/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Shit Weather Edition.

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>>684933761

Why are IDs even gone?

>>684933835
Ooh, you're in here sharp tonight! No get though.

>>684933960
had to get in before this faggot >>684933933

what you munters upto?

>>684933761
Shit weather in chch

>>684934376
Shit weather everywhere mate

>>684934485
But the weather chick on TV3 is a babe

>>684934376
Rolleston fag here

Opotiki master race reporting for duty

>>684934549
Burnham milfag hating my job

>>684934485

these threads are shit now

>>684934615
You live on one of the following...
>Albert Street
>Victoria Street
>Church Street
>Princess Street
>Wharf Street
>High Street
>Grey Street
>Kelly Street
>St John Street
>Potts Ave
>King Street
>Goring Street
>Richard Street
>Chaffield Road
>Buchanan Street
>Brabant Street
>Balneavis Place
>Windsor Street
>Ford Street
>Union Street
>Stanley Place
>Bridge Street
>Travis Place
>Malcolm Street
>Duke Street
>Wellington Street
>Payne Ave
>Te Rere Pa Road
>or Moody Place

cold asf today

>>684934814
See you cunts driving round in ya huge Unimogs all the time.

>>684935059
Temperature isn't even below zero, mate.

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>>684935021
I like in Auckland.

Guess which road I live on kek

>>684935021
Potts Ave where its at brah. your mom will confirm

Wellyfag reporting

shit I miss NZ, had the time of my life there. Ya'll fuckers lucky af to live in such a beautiful place

>>684935417
surprised to hear that. this country is a fucking toilet

>>684935417
it's much more cheerier as a tourist believe me, living here is like living in any other western first world country. depressing and fucking dull.

>>684935331
>Wayne Francis Drive, East Tamaki Heights.

>>684935564
>South Auckland

No. Not even close mate.

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>>684933761
>Christchurch

Cold.. Wet.. Dull

>>684935802
>New Zealand

Cold, wet, dull. It's a common theme.

>He doesn't like rain

>>684935857
It's warm in Auckland.

>>684936072
Auckland is disgusting

>>684936311
Dubs confirms what we already knew

>>684936311
Only the people.

Who wants to sign my treaty

>>684936547
Give us the low-down of said treaty

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hamilton is fuckin' miserable

what's good

>>684936405
It's sweaty, smells bad, and everything is spread out as fuck.

I remember going from the city centre to ponsonby on foot after flying to auckland because this bitch wanted to have lunch there and it fucking killed me

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>>684936709

heard you guys have good soil tho?

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New Zealand is legit such as lovely country, loving it having lived abroad.

>>684933761
Britbong here, your island sounds like it's got the same weather patterns as the UK, I feel for you fams

>>684936822
It smells better than where I'm from. Guess where I'm from.

Should've taken the bus.

>>684936709
isn't hamilton just boring

>>684937171
We had about 6 months of summer this year.

>>684937171
Britbong residing. We have a proper summer here, but apart from that, yes.

It's my birthday. All I wanted for my birthday was to see my son. Instead, I got to work late and be yelled at.

>>684937223
Rotorua aka butthole city

>>684937441
Bingo.

>>684937432
I'd say happy birthday but it doesn't sound like it really was.
I hope you get to see your boy soon enough.

Dunners reporting. fucking bored, reccomend me a funny movie if you know of a good one.

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>>684937432
happy cuck day mate

does maori porn exist

>>684937738
I hope not.

>>684937738
idk but now you say it, i think i wanna see it lol

>>684937441
lol get outta here robbo

>>684937811
yeah man, idk what maori tits / vag look like, i've never seen them

can anyone shed some light?

>>684937590
>Dunners
>fucking bored
So burn a couch, fool. No comedies to recommend though, sorry.

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chch reporting in

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Reporting in

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north shore /b/ros?

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hawkes bay reporting in, froze my tits off

>>684938634
hello?

wait I came here for the nudes where are they

Any hot snatch on tonight?

I'm moving to Christchurch on saturday, Gonna be the biggest and warmest City i've lived in lol

>>684939065
also the most active one too, watcha looking forward to down there?

>>684938951
HI.. THIS IS A FRIENDLY GENTLE REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER

>>684939134
Up there, It's also gonna be the most northern. I think i'm just generally looking forward to new people and shit. Especially girls I don't know

>>684939369
hoping ya settle in well mate. have fun there

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chch reporting in

your all edgelord fags who should be swotting for finals

southaucks reporting

>>684939671
Cheers bro

>>684939842
are you the faggot from Papakura?

>>684937929
just like nigger ones you normally see in porn. maybe a little less black. you're not missing out on much

>>684939902
well eat my shit cunt.
sure am bradazzz, havent been on here for ages but now that ive actually got shit to do thought id come procrastinate on here

>>684937929
look up south american women it's basically the same shit minus the digusting chur cuzzie accent

>>684937929
same as any other really.
Maori gene pool has been pissed in so much its hard to really say theres a generic look.

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>>684940097
kek are you that whiney cunt that always complains that he kept getting pulled over by the cops and doesn't turn up to fights?

>>684940416
Fucking hell, why do you still remember this?
Why do I still remember this?

>>684940536
be honest, why didnt you turn up that day? were you scared

>>684940416
wtf has some homo been using my fukn handle?
na mate too white to get pulled over and here for the keks

>>684940614
Nah, it wasn't me. I just remember the shitposting.

>>684940614
that bitch ass nigga ran for the hills brah

>>684940780
actually tho some dude was tripfagging with the name southaucks trying pick fights? on the fukn internet none the less.

>>684938046
Yeah nah, not that type of student, anyway, those cunts are normally out of towners who ruin our nights.

Sucks you don't have a recommendation, i'm trying to find a comedy that i haven't seen and is on Netflix.

>>684940851
not southaucks but Papakura. was bitching how racist cops always pull him over and i told him to stop being a pussy. he called me out and wanted to meet at the park for a fight and he didnt turn up. thought you were same cunt

>>684941021
nah mate id like to think my shitposting is of a bit more substance. like gtn into burn battles with sepos n fukn aussie cunts.
>>(putting the grips on a yank dissing NZ)"...I dont know where you find a leg to stand on, because their all getting blown off in the middle east"

how can i be a meme in your nz thred?

hamilton reporting in

>>684941364
Fuck off.

>>684941364
leave, that'll help?

im having major internet problems on slingshot right now, WTF is going on

>>684941364
>Couch druggy
>Didnt Die
>Smile Lights up Face

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>>684941755

>>684937929
You're really not missing out on much at all, if your white as well then I recommend stay with white girls. If you're Maori then go fuck with your own kind and don't mess up our gene pool.

>>684941755
i think all of nz is having shitty internet tonight

>>684942016
i'm gonna have to agree.. spark adsl in dunedin here, fucking shit.

getting fibre at end of month, can't wait.

>>684941922
kek feeling the aroha mete

>>684942076
Same here, except I'm not getting fibre any time soon

>>684942220
unlucky.. are you in the dunedin area? what area of dunners are you?

>>684936709
Hey Aidsy

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Tron checking in

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>>684942543
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>684942264
Snob hill

>>684933761
If only it was raining fire.

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welly-fur-fag reporting in

>>684942543
Dev?

>>684942985
I'm more a coffee than a tea man.

>>684942076

are you getting fibre from spark? jeez, i'm waiting on them to rock up here and put it in. taking their sweet time

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I'm in love with a 16 year old taiwanese girl

>>684943230
yeah buddy, it's all booked in with Chorus/Downer for 30th of this month, getting it installed.

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>>684942979

>>684943372
you've changed, idbro......

>>684934615
How's Kowhai's doin'? Heard some dude killed himself in there.

>>684943372
>taiwanese
GO BACK TO LIKING KOREANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>684943379

have you had to wait long? i've been in this flat for a couple months and haven't heard from spark or chorus after the initial phone call

>>684942985
More fucked than a Clinton intern

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New Plymouth

churr

>>684943696
i'd ring them up, i did have it booked in last month, but somehow it got cancelled, fixed that earlier this month, Chorus/Downer guy came today to look at the installtion plan, coming back 30th of May to install the fibre.

so not too long.

>>684943591
can you blame him

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>>684943487
IDbro doesn't post here anymore
>>684943727
Churr

>>684943708
Gobble gobble

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G'night, kiwis.

>>684944889
hangon

>>684945272
What?

>>684945272
nah m8.. shes bedtime

>>684945578
>>684945598
gonna keep this thread up, do it for the pride

>>684946232
Well, go for your life. I'll be lurking, but this one is pretty good by recent standards. I'd just let it go.

West Auckland here
I never come in these fucking threads cause half you retards just shitpost random nothings fuck off

>>684946327
You've got a good point there, tonight was much better than the last fuckin' eon. G'night then

>>684946394
Good thing I'm not a retard.

>>684944889
night cuck

>>684935678
the good south auckland, puke?

>>684948994
i will literally cuck you

>>684949519
fuck off newfag

>>684949866
suck my 3 inch dick cunt

>>684950199
>>684949866
sweet dubs guys!

>>684950268
thanks man

>>684951123
no worries bro! how are you doing anyway?

>>684951200
im great thanks. nice to see you got dubs too hehe lol ;-)

>>684951277
cheers right back at ya haha :-)

>>684951360
haha cheers. what do you do for a living?

>>684951360
>>684951277
>>684951200
>>684951436
samefag cancer

>>684951436
nm just shtpost in these threads. wbu?

>>684951488
lol same here. nice dubs again man!

>>684951534
cheers haha. are you me?

>>684951585
yeah i am you lol

>>684951628
haha i thought so lolz. i see you almost got dubs again just before

>>684935678
hows the moaris treating you there mate

>>684951714
yeah so close but yet so far haha. oh well. what did you have for tea?

>>684951726
Maoris only fuck with other Maoris.

>>684951775
lol you almost got tips there! i had the same thing as you had remember, you're me!

>>684951833
oh yeah thats right. we had marmite on toast lols. hey nice dubs again man!

>>684951887
lol yeah. i shoulda put some cheese on there. oh well. you almost got trips too!

>>684951976
lol and you almost got dubs hahaha!