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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Shit Weather Edition.

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Shit Weather Edition.
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>>684933761
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>684933835
Ooh, you're in here sharp tonight! No get though.
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>>684933960
had to get in before this faggot >>684933933
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what you munters upto?
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>>684933761
Shit weather in chch
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>>684934376
Shit weather everywhere mate
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>>684934485
But the weather chick on TV3 is a babe
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>>684934376
Rolleston fag here
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Opotiki master race reporting for duty
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>>684934549
Burnham milfag hating my job
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>>684934485

these threads are shit now
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>>684934615
You live on one of the following...
>Albert Street
>Victoria Street
>Church Street
>Princess Street
>Wharf Street
>High Street
>Grey Street
>Kelly Street
>St John Street
>Potts Ave
>King Street
>Goring Street
>Richard Street
>Chaffield Road
>Buchanan Street
>Brabant Street
>Balneavis Place
>Windsor Street
>Ford Street
>Union Street
>Stanley Place
>Bridge Street
>Travis Place
>Malcolm Street
>Duke Street
>Wellington Street
>Payne Ave
>Te Rere Pa Road
>or Moody Place
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cold asf today
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>>684934814
See you cunts driving round in ya huge Unimogs all the time.
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>>684935059
Temperature isn't even below zero, mate.
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>>684935021
I like in Auckland.

Guess which road I live on kek
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>>684935021
Potts Ave where its at brah. your mom will confirm
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Wellyfag reporting
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shit I miss NZ, had the time of my life there. Ya'll fuckers lucky af to live in such a beautiful place
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>>684935417
surprised to hear that. this country is a fucking toilet
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>>684935417
it's much more cheerier as a tourist believe me, living here is like living in any other western first world country. depressing and fucking dull.
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>>684935331
>Wayne Francis Drive, East Tamaki Heights.
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>>684935564
>South Auckland

No. Not even close mate.
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>>684933761
>Christchurch

Cold.. Wet.. Dull
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>>684935802
>New Zealand

Cold, wet, dull. It's a common theme.
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>He doesn't like rain

>>684935857
It's warm in Auckland.
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>>684936072
Auckland is disgusting
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>>684936311
Dubs confirms what we already knew
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>>684936311
Only the people.
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Who wants to sign my treaty
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>>684936547
Give us the low-down of said treaty
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hamilton is fuckin' miserable

what's good
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>>684936405
It's sweaty, smells bad, and everything is spread out as fuck.

I remember going from the city centre to ponsonby on foot after flying to auckland because this bitch wanted to have lunch there and it fucking killed me
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>>684936709

heard you guys have good soil tho?
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New Zealand is legit such as lovely country, loving it having lived abroad.
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>>684933761
Britbong here, your island sounds like it's got the same weather patterns as the UK, I feel for you fams
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>>684936822
It smells better than where I'm from. Guess where I'm from.

Should've taken the bus.
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>>684936709
isn't hamilton just boring
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>>684937171
We had about 6 months of summer this year.
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>>684937171
Britbong residing. We have a proper summer here, but apart from that, yes.
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It's my birthday. All I wanted for my birthday was to see my son. Instead, I got to work late and be yelled at.
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>>684937223
Rotorua aka butthole city
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>>684937441
Bingo.
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>>684937432
I'd say happy birthday but it doesn't sound like it really was.
I hope you get to see your boy soon enough.
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Dunners reporting. fucking bored, reccomend me a funny movie if you know of a good one.
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>>684937432
happy cuck day mate
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does maori porn exist
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>>684937738
I hope not.
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>>684937738
idk but now you say it, i think i wanna see it lol
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>>684937441
lol get outta here robbo
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>>684937811
yeah man, idk what maori tits / vag look like, i've never seen them

can anyone shed some light?
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>>684937590
>Dunners
>fucking bored
So burn a couch, fool. No comedies to recommend though, sorry.
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chch reporting in
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Reporting in
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north shore /b/ros?
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hawkes bay reporting in, froze my tits off
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>>684938634
hello?
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wait I came here for the nudes where are they
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Any hot snatch on tonight?
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I'm moving to Christchurch on saturday, Gonna be the biggest and warmest City i've lived in lol
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>>684939065
also the most active one too, watcha looking forward to down there?
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>>684938951
HI.. THIS IS A FRIENDLY GENTLE REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
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>>684939134
Up there, It's also gonna be the most northern. I think i'm just generally looking forward to new people and shit. Especially girls I don't know
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>>684939369
hoping ya settle in well mate. have fun there
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chch reporting in
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your all edgelord fags who should be swotting for finals

southaucks reporting
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>>684939671
Cheers bro
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>>684939842
are you the faggot from Papakura?
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>>684937929
just like nigger ones you normally see in porn. maybe a little less black. you're not missing out on much
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>>684939902
well eat my shit cunt.
sure am bradazzz, havent been on here for ages but now that ive actually got shit to do thought id come procrastinate on here
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>>684937929
look up south american women it's basically the same shit minus the digusting chur cuzzie accent
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>>684937929
same as any other really.
Maori gene pool has been pissed in so much its hard to really say theres a generic look.
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>>684940097
kek are you that whiney cunt that always complains that he kept getting pulled over by the cops and doesn't turn up to fights?
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>>684940416
Fucking hell, why do you still remember this?
Why do I still remember this?
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>>684940536
be honest, why didnt you turn up that day? were you scared
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>>684940416
wtf has some homo been using my fukn handle?
na mate too white to get pulled over and here for the keks
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>>684940614
Nah, it wasn't me. I just remember the shitposting.
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>>684940614
that bitch ass nigga ran for the hills brah
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>>684940780
actually tho some dude was tripfagging with the name southaucks trying pick fights? on the fukn internet none the less.
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>>684938046
Yeah nah, not that type of student, anyway, those cunts are normally out of towners who ruin our nights.

Sucks you don't have a recommendation, i'm trying to find a comedy that i haven't seen and is on Netflix.
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>>684940851
not southaucks but Papakura. was bitching how racist cops always pull him over and i told him to stop being a pussy. he called me out and wanted to meet at the park for a fight and he didnt turn up. thought you were same cunt
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>>684941021
nah mate id like to think my shitposting is of a bit more substance. like gtn into burn battles with sepos n fukn aussie cunts.
>>(putting the grips on a yank dissing NZ)"...I dont know where you find a leg to stand on, because their all getting blown off in the middle east"
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how can i be a meme in your nz thred?
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hamilton reporting in
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>>684941364
Fuck off.
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>>684941364
leave, that'll help?
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im having major internet problems on slingshot right now, WTF is going on
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>>684941364
>Couch druggy
>Didnt Die
>Smile Lights up Face
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>>684941755
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>>684937929
You're really not missing out on much at all, if your white as well then I recommend stay with white girls. If you're Maori then go fuck with your own kind and don't mess up our gene pool.
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>>684941755
i think all of nz is having shitty internet tonight
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>>684942016
i'm gonna have to agree.. spark adsl in dunedin here, fucking shit.

getting fibre at end of month, can't wait.
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>>684941922
kek feeling the aroha mete
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>>684942076
Same here, except I'm not getting fibre any time soon
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>>684942220
unlucky.. are you in the dunedin area? what area of dunners are you?
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>>684936709
Hey Aidsy
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Tron checking in
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>>684942543
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>684942264
Snob hill
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>>684933761
If only it was raining fire.
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welly-fur-fag reporting in
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>>684942543
Dev?
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>>684942985
I'm more a coffee than a tea man.
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>>684942076

are you getting fibre from spark? jeez, i'm waiting on them to rock up here and put it in. taking their sweet time
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I'm in love with a 16 year old taiwanese girl
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>>684943230
yeah buddy, it's all booked in with Chorus/Downer for 30th of this month, getting it installed.
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>>684942979
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>>684943372
you've changed, idbro......
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>>684934615
How's Kowhai's doin'? Heard some dude killed himself in there.
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>>684943372
>taiwanese
GO BACK TO LIKING KOREANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684943379

have you had to wait long? i've been in this flat for a couple months and haven't heard from spark or chorus after the initial phone call
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>>684942985
More fucked than a Clinton intern
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New Plymouth

churr
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>>684943696
i'd ring them up, i did have it booked in last month, but somehow it got cancelled, fixed that earlier this month, Chorus/Downer guy came today to look at the installtion plan, coming back 30th of May to install the fibre.

so not too long.
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>>684943591
can you blame him
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>>684943487
IDbro doesn't post here anymore
>>684943727
Churr
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>>684943708
Gobble gobble
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G'night, kiwis.
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>>684944889
hangon
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>>684945272
What?
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>>684945272
nah m8.. shes bedtime
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>>684945578
>>684945598
gonna keep this thread up, do it for the pride
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>>684946232
Well, go for your life. I'll be lurking, but this one is pretty good by recent standards. I'd just let it go.
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West Auckland here
I never come in these fucking threads cause half you retards just shitpost random nothings fuck off
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>>684946327
You've got a good point there, tonight was much better than the last fuckin' eon. G'night then
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>>684946394
Good thing I'm not a retard.
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>>684944889
night cuck
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>>684935678
the good south auckland, puke?
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>>684948994
i will literally cuck you
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>>684949519
fuck off newfag
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>>684949866
suck my 3 inch dick cunt
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>>684950199
>>684949866
sweet dubs guys!
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>>684950268
thanks man
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>>684951123
no worries bro! how are you doing anyway?
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>>684951200
im great thanks. nice to see you got dubs too hehe lol ;-)
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>>684951277
cheers right back at ya haha :-)
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>>684951360
haha cheers. what do you do for a living?
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>>684951360
>>684951277
>>684951200
>>684951436
samefag cancer
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>>684951436
nm just shtpost in these threads. wbu?
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>>684951488
lol same here. nice dubs again man!
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>>684951534
cheers haha. are you me?
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>>684951585
yeah i am you lol
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>>684951628
haha i thought so lolz. i see you almost got dubs again just before
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>>684935678
hows the moaris treating you there mate
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>>684951714
yeah so close but yet so far haha. oh well. what did you have for tea?
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>>684951726
Maoris only fuck with other Maoris.
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>>684951775
lol you almost got tips there! i had the same thing as you had remember, you're me!
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>>684951833
oh yeah thats right. we had marmite on toast lols. hey nice dubs again man!
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>>684951887
lol yeah. i shoulda put some cheese on there. oh well. you almost got trips too!
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>>684951976
lol and you almost got dubs hahaha!
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