Dunno if anything can be as god tier as Jupiter Ascending but I'll try.
how old are you litle fucknuggets? like 12?
here have some real movies.
Manos, the Hands of Fate
best bad movie ever
kek no shit there's two movies there from Quentin, the man-child that goes on a tantrum and writes a script in 10 minutes
"Basterds is the tarantino way to spell it"
he's just a fucking kid
There's always a way out.
>14 year old edgy kid
maybe the reason there is that they are fucking good movies and because of that so many people like them. you cant omit movies for their popularity in order to demonstrate your unique taste you retarded hillbilly fuckstick.
Of course, tarantino is so talented, takes a really smart and different guy to make such a shitty movie like kill bill , holy shit how did they even made a second one.
It's not even an omage, he just comes up with that shit at the moment.
You little shits have no idea what a CROM-tier movie is
yeah and i got more comming
in case you didnt see you fucking neckbeard cumdumpster
It's really odd to think that a guy with roles like this would kill himself, then again it's somewhat odd how those roles go over the top with kindness and shit almost like it's compensating.
Is this bait?
Jupiter Ascending was so bad... Literally so bad I cannot even make a comparison. This movie make commercial about rectal exams appear as the best fucking movie ever made...
An excellent movie that, in order to understand fully, requires some key things:
>2) An appreciation and knowledge of movies
>3) The ability to tolerate some violence in a movie
>4) A sense of humor
Kill Bill is a f*cking awesome movie.
You can literaly smell the rancid fedora.
me neither, just look at the acting skills of the guy they just took of actingschool. hes fudging brilliant.
yeah, i said that.
My favorite Kubrick film. And FMJ was way "deeper" than 2001 ever was.
Underrated. Also, I would shoot so much cum in Olivia Thirlby's mouth.
I watched half of that shit stoned, then decided to get drunk as that usually makes movies better, by 40 mins in i just got shitfaced drunk because of how shitty that movie is, i actually got up and broke the disc after seeing it.
starship troopers invasion
digital boobies! xD
I literaly imagine a bunch of 12 year olds coming out of the movie theater during kill bill movies.
That movie gave birth to a very real visceral hate for Quentin Tarantino, just feel riight here on the stomach just by watching a pic of him holy fucking shit.
got you there but some shit you need to say like a million times till all of those retards get it
don't breathe looks good
why would they flaunt the fact that they made the matrix films on the poster of a childrens movie. you dont see george miller bragging about mad max on happy feet posters. no kid gives a fuck.
>instantly friends again at the end of the film with no build up
>nobody dies after minutes of brutal fighting
>literally no consequences for anything
its not plot holes, its just so pandering and consequence free i just cant take it seriously.
Oh Hi Mark
Oh Hi Dannie
Not sure why thats a bad thing, it would be bad if there wasn't an aftereffect
Tony had no problem with Cap after he found out he was just doing what was right, the fight at the end wasn't about cap it was about bucky. How is nobody dying a bad thing? SPOILERS The ending of the film definitely had consequences, half of the team were fugitives.
I don't get this point
dude this is GOAT
yeah but they all go and hide and they all escape prison consequence free, also how the fuck did cap get to the prison in the middle of the fucking sea and beat the shit out of tons of armed guards without his shield?
>fight club: saaa comercial
>pulp fiction: over rated
>merican history: over rated (cept that nigger stomp)
>gump: good flick
>v for vagina: nonymous
>a beautiful mind: ehhh
>into the wild: ehhhhhhh
>departed: semi good
>lucky slevin: alright
>the crow: cunt died while filming must be good
>american beauty: .....
>Blow: more like blow-n out of context....nigger
>catch me: not bad
>inception: was good
>prisoners: was half entertaining with minimal twists
>wolf of wall: another blown out of preportion
>law abiding citizen: was entertaining
>american gangster: meh
>shawshank: classic cant go wrong
>snatch: top tier
>reservoir dogs: over rated turd
>blood diamond: nigger should have gotten the short sleeve
>the prestige: top tier
saving ryan: dat opener
>green mile: wilsoooonnn
>a clock work: meh
>matrix: samuel l was mint
>training day: nigger
It't not consequence free though, they all became fugitives. The problem is going to be if we don't see the effects of that in the next Avengers, if all they do is team up again it will become useless. No idea how Cap got to the prison, never thought of that but thats definitely a problem with the movie.
ok i get the irony of the pic you posted (that troll is jutting a bit from the crowd) which i didn't get to see around too much, but what really intrigues me is what kind of event is that? they seem cheerful (a bit contradictory with the pic's point, but i'll let it slide) but we can't see where exactly they're cheering at
justin bieber concert perhaps (or some similar modern musician's)?
opinions are like assholes, everyone has one
Dudes Be Talm Bout . . "Your grammar is atrocious" ok for one thing what artocs and grammer mean .? Uhh idk then they get to saying that. . "Ironic satire unironic starie" bullshytz .. uhh?? What the FUCK that Meantire of these white folcc talm that bull shit saying shit iin different language Yall gon Get CLAPPED yu Kno what that mean goofy ass thot shut the hell up wit that russian shit ironic starie ION KNOOEE WHAT THAT MEANON CRIP AND bLOOD
This interpretation was...acceptable. It was more in line with the book than the previous, but the acting was bland as all hell (with like one exception).
At least it's better than Children of Dune, which was a complete travesty in every fucking sense of the word.
Oh, you think Grammar Nazis are allowed here? Listen up, you little shit. I know you only do this because you're a sad sack of fucking trash that's washed up on shore looking for a purpose. If you thought that this disgrace would go unanswered, your wrong! That's right! I just did it? Are you triggered? CRYING? There, their, they're. Oops, I did it again. That's right, Grammar Nazi. You're move. :)
The grammar in this place is really terrible.
/b/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.
If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /b/.
I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.
However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.
If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.
If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.
People dont know how to make movies anymore
best movies of all time:
12 angry men
Lawrence of Arabia
new films don't appreciate good story telling - and they NEVER use silence as a tool.
for example look at the new star wars movie. constant jokes. characters don't have to try, they just get lucky over and over again.
Thats what I call god tier...
>Synechdoche New York
>I Saw The Devil
>Survival Style 5+
>The Bird People From China
>Carne/I Stand Allone
it's not they don't know how to, it's just that shit's selling
I blame millennials and their shitty taste, forget that, no taste for all the crappy cinematography we get to enjoy nowdays
nah those were just the movies that came up immediately. Survival Style 5+, Love Exposure and The Bird People From China are comedys btw... I can go on with other stuff like
etc... if you wanna see some funny stuff
drinking coffee and eating cake?
Only 2 I haven't seen are blood diamond and v for vendetta. Both for the same reason. I just cba to buy/download em.
My current movie fetish is the "new French extremity", but I've seen most of those.
Pic extremely related
One of my favorite about time travel.
The whole thing is pure mindfuck.
I watched it once then sat there for about an hour just thinking about that fuckin movie. Then I went out for a drive, came home, watched calvaire and Dans Ma Peau(in my skin)
yeah or im not a retarded nostalgia fag who doesnt live their life in the past because my life sucks so bad that i cant except the present. plus nostalgia is just a tool to push products.
Speed racer was a remake of a kids movie(or tv show?)from the 70s/80s can't remember. But all the kids became adults, most adults enjoyed the matrix movies, "omg the people who made matrix made that movie? It'll be awesome lets go see it!" - says the morons.
Holy shitfuck you're an idiot.
i used to really like martyrs, because I thought that aside from the violence, it had a pretty good story. I watched it again 1year ago and changed my opinion about it. Its just like Saw, Hostel, Hills Have Eyes or A Serbian Movie. The only purpose is its shock value. Biggest problem with it is that it gets repetitive and the overall intention is childish. I couldnt take A Serbian Film seriously... I thought it was pretty boring and pathetic tbh and I think the same of Martyrs atm.
>in a cafe
I haven't seen the second, been avoiding for that reason.
I enjoyed the 03 remake and the prequel but the newest one was pretty ass.
Most of the new slashers are ass.
Friday the 13th was ok, I enjoyed it for what it was.
Nightmare was another meh one but I mean, sometimes it's just fun to watch shit movies
I like Martyrs because even though it goes for shock there are genuine moments of suspense, something that a lot of horror films are missing, whereas a Serbian Film went only for the shock and the end result was shit.
I liked it from the viewpoint of, there's 7 billion people in the world, what are the odds some strange shit like that does go on? Probably pretty high. Idk it got me thinking about what happens when a mind breaks from pain, shit like that.
In my skin was another amazing one I thought. I dealt with that subject when I was a teenager but holy shit that movie made me...I don't even know. It was just nuts.
I like this guy. Nothing wrong with coffee at a cafe with friends like regular fuckin people. We may be on the cesspool of the Internet but we can Atleast try to act like functioning members of society instead of absolute cocks in real life.
we've got here some absolute shit movie.
This shit is only a 3 sentences paradox, exposed in a meaningless 2H movie. The scriptwriter is a really lazy man, and this movie is loved by reddit/9gag people who thinks that it's a really "intelligent" film, but has no clue what intelligence is.