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Hold it right there pal, gotta check you for illegal dubs. Anything

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Hold it right there pal, gotta check you for illegal dubs. Anything to say in your defence?
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>>684953954
Nothing to see here officer
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I dont have any officer.
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>>684954150
Okay, you're clean. Keep it that way!
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Sir, I have never even seen dubs in my life
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>>684953954
Ill just be going
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I've been clean my whole life offica
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am I being detained?
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>>684953954
sure...
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I only know of my discount double check are you saying its illegal
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nothing here officer
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I have singles please do naut hurt me offi-sir i dont speak english no egnlish u cant arrest me now
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>>684954422
Oh shit,we got dubs!
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>>684954422
WE GOT HIM!!!
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>>684953954
Defense? Did you just become judge and jury too piggy? Arrest me if you must fag.
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i didnt du nuffin
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Fuck you pig
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>>684953954
no occifer I have none o dem dubs ur sayin about then hey? yes i think so
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go ahead, sir
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>>684954422
Put your hands in the air!
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I regret nothing, officer... NOTHING!!
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>>684954677
Put your hands in the air Dubs smuggler!
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>>684953954
Eat shit pig.
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>>684954677
Back to jail nignog
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>>684953954
on the ground bitch, i am armed and dangerous
3... 2...
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>>684953954
you'll never take me alive
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>>684953954
nothing here oficer
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I am not afraid to use them
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No dubs here officer :^)
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>>684953954
Trunk and glove box is locked nigga you need a warrant

Oh shit...
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What are dubs?
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No sir, no dubs in my pocket.
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no dubs here lad
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Me? I ain't got no dubs, sir...
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Everithing fine MR.Agent, just I'm tired
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>>684955155
STOP!
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Look officer I'm a single parent tryin to just make it by
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Non, je ne regrette rien
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>>684955944
Oh shit
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Not a problem officer. As you can, see I am not in possession of any dubs.
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>>684954539
this is literally every single thread on /b/ lol. What u want, an empty catalog page? And then, what isn't shitpost? politics?
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Nothing to see here, copper
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ULUMULU
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>>684953954
Why would i have dubs? Only stupid people do dubs..
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>>684953954
Leave it out guvna
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Don't worry officer, i'm as straight as an arrow.
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Ohh sheeeeeit I dindu nuffin officer
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>>684956098
Oh lordy, too close.
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I'm not a nigger
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Might leave in a body bag but never in cuffs
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Do trips count?
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I ain't one of them dindus I don't got dubs
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d-dubs? officer I can give you some moneys if you let me go
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Just passin' through...
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Im clean officer
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>>684953954
No dubs here officer...... only a youtube link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3chqHe14eY

Dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler. One of their names is Adam.
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No sir, officer
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Dindus do nuffin
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>>684953954

I think you'll find everything is in order good sir
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Nope no dubs here officer
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I ain't got nothing. I swear.
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>>684953954
I dunt kneew wat debs is offeser
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Fuck you copper
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I am ogrewhelmed by this scandalous accusation
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>>684953954

...What's the problem, Officer?
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>>684953954
No no senor, no have dubs.
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>>684953954
no dubs over here officer
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>>684953954
I want my phone call
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Din do nuffin officer
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>>684953954
You are already dead
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NO.
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>>684953954
I want my lawyer.
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you mean THESE dubs?
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You cant take my dubs!
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>>684953954
oh shit offisa i dindu nuffin
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>>684953954
No dubs here officer
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>>684953954

I say "fuck you pig, get a warrant!"

Looks like you ain't searching shit.
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>>684953954
Cant check what dosent exist officer
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it's spelled "defense" you fucking oinker. Leave me alone, I'll keep my dubs if I want.
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>>684953954
*Whispers* Hail Hydra

(Runs away, drop fedora, get back, get the fedora, flip fedora around and then put it on head. Proceeding to run after that)
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I'm clear officer
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>>684953954
Are you detaining me or am I free to go?
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>>684953954
no
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"pic related"
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ɯǝɥʇ ʞɔǝɥɔ
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Sorry officer, you got me.
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>>684953954
only ever had trips so i don`t have anything to hide sir
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Get out of here mall cop
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>>684953954
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Just passing through
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>>684953954
I've no idea what you are talking about, sir.
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>>684953954
No problem officer.
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>>684962199
OUT OF THE CAR!
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>>684962199
On the ground!
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No, sir.
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>>684953954
just going about my business sir
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>>684953954
suck it cock mongling pig
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No dubs here
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>>684953954
this is the land of the free, Mr. Officer
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Don't got any dubs here sir
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No i never had some dubs
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>>684953954
cancer


/thread
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>>684962199
put your hands up jew!
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>>684953954
Maaaan. I got no thing. You can check my trunk.
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>>684958233
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your vehicle
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>>684962644
>>684962500

i'm telling
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>>684953954
I've got a permit for these concealed dubs, officer. Here you go.
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Sieg Heil officer lovely day innit?
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Foget about it
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>>684962970
come at me nigga
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I'm clean, ese
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>>684953954
Shut your cuntmouth you fucking cop. You are just a racist fuck and hate me for beeing black.
See no dubs so fuck of god damn it
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>>684963277
Came
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>>684953954
i'm clean,sir
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