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You fucking pussy britfags wouldn't know a manly sport if

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You fucking pussy britfags wouldn't know a manly sport if it hit you in the face.

Rugby < Football
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>>684979338
At least rugby players arnt pussies who need to wear excessive body protection to look tough. Also what is with the tights? You blame rugby for colorful clothes while your guys are just a tutu away from being a ballerina
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Dude rugby is a fast paced Contact sport.
American hand egg is a stupid sport that's slow paced, stops for advert break every 15 seconds while wearing excessive armour
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>>684980446
Retard. Football players wear protection because the hits are so hard in football that people would literally die if they didn't wear anything.
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>>684982050
kek

is this bait?
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>>684982050
no they hit so hard because they have protection. Their is a reason why rugby has a lower concussion rate even though they dont wear helmets
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>>684980446
Lol. Fuckoff niggerfaggot. "AMERICA!"
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>>684979338
>body armour
>literally stopped every 8 seconds to make sure the "athletes" are pointing the right way and not eating their hands or some retarded shite
>originates in the U.S.

If this is bait, I don't even care - you're a simple, head-injury having faggot, and I pity your family for having to listen to your Rain-man level nonsense every day.
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>>684982416
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>>684982431
They hit so hard because of protection? Wtf are you retarded? So now you're saying that football is less manly because we hit harder? What kind of ass backwards logic is that

Lmao fucking eurocucks....
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>>684984025
Football = showboating faggots
Rugby = real men
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>>684984744
That's all you got?
Try harder, pussy.
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As an American, I have to agree that football is a bitch sport comparednto. rugby.
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>>684979338
Dude is wearing pink and still comes across tougher than the sissy in padding, gelled hair and gay face paint
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>>684985199
I'm not the ones making threads to convince myself i don't play a sport full of faggots
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>>684984025
Jesus that's a weak strawman, even for an obvious troll. Try harder, sonny.
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>>684985199
Pussy? Pfft. We get injuries like that at school level. Is that really all you've got?
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>>684984744
You got that backwards m8
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>>684986385
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I have played both sports. Football for 6 and rugby for 4 years.

They are both super fucking intense and injury prone.

Football you are going to get split in half by someone way bigger than you and tou have no choice but to take the hit and hope for the best. I was lucky because i would split the other person for the most part.

Rugby is full of hitting but in a completely different respect. Rucking and making tackles is more skill based and fluid.

I can tell you with 100% confidence that football is more dangerous than rugby. Not only are the hits way more violent but the actual players themselves are built to hit and than repeat.

Think of the biggest prop you have ever seen in rugby and imagine being in a confined space with him for an hour and a half while he tries to basically split you in half.

In rugby you can avoid the giant freaks sometimes and that in itself gives you a chance at safety.
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>>684986546
Also rugby it is illegal to lift someones feet off the ground during a tackle. It is also illegal to hit someone when they dont have the ball.
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>>684986546
Wow, so you don't have turnovers, substitutions, special teams and half time in football? Intense.

Oh, wait...
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>>684986546
You're wrong.
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nice yoga pants, faggot
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>>684986744
Special teams are by far the most dangerous place in all of sports dude. You clearly have never witnessed them in person. And where i am from we played 30 minytes halves in rugby so yes there is halftime in both and turnovers are practically the same in football and rugby but instead of having to stand 5 feet away from a player while he waits to pick up the ball in rugby everyone goes full force attacking and trying to recover the fumble in football
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>>684979338

Rugby its the real way.

"FOOTBALL" its full of sissy nigger and shitty white bois.
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>>684986546
Better trust this complete bullshit fed to us by an internet stranger
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>>684986832
Dude i dont have any disrespect for rugby its a fun sport i had alot of good times playing and the cardio you need to play an entire game is absolutely ridiculous.

But that really is what seperates the two sports. In football you can have players that would be absolutely unreasonably big in rugby but the way the game is played in football these mammoths get a break so they can hit ridiculously hard every single play. 30 second break in between plays to coorxinate the team
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>>684987310
Ya you can obviously self project that you think europeans are tougher than america. Because i honestly believe thats what this debate is about. Im canadian btw rugby is a relatively popular sport here
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Jarret hayes quit the nfl cause he couldnt cut it. Back to rugby fag.
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this is what happens when steroids get shipped to the wrong house
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>>684979338
Keep in mind an NFL game has 12 minutes of actual playing time, and that is spread out over 3.5 hours. That is ~6 min per team, and ~3 min on offense/defense/special teams. Most injuries seem to occur when someone falls on anther player.


http://www.marketwatch.com/story/there-were-just-1206-minutes-of-actual-gameplay-during-the-super-bowl-2015-02-02
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>>684979338
sorry couldn't hear you yanks over my bust eardrums
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>>684982416
He is right you know. Pads give a false sense if protection. The damage is more internal like boxing vs mma strikers
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In all my time playing both i saw lots and lots of concussions and cuts and bruises and broken wrists in rugby.

In football i saw a guy have to get his shoulder pads sliced off because his collarbone shattered and collapsed into his chest cavity. Broken femur as well. Tons of broken fingers
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>Fighting over a sport you take pride in despite not actually playing either.
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>>684986419
U got a scratch mate
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>>684988040
See thats exactly the point. Rugby players believe having cuts, bruises and getting cauliflower ear is what makes them tough.
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>>684987106
Ohhhh, so you're a rugby league pussy hole. Try playing Union, girlyman.
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>>684988393
Whereas the true test is whether you can run headlong into other pituitary retards the bestest, huh?
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>>684988393
It is, unlike wearing armour, which is exactly the opposite.
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Maybe these euros should attempt to play a game of football. Its newer and more modern than rugby.
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>>684988393
It does. You're a retard.
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>>684988608
Haha but thats exactly the point. Id much rather leave a game with a few bumps and scratches than have a shattered neck because you just got tackled by a 350 pound brute
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>>684988623
Yea, we play football, but with foot and round ball, not with our hands and eggball you fucking fat ameritard
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>>684980446
This.
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>>684988796
No it doesnt. Were not a bunch of kids scraping our knees on the fucking playground were a bunch of beasts ready to smash eachothers bones and ligaments.
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>>684988828
So by your own admission, you're a fucking pussy who is scared of getting hurt. You aren't a man. You'd rather hide like a little chicken shit inside your bitch padding.
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>>684988623
These euros get cucked by southern hemisphere teams in rugby. They'd Get ass blasted in American handegg
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>>684982050
>Football players wear protection because the hits are so hard in football that people would literally die if they didn't wear anything.

In other words, they're pussies. Real men don't fear death.
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>>684988623
Nfl Europe failed. I'd rather see the xXXXXxxFFFFFFFflllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll!!!!!
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>>684981420
/thread
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>>684989014
If you think having a few booboos cause buddy stepped on you in a ruck is bad you have no fucking clue
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>>684989060
The England squad laughs at you, along with all the countries that we colonised.
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>>684979338
kek
>fagifies rugby image
>still not as gay as football

rugby
>little protection
>tank celtic warriors
>walk off injuries

Football
>bull body protection
>muscular pampered little girls
>still get hospitalized
>pussies

>know this is b8
>gonna bite anyway
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>>684989160
I wasn't aware that maiming injuries, coma and death was a boo boo. Maybe it is in dumbfuckistan where you live.
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>>684989150
Dumbass
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Why do euros never try football? Is it because they try to hide from the truth? I know TONS of people who have played BOTH but never euros playing BOTH
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>>684986385

That's because School Level is the height of a Rugby Player's fucking career. Learn to market Britfag.

Besides everyone knows the only reason you don't play actual football is because you'd get fucking curbstomped by the United fucking States of America.
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>>684979338
He's a Britbong, but that is a French Rugby shirt you uncouth fuck.

And Rugby is a real sport. Not one that requires a team of thousands to play for two seconds at a time. It even couldn't come up with its own name FFS...
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>>684989169
Englel. How'd the world cup workout for ya?
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>>684989401
And that's why you people circle jerk over college football. Right. That's why it's all over US sports news.
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>>684988166
I actually play rugby you fat American faggot
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>>684989502
Better than you, fat fuck.
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>>684989279
Celtic? Best teams are from the southern hemisphere m80
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>>684979338
>football
>picture of a game that is not football
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All these rugby players seem to forget that half of their sport is throwing the ball backwards in an attempt to avoid getting hit. Faggots.
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>>6849897

Kek sure m8
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>>684989279
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>>684981420
/thread
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>>684982431
That's an absolute crock pot full of steaming horseshit. Ever hear about the movie Concussion? Pro football players suffered from brain degeneration because of how hard they were getting hit. The introduction of helmets into football was to prevent injuries that were already occuring. Accept the facts that Rugby is just a cucks sport where hard hits are seen as rude and distasteful.
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>>684979338
If your definition of "manliness" is playing a stupidly dangerous sport that will leave you a brain damaged mess by the time you're 50 and probably penniless as the slut wife you married straight out of college runs off with your life earnings...
...Then yeah, American football is totally more manly than rugby. Congrats I guess.
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>>684989603
Then I'd assume you'd be secure enough with your sport to refrain from defending it on an Internet forum where everyone who disagrees will always think you're a pussy anyway.
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>>684989844
Bump
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>>684981420
/Thread
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>>684989401
>Which one is for faggots again?
Both.
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>>684989401
>soccer
only americans call it that, right?
and you could easily find 'gay' pictures of american football and compare them to injury and violence pictures of football (or soccer even though it is literally foot and ball)
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>>684989586

Our college stars make tens of millions of dollars right out the gate, and the NFL makes more money than the next three top professional sports leagues in the world fucking combined.

How much does the highest paid rugby player make?
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>>684989722
if you knew anything about the celtics you would know that that metaphor was accurate
>7-8ft tall
>4ft wide
>pure muscle
>fought naked

I wasnt talking about location, it was just a metaphor for how the players are built
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>>684990599
>American
>thinks money is the most important factor
You're a living stereotype, a walking cliché.
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>>684989980
>only bitches wear armor
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Argue better Europe, now I gotta post your own fucking memes for you.
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>>684990599
sorry for taking the bait and being butthurt
but why the fuck is it always
>USA vs. Europe
europe is not the fucking country
but alright, i guess that means USA and mexico belong toghether now because 'continent'
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>>684990793

>Europoor
>Makes excuses for not having any money

You're a living stereotype, a walking cliché.
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>>684989844
Britcucks are too scared to take a hit. Didn't expect anything else.
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>>684990966
Its because majority of people from that continent talk shit about football even though they have no idea
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>>684979338
Cheerleaders get injured at almost 4 times the rate of Anerican footballers.

Teenage girls with pom poms are manlier that both American footballers and rugby players
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>>684983051
heh, reminded me of this old gem
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They have these in rugby?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y26N61s-7Q
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>>684990966

>Why the fuck is it always USA vs. Europe

Because any individual "country" in Europe would be better suited to comparisons with individual states in the USA.

Fuck, the economy of Texas is bigger than every European nation except France, Germany, and the UK.
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>>684990599
and yet the education system still fails the country
>has 'high ranking' schools
>cant hide lack of intelligence of the country on whole
>america remains the dumbest 1st world country
>usa still cant english
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>>684990599
So making money makes you tough? Not what the argument is about, dumbass.
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>>684991308
>handegg is so boring that they need sluts dancing in school girl uniforms to get people to come to the games
Kek
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>>684991456
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>>684991060
>Europe
>Home of football (actual football)
>The highest paying sport on average in the world
>Apparently have no money

Now you're a stereotypical victim of the American education system
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Rugby is like falling off your bike and getting scratched and bleeding. Sure it sucks but just get back on the bike and continue peddaling. You say rugby players continue playing even though they are injured.

Football is like riding your bike and getting hit by a truck. If anything goes wrong your not moving anymore.
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>>684990384
>bumping thread for replies
KYS
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>>684991308
So having used up tarts shaking their wares on the sidelines makes football players tough? Really? You dumb fuck Americans just can't stay on topic, can you?
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>>684991593

No, winning World War 2 while fighting on two fronts and supporting the third, then dominating the entire world for the next 75 years makes us tough.
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>>684991704

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue

Try again faggot.
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even the fucking girls are harder then you pussies with all this amour and shit
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>>684991884
Oh, so that means that football is a tough sport? Where did you learn to debate, the crèche? Nothing you say has anything to do with the relative toughness of sports players. It's all USA! USA! USA! Just like every stereotype of your fucked up, inbred culture in every nation on earth. Keep it up, I assume the reply will be some retarded ad hominem, strawman or a change of subject. That's all you're capable of.
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>>684991060
>European foot and ball players are the highest paid sport stars in the world
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>>684989060
>handegg
how's that ED virgin lifestyle going for ya?
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>>684991333
>state filled with oil has a big economy

Youdontfuckingsay
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>>684992377

lol, that's a lot of excuses for having a shit sport
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>>684983191
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>>684992013
"Revenue" refers to how much money the league makes
"Highest paying" refers to how much the players make. Y'know the thing you were actually talking about.

The fact that your sports have been specifically designed to maximise ad revenue instead of being an entertaining athletic competition is not a good thing.

And we're right back to the American money fetish again
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>>684991788
So you're saying football is tougher? Lol fucking idiot
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>>684992827
Or model vs retired man
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Nice players you got.
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>>684991660
kek
dont see yours either
>moonlanding
>usa visited moon
>was not recorded in studio
>totally wasnt staged
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>>684979338
football is played using feet i presume?

checkmate you fucking NA idiot.
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>>684992827
>former
Like this actually makes any difference what so ever
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>>684992827
Strawman again. He's not a rugby player. Go home, loser.
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>>684993211
>Terry Crews
>model
Lmao this fucking moran
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>>684991660
You can't see the US flag up there either. It's knocked down and bleached by the sun. It's become a white flag, a symbol of surrender.
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Even the coaches are butter balls.
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>>684992367
kek, just found a new fetish
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>>684993140
Ya football players have to deal with much greater pain. Greater pain equals tougher athletes. Your the fucking idiot here if you cant understand that.
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>>684993260
Yes.
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Pussies.
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>>684993468
>2917-901
>only finding this now
Do you live under a rock?
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>>684993350
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>>684992827
kek
>former american football player
>AMERICAN FOOTBALL
>former European football player
>EUROPEAN FOOTBALL
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>>684985199
It's them tight "football kits" they wear. He got a boner from touching other men in tight fitting "football kits" and the blood had nowhere else to go.
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>>684993594
>having pictures of naked black men saved on your computer
I don't even need to say anything else.
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>>684993553
You do understand that a cut to the forehead doesnt hurt whatsoever and it makes you bleed like a pig? Try again with another pic
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>>684993720
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>>684993753
>doesn't have folders full of cuck porn
get a load of this normie
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>>684993527
Retard doesn't even realise he's got one leg
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>>684993523
Football players take like 1 hit per game. And it doesn't even hurt that bad despite what you say.

Meanwhile rugby players are taking 50+ hits per game without taking any breaks. It's way tougher than handegg.
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>>684993753
>willfully ignoring that Google exists
Crews is a model, your argument is invalid
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>>684993774
>A cut to the forehead doesn't hurt whatsoever
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>>684979338
PATRIOTS!!!
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>>684993949
Hahaha 1 hit per game? Are you retarded? And half of rugbys tackles are gentle takedowns dont kid yourself. Have you ever played either one of these sports?
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>>684985199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLIw9Jn-V5o
Ok thank you
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All sports are shit, you're all fags watching grown men dry-hump each other.
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>>684992827
>handegg player is a nigger
What a surprise
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You just said Football was better
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>>684993809
Chill out. Just cause your 13 and your hormones are all over the place. Not everyone takes things as serious as you do. Also you're murifag so you're getting all nonsey cause I flicked your nip.
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>>684994078
Its what WWE players do to make them look like they are badly injured. Its a thin layer of skin that they cut with a razorblade. Have you ever had your forhead cut? Hardly any nerves its just bone
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>>684994286
He is also a painter, surprisingly enough.
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>>684993594
Why is he holding a basketball? He was a handegg player.
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>>684993774
the Trigeminal nerve is found in the forehead.
damage to this nerve can result in unconsciousness, concussion, impaired vision and even temporary/permanent paralysis
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>>684993922
Murica was founded to accommodate the handy capable.
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>>684994078
It really doesn't.
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>>684995055
just answered that comment >>684994721
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americunts lol
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show me one face of an american football player that doesn't look gay
>protip: you can't
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>>684995199
>SAS
>renowned world class soldiers
>Greenberets/navy seals blah blah
>pussies who kill the unarmed
>Vietnamese children
>bin laden
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