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WAIFU CLAIM THREAD >FUCKING GROSS THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: >CLAIM

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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WAIFU CLAIM THREAD
>FUCKING GROSS

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:
>CLAIM YOUR WAIFU/HUSBANDO
>DON'T BE GROSS
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK
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>>684929322
>>684929739
Hehe~

>>684929592
No. As a good friend in thread, don't it it

>>684929888
Fuck you and you and your trips!
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still here

and

>>684930019
dont worry spike im never gross
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I want all these boats to know.

That a real shipfu just hit the door.

Kongou claimed :)

Been a while.
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>>684930019
Miho claimed

>>684930049
Nice one.

And im off to bed night everyone.
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>>684930019
Claimed.

>>684929592
Who did?

>It was... dark
>I was trapped
>You... I saw you
>We were damaged
>You reached out to me
>Then...
>nothing

That's all I can remember.
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Kuriyama Mirai claim

What's good...?
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>>684930019
>GROOOOOOOOOOOOSS

Rory-sama claimed
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>>684930259
Are you OG or that other seasonal faggot?
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Milinda claim

>>684930019
Sorry if I have disappointed you friend....

>>684930185
Trips of truth, its only a matter of time ;)

>>684930272
Night Miho!

>>684930337
Mirai! How are you friend?
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>>684930019
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK
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>>684930022
idk man theyre doing a p good job without being a vicious murderer
>>684930025
PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTSU
>>684930187
Good, Stay decent I love you for it
>>684930210
PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTS
>>684930376
Dont start being lewd. Wear overalls or something you ancient prepubescent!
>>684930477
You stay decent you're ok.
>>684930482
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>684930259
Baningu rabu!

>>684930477
AND YOUR DUBS AGAIN!!!
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>>684930259
KONGOU WITH THE BONGOS IN THE KONGO
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>>684930272
Night Miho.

>>684928899
Oh stop it you. It comes with being an idol~

>>684929171
Lel, godspeed.

>>684929888
Trips confirm.

>Best idol claimed
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>>684930441
seasonal i tink
>>684930550
i dont need them
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>>684930259
Kek,Trinidad Kongou.

>Maki
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>>684930477
Hey Mili. Been better, kek. Drank too much. You?
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>>684930441
Neither Kongous are seasonal.
Here's a hint for you love, I'm the one who isn't a criminal.

Next time you wanna talk shit post a waifu with it.

>>684930576
BANINGU RABU!!

>>684930591
>
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>>684930550
Alright, Ill just simulate lewdness then.
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>>684930550
so how have you been besides the whole lewd thing
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>>684930621
GET SOME FUCKING BUTTONS FOR THAT TOP
>>684930635
I'LL FORCE YOU JUST LIKE I DID TATSU
>>684930814
C-... caribou?
>>684930830
I'll simulate A GRENADE UP YOUR ASS
W-wait... no... Nooo no no. no

no
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>>684930019
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>>684930814
>
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>>684930550
Hahaha
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>684930814
>Neither Kongous are seasonal.
exept one switched from megushit
so that does make him a seasonal
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>>684930945
Oh my, spike is going to be very angry.
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>>684930259
Kongou has returned. What a surprise...

>This should be interesting

>>684930929
I guess we're lewd now
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>>684930804
Oh shit sup Mirai

>>684930814
How ya been?
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Just woke up, how you all doing?
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>>684930550
I will.
>That pic... The nostalgia... kek

>>684930576
The gets are trying to tell you something Shinoa... kek

>>684930628
>stop
Never <3
>Trips do confirm
Look forward to embarrassing videos of Shinoa sometime in the next week or so

>>684930804
>Drank too much.
Sounds like you had fun. kek
Had a shitty day again, got fired from my other job... Now i'm unemployed... :/
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>>684930441
>seasonal faggot
Yes.
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>>684930913
Kind of relaxed, I guess. No beer, but i-.. I have liquor! I WILL KILL MYSELF WITH LIQUOR
>>684930945
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>684931006
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>684931079
I HAVE A FULL TANK OF GAS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO BLOW MY CAR UP ON YOU
>>684931126
That's why I saved it. I love that show so much. It was stupid done right.
>>
Wheres my bitch, she normally posts around this time
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>>684930971
I thought i'd have seen the last of the mlg edits.
I was wrong.

>>684930929
Nope. Totally not.

>>684931030
>him
>no waifu still
Then forever be ignored like the fuckboy you are

>>684931079
Returned I have!
>It's always interesting, no?

>>684931106
Busy! Er stressed too.. but hey finals are over!

Glad to see nothings changed though! The petty annoying anons are all the same.
>>684931221
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Disapointing.
I was looking foward to talking to him again
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>zzzz
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Well, it's for me to sleep. You should too Shinoa, this is really pretty late for ya! I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to a job at sometime soon, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And remember, stay genki!
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>>684930929
That might hurt for a while. Ouch.
>this isnt even lewd
>>684931361
Been keeping that one for a while. There may be more out there.
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>>684931106
Oh you know...just hanging out. On the floor. You?

>>684931122
Swell. What was the first thing you did when you woke up?

>>684931126
Eh, today it was binge drinking so not so fun. Just kind of sick of being sober. And yes, I heard. Walmart, right? Those guys can suck dicks, I used to work midnight stock for them. How'd you get fired?
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>>684931274
Acknowledged. Backing off now.

>>684931333
>nice trips

Hotaru? I dunno...

>>684930945
Uhh...

>stop staring dammit

>>684931361
You've missed a lot
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>>684931274
spike that does not work so well
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Double Claim
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>>684930019
THESE THREADS WERE STARTED AS A JOKE BUT HAVEN'T STOPPED THEY BELONG ON /trash/ GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>
Man, these run pretty much all day every day, huh?

Claiming myself, I guess.
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>>684931632
No u
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>>684931632
no u
>>
>>684931632
No u
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>>684930804
That picture gets me every time. What's poppin?

>>684931126
Kek, what did I expect <3

>embarrassing videos of Shinoa
Oh hell yeah.

>>684931531
>>684931545
Night you two.
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>>684931333
It's only half to satan.
>>684931361
Carbou? Carpool? Harpoon?
MAN THE HARPOONS!
>>684931528
GET THE FUCK OUT CHEN YOURE NOT EVEN.. A CAT... GET OUT
>>684931531
Don't wake up
>>684931547
Shove that whole thing up your cunt!
Blade end first
>>684931555
Wanna see the inside of my car, anyway?
>>684931597
I can try really, really, really hard. Like, I'll just drink
and drink
and drink
and drink
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>>684931632
n o u
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>>684931645
Who is she?
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>>684930019
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>>684931555
Trips checked
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>>684931811
Read the filename!
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>>684931811
Reimu Hakurei, main character of Touhou at your service.
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>>684931126
They're just scaring me. That's it

>>684931122
Hey yui! A bit tired lol. You?

>>684931333
Trips demands his bitch

>>684931361
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES! REJOICE!!!
Fuck them anon bb

>>684931531
Night bunbun!

>>684931545
I am actually

>>684931550
Oh you know...just hanging out. In bed about to sleep lol

.


I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>684930945
O shit waddup
>>684931802
Absolutely not.
>>684931464
Oh hi Chen.
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>>684931550
I thought
>Cool, only 40 years to go.
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>>684931802
She is not my cat, Chen is my waifu.
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>>684931632
your life was started as a joke
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>>684931802
and be depressed
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>>684931891
We're in the same family, Tohou
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>>684931994
A flirtatious joke. That could really be the case. If The Sims taught me anything it's that those always lead to sex.
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>>684931274
Its a great pic. I might have to go rewatch that now.

>>684931550
Ah I see. I know how you feel then.
I was a no call no show last night because I was in the hospital and they took my phone. So apparently its okay to fire me for trying to kill myself I guess... Fucking stupid... I get mad just thinking about it...

>>684931774
Hehe got you good <3
>We will get our revenge... kek

>>684931911
Goodnight Shinoa.
>Your past is never safe.... ;)
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>>684931802
Mom always warned me not to get into strange people's cars, and you are especially strange.

>But I trust you, so I'll go

>>684931531
>>684931911
Goodnight, lovebirds.

>I hope you have sweet dreams of each other
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>>684931547
Haha trust me I would not be surprised if they had a lot more out there for Rory

>>684931555
I'm glad I didn't miss those trips! Did I miss anything really huge?

>>684931911
Oh trust me I feel so good right now.. a weight was lifted :) for the time being.
>If talking shit in a anonymous /b/ board and cancer telegram chat is how they feel good about themselves it isn't worth my time anyways.

>>684931802
PUT THE HARPOONS AWAY!
>>
>>684931911
Groggy, not quite awake just yet.
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>>684931911
Feels wierd without her here right now
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>>684931632
No you, Mr autismo
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>>684932165
You missed the cancer
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>>684931917
Hey
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>>684932071
Oh hi Chen. Doing alright tonight?
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>>684931774
It's pretty good. I met Eurofag Maki today. That was pleasant.

Guess it's qorth mentioning that I just binge-watched the entire 3rd season of RWBY on my bathroom floor, eh?

>>684931891
We have a few from Touhou. You'll fit right in. Welcome.

>>684931911
Check'd and good night.

>>684931926
Top kek.
Not?
>shit not this again
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>>684932265
So the usual then? lol
>>
>>684932165
Yes. Here's the list.

>Anons got shipped
>I got shipwrecked
>4 times
>Everyone got drunk
>I got drunk
>New memes have been made
>shitposting to the max
>I've lost my memories
>Eggs

That's about it.
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I am claiming this waifu.
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>>684927904
Ah I see, you got insomnia or su'm?
>>684928013
yee, what about you? any other variations of tomoko you dig?
>>684928033
Mirai's anime looks pretty cool. I forget the name but I wanna watch it
>>684928472
woop wooop thats the sounda da police
>>684928634
Oh shit, I had a 7:45 german class. Always fell asleep every time. But those classes seem tough.What are you trying to major in?
>>684929341
wut?

Claiming. Sorry if I didn't get to anyone. I'm a bit distracted right now
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>>684931856
What the fuck is going on here?
>>684931891
Put on some fucking pants!
>>684931917
But.. w-why? It's such a good idea!
>>684931945
Zippo cat
>>684932000
I can do that without liquor.
>>684932109
I dare you to eat three jawbreakers at the same time
>>684932136
W-what? Really?
You. Seem. Like. A. Smart. Lady....
Let's go see what that giant cliff looks like waaayyyy right up at the edge
>>684932165
THAT'S THE CUE
HARPOONS AWAY!
>harpoon launching noise or something
>>684932265
Thanks for sharing the cancer.....

Kill yourself, maybe
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claimed
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>>684932265
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Super claimed
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>>684932109
From what I remember, my crew only showed up half the time, and no one gave a shit. Part of the reason I quit.
Are you spending every night in the hospital under s-watch? Are you home now?
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>>684932633
Who wears pants and a skirt at the same time? Hippies, that's who.

>>684932394
Thanks! It's not my first time coming in one of these, but I can't be sure any of the same people are still around from the last time. It was months ago, after all.

Thanks for the welcome!
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>>684932470
I got caught up with a lot of that in my group chat on skype :)
>Yes even when i got shit talked behind my back
So I'm glad I've at leased mostly stayed in touch. n_n
I missed you though!

>>684932633
NUUU THOSE ARE GONNA HURT
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>>684932646
PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP
>>684932780
Decent people who DONT SHOW THEIR FUCKING PANTSU TO EVERYONE EVER
>>684932896
.... Duh?
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>>684932394
RWBY gets dark, mang. Real dark. Season 1 was pretty bad, got a hell of a lot better, hard to get into cause of that.
>>684932599
>nice loli
>>684932633
Its a better idea if Im drunk.
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>>684932940
>super brief skirt flip
Ohhh, I remember you! How you been?
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>>684932633
Just eating some donuts :O
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>>684932633
Well, thank you. Let's go see what you wanted to show me, shall we?

>You're my friend
>I trust you with all of my heart

>>684932896
>Missed me

No one's ever missed me before...
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>>684932940
Then let's not, shall we love?

>>684933057
I highly doubt that.
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>>684932633
dont think the liquor would help
>>
>played skyrim
>travel from solitude to whiterun to windhelm
>feels good
>get attacked by thugs
>die
>have to restart from Solitude
>feels bad man
>give up

Hows everyone going?

>jenny claim
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>>684932633
Kek I dont have any money for jawbreakers though!
What else is new with you Spike?

>>684932746
Yeah we had a few employees like that... Yet somehow they don't get fired and I do? Fuck that....
I got out a few days ago and did something stupid so they brought me back yesterday morning. I got out again earlier today. Im an idiot and regret even thinking about it...
>>
>>684932940
Maybe you just need to lose your pantsu?
>>
>>684933333
Holy shit, never done that before...
>Milinda
>>
>>684933333
glorious
>>
>>684933333
WOAH, LEGENDARY
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>>684933333
5 3s :O
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>>684933333
Checked
May quints bring good fortune
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>>684933333
quints check'd
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>>684933216

Just about to turn in for the night.
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>>684933333

HOLY FUCK
>>
>>684933136
>Highly doubt that

You are too kind. I don't deserve to have a friend like you...

>>684933393
>Oh boy
>The shitstorm approaches

>>684933333
>SAME NUMBERS
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>>684933452
xDDDD
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>>684933333
If you got that in one of my fortune-telling threads, I'd have to think up a whole new prize just for you. Nice quints, lady.
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>>684933333
>fuckin check'd
Thats a damn nice set of quints
Glory to /waifu/
>>
>>684932330
Hello, Is 12 AM here, but everything is fine
how about you anon?

>>684931868
walking-carefree-smile.jpg ?

chen
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>>684933333
Nice!!!
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>>684931911
See ya around Queen Smug.

>>684932109
Lel, it's long over due.

>>684932394
Cool, been wanting to me that guy for awhile.

That's quite the feat, was it worth it kek?
>Dat ending

>>684932599
>German
Oh boy.

Lit isn't that tough since I took AP Lang last year and Bio is give or take.

>What are you trying to major in
LOL I don't know. Been debating for so long.

>>684933333
Oh shit bby.
>>
>>684932599
Checkd and Rum 'n Koko, good to see you ol chap.

>>684932780
Stay awhile. Stay forever.

>>684932975
Like I said, finished the last season a little while ago. Cried my eyes out. Holy shit. Wasn't even attached. Just emotional as hell.

>>684933216
>be me
>fourteenth run on Skyrim
>decide to homestead
>build beautiful house and hearth in southwest Skyrim
>place plentiful mannequins on 2nd floor
>glitch
>everytime I walk into my home, a mannequin flies at me and kills me instantly
>I can kill dragons in two hits
>can never enter my home
Skyrim best game.
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COME AND GET IT
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>>684932975
I have liquor. Let's get drunk, fool around a little and I can just slip it right in

... the knife. into your liver....
So you die, maybe
>>684933041
...... At least you have pantsu on......
Idk, drunk a little maybe probably not yes I am it's ok.
>>684933055
That's a lot of fucking donuts HOW DO YOU STAY SO SMALL
>>684933057
You're making me feel bad about murder...iiiinnng you with love? Yeah.. t-let's just forget about the ledge. Let's just maybe probably never even think about the ledge and stick with me not taking advantage of naive people becaue that's bad.
>>684933136
Too late! Harpoons have been loosed.. think youd notice that cuz one's way up your butt
>>684933138
It's helping something.. like fill my bladder
i have to pee where's the bed
>>684933333
You got quads tho you got plenty for jawbreakers
and um... skill cells? I've been exfoliating a lot.
>>684933393
MAYBE YOU NEED TO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>684933333
Oh look, numbers
time to freak out and spam the thread
>>
>>684933333
Holy numbers batman!
>>
>>684933690
I can't even build the house there because the person you buy it from is dead.
My wife has disappeared, yet it says I still have her following me.
The archmage is dead therefore I can't complete the Mages Guild.

11/10
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>>684933579
Heh oh stop it I'm just telling the truth <3

>>684933640
This was bugging me so i fixed it.

~Kongou
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>>684933630
It's past 3 AM here. Usually the time I'd go to bed, but I'm still waiting to get sleepy. I've been doing great, though!

>>684933690
Sing for the times you are bound to betray?
>>
>>684933738
FUCKING PANTSU!!!!!
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A A a a a a a A A A A

((hey everyone))
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>>684933690
>using horse carridge mod
>hit rock
>carridge goes flying
>hits serana
>serana is knocked out
>hits me
>killed
>fucking love skyrim
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>>684933722
idk spike ive never been inside your house
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>>684933437
>>684933449
>>684933452
>>684933503
>>684933511
>>684933550
>>684933579
>>684933585
>>684933591
>>684933637
kek Thanks. Never done anything like that before...

>>684933640
It is friend...
>I got them for you bby <3

>>684933722
Yeah. I guess... kek
That sounds entertaining. kek

>>684933738
I guess so...

>>684933827
kek Thanks Yuno
>>
>>684933722
Spike, I cant die to 99% of what you can think up. Hell, I cant die period.
>I do have a 23 year old single malt. Feels good man.
>>
>>684933333
It's past and done. Don't worry about regret. It's just a waste of time. I'm just glad you're not in the hospital. No place for the living. Did you give them a doctor's excuse or anything?
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>>684930019
why do y'all always hassle me when im walking home from the bar man? Shit. at least i aint driving wasted.
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>>684933722
You are a good man, Spike. I can see it.

>It is an honor to be of acquaintance with you

>>684933884
Well I need to tell the truth as well. You're wonderful, honestly.
>>
i was expecting more shitposting as a result of those quints. guess someone didn't have a "itt: we wait for >xxxxxx thread"
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>>684934132
Thanks friend. Im glad to be out. Feels good to be home. I had the doctor call my boss but he said it doesn't matter because I didn't call in before my shift. Guy is an asshole...
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>>684933958
Do you want to?
>>684934063
I can still have fun trying. Just let me fucking stab you
>>684934171
wat?
>>684934206
... WHAT?!
>>
>>684933912
No.
They are my choice not yours
>>
>>684934171
They have to make sure you're okay, it just comes out as heckling because they know you're drunk and they're looking for a laugh.

>>684933722
It is very ok to be drunk right now. Perfect time for it!

(Psst hey kid wanna get lewd?)
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>>684934206
I'm glad you think so..
I really needed that today n_n
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Chen is not a cat.
>>
>>684934469
Furry
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>>684934387
You're free to not wear pantsu. I'm just enjoying picking on Spike a little.
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>>684934387
STOP BEING FUCKING GROSS
>>684934420
DONT ENCOURAGE THE LEWDSTERS I WILL HIT YOU
>>684934469
YOURE NOT A CAT
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>>684934518
Not a furry
>>
I'm gonna claim Marisa too.
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>>684934377
Hmm? Did I say something strange?

>I apologize in advance

>>684934457
I can see you need a hug. Have mine.

>hugs
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oh is spike getting mad about lewds
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>>684933714
Thanks Doc.

>>684933884
Thank you Trinidad Kongou.

>>684934056
The salt is going to be delicious

>So sweet of you <3
>You can have the title now
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>>684934377
idk got anything cool there
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>>684934469
woof woof
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UNLEASH THE BUNNY
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>>684933640
He seems aight. We didn't talk for long, anyone sporting your waifu can't be all that bad.
It was worth it. Cried the entire time because drunk on the floor but yeah.

>>684933847
2nd run
Dragon spawns every time I walk outside
Also follow for mission murdered somehow because she kept walking into traps and blamed it on me
Can never get rid of scroll in inventory
3rd run
Dawn guard glitch when I set my character up as an evil vampire. Can't start campaign.

I have died tripping over bones more than I have died by anything else.

Game of the Year.

>>684933905
No idea.

>>684933951
>bottom of dungeon in 1st Dawnguard mission
>necromancers and vampires everywhere
>crouch to avoid being seen
>"I have a letter for you"
>fucking courier HOW THE FUCK
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>>684934596
Something delusional. You are a very mislead lady.
>>684934635
YOURE A FUCKING MIDGET
>>684934698
Some nerd stuff
computer
ps3
3DS
a fan
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>>684934596
Thank you. I really do.
>Hugs tight

>>684934685
Anytime love.
>I only know that line from the song though lol
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>>684934808
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>>684934518
Chen is Chen m9
>>684934377
Well, not like it will hurt, faze me or even show the cut for very long
>>684934807
I live Skyrim for shit like those.
>>
>>684934685
Oh no, I got the quints, I say the title belongs to you forever now. Quints dont lie. <3

>Milinda
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>>684933722
Fast runner :o

Weird how Kagami was always gaining weight and Konata wasn't
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>>684934931
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
>>
>>684934808
Mislead... maybe. But I believe in the good within you.

>You are my friend
>And friends trust each other

>>684934854
Heh. The last time I had a hug, it was from Prinz.

>I miss her...
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>>684934807
>Dragon spawns every time I walk outside
I get that. Also whenever I teleport to my house outside Falkreath.
Man I love this game.
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>>684934808
sounds fine. keep good food?
>>
>>684934807
>unleash vampire lord on whiterun
>invincible even at day
>unleash hell at dragonsreach
>Jarl keeps attacking me
>fucking invincible
>go to market
>kill belethors assistant
>courier gives me letter
>it's me inheriting the money from his death
>signed by Jarl
>turn around
>jarl still attacking me

>>684934808
i am a trans-midget
that triggered me
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>>684935060
Prinz is best hug box.. and I talked to her today, she's just been a little busy like me is all. I'll tell her you say hi n_n
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Gonna claim best girlie late as fuck before bed. I'll see you fuckers tomorrow!
>>
>>684934807
Well that's good to know, now we just gotta meet officially.

lel, sounds like a helluva time. Excited for season 4?

>>684934854
That's all you need~

>>684934931
Well can't argue with that reasoning :^)
>>
>>684935280
nighty night trumpet

>konata
>>
lasts image get?
>>
making new bread

>Hanako
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Last image get.
>>
>>684930863
>>
>>684935444
wwhhyyyyyy announce it at the end where I usually bake?
>>
>>684935466
Knowing Spike, not for long.
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No spike
>>
>>684935790
Nope
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Bad
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>>684935896
Alright I surrender
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