at 33? Go out there and do something, anything. Start small and talk to people, anyone, guys and girls, build up your confidence in speaking. Attempt to date girls you find passable by your standards because if you try to go for a hot girl you'll probably fuck it up without the prior experience to back you up. The point is you can only do things by starting things, think about a lot of things you now find easy that used to be really difficult for you and you'll come to realise that you can make changes.
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>>684983734

See for yourself.

>>684983748

But in this case, you are mixing attractiveness with social position.
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>>684984052
okay as a femanon just saying that is a nice body you defiantly could find a girl no problem (as long as you have a decent personality)
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>>684983998

Thanks. In this case, I mostly hit on people in the 5 and 6/10 range. Rarely on 7/10s.
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>>684984051

I will try.

>>684984253
>as long as you have a decent personality

Which I don't. Autismo to the max. Cringe thread material.
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>>684984052
Holy shit, a bit of chest work and you'd be a fuck magnet!
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>>684984531
I certainly hope you do try. You can do it OP.
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>>684984253
>okay as a femanon
Yeah, right
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>>684984531
some girls find that cute if you are cool with them giggling at your fail moments
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>>684984253
You've found the problem Columbo
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>>684984052
you're not bad looking
have you tried just going into a club and flirting

>>684982036
The more seeds you plant, the greater the harvest.
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>>684984563

I'm on that again. I'm not at my fittest at the moment.
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>>684984702

Hi there mister virgin.

Why worry OP? GO out get wasted, make friends, pay a hooker, stab a person, stop crying on the internet like a 12-old-
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>>684979863
How to find a gf?
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>>684984052
Show us how you dress
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>>684984749
>some girls find that cute if you are cool with them giggling at your fail moments

Didn't happen until now.

>>684984936
>have you tried just going into a club and flirting

Of course.
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>>684984052
It's not your looks that are the problem. Your personality must be terrifying
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>>684985596
I'm not a virgin brother, if there's one thing I understand are women.
I have doctorate... in the language of love
I can read in braille... the female body
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>>684979863
on a real note OP, id rather no one die a virgin, would you fuck my gf if i let you?
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>>684986075

Don't have any photos. But usually smart casual. Jeans or dress pants + buttoned shirt. Sweater when it's cold.
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>>684986447
>Your personality must be terrifying

It is not actively shit. It's just dull and boring. Like a fucking robot in a skin suit.

>>684986630

Pics.
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>>684986836
sure, let me edit out her face real quick on paint
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>>684984749
This

Find yourself a nerdy girl on a dating site who finds your autism endearing. I'm a hardcore nerd and I met a fellow nerdy girl in graduate school in a biochemistry lab.

She likes the fact that I play video games, race quadcopters, and like to watch history documentaries. Not every girl is the stereotypical girly girl.
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