Ask drunk me and my cat anything. (The cat is not drunk, just me)
Why are you so ugly? Why do you own cats? Kill yourself
i guess but this isnt cat related...
those are some bad man tits ya got bro, do you even lift?
why torture your kitty?
he didn't make your boobs sag like an old guys balls
I will not friend you, don't even ask.
What about showing ya feets? Because fuck it, drunk stuff
this one is an old one that i think is already circulating from soc so if you've already seen it sucks for you im too lazy to go take another one
I need more, yet I cant hog the attention
how do you foot photo tho
This is the best it's gonna get. He won't sit still unless he's on my bed
You could be right, but these days, i dont see the difference. People get lonely, so look for the best in people. even if it's some shitty similar interest like the fallout franchise.
but do you have an emergency can of beans at your bed side?
You're just lovely, write to me on paper PLEASE
"With love for LAMPOCHKA-SAMA"
I myself am from Russia)
im going to jail for animal abuse
Thank you, but I wanted to label your photos in full and (
OP Is as god as Fed Ex With deliveries
A question for the cat.
What are your views regarding recreational drugs?
BECAUSE I DONT EVEN LIKE BEANS
Do people even eat beans straight out of the can???
I have the beans there because I'm a piece of Master Race trash who has played over 2000 hours of DayZ standalone and one day I was walking through the grocery store and the beans caught my eye so I bought them.
My main steam account.
my shared account with my brother which is where I started playing. It's pretty much just his now,
thats fuckin GAAAAAAAAAY
You know nothing about her aside from:
> 1. She plays fallout
> 2. She has cats
> 3. She's hideously fat as fuck
> 4. She eats beans in her bed
Is this really the kind of person you want to associate yourself with, anon?
You keep saying that, but the beans in your bed beg to differ.
You know what I have on my bed? Blankets and pillows. Any food for emergencies? No. Because my kitchen is a literal god damn 35 feet from my room.
i dont really wanna give you fucks my steam tbh
This is 4chan, you really think you're a fucking alpha? please. Beta is about as good as this site gets.
I'm tired of fucking with party girls and uptight bitches, this chick has shown interest in at least 3 things I like, and honestly I don't mind a bit of chubb. I'm getting too old for this shit, time to settle down with a nice gamer girl.
One of those was me (OP)
Alright danny glover, calm down.
First off, you're never gonna meet this chick so get the fuck over me "saying mean things" boo-hoo. Btw, she's less angry than you are.
B) it's more than a bit of chub
And third of all, you clearly need to get your eyes checked.
who is nova?
i want some vagina
someone post a vagina
any vagina will do
Bit off chubb? That ugly thing is a fucking whale, and she has no self respect whoring herself on 4chan. My wife is a solid 8/10 with no fat and a gamer aswell, they are out there anon, do not settle for fat ugly bean gulping smelly whores
everyone this is me so can you please back off? im not even that fat!
I have a cat
>Fat as fuck.
Is there a full body pic? I didn't see one, She didn't look too fat.
>Eats beans in bed
I gotta say im a little conflicted about this one, i mean mostly if you spill them....
But probably not Australian so doesn't matter.
well i was sitting on my leg for a while and then i got off of it and the tingly feeling in my leg makes my penis feel like im about to cum
:) help me
I do not know anymore... beaten by a girl... lost my purpouse...
EST, A shame.
A damn shame.
I'm sure you'll find a blonde long haired guy there who lives by the coast likes surfing and diving and hiking and computer games and paints and is a geologist.
810 hours Arma 3
1302 hours CSGO
219 hours Fallout 4
290 hours GTA V
219 hours Arma 2 (probably more cause I played on cracked servers a lot before buying it)
Am I a casual feg?
How about you fuck yourself and release into your own ass.
Thanks op, best gift ever.
I'm suprised you're still awake. Don't the morbidly obese usually fall asleep pretty early due to blood pressure stuff?
I just got here and saw the Steam stuff, and OP is a real gamer!
love the cat, by the way
but my dingo isn't long enough to bend back into my own ass. when it soft sometimes i can get the tip in a little but thats all.
are you trying to make me kill myself? what if the vacuum rips my dingo inside out
After Borderlands come MW2 on 200h from when I was a "pro gamer" in my teens... I feel so casual right now
OP is shit tier woman, there are proper beautiful gamer girls out there, go get one, all you will get from OP is beans in the bed and a rotting smell of flesh as diabetes has taken her foot.
took an art class once but he doesn't seem to be interested in my old sketches.
so i got an xbox one today and i gotta say. i wish i didn't. ps4 much better.
i wish op do this to me
It's always faggy little teenagets that call others kids in a poor attempt to belittle them and put them down.
I'm off from work today , so perhaps I could go into a random school to make you feel more powerful.
NOW OP SHOW ME YOUR HAIRY CUNT
Let's ask: Why the fact is that hot dogs come in sets of 10, but hot-dog buns only come in sets of 8?
To satisfy your cravings... now tripple the dose!
Because that means you'll need to buy 4 packets of hot dogs and 5 of buns to make it even which equals more sales!
Because if you wish to eat all 10 hot dogs on buns you have to buy two bags of buns and then have 6 buns left over... So you then buy another pack of hot dogs but then you need to buy another pack of buns and the cycle is never ending and forces you to spend more money. Solution: eat the last two hot dogs in your package chopped up and mixed in with your bedside beans. - OP