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I need a way to make my bitch ex wife leave me alone. Must be

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I need a way to make my bitch ex wife leave me alone. Must be LEGAL (us, tx), but want her life a living hell.

She constantly calls CPS on me, called APS on me, sued me 12 times in one year, even called in an FBI tip amd got me v&. She is the fucking anti Christ fam. Last stunt two weeks ago was to claim I choked her new husband, my RETARDED BROTHER, and hot a 2nd degree felony, I had to pay a 15,000 bail on. Fam, i need help. This bitch will do anything to try and stay in my life and ruin it!!!

I ended it because she had an affair with my best friend and she was chill until she found out I found someone a YEAR after divorce. Wtf cunt.

What are some clever ideas to fuck with her until she leaves me the hell alone. I may be able to gather 10-20k for different operations so keep that in mind.

Must be legal shit, I am not going to go to prison for this cunt.

Pls help with ideas!!!!

Pepe attached for good measure. Pls /b/ros, this is not a personal army request, just ideas!!!!
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>>684888209
>clever ideas

move. problem solved
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keeping bump. need to think about this.
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See a lawyer about pressing charges or suing her. Ask about a logical strategy get legal redress and turn the law on the cunt.
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>>684888357

Dude, I tried that. She just vontinues calling in bogus shit on me. Ive had to lose multiple jobs because of it!

She wont stop until I go heavy offense... pls anon, I needs your devilish
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>>684888209
Nice pepe
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start with a restraining order.

you probably want a good defense lawyer with a good PI.

you want to understand the rules, and what she can and cannot be prosecuted for. This happens pretty often to be honest. restraining orders are good and a first step.

once you can start showing what a fuck up she is, and she starts breaking laws ( with proof ) you can really fuck with her life.
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Plant drugs in her car
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>>684888660
you don't want devilish. if you lost several jobs, and got arrested you probably did some shit wrong.

you can't just call up the FBI and get someone vanned.
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sexually avusing conan get
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Revengecrabs. Com
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>>684888562
I pay over 4k a month pretax in child support that she uses to sue me with. Thats $20 an hour for doing NOTHING.

She spends all her time researching ways to fuck with me. Shes pissed I canned her dumb ass and a year later found someone college 10 years younger (im 30s)...

She calls CPS every 91 days, only way I can unseal the records is if she calls more than once in 90 days. This is the shit I have to deal with!!
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>>684889069
so hire a professional, get this shit resolved, and don't be on /b/. last thing you need is some fag posting CP in this thread ( or others ) and her getting your computer searched.
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>>684888840

Yes, if you make up enoigh shit, have enough people lie, you can cause reason.

Im not worried about it going anywhere because there is nothing to find. Literally zero chance unless they planted something which I highly doubt.

Clean record, even was a police volunteer for many years and hella background checked woth home studoes and forensic interviews of my kids in order to foster some distant relatives that were about to be in the foster system permanently.
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>>684888660
not down the fucking block moron, move to a different fucking state you shit and not Oklahoma, alright?

fucking retarded shit
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>>684888713
We already have a mutual order, not helping. :-(
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>>684889712
so what does your atty say as the next step?
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>>684888209
Fuck legality, kill her.
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she wont stop unless you murder her but that is illegal
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>>684888209
>sued me 12 times in one year


What the fuck did you do lmao
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>>684889597

Moved an hour away. Any more and I wouldnt get to see my 3 kids and that would crush them

Regardless, there is CPS in every state and APS and local law enforcement amd a billion ways to fuck me over.

I am working on a plan to go to Mexico, seriously, but my kids... :-( even beside that, it takes time and this cunt needs to feel some offense
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Look into support groups for borderline personality disorder.
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>>684889894

They arent helpful amd certainly arent going to suggest anything under handed.
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>>684890110
you sound like a child molester, and you have indicated a plan to flee ( kidnap ) your own children.

I am reporting this conversation to the LEA who monitor /b/ threads.
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>>684890226
better call saul
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have you considered taking her to court for Barratry?
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>>684890084
Shes a worthless cunt that I supported for 13 years of marriage and put her through 3 colleges, 3 start up businesses, and was still worthless.

Pissed that I was so successful, even though She got to spend it, she was resentful everyone hated her and even her own family respected me more.

She and my loser friend decided to cheat to take me down a notch. Im a sr software emgineer, owned my own software and security firm. I recovered all their messages. Fucking idiots.
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>>684888888
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>>684890264

Nice try, Im am old fag, also, not bringing kids, that would just be a honeypot for more shit. If I go to Mexico, shell have no recourse or reason to follow me.

I want some revenge before that, like thoight about having a dump truck full of garbage unload on their driveway. Not illegal believe it or not, and they would be responsible for clean up.

That kind of shit
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>>684888209
lmao, you're able to make 20k, fucking move you retard. get out of state.
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She seems to know how to maneuver the system. Worst part is, US is becoming land of the SJW, and ever since Bill Cosby pulled his stunt, judges are more likely to throw the book at any male who opposes a female in court, whether the man is the plaintiff or the defendant. She isn't going to stop until she either wins or both her and your ex friend die.
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>>684890110
>that would crush them

better than seeing your ass in prison, just wait till they grow up and they will see how fucking horrible your mother is. they will leave her and she will be alone forever.
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>>684891139
He already said why he won't do that.
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>>684891139

As I explained, I havent due to my kids. Regardless, I am actively planning that and getting all of that in order - how do I fuck this cunts life without gettinf ass raped by the law in the meantime?

Fuck, I know there's some devilish bastards here that have some ideas, not asking for personal army, just ideas!!
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>>684891433
13 years is a long time, friend. Who wants to wait that long for children to who were his in the first place?
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pay someone to kill her
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>>684891433
I agree, at some point have to put my life first, been fighting the beastly bitch for 5 years and now Im getting all my affairs in order to move, without kids...

How do I fuck her shit up without getting in trouble though, she deserves some shit fam
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>>684891750
Prison is not an attractive option
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OP here, another idea would be to hire dudes to seduce her (she is a whore), and take compromising photos etc. Can be done in public for legal reasons.

Then after a few dudes, publicize them in social media and other outlets to shame her. Humiliation.

Any more ideas?
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>>684890546
answer my fucking question
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>>684890546
That's like taking someone to court for trolling on 4chan.
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>>684891750
Seconded
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>>684892527
I didn't know what you meant, I guess battery?

You cannot initiate a criminal action, only civil, unless you call police and report something. If I claim something happened that didn't I leave myself vulnerable legally for obstruction, false report etc.

I'm currently trying to get her on that, just has proven difficult. Women are always right in domestic disputes, didn't you hear??
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>>684891750
Best option thus far
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>>684888209
What is APS?
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>>684891750
I hear you, I have a brilliant plan even, probably 99% fool proof, but cant take that 1% chance.

Legal /b/ros
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>>684892914
See
>>684891389
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>>684889069
How much money do make OP?
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>>684892852
then by all means keep getting sued
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>>684889285
This
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>>684888209
the more attention you give her the more she will go after you. spend that money on traveling the world. then when she inevitably kills you of anger, you at least had a badass vacation
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>>684892914
do you not have a search engine? I can spell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barratry_%28common_law%29
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>>684892914
>I didn't know what you meant
Barratry definition, fraud by a master or crew at the expense of the owners of the ship or its cargo.

Is the bitch a wench?
Does she have a pegleg? An eye patch?
A fucking parrot on her shoulder?
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>>684893105
ADULT protective services. Its usually for the mentally incapable or the elderly when their caretakers are neglecting them...

I was actually on an assignment in UT working at the new NSA data center doing decryption work. Obviously that case was dismissed immediately.

The problem is I spend much in lawyers to deal with this shit and I get temporary injunctions from seeing my kids. I legit have 4 different firms on retainer.
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>>684893278
133,000 a year, some bemefits amd bonuses that probably hit around 150k a year.
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>>684893687
we ain't talking admiralty law boy
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Holy Shit OP, get a lawyer and a private eye.

Ask for a restraining order, based on the feeling she's unstable and obsessed with you.

Tell them, there's no reason for you guys to cross paths except for you to see the kids.

Once you've established grounds for obtaining a safe distance order, ask that it is expanded based on the fact she won't stop harassing you.

Say you've hired security (private eye) to watch your place because you've started fearing for your well being. Mean while, have the private eye video and tape her on times you know she'll violate the order.

Use that evidence to say she's engaging in threatening behavior and thus, an unfit mother.

This will create a mark against her.

Armed with evidence, violations, a criminal mark, and restraining orders, you can take her kids away.

That'll fuck a bitch up.
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try to find something on her or get her mental health checked and call CPS on her if anything is found that would absolutly fuck her up but at the same time that wouldnt get her to leave you alone
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>>684893585
Sorry, wasn't aware, but have had firms research recourse. This is not available in my jurisdiction for family court (different than civil or criminal or federal court rules)
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>>684889069
ya this, get a restraining order too
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>>684894200
This.
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>>684894258
you don't need to take her to family court
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>>684894319
Have one
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>>684894200
She wont violate, she uses the system amd friends to harass me. I cant apply orders against every whore she knows
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>>684893884
Aye Matey.
I'd best be tellin' the crew there won'ts be no keelhauling tonight then.

Argh.. they'll be drownin' their sorrows in rum, they will.
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>>684894766
No, but you can have a private eye secretly video tape public actions of known accomplices proving she's instigating gang like activity for intimidation purposes.

Also, hire an ex-cop or spouse of a cop as the private eye, the connections and shit they know will help immensely. They'll even have some good ideas themselves.
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>>684888209
I Just heard about this today...

1. Buy a cheap ass car in your womans name
2. Park in a place that leaves parking tickets, like airport
3. Rack up 100k in ticket fines, its ALL under her name
4. Act like a BOSS cuz no 1 knows its u
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Guys... I don't want to USE the legal system to fuck with her.

I want things to fuck with her outside of that, that wont cause me legal trouble.

Ive given two examples, heres another- start buying disposable cell phones in her name and sending them to different terrorist locations like syria.

Just to get her on the watch list and a decade of body cavity searches when flying.

See? Not illegal to buy things for someone. Sending them with her return address isnt illegal either.

I know we can put our autism together to come up with some great ideas!!!
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>>684895356
Good idea thanks
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Aim a pain field generator at her house. It will drive her nuts. Google it. Plant LSD blotter in her car minus the LSD. The cops won't actually check for the LSD but will arrest her for the blotter. If you get popped by mistake or bad fortune just tell your lawyers to make them check for actual LSD content. Have an acquaintance walk by her house and trip over that errant skateboard she left on the sidewalk.
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>>684895441
I heard that, but turns out it was actually her, not the ex...

She could easily prove she had no connection to the car. Additionally, since the one tag policy went into effect (no longer need both registration and inspection), its harded to register legit- have to have insurance, id, etc.
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>>684895441
It works
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>>684888209
Do you have a laptop?
Does she have a copy machine?
Do you have a copy machine?
Do you have a key of her house/know how to lockpick?
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>>684895720
Good, i like these anon, moar!

More pepe for you!
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>>684895441
This sounds awesome. Do it with multiple vehicles. Also if you can get her credit cards take pictures of both sides. Buy lots of expensive useless crap online or from HSN and have it sent to her house. Things like 137 cow cream decanters or 5 Ronco rotisserie ovens.
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>>684896411
I have laptop, shes a tech retard, so no idea on her. I have copy, again, probably not.

No key, and mutual restraining order would prevent me. I am not above hiring someone to do this though when no one is home.
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>>684893699
you're smart enough to work at the NSA and you can't hack into her stuff or come up with other stuff to fuck with her? ay le mayo
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>>684896955
I was going to say start posting photos of Morgan Freeman on her front porch, yard, and mailbox day after day, leave messages on her phone from a burner by only saying "Morgan Freeman" over the phone and then hanging up. Hack into her home system and printout hundreds of Morgan Freemans. Finally hire a man whore to cum on a pic of Morgan Freeman and place it on her bed in her home. Why the man whore? They will be able to trace it back to you via the DNA and you will need someone different to cum on it.
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light her house on fire, best prank ever
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>>684897593
I see the pineapple flow through you /b/ro

Good ideas, good....
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>>684897722
His kids are in there but the double dubs speak the truth.

I'm sorry anon but you must light her house on fire.
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>>684897722
Slightly better than a shit in the living room floor
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LSD or other hallucinogen and DMSO on steering wheel or door handle. Get her credit cards and take pictures front and back without her knowing. Order her lots of useless crap that she'll have to send back. Roundup all over her lawn. Balloons work well as a delivery system.
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>>684897855
do it when they aren't there, also light the car on fire too
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>>684897584
I never said I'm unable to hack her shit, but that isn't my specialty... I do pattern recognition, evidence management, tools to redact FOIA requests and decryption. That jas nothing to do with hacking.

Are you ignorant or not taking your autist meds?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684897722
checked
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>>684898138
LSD on door handle might get his kids too. Anon does not want to hurt his kids.
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>>684897855
Lets brainstorm a way to do it without a trace....
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>>684898295
Where are the kids going to live then? The mom got custody and they are not going to give it to OP. If they did it would seem really shady.
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here's what a guy in a similar situation did
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/facebook-spy-vs-spy-case-126493
tldr but if youre as desperate as you say you might find it worth it to read it
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One question OP, is she a nigger?

Suggestion: move out of the state she is in, karma is a bitch and trying to play her game will only bring you worst luck.
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>>684898138
Well, my plan that is 99% foolproof is similar. Forget LSD, google scolpamine. Not tested in toxicology in US at all and naturally available with minimal effort.

He, its not even am illegal substance yet
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>>684898654
>Go to the electrical box by the house
>Soak a paper towel in gasoline
>Rip and tear at the wires
>Sparks
>Throw the paper towel on the box
>Fire
>Paper towel disintegrates in fire
>Looks like electrical fire cause some hobo was stealing copper or something.
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>>684898981
Does a white nigger with a kike nose count?
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>>684898938
Voelkert spent four days in custody until federal prosecutors moved yesterday to drop charges against him. He was freed after proving to investigators that he knew all along that his ex-wife was the one sending him messages from the “Studebaker” account. Voelkert explained that he played along with the ruse so that he could use his ex-spouse’s machinations against her in their custody case.
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>>684888209
just get her pregnant again
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>>684898780
so what, they cant prove anything, it would all be circumstantial
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>>684899360
How without rape?
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>>684899528
there's all kinds of clever ways, using your kids to plant shit is a stupid idea and don't even entertain it. but when she becomes pregnant again, she wont give a shit about you or your life
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>>684899360
The dumb cunt got pregnant, got an abortion and had to get a hestorectomy, or however you spell "rekt my uterus surgery"

I appreciate the absurd notion though faggot
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>>684899147
not czech'd, but pretty damn great
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>>684899147
wow, this sounds pretty cool, sounds like youve done it before.
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here's what you do, you kill her pet and rip all it's organs out and leave those organs in a trail leading to the bathroom, then put the corpse on a meathook in the shower with a message that says "leave me alone or you're next" she'll fuck off
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>>684899636
see my answer
>>684899624
however I did not know that, the issue you're facing is she is making your life hell because she can't have more kids, blahblahblah. if you were able to somehow make her get pregnant again, she would assume it was newguys, and fuck off with you all together.

but now that you are saying she can't have kids, thats why she is targeting you. she has her shoop da woop pointed at you and you better be afraid
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>>684899147
>implying propellants can't be detected after the fire.
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FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF
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>>684900007
relax quad 0 7
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>>684899147
>implying that traces of accelerants arent obvious for last 20 years
>implying massive houses catch fire from a 3 inch pipe leading to breaker
>assuming the house isnt brick and an external source is implausible...
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Move to china. White males are held in such high regards that any rich bitch will want to marry you. Make friends with her politician father and have a good life.
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>>684899813
no no no, cut it up into severed pieces, arms legs stuff like that, send it each piece to her but every other week, and the last week you get to the head and then the message
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>>684899813
Not a bad idea, she is white trash now and loves a herd of unattended and abused pets.
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>>684899044
Scopolomine is useful stuff. Maybe get her to empty her bank accounts while under the influence. Sign over the kids too and then an hero.
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>>684899528
Some dumbass in another thread was asking if you can get a woman pregnant by cumming on her panties. Try that.
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>>684900215
no, thats japan, china is fucking cancer inducing with all the smog and killer escalators and elevators
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take out the batteries of her fire and co detectors
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Well OP if this isn't b8 then I hope you get your issue resolved to the point of her killing herself.As alot of anons above me hav said just sue the dumb cunt,if you have a child of somewhat decent age try to use them against the crazy bitch in that they practically side with you I.e will tell others like police that you've done nothing and to blame the psycho.
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>>684900421
You are on point with the an hero plan anon, well did...
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>>684900561
Thanks, nut I'm not posting in r9k for a reason
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>>684900590
I don't know about you, but corrupt politicians do have alot more money than samurai
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>>684900605
yes, once that happens they wont give two shits about their mother, i sure as hell didnt when i had enough sense to realize my mother was a retarded bitch, left her and she committed suicide 8 years later. never even went to the funeral cause fuck her.
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>>684900605
Not bait, no reason, I'm not gaining anything other than hopefully some devilish ideas....

She has 60% custody and trashes me constantly, little chance of using them as weapons.
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>>684888209
1) Get your lawyer to have her declared a "vexatious litigant". Surprised your lawyer hasn't done this already.

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Vexatious+litigant
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>>684900806
ya but they dont have sweet swords and moves to go with them
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>>684899704
Maybe..... It works best if there are bushes near the box. If it does not burn down the house they will be out of power for a bit.
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>>684901067
You are right! Ok anon... change china to japan
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>>684900747
You mean there are boards other than /b/?
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>>684900345
put the message in it's mouth
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>>684900960
I hope for this, but Id like to exact some punishment myself for the last 5 years of bullshit
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>>684888209
You should buy her the shittiest cat from the pet store, the one that everyone looking to adopt consciously avoids because it just FEELS wrong to have it in existence. Take it to her house with the supplies, give it as a "peace treaty" of sorts, but make sure to file it up before handing it over, and suggest the worst possible things under the cover of it being "the best situation for the cat". It'll fuck up the furniture, it'll claw at her eyes, it will avidly pursue her body as a form of a feast. Get that bitch a fucking cat.
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>>684888209
kill her you fucking faggot.
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>>684899908
that is true. Maybe use something different or don't use gas at all.
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>>684889014
https://youtu.be/xAn-mdS-otE?t=1m9s
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>>684901152
another one bitsu the dustu
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>>684900105
so her house is brick eh? Pick the lock and mess with the electrics inside then.

You could also pull a Jason Borne and break the gas line and put a newspaper in the toaster.
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>>684900215
But then you will have to learn gook speak
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>>684901475
>bitsu the dustu
yes. I am now simple man. I see japan. I like.


BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING WEEB
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Order a shit load of pizzas to her house
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Turn her own kids against her. Slowly get them to realise what a bitch she is and soon enough they'll want to leave. See if you can get her marked for child abuse.

The pain field generator also sounds like an amazing thing to do. Not sure how traceable it is.
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>>684901654
can a 30 day crash course be too bad?
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move away? restraining order.

both imo, yes it's worth. start a new life my friend.
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>>684901200
oh yes, making me cummies in my pajamas
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>>684901015
When/if you get to see your kids (in private) ask them I'd they trust you, if you've ever done anything bad to them etc and continue on with confirmation bias, slowly you'll be able to turn your kids against the psycho and I'm sure the kids can play a big roll in this, to your benefit if you play the cards right.
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>>684888209
Frame bang
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>>684901038
Is a jurisdictional issue.

If you use multiple methods of attack, you can fly under the radar. For example, if you do one of the following each month:

Cps
Aps
Allege stalking
Request restraining order
Cps again (cant unseal if done more than 90 days apart)
Custody suite
Division of property suit
Report to IRS beginning a bullshit audit

And so on and so forth... its maddening, and remember, she has a vagina so she is automatically the victim
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>>684901243
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>>684901884
yes. ctrl f "move to china"
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>>684901750
You will look like a fucking retard.
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>>684902007
hey man, men that get all the bitches within a 100 mile radius must not be retards... right?
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spoil the fuck out of your kids, turn them against her, they will side with you and be like, this bitch is abusing me nigga. bam instant fatherhood restored
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>>684888209
There was an outfit called Texas fathers for equal rights when I got custody of my kid in TX back in the '90s. Great bunch of guys, with legal help, and connections.

She is clearly harassing you, and filing false police reports. These are times, and also actionable civilly.

Use her vicious attacks against her, and get her money while she goes to prison for her crimes.
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testing ban
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>>684901015
>>684901797
If they're smart enough and old enough they'll realise that she is a crazy bitch and will side with you.On a separate note surely if the boy who cried Wolf did it too many times the people would realise he's lying? What I'm getting at is if she continuously calls shit on you and if you do truly have a clean record then it could literally play itself out.
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>>684901712
I would need a personal army for that and not sure I want to cash in my chan GBP just yet
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>>684902151
you must be a nigger to not use the word "nigger" and chose to use the word "nigga"
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>>684902286
this, unless his kids are fucking mongoloids like her
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>>684902462
no i said nigga cause his kids are prob retarded since their mother is too :)
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>>684902614
ok my nigger
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>>684902151
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>>684902461
We will be your personal army OP just place the address and we will do the rest.
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OP, I am willing to help order a fuckton of pizzas to her house as well as a few other anons (you better not back down on me /b/ros)
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>>684902895
What type of pizzas should we order?
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>>684902286
Truly have clean history, no problems with full cavity search and forensic psychologists with kids. Nothing to hide.

However, done right, these agencies are REQUIRED to investigate regardless. They have no choice. Meanwhile, the law protects the "anonymous" reporting party.

Its fucking retarded.
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>>684901214
As sweet as revenge can be, all she wants is for you to stoop to her level and if you get caught trying to get revenge you'll be really fucked.she may be mentally unstable but she doesn't sound stupid, think of what would Happen if you got caught.A worse image of you in your kids' heads, a dirty record and mainly she will have won this giant escapade.she just wants to see you fall, don't let her as you're better than that.
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>>684902951
sausage if she's jewish, or anything to offend the bitch
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Pain field generators for sale here. I recommend the last one.

http://www.amazing1.com/ultrasonics.html
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>>684902231
Trying desperately, have Cordell on it (firm that focuses on mens rights). She's a sneaky cunt
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>>684903255
its a trap?
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>>684903101
Pineapple, anchovy, and sasuge pizza. Ask them to also write a bad joke on the box.
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>>684903348
no
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>>684903380
OH YEAH
that would be pretty good. lots of pizza but not a drop to eat. wait. that's the ocean
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>>684902880
Perhaps tomorrow, you know Gordon will fuck this up like chevy and need to weigh that risk... rawr
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>>684902951
on how you want it cut, say you want it cut into a dick shaped pizza
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>>684903535
We can get them to draw a dick riding a unicorn on the box.
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>>684902951
Anchovies, pineapple, teriyaki and jalapenos
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>>684903535
idk if pizza hut is cool with that
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Call her one night, super hammered. (On burner phone obvi).
Tell her your current gf left you and all you've really wanted is her this entire time.
Get to her house, bring cooler full of alcohol. sexy time soon commences.
DON'T have sex just make sure you finger her and get her to take off her pants.
Once she's asleep, go to cooler.
Take out refridgerated seman and impregnate that bitch. (Random seman obvi, Craigslist is your friend).
She claims child is yours.
Test.
Not yours. Infidelity, loses kids, false rape claim (bc you were never there to begin with).
Win
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>>684902995
I totally agree, thats the point of doing it legally, Ive posted a few myself Ive researched, looking for more
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>>684903718
Yes but when he goes over his kids will see him and say "daddy visited us"
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Here Is what do anon:

Buy 5 badjars and keep them looked up in a cage with little food. Place towel over cage to minimize light (this is important). twice a day you spray ex wife perfume in badjar cage and kick the shit out of badjar cage. Even feed badjars food like pork and other human like meat. One day after the badjars have been conditioned for about 2 years you bring badjar cage to ex wife's birthday party disguised as black tv repairman and pour Severn bottles of wife perfume into emergency water sprinkles. Set off sprinklers and release badjars and then jump out window. Laugh as blood bath from disoriented badjars begins.
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Fill her car with beer cans empty call police show them also plant drugs to
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>>684903718
>Implying she doesnt record her calls
>implying she wont hit me for mutual restriction order
>not reading previous that she cant have kids
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>>684903782
Anyhow gonna go to sleep, meant to do it before I joined this thread.i really hope you get this sorted out OP and hopefully that psycho will be behind bars be it a prison, mental hospital or better yet 6 feet under.
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put sugar in her gas nozzle.
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>>684903843
This all takes place at approx 1am on a school night.
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>>684904280
you're asking 4chan after all, so who's the retard after all?
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>>684903666

THY LORD DEVIL HAS SPOKEN
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>>684904296
I will be back tomorrow, we shall decide ultimaye devilish then . Thanks anon
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>>684904527
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>>684904600
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>>684904527
Nice dubs
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id set up cameras and have myself with an alibi then sue her for slander and defamation and list the jobs she has made you lose.

At that point you can claim emotional trauma and loss of income from her claims and sue her for a cash amount or obtain a restraining order.
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>>684904280
Burner phone.
She wants you.
Place uterus back in before insert seman.

I see why you have this problem to begin with. You aren't a problem solver.
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