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ITT: God-tier movies

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ITT: God-tier movies
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>>684938417
Dunno if anything can be as god tier as Jupiter Ascending but I'll try.
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>>684938576
that movie sucked you must be the only one who liked it
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>>684938417
>>684938576

how old are you litle fucknuggets? like 12?
here have some real movies.
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>>684938859
>>684938874
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>>684938417
>>684938417
ha ha im being retarted i rused u
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Never forget this masterpiece
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>>684938874
8 b8

but good taste in movies anon.
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>>684938874
Leonardo DiCaprio fetish, by any chance?
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>>684939863

well he´s a over the top actor isnt he ?
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Manos, the Hands of Fate
best bad movie ever
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>>684938417
That movie was shit.
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>>684938874
>16 year old edgy kid
you took the bait and posted the most typical bullshit that everyone always posts
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>>684939048
Chris?
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>>684939863
Who doesn't?
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>>684939048
Jenny?
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>>684940268
kek no shit there's two movies there from Quentin, the man-child that goes on a tantrum and writes a script in 10 minutes

"Basterds is the tarantino way to spell it"
he's just a fucking kid
There's always a way out.
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>>684940268
>14 year old edgy kid
maybe the reason there is that they are fucking good movies and because of that so many people like them. you cant omit movies for their popularity in order to demonstrate your unique taste you retarded hillbilly fuckstick.
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>>684940932
Of course, tarantino is so talented, takes a really smart and different guy to make such a shitty movie like kill bill , holy shit how did they even made a second one.

It's not even an omage, he just comes up with that shit at the moment.
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>>684941178
kek'd
wasn't even talking to you
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>>684940254
That's just your opinion, man
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You little shits have no idea what a CROM-tier movie is
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>>684938874
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y didnt anybody consider this ?
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>>684941288
No shit sherlock, like i said there's always a way out, coudln't even come back with something good on tarantino, fucking 12 year old kids.
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this is good because the pigs are muslims
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>>684938417
Batman v Superman was the greatest movie ever made ever.
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This
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>>684941481
starting with some heavy stuff m8
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>>684938874
Yeah, you have zero taste.
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>>684941829
yeah and i got more comming
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>>684941651
gr8 b8 m8
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>>684940128
MST3K episode of this one is phenomenal.
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>>684938874
>where is The Patriot
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>>684941919
>>684942009
>>684942064
>>684941960
im not sure if this is an attempt to b8 but these are all great films except patch adams
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>>684941932
in case you didnt see you fucking neckbeard cumdumpster
>>684940932
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>>684942064
>>684942009
>>684941960

It's really odd to think that a guy with roles like this would kill himself, then again it's somewhat odd how those roles go over the top with kindness and shit almost like it's compensating.
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>>684942157
didnt make the collage m8 im sure its somewhere right from there
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>>684938874
>let's create an image that is the top 50 of IMDB in film posters

Such taste
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>>684938874
>kubrick
>tarantino

No, just no
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>>684942005
Watch it high. Life will never be the same if you do
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>>684938874
>Stanley Kubrick
>good
pick one
>inb4 edgy
his movies are all "duh meanin'" but no real entertainment
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Best trilogy of all time
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>>684942183
He ain't got shit, now that he's cornered watch him go on a autistic tauntrum like his god Quentin Tarantino.
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>>684942322
I bet you didn't like the 'in out, in out' scene too Mr sjw
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>>684942444
gay pedo spotted
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>>684938417
Is this bait?
Jupiter Ascending was so bad... Literally so bad I cannot even make a comparison. This movie make commercial about rectal exams appear as the best fucking movie ever made...
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>>684942444
Checked
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>>684942502
u calling me sjw, nigger ?!

fucking captcha let me post
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From urbandictionary

An excellent movie that, in order to understand fully, requires some key things:

>1) Intelligence
>2) An appreciation and knowledge of movies
>3) The ability to tolerate some violence in a movie
>4) A sense of humor
Kill Bill is a f*cking awesome movie.

You can literaly smell the rancid fedora.
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>>684942749
more like being dead
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>>684941993
I'll never know why burt didn't get the Oscar for this one.
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>>684942312
>It's really odd to think that a guy with roles like this would kill himself

It actually makes perfect sense to me now
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Taxi Driver.
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>>684938874
I have watched and enjoyed several of those movies. As you or another anon stated, hating a movie because it's popular makes you the edgy faggot
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>>684942157
faggot
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>>684943161
me neither, just look at the acting skills of the guy they just took of actingschool. hes fudging brilliant.
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>>684942357
you must be 18+ to post here
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>>684943405
Did you see the kill bill movies? lmfao
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>>684943405
yeah, i said that.
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>>684942490
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>>684942164
The fuck are you on about faggot, Robin Williams ain't no joke. The only trap I would ever fuck is Mrs. Doubtfire
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>>684942490
By far the worst, and most of these faggots have been trying to post shit
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>>684943369
faggot
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>>684943302
Yeah him playing roles that would try to compensate and show him as a happy person perhaps?
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>>684943846
compensate for his small dick
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Points for reading the book
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>>684943534
Watched it once, plot line was garbage, no tits, awful acting. Gave up 45 minutes in.
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>>684943944
kek
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>>684943594
My favorite Kubrick film. And FMJ was way "deeper" than 2001 ever was.

>>684943656
Underrated. Also, I would shoot so much cum in Olivia Thirlby's mouth.
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>>684938874
>django
nigger pls go
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I would recommend this, it's k at least, entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgfB9kebFNI
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>>684943982
I watched half of that shit stoned, then decided to get drunk as that usually makes movies better, by 40 mins in i just got shitfaced drunk because of how shitty that movie is, i actually got up and broke the disc after seeing it.
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I think everyone can agree nothing decent has come out of Hollywood in at least 15 years
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>>684943966
Just remind me of this, haven't seen it, thx faget

>this captcha is cancer
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>>684944178
the banality of evil: the movie
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>>684938417
starship troopers invasion
digital boobies! xD
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>inb4 it was bad
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>>684944267
fuck, wrong movie.
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>>684940932
hey i never said that they weren't good but making the same thread every single time is getting fucking redundant. we get it.
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>>684943520
26 y o basement dweller that spends all day physically assaults his genitals. Think I'm in the right place.
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>>684944183
Not sure how there was a large enough audience for 'Kill Bill Vol. 2'
I guess tight leather and Lucy Liu are more important than an actual plot
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god-like
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>>684944329
Didn't watch it, but fuck you it was bad
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>>684938417
alright have some god-tier animu
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>>684944460
fock
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>>684942005
i watched it high on elephant tranquilizer and the menstrual blood of a yak. the movie really taught me things that i can't express with human language.
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>>684944329
>From the creators of "The Matrix" trilogy.

Fucking hacks. Literally, as in they hacked their dicks open.
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>>684944649
You can't express things because of autism
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IN 2D THOUGH
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>>684938417

youre fucking joking right??
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>>684942386
Yes this is a masterpiece.
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>>684943966
sorry, the effects are absolute shit. a lot of the acting is absolute shit.
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>>684944433
I literaly imagine a bunch of 12 year olds coming out of the movie theater during kill bill movies.

That movie gave birth to a very real visceral hate for Quentin Tarantino, just feel riight here on the stomach just by watching a pic of him holy fucking shit.
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not even shitposting
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>>684944362
got you there but some shit you need to say like a million times till all of those retards get it
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>>684938999
trips dont lie, was such a great film
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>>684938417
don't breathe looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLcBvQgiIM
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>>684941726
i killed my grandma because she got me this film
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>>684945029
it was probably the best marvel movie so far but even then thats not saying much. its the type of movie you enjoy until you actually think about it.
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>>684944649
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>>684944742
the wachowski brothers are the best
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>>684942386
>>684942294
>>684942232
>>684942125
>>684942064
>>684942009
Puk yih robie wiliumz
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>>684943777
this is a good film if you dont completely class it as an alien film.
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>>684945055

fucking gold. would watch in theatre
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>>684945127
I enjoyed it after thinking about it, there were no huge plotholes that I could think of.
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>>684944329
why would they flaunt the fact that they made the matrix films on the poster of a childrens movie. you dont see george miller bragging about mad max on happy feet posters. no kid gives a fuck.
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>>684945307
yeah but they have said that this isnt the end of the civil war between the characters
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God tier indeed
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>>684944866
Actually enjoyed this movie
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>>684945127
yeah i think it is aswell. i think it is because its not really got a main bad guy and all the heros have to work together just like the avengers film
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>>684945307
>instantly friends again at the end of the film with no build up
>nobody dies after minutes of brutal fighting
>literally no consequences for anything
its not plot holes, its just so pandering and consequence free i just cant take it seriously.
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>>684945555
checked the mask
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>>684945342
>implying it was for kids
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>>684942400
Clockwork Orange is God tier you faggot.
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>>684943691
jokes on you, i enjoyed that movie
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>>684945307
Yes, because the fucking simpleton is going to be able do find Paul Rudd
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>>684945742
>rated pg
>filled with spazstic action scenes only kids with adhd could enjoy
>not for kids
ok
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>>684945749
>muh classic films
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>>684945881
>im so mature
faggot
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You all know it
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>>684945939
you cant just act superior without giving a reason why its bad. shitty b8 but i still fell for it. fuck.
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>>684945939
>muh millennial hive mentality
Go enjoy your shit movies
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>>684939048
Would only watch it if it was like Silent Hill.
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>>684938417
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>>684945833
I honestly liked it too when I was 10 years old and played with toys. Now I play with your mum's tits.
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>>684943656
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>>684945178
>Sisters
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>>684939048
Oh Hi Mark
hahahaha
Oh Hi Dannie
hahahaha
Hi Doggie
hahahaha
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>>684945425
Not sure why thats a bad thing, it would be bad if there wasn't an aftereffect
>>684945638
Tony had no problem with Cap after he found out he was just doing what was right, the fight at the end wasn't about cap it was about bucky. How is nobody dying a bad thing? SPOILERS The ending of the film definitely had consequences, half of the team were fugitives.
>>684945863
I don't get this point
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>>684939048
Your tearing me apart lisa!
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>>684946301
>2016
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>>684945995
Overrated but still a solid movie.
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>>684946335
yeah but they all go and hide and they all escape prison consequence free, also how the fuck did cap get to the prison in the middle of the fucking sea and beat the shit out of tons of armed guards without his shield?
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>>684938874
>fight club: saaa comercial
>pulp fiction: over rated
>merican history: over rated (cept that nigger stomp)
>gump: good flick
>v for vagina: nonymous
>a beautiful mind: ehhh
>into the wild: ehhhhhhh
>departed: semi good
>lucky slevin: alright
>the crow: cunt died while filming must be good
>american beauty: .....
>Blow: more like blow-n out of context....nigger
>catch me: not bad
>inception: was good
>prisoners: was half entertaining with minimal twists
>wolf of wall: another blown out of preportion
>law abiding citizen: was entertaining
>american gangster: meh
>bourne: mint
>memento: ehhh
>shawshank: classic cant go wrong
>snatch: top tier
>reservoir dogs: over rated turd
>blood diamond: nigger should have gotten the short sleeve
>the prestige: top tier
saving ryan: dat opener
>green mile: wilsoooonnn
>a clock work: meh
>matrix: samuel l was mint
>training day: nigger
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>>684941629
Great film.
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>>684946464
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>>684938417
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>>684941646
totally agree. People are hailing Captain America Civil War as the best movie ever and then when BvS did it, it gets shit on because people don't understand Scott snyder
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>>684941993
Jason Stathom has the same fucking buzzcut and stubble in every role he plays.
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>>684946485
It't not consequence free though, they all became fugitives. The problem is going to be if we don't see the effects of that in the next Avengers, if all they do is team up again it will become useless. No idea how Cap got to the prison, never thought of that but thats definitely a problem with the movie.
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>>684941646
truth
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>>684946041
ok i get the irony of the pic you posted (that troll is jutting a bit from the crowd) which i didn't get to see around too much, but what really intrigues me is what kind of event is that? they seem cheerful (a bit contradictory with the pic's point, but i'll let it slide) but we can't see where exactly they're cheering at
justin bieber concert perhaps (or some similar modern musician's)?
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>>684946353
*your're
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>>684946590
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>>684946602
>>684946590
good taste
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>>684946507
How can one person have so many shitty opinions?
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>>684946729
*your
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Mic drop
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>>684946590
dunno about that
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>>684946602
Headache: the movie
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>>684946464
>two and a half hrs of solid boredom
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>>684938874
many of these are a major snooze fest..
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In all seriousness tho.

What was your personal GOAT film in recent times?

Mine is [spoiler]Birdman[/spoiler]
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>>684946781
*y´oure´
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>>684946833
The twist makes no sense, he didn't want his identity revealed and then tells a story which will make it easy for the detectives to find his identity.
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>>684946807
if you can't deal with motion... but not everyone is a pussy
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>>684946771
if i had the same taste you did m80 id really get sick of the taste of my dad cock ffgt
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10 cloverfield lane is actually fucking amazing

go watch it nerds
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>>684946507
>green mile: wilsoooonnn
lolol wrong movie, that's castaway ur thinking of
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>>684946771
opinions are like assholes, everyone has one
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>>684946876
Room was one of my favourites, absolutely loved it.
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>>684938417
I actually liked that movie, but I wish they were allowed to make their sequels, then the movie wouldn't have been so damn rushed...
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>>684947012
i agree
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>>684946900
Dudes Be Talm Bout . . "Your grammar is atrocious" ok for one thing what artocs and grammer mean .? Uhh idk then they get to saying that. . "Ironic satire unironic starie" bullshytz .. uhh?? What the FUCK that Meantire of these white folcc talm that bull shit saying shit iin different language Yall gon Get CLAPPED yu Kno what that mean goofy ass thot shut the hell up wit that russian shit ironic starie ION KNOOEE WHAT THAT MEANON CRIP AND bLOOD
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>>684943966
This interpretation was...acceptable. It was more in line with the book than the previous, but the acting was bland as all hell (with like one exception).

At least it's better than Children of Dune, which was a complete travesty in every fucking sense of the word.
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>>684943966
The book is a thousand times better than that sacrilegious heap of shit
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>>684946965
just you and you're dad
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>>684946781
Oh, you think Grammar Nazis are allowed here? Listen up, you little shit. I know you only do this because you're a sad sack of fucking trash that's washed up on shore looking for a purpose. If you thought that this disgrace would go unanswered, your wrong! That's right! I just did it? Are you triggered? CRYING? There, their, they're. Oops, I did it again. That's right, Grammar Nazi. You're move. :)
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>>684947285
i'm no dad
at least i have no knowledge of having a child
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>>684946729
The grammar in this place is really terrible.
/b/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.
If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /b/.
I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.
However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.
If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.
If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.
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best movie i ever seen
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People dont know how to make movies anymore

best movies of all time:

Spartacus 1960
12 angry men
Zulu
Lawrence of Arabia

new films don't appreciate good story telling - and they NEVER use silence as a tool.

for example look at the new star wars movie. constant jokes. characters don't have to try, they just get lucky over and over again.
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>>684946622
Just waiting for that sweet sweet wonder woman ass
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>>684947397
Your right, it is a good movie
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Thats what I call god tier...
>Oldboy
>Taxi Driver
>Synechdoche New York
>Stay
>I Saw The Devil
>The Machinist
>Survival Style 5+
>The Bird People From China
>Love Exposure
>Carne/I Stand Allone
>Melancholia
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>>684945342
too young to understand nostalgia
>underage detected
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>>684947335
>i have no knowledge

that is correct
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>>684947582

muh films have to be depressing to be good meme

22 jump street is a better piece of art than 90% of those
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>>684946963
If it was so easy, why didn't they catch him?
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>>684947397
>>684947541
fuck off you latte sipping hipster faggots
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Water World is the best movie made in the last 50 years
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>>684947472
it's not they don't know how to, it's just that shit's selling
I blame millennials and their shitty taste, forget that, no taste for all the crappy cinematography we get to enjoy nowdays
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>>684947665
Because they weren't looking at the board, literally less than a minute after looking at the board they figured out who he was. Other than that I liked the movie.
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>>684947773
I heard it was critically panned.
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>>684947665
It was written that way?
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>>684947663
nah those were just the movies that came up immediately. Survival Style 5+, Love Exposure and The Bird People From China are comedys btw... I can go on with other stuff like
>Team America
>In Bruges
>Six Shooter
>Redirected
etc... if you wanna see some funny stuff
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>>684947712
Why? I don't even like the coffie. Beeing hipster in my country is illegal.
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>>684947712
what exactly is wrong with latte sipping?
you don't expect me to just drink it like it's water, do you?
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>>684947077
I assume bait.

If not, you are holy-shit levels of high.
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>>684948235
>not shotting espresso like a man
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>>684948503
I do that when I'm at work, why on god's earth would I be shottin' espresso in a cafe?
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>>684946602
>YouTube: The Full Movie
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>>684948720
Why the fuck would you be in a cafe
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>>684947712
You expect me to skol scalding hot coffee?? i have sensitive lips and the froth helps keep them safe
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>>684949416
drinking coffee and eating cake?
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>>684938874
You are literally my friend.
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>>684938874
Only 2 I haven't seen are blood diamond and v for vendetta. Both for the same reason. I just cba to buy/download em.
My current movie fetish is the "new French extremity", but I've seen most of those.
Pic extremely related
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One of my favorite about time travel.

The whole thing is pure mindfuck.
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>>684949804
Martyrs was one of the most fucked up movies I've seen, but it was still a great movie, probably the best horror movie I've seen
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>>684949920
I watched it once then sat there for about an hour just thinking about that fuckin movie. Then I went out for a drive, came home, watched calvaire and Dans Ma Peau(in my skin)
Holy fuck
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>>684938874

>Look at these very common popular movies
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>>684947616
yeah or im not a retarded nostalgia fag who doesnt live their life in the past because my life sucks so bad that i cant except the present. plus nostalgia is just a tool to push products.
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>>684949487

Man, I thought the movie was kinda shit. I prefer the non-comedic versions, which means the 1st and remakes.
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>>684950124
Speed racer was a remake of a kids movie(or tv show?)from the 70s/80s can't remember. But all the kids became adults, most adults enjoyed the matrix movies, "omg the people who made matrix made that movie? It'll be awesome lets go see it!" - says the morons.
Holy shitfuck you're an idiot.
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>>684949633
You're a faggot
Coffee is to be gulped down as you throw a handful of change at the sorry piece of shit working the toll booth
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>>684949804
i used to really like martyrs, because I thought that aside from the violence, it had a pretty good story. I watched it again 1year ago and changed my opinion about it. Its just like Saw, Hostel, Hills Have Eyes or A Serbian Movie. The only purpose is its shock value. Biggest problem with it is that it gets repetitive and the overall intention is childish. I couldnt take A Serbian Film seriously... I thought it was pretty boring and pathetic tbh and I think the same of Martyrs atm.
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>>684950124

>i cant except the present

>except

You are either illiterate or under-age.
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>>684950099
It had me thinking for a while. Heard they made a remake of it, apparently it's shit, no surprise there though.
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>>684950111
>they are enjoyed by millions, they must be shit
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>>684949633
>drinking coffee
>eating cake
>in a cafe
>2016
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>>684950334
I haven't seen the second, been avoiding for that reason.
I enjoyed the 03 remake and the prequel but the newest one was pretty ass.
Most of the new slashers are ass.
Friday the 13th was ok, I enjoyed it for what it was.
Nightmare was another meh one but I mean, sometimes it's just fun to watch shit movies
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>>684950409

The two leads are pretty hot tho
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DUDE WHERES MY CAR LMAO
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>>684950409
I like Martyrs because even though it goes for shock there are genuine moments of suspense, something that a lot of horror films are missing, whereas a Serbian Film went only for the shock and the end result was shit.
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>>684950541

>implying I even meant that

I'm just saying you tried to look better than the obvious baiters and made yourself look like a pleb in the process.
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>>684941651
YESSS great. favorite film
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>>684949416
having a chit chat with a friend, or few, over latte?
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>>684949868
no
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>>684950409
I liked it from the viewpoint of, there's 7 billion people in the world, what are the odds some strange shit like that does go on? Probably pretty high. Idk it got me thinking about what happens when a mind breaks from pain, shit like that.
In my skin was another amazing one I thought. I dealt with that subject when I was a teenager but holy shit that movie made me...I don't even know. It was just nuts.
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>>684950780
I like this guy. Nothing wrong with coffee at a cafe with friends like regular fuckin people. We may be on the cesspool of the Internet but we can Atleast try to act like functioning members of society instead of absolute cocks in real life.
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>>684946900
*Yor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q39f4YzK6sU
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>>684950397
>>684950545
what's wrong with enjoying coffee? not everyone hates everything they do/have
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>>684949868
we've got here some absolute shit movie.

This shit is only a 3 sentences paradox, exposed in a meaningless 2H movie. The scriptwriter is a really lazy man, and this movie is loved by reddit/9gag people who thinks that it's a really "intelligent" film, but has no clue what intelligence is.
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>>684950334
>>684950578
Fight on chainsaws!
You're both assholes
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