YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

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this good

>>684968518
Is that real?

>>684969378
no

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i think this is a man

>>684969141
>and I had a chain wallet
Fake confirmed. Still laughed.

>>684969204
Hahaha
Fucking alpha

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>>684970274

>>684969530
by the gods...tell me this is fucking fake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1PviSrWYqw

>>684969801

attention whores will always have a male beta shadow

>>684969633
fuckin alpha

>>684970840
im literally the whitest mother fucker.
why did this make me mad af.
>person of colour

>>684970693
It's fake

>>684971278
It's buzzfeed. just their name makes me rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KxvhuLl1ak

12 minutes of pure soul wrenching pain.

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>>684969801
I get stupid fucking posts like that ALL the time on my feed. It pisses me the fuck off so damn much.

>>684971670
This made me gay
thanks

>>684968518
more lia by chance?

>>684971744
Somebody pease kill me, this is too much.

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>>684971963

>>684971866
>not calling the pic "mixtaped.jpg"

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ITT: Socially awkward losers making fun of people who are slightly more socially awkward than them

>>684972035
good thing that doesn't actually exist

>>684969378
yes but they deleted the video
roll quads and i upload the video again

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>>684972145
Topkek

>>684969248
this is cringe

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>>684972352

>>684972152
Socially awkward loser making fun of socially awkward losers making fun of people who are slightly more socially awkward than them.
Two can play at this game. HU HUA

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>>684969615
KEK

The Rose Whip is not even seen often!

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>>684971938
>mfw reading that

>>684972352
>transforms
>still wears glasses

>>684968518
you're a normie!

>>684971744
well, shit.... say what you want, but it worked for him!

>>684971744
that's a future cuck right there.

>>684969385

This "fedoracore" phenomena is actually a bit creepy.

I was a fat, asocial virgin in highschool (as opposed to being just a virgin now at 22) and basically the first book I ever bought on my own was Dawkins' "God Delusion". After reading the book I became even more obnoxious to my classmates and I was convinced that everyone around me was a stupid piece of shit while I was the "enlightened one". Shit, I even considered wearing a fedora to school. The most incredible part is that all of these ideas came from me because "fedoracore" was not even a thing on the internet back then.

Luckily, my heart got broken by a girl which motivated me to lose weight which lead me to gain more confidence which lead me to actually having friends and a social life. I look pretty decent right now, but my confidence is still too low to attract that kind of attention that leads to getting layed.

>>684971868
im literally wearing that shirt right now o_o

>watching miserable people to make yourself feel better

the denial in this thread

>>684971868
Like you would ever do something that alpha

>>684972758

For your sake, I hope you don't wear it outside. Or that you think that it's cool. In fact, better burn that shit or use it is a cumrag.

>>684972758
an hero

>>684971984
Well that escalated quickly.

>>684972743
keep working out- find a hobby and get good at it. Not a bitch hobby either, pick up a martial art, bjj or muay thai. Your confidence will shoot through the roof and girls will be easy.

>>684972802
shut up

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>>684972802
is this bait?

>>684972137
kek

>>684972137
kek

>>684972925
no u

>>684971648
this is impossible to sit through, fuckme

>>684969633
actually a good bow.

>>684972358
English is not my first language and it annoys the everloving shit out of me that I know what 'hirsute' means because of this pretentious clown.

>>684972930
can you seriously imagine a non-autistic person spending their time cirklejerking over some strawmen-barely existing people?
if you need these threads to make yourself feel better then youre almost as miserable.

>>684971744

Yikes.

>>684972895
i dont wear it outside but i actually have used it to whipe jizz off my hand before

>>684971744
Anyone else think she's giving a subtle middle finger there?

>>684969968
No, I think it's a piece of shit!

>>684972358
Damn... I haven't seen a pussy that hairy since open day at the feminist colony

>>684969728
this is The Worst Thing

>>684972152
\thread

>>684973391
Nah, just grabbing her phone and the thing

>>684971648
Watched the first 10 seconds and clicked outta that shit so fast.

/b/ros I have a question.
I have this keen interest in swords and other forms of weaponry. Yes I do own a single fedora (which I rarely use)
Does this make me an autist?

>>684972145
the underage is real

>>684970274
wow thats painfull.
she liked the attention tho. she didnt say no and ignored him because she wanted him to keep messaging her

>>684971868
You're acting like he isn't a fucking alpha.

>>684971984
Dude she is SO ready.

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>>684969615
Kek

>>684973146
Same tbh. I rather be 'ignorami'

>>684971820
I laugh my ass off at people trying to act legal on fb. Like that fucking disclaimer people copypasta once a year. Spoiler, you own NOTHING that you post on their every bit of data processed is their property to sell to advertising companies.

>>684971938
I just read the first 3 messages
Fuck this world

>>684971984
Fucking filename is exactly how I feel jesus.

>>684974553
I am a Mediaeval Historian
>We laugh at you at conferences.

>>684972743
before, christians were "the enlightened ones"
now, atheists are
do you see the pattern?

>>684974999
Nice trips
But no. I'm just an "ordinary" guy

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does b stuff count ?

>>684972743
This brings the faith back to the /b/ yards here

>>684971868
kek'd a little to be perfectly honest

>>684972758
You're proudly displaying that you don't intend in getting any scrunt

>>684969204
is this real? Thats hardcore alpha

>>684974999
What conferences?

>>684971670
Who the fuck is raising all these little faggots? Those parents need to be shot.

>>684972918
Brazilian jujitsu and muay thai are the sports I've been doing since seventh grade and I did lose alot of weight because of it and my confidence went through the roof

>>684975268
Abolutely

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>>684968518

>>684973815
t-that can't be real
this is fake right?

>>684972743
It gets better anon. I was a cringy, fedora wearing, katana collecting, 1337 haxor faggot in middle and early high school. Now, slightly less childish adult, just married a month ago to a girl I've been with 6 years. Don't put so much emphasis on getting laid, sex is great don't get me wrong but it's not all there is in the world, just enjoy your life and let it flow. Getting out and finding a hobby is a fantastic way to make some friends and inevitably one of them or someone they know will be single

Hang in there buddy you're doing fine

>>684974890
i was like that too at that time
using fb and uploading random "cool" anime pics i can find
makes me cringe thinking about it

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>>684976302
Kill yourself

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>>684976302
Thats literally every thread on /b/. Only a fucking me what could make something so stupid., and an even dumber newfag fucking saved it to post.

>>684976302
So all of 4chan basically

>>684976302
It doesn't fall into any of those faggot. Kys

>>684969633

Robin HOOD

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>>684971938
>sips mountain dew
>adjusts tie

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ITT: People you'd want killed first in a school shooting

>>684976551
I have a hobby. Its just that many other people aren't interested in it. You all keep saying "get a hobby" but what it really seems like you're saying is "get a NEW hobby that the majority of other people enjoy" and there are barely any of those out there. I'm fine being seen as a loser, because doing that "loser" activity makes me happy. Fuck other people, most of what they do for fun is just creating and furthing needless drama, I don't need that bullshit in my life.

>>684975885

America.

This is the millennial generation. They receive positive feedback constantly, even when they fail, because of the books their parents read about child rearing.

The result is they can't handle any type of criticism, even constructive.

>>684970274
Jesus

>>684977050
>>684976551
Not the same anon either btw, I just decided to respond.

>>684971718
kek

>>684976994

Nothing wring with this. He wants to fuck a chubby fake nerd girl at the prom and went about it perfectly. She said yes.

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>>684971718
Pathetic

>>684977137
>Implying only America has millenials
Lol you must be American, to think the world revolves around your country,

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>>684971820
can't stop me

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>>684972152
>>684972436

>>684971670

>I may be a weak fagen
>I may get bullied
>I may have no pubes
>but at least I'll be ur cuck

>>684971963
Like she's such a fucking prize

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>>684976782

>>684973815
>typo
No, Charm is just butch. Sage this post

>>684976748
>kys

Nice shirt

xDDDDDDDD

Seriously though, you need to fuck off you cancerous piece of shit.

>>684971963

At least he didn't actually buy her a ring

>>684971744
well, as cringe as this is, at least he doesnt do the hover hand

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>>684971648
Holy shit. I made it. God that was awful.

>>684976782
^ LMAO

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>>684978243

>>684977736
kys

>>684973391
Thats what I thought when I first saw this pic too awhile back.

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>>684978281

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>>684978346

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>>684972234
Kekarooni

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>>684978402

>>684971866
These monks would've had instant regret. Ultra painful death. Just a question guys how long do you think you'd stay conscious for after being ignited?
I'm guessing like 1 minute.

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>>684969156
underrated

>>684969156
Lost

Here is the thing.
Yes, I am a hermit, weeb, gamer faggot.
Yes, I jerk off 7 times a day to hentai.
But I at least I admit I am a loser.
I don't share my affection to hentai on facebook where my friends, family, and MY FUCKING BOSS CAN SEE IT.
I would love to see the looks on these weebs faces when they try to get a job and their boss/ interviewer find what they post.

>>684974822
real cringe with this guy right here

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Mary Astor.

>>684976662
that's the best thing I've seen in my life

>>684979098

Go outside more.

>>684971648
Yep I failed

Although I used to play on a really cool server
and everything got all fucked up so I quit playing
I worked to hard on it and lost it all.

>>684969141
That's a neat dragon, pham.

>>684972918
TKD is pretty intense too if you go to a community that also does kick boxing with it.

>try TKD/kickboxing with GFs family who does it
>holy shit these kicks are crazy

>>684976726
>all of 4chan
people seem to forget that there are other boards besides /b/

>>684969801
This is a troll not a beta.
Wow this thread is shit.

>>684978570
You don't die from the flames moron.

You die from asphyxiation.
It takes several minutes.

>>684969141
Fake but nice dragon though

Can somebody explain to me why these threads are so popular?
I mean this is literally the stuff cancer is made off so why would you want to feast on it?

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>>684972358
i prefer them bald

>>684978570
a buddhist monk accepts pain and suffering. im pretty sure he would not feel any sense of regret. this motherfucker believes he will be born again

>>684980371
No one knows, we hate it but we still suck it up, it makes no fucking sense.

>>684978456
It's a good job you accurately named that pic or I wouldn't have correctly perceived the true inner meaning behind the picture.

>>684979963
pretty sure its the flames eating your internal organs tbh.

>>684980371
It's only cancerous because of what /b/ used to be, random. Having the same threads over and over again isn't random, it's miscellaneous.

>>684972802
The worst part is that normal people are cringy as fuck

>>684969141
Friggin

>>684977349

you must be ignorant and believe that every country around the world doesn't follow trends from the united states.

>>684970274
lmao that ending kills me everytime

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>>684972035
>Drags benny off to do horrible things

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd6N1-fZwzg

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>>684968518
just found some stuff on a folder

>>684981022

If you cringe at little kids being silly and playing you've got some MAJOR issues.

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just

>>684976843
He transcended to a new plain of existence where he doesn't need need a pussy anymore, unlike you beta cucks who would lick the feet of any girl around.
Delta/10

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>>684981214

>>684981262

8 year olds being silly?

This only makes you cringe if you're also a child.

>>684980475
No he doesn't, and that's the point.

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>>684981353

>>684972743

I considered myself to be the betaest of betas and even I had fucked multiple girls by the time I was 22. Get your shit together

>>684981628
Sounds fun but they should have used a different picture.

>>684973815
/thread

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>>684970082
fucking lost

>>684981214
no!

>>684982071
>Sounds like fun
What are you fucking gay?

>>684976748
>>684978282
kiss*

>>684977216
He got the pussy. More power to him. Anyone NOT getting pussy, note he didn't care what others thought.

>>684969378
>the fine bros
>fap tribute
of course u dense person

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>>684981628

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>>684971648

I couldnt pass the first 2 seconds of that . Holy shit the video is 12 minutes .

>>684973815
Just like Forsen.

>>684977494

You´re a hero

>>684978570
He knew that before doing the act. That's why his suicide was an epic act of protest. Monks knew fire is hot and during that war they'd seen plenty of death inflicted by their scumbag government...and ours...

>>684971744
harmless fun.

>>684981214
NO! This just hurts to read.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cJUv7mbYPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0CBjp61Dg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfWwmrsjRw
>18 years old
>looks like 12
>know him irl from elementary
>has no friends
>hangs alone during recess at school
>fucking snitch
>bullied to other side of country
>parents divorce because dad hates him
>moves back
>meet him again on high school
>still a faggot
Here is his vine account:
https://vine.co/u/1149494565938614272
Real name: Thor van Rijn/Kissing
>bullied him for his last name

>>684970274
kinda feel sorry for the guy

>>684973146
I'm happy I learnt a new word this morning.

>>684969336
Can't help but feel bad for the little autistic. Fuck, those kids are dicks

>>684972480
>still has the same faggot hair too!

>>684971984
This is humor

I hope at least

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>>684982648

>>684968518
Where's that video from?

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>>684968518
Couldn't find the one I was looking for, but here's this.

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>>684971597

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>>684983520
Found it

>>684976782
kek i...i get it!

>>684970274
asking 10 times "if it's okay"
good game girl
that boy got his lesson, hopefully

>>684968518
sauce is the teens react to @manda todd by the jew bros

>>684977836
lol yes I checked immediately

I gotta say this is a good ylyl. Thanks /b/

>>684971718
How parenting should work.

>>684983518
teens react to @manda todd - jewbros

change @ to a

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>>684983699
kek

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Some fresh OC for you faggots

>>684971648
Made it through 4 minutes. Lost

>>684971744
mix of cringe and ylyl

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>>684970840

>>684968518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDn9LC595g

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>>684971781
fkin nice copypasta

>>684971648

it was hard. what a bunch of strange people !

>>684969385
FuKing Inspector gadget

>>684972609
yes, let's all congratulate him on his newly acquired 4/10 pre-landwhale

>>684969385
Oh shiiiieeet. Fucking Inspector Gadget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WuJm3N0p9c

>>684969633
its a fat jeremy renner

>>684983895
I want to kill it

>>684969968
kek if the picture behind is the person its deffo a she

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>>684972137
ded

>>684970274
Retards like him need to die.

>>684983223
did he make these with his mum? fkn hell how old is he in these?

>>684984910
Cringed

>>684969336
The amount of times he did the whole "Woops I wrote my private message as a status oh no" routine was too much for me, jesus christ

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>>684984910
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>684979866
not worth it

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>>684984910

>>684984435
why do his biceps look like that?

>>684970840

*Race*
"We are the people in power"

Holy kek

>>684969968
Picture on the wall would suggest otherwise.

>>684971718
Alpha Mom

>>684983895
The non-pink one didn't had implyed anywhere that is for men. So why don't she stop destroying the odds of meet a nice sexual male partner by discriminating them?

>>684984910

Good luck finding a female doctor to treat your cancer

>>684974822
standing alone in club style photo instead of with friends or women...yep sure, this guy is the apitomy of standing in the corner musics too loud wanna go home guy

>>684984294
>fresh oc
So nice of your mom to take the photo for you

>>684971744

>empty lunchroom
>obviously both happy
>has a date to prom
>not that ugly

i'd say this guy did ok.

>>684971597
What the actual fuck. I can't wrap my head around the fact that somebody actually jerks off to this. I'm fucking done.

>>684969336
Him saying "whoops i put it in my status again" means just as much as me walking in to a woman's rest room and kicking open every stall just to go "oops this isnt the mens bathroom, hope no one sees me looking at your vagina!"

>>684981262
what language is this?

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>>684984910