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ITT you tell me your top 5 reasons to live

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ITT you tell me your top 5 reasons to live
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none
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1.pussy
2.pussy
3.pussy
4.pussy
5.money
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1. Money
2. It can be fun
3. Friends
4. Family
5. Entertainment
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>>684880765
1. momentum
2. dopamine
3. food
4. beauty in nature
5. death requires effort
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1. Anime
2. Video Games
3. Jelly Beans
4. Warm Weather
5. Sex (when I can get it)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tTm0odTIc
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>>684881444
>Normie Jew gets trips
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>>684881149
slave
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Is pic related, OP?
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>>684880765
1.Family
2.Friends
3.Food
4.Travel
5.Conquer stuff and make some people regret to know me
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>>684880765
cocaine.
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>>684880765
1 the uncertainty of what awaits me after death
2 the hope that things will improve
3 entertainment industry
4 food
5 family
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So I can see the end because I won't let the haters win.
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>>684880765
1) i fear death
2) it must get better than this
3) i still have a couple friends that like me
4) i still get enjoyment out of drugs
5) there's always new content to enjoy (movies music etc)
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>>684880765
1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women
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>>684880765
beer
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Internet
Entertainment
Mind altering substances
People
Life Experiences
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>>684882491
>i fear death
>>684882474
>the uncertainty of what awaits me after death
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>>684880765

1. Kid
2. Wife
3. I've almost achieved the overthrow of capitalism
4. Not doing with a negative ratio in heroes of the storm
5. Sex is good
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Because I want to see the end of the world
Because I'm holding out for alien contact
Because drugs
Because pussy
Because drugs
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1. What the fuck else are you gonna do?
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>>684880765
1. Basic survival instinct
2. I want to see what comes next
3. Don't want to put anyone through more stress than they're already in
4. Basic pleasure from sleep
5. Basic pleasure from food
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>>684880765
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>>684880765
I'm afraid to do this and realize I don't even have 5 reasons to be here.
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>>684881704
>>684881704
>1. Anime
>2. Video Games
>3. Bug poop
>4. Warm Weather
>5. Sex (when I can get it)
Fixed it for ya
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>>684880765
1) Fuck with people
2) Learn from their reactions to better fuck w. ppl
3) repeat
4)
5) be ultratroll
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>>684881595
Jumping off a bridge is pretty effortless. Plus you will get that momentum you were craving at the same time!
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>>684882730
yeah, and if there is no heaven or absence, and all that awaits us is a big hell of pain and suffering for all eternity?
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1. To help advance human social consciousness so we become a responsible species.

2. To aid humanity in becoming an interplanetary.

3. Set up a world government.

4. Enjoy as much of the universe as I can in my life.

5. Cum in as many pussies and spread my genetics across the globe so future generations know me as "Genghis Cum"
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1) Frank
2) Henderson
3) The
4)Friendly
5)neighbourhoodgoblinwizardthebringerofexcruciatingpainandsufferingtoalllivingcreatures
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1.Music
2 Friends
3.Sex
4. (which im stoppng soon)
5.Adventures
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no particular order
-family
-drugs
-music
-art
-exploration
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>>684883259
oops
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>>684883229
Gotta find a bridge, gotta go to the bridge. There's no bridges everywhere in the world. I don't know of a single one I could go to.
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>>684883403
Humor. I live for humor.
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>>684880765
1: a promise not to kill myself made to a friend
2: a promise not to kill myself made to a teacher
3: a promise not to kill myself made to a friend I haven't talked to in 3 years
4: hero complex
5: lack of balls
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>>684880765
1. i dont want to hurt my family
2. i have a dog to feed
3. im afraid of dying painfully
4. im scared of the afterlife
5. i have to raise my gf son
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>>684883703
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>>684883267
>To help advance human social consciousness so we become a responsible species.
how? seems pretty impossible to me

>To aid humanity in becoming an interplanetary.
why?

>Set up a world government.
how and why?

>Enjoy as much of the universe as I can in my life.
why not try the common recipe for this (sex, drugs, rock n roll) instead of those shitty goals you mentioned above?

>Cum in as many pussies and spread my genetics across the globe so future generations know me as "Genghis Cum"
kek
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1. Family
2. Alcohol
3. The unlikely dream of finding love someday?
4. Alcohol
5. Nothing
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>>684880765
1) To serve others
2) To complete my objective
3) To make others happy
4) If I kill myself my family won't be happy
5) To die
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>>684880765
1. pleasure
2. my dreams
3. music
4. love
5. deep feels of conection with the nature and the universe
I may have screwed the order, its all kinda scrambled
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>make my Jewish overlord money
>drink
>shit post
>fuck my fat female roommate
>literally can't think of any more reasons

Fuck.
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1.pussy
2.pussy
3.pussy
4.marijuana
5.(-juana)
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1. unification of the people under one German flag
2. Long dress socks
3. Gas Station Capacinno
4. Game of Thrones soundtrack
5. Giving people confusing amounts of change
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>>684883590
Okay lets try again. What about jumping in a nice hot shower with your favorite bagel maker? There's your food!
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I honestly dont have a reason to live anymore, but not a reason to die either. My dad was never around as a kid so ive had confidence issues my entire life, im 28 and im leaning towards commiting. Never fucked, never even had a kiss.
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>>684883694
>lack of balls
Kek
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>>684880765
1. Laziness
2. Apathy
3. A firm belief that euthanasia, suicide and PAS are acts of love I don't deserve
4. Friends and family I guess?
5. Just not feeling a 5th reason.
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1. Anime
2. Furry culture(none sexual kind)
3. Online mmos
4. drugs
5. My moms food (really good) when she doesn't make ewwies.
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1. Fishing
2. This girl I crush on
3. Snowboarding
4. Lifting
5. Xbox
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>my girlfriend
>to build a better life for myself and others
>sex
>marijuana
>video games
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1.memes
2.video games
3.anime
4.family
5.weed dude lmao
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>>684883956
This is probably the most cucked shit I've ever read.
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No order
>learning
>creating
>love
>achieving
>fun
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1. Suicide would cause too much pain for my loved ones
2. There's better things to do
3. Food's pretty good
4. I like my hobbies
5. Death happens anyways
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>>684884503
>cucked
I've been called many things, mostly robot, but this is a first.

Explain.
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1. My car.
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1.play russian roulette
2.play russian roulette
3.play russian roulette
4.play russian roulette
5.play russian roulette
6.you are lucky if you made at 6 and play russian roulette
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>Cars
>Motorcycles
>Money
>Feels
>Comfort

Those are in no particular order.
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>>684884781
ur a fucking cuck harry
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My wife, My daugters, vĂ­deo games, the future, My friends
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>sex
>porn
>rape
>drugs
>racism

side note: fuck niggers
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>>684884898
Not really an explanation, I have to be white to be a cuck in the first place.
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Jerry bruckheimer
Ass, bro.
Kicking rocks
The number 3 or 4
Twitter
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>>684880765
1. fear of death
2. ambition
3. love
4. sense of duty
5. sex
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>>684884898
Fucking lel
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>money
>sex
>porn
>because I'm attractive
>have nice cock
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>>684884898
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK YOU FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'M NOT A FUCKING CUCK
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>>684881149
Good list. Needs tits though
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1. /b/
2. /D/
3. I can't think of any more
4. Food
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>>684885275
Not me, ignore this post.
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1. Tumblr
2. 9gag
3. Bernie sanders
4. My instagram followers
5. Apologizing for marginalizing and oppressing black people for as long as possible.
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>>684885436
I would berate you for missing the joke, but honestly, anon, it was an obscure one.

https://youtu.be/tKNhPpUR0Pg

I replaced wizard with cuck.
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1. Maybe I'll find love some day
2. Maybe some day I'll be able to get my body to a point where I can stand being in my own skin
3. My family/friends would be sad if I died
4. There's some fun stuff to do like eating, travelling, playing games, etc
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>>684880765
Nothing comes to mind
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>>684885504
Faggot
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>>684885702
I trolled with my top 5, and yours was still gayer.
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>>684885728
How Zen
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I don't have any.
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1. Battlefield 1
2. Pizza
3. Avengers infinity wars part 1/2
4. See if trump gets elected
5. Isis being rekt
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>>684885794
Gee thanks, man. How kind of you to say.
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>>684885886
Literally anytime
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1.drugs
2. Pussy
3.getting dick sucked
4. Basically just busting a nut
5. More drugs
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Family
The lulz
The Hope that I'll create something great
To find love
Food
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1. 200 plus steam games to beat
2. Like getting tang and wacking it
3. There is probably some band, show, movie, or anime that I would really like that I have not seen yet
4. Maybe, just maybe, I will stop being a piece of shit and do something with myself
5. I thought of death today... And despite how at times it may seem like a great sleep or an escape... It is also terrifying. What if there is nothin after and you still had 60 years to go and this is just a long phase
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1 Bananaposters
2 Images I really, really like
3 Pepe abuse threads
4 Yellow fruit suitable for cartoons and insertion.
5 Bawksy pegging Tay tay with a huge green strapon
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>>684880765
Pussy
BBQ
TV
Music
Nice weather
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1. Star Wars
2. Weed
3. Food
4. Music
5. ????

Can't give away #5 but for me it's a good ass reason.
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Lineage 2, thats it.
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>>684880765
I have no reason to live OP. I've been waiting to die since I was a young teenager.
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Fear of death
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My son is all five
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1. Video games
2. fapping
3.Memes
4.???
5.???
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>>684885864
>see if trump gets elected
Kek. Mister trump is already the president m8, just wait
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>>684887116
If that was true, you would of killed yourself.
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>>684886911
Are you me?
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>>684887319
Bitch I just might be...

I hope I can meet someone more like myself/you. Be it male or female.
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>>684884164
Man go outside, I know it's hard and shit at first but just start talking to people. Ride the bus more, Talmud to people that kind of look a bit sad, make them feel better.
101 how to meet girls and get themy to like ya
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>>684887310
My religious beliefs keep me from doing that. But yes, if I felt that killing myself had no consequences, I'd do it in an instant.
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>>684880765

>Caring about those close
>Fear of vegetable
>I dont want to look needy or like a bitch
>Putting my 2 weeks sounds awful
>My wumbo dick
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>>684885504
I know this is troll but imagine, there's actually people like this
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1. Music
2. The few friends I have
3. Video Games
4. /b/
5. Traps or something. I don't know
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1. Waiting the end of attack on titan
2. Traveling around the world, why not?
3. Find a girl forever, Rihanna, why not?
4. No reason to die now
5. Enjoy life a bit more with problems and everything
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>>684887594
Same.
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>>684887530
>Talmud
jew detected
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1 pussy
2 money
3 power
I only need 3
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>>684887751
Just read the manga, whore.

Papers about Titans are in his dad's celler
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>>684883886
>How?
It takes a shift in societal thinking to value the natural world not just as a resource but in its inherent climate stabilizing effect. In short, we can't survive without that shit. So let's stop killing it and help it grow. It's mutually beneficial.

>why?
Because eventually shit's going to die or something will get fucked up and if we aren't interplanetary, humanity will go extinct.

>How and why?
It's going to be nearly impossible to deal with climate change and a global economy as a bunch of different nations. Especially as we move on into space, Eath becomes a single economy, rather than a bunch of countries.

So it's more about creating economic and policy coherency. Human rights, ecological policy, and trade policy. The basics that need to be met globally for us to really advance.

>why not try the common recipe for this (sex, drugs, rock n roll) instead of those shitty goals you mentioned above?

Work hard, play hard. Party, drink, and fuck my fill between doing some good for the world. That's a life I can live.
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>>684887677
traps are a reason to live?
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1. For "The great perhaps" (The possibility of a life changing event)
2. For the sensations of life (which you will not experience in death btw :P)
3. Seeing yourself improve is one of the best feelings, whether that be social interactions or hobbies.
4. For the glory of Satan.
(Shameless promotion inc, fuck the police)
5. For a good time add me on kik @ tudinh
Death threats, sexual harassment and general abuse is welcome.
Rest in peace, anonimity. I am actually very curious about what the worst thing that could happen is.
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>>684880765
1. Lack of courage to kill myself
2. Lack of courage to kill myself
3. Lack of courage to kill myself
4. Lack of courage to kill myself
5. Lack of courage to kill myself
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1. meet my IRL waifu who is all that I hope for in a companion
2. the hope to relieve loneliness
3. prove to myself I can do things I set my mind to
4. experience the good in the world
5. to have fun
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>>684880765
1.Let
2.Me
3.Tell
4.You
5.This
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>>684887887
At least I'm not a nigger
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>>684880765
1. family
2. false hope of that it can get better
3. nothing
4. nothing
5. nothing
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>>684880765
1. I have an extremely close attachment to my vehicle, it's my only true friend
2. Make money to fix said vehicle
3. N/A
4. N/A
5. N/A

It's ruff boys.
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>>684880765
1. money
2. cash
3. sweet wampum
4. currency
5. cash
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>>684888155
This faggot has hope, lets laugh at him.
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>>684880765
1. Suicide would inconvenience my family
2. Terrified of reincarnating
3. Too sensitive to pain to open an artery
4. Might as well stick around
5. Pizza rolls
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1 I'm really intelligent
2 my family depends on me to not fuck this up
3 nothing
4 nothing
5 nothing
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1. gf
2. drugs
3. drugs
4. drugs
5. drugs
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1. I'm only child
that's all. I don't want to hurt my mother.
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1) drugs
2) my career
3) find out what happens on my favorite movies series and tv shows. Also all the entertainment I haven't seen yet
4) all the love and sex I still haven't experienced
5) all the money I wil make and spend on pointless luxuries... Like more drugs
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>>684880765
Family is the only reason I haven't killed myself.

so...
1. family
2.
3.
4.
5.

I make myself enjoy some things but those things don't make my life worth living so yeah.
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1. To see the ending of game of thrones
2. As to not depress my family any more than i already do
3. Hopes that one day i might actually do something great
4. To try and help other people and make their lives better
5. To get pussy, maybe have kids one day
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1. Ive been tricked into being happy before, and i know it can happen again

Its that one simple fact keeping me here
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Just to worship her.
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1.drugs
2.no gun to kill myself
3.philosophy
4.drugs
5.dank memes
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1 will hopefully someday meet loyal qt bf
2 cocaine and adderall keep me motivated
3 I'm not depressed
4 I haven't established my goals, but I'm not that far in life yet
5 I'm just taking my time and living while I can
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>>684880765
1. Prostitutes
2. Jacking off to gore porn/bdsm
3. Death Metal
4. Muay Thai
5. Not completely convinced i should an hero
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>>684880765
5. beans (chocolate, vanilla, coffee)
4. music
3. art
2. love
1. right now
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1. Got nothing better to do
2. Laughter
3. I love hearing a good story
4. Orgasms
5. Curious to see the kinds of cool technologies that exist when I'm old
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1. sex in missionary position for sole purpose of procreation
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1. Wife/ Family
2. Friends
3. Sports
4. Music
5. Drugs

Bonus: Career/Money/Never too late to find/pursue a passion.
>>
Recently had a mental evaluation. Lady kept asking me 5 reasons not to kill myself
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>>684880765
1. Want my PhD
2. Need to see if there's really a thing between this dream girl I met will work
3. Want a better career
4. Don't want my little sister to see her big bro, the one family member she looks up to fail.
5. I'm not killing myself, so the universe or God will need to do it first.
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>>684888936
What happenes when you run out of money and drugs m8?
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>>684889178
I like you, you's good people.
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>>684885671
No, I caught the reference. I just assumed you were calling me a cuck for a reason outside of memes.
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>>684880765
Thirst for knowledge
Levitation
Fear
Hope
Sin
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>>684889943
Swing n miss
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>>684890030
Sin
Sin
Sin
Sin
The sims
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>>684880765
to protect her smile
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>>684880765
What did grill hear to make give deep throat?
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>>684889776
I went through this with my therapist, i simply showed her a first person vid of a brutal murder. Im not allowed to buy guns anymore.
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>>684890036
I'm not swinging anything. I'm being serious.
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>>684889943
Nope, just trying to be funny is all. Clearly I have some fine tuning to do
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1.
2.
3. Her.
4.
5.
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>>684880765
My friend(s)
My family
Vidya
Money
Technology

Had I not had the first two I would gladly accept death
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>>684890036
I want to earn my PHD so I can convince college students that dinosaurs evolved into humans because they were transpecies. Like literally jealous of mammals and drove evolution to eventual humans because they changed their minds about being dinosaurs. I wanna see how much I can fuck up the next generation.
>>
1.Cancer.
2.Cancer
3.Cancer
4.Cancer
5.Cancer
>>
>>684890245
Yeah and I'm Charlie Chan...okay
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>family
>liquor
>cigarettes
>friends
>"life's a garden, dig it."
>>
>>684881444
>friends over family
lol newfag in real life
>>
Life has been entertaining thus far and I don't know where this story is going to end up.

I want to live long enough to be able to blow my trust fund.

I am a well funded, American, educated, white male, with a college education and no debts.

Drugs.

Women.
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1.change course of history
2.be remembered
3.cause the end of the world
4. fit bowling ball in anus
5. stretch urethra to get another penis in
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>>684890445
You want to live because you have cancer? That sucks.
>>684890454
You're Jackie Chan's brother?
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>>684890671
How are you remembered if you end the world? You're fucking retarded,
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>>684890671
You aren't going to change the course of history browsing 4chan bby.
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1. Learn shit
2. Support my family
3. Become more successful than my parents
4. Animu, Mangoes, and Vidya
5. Discovering why I deserve to live

In order of Importance 1 being the most
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>>684890811
The moon will remember fuck face
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Communism, anime, and futa
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I just don't want to make other people sad
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>>684880765
1. My kid
2. Either that or die, the latter sounds pretty awful to me
3. My wife
4. Entertainment (such as tv, vidya, music)
5. Shitposting
>>
>>684891096
Too late
>>
>>684891195
true
>>
>>684880765
> wife
> daughter
> weed
> bourbon
> steak
>>
>>684891195
Top kek

Sadly it's true
>>
1. Trump as president
2. Killery Clinton in jail
3. A massive wall
4. To see fast internet in Australia
5. Still haven't wrestled a dingo
>>
>>684880765
my whats?
>>
>>684880765
1. I want achieve something one day that even Winston Churchill would shake my hand for.
2. Killing myself wouldn't be a challenge so in that regard I'm cheating myself because life is a challenge to which I must complete fairly
3. If I'm dead I can't enjoy all the foods the world has to offer.
4. I want to find someone who acutely views the world the same way I do without feeling the need to label define ever interaction they have in life to remember them.
5. And I want to see something that truly brings me happiness
>>
>>684890558
Yeah because you're waiting on a trust fund you privileged little prick.
I hope you crash your Porsche in a drug and alcohol fueled Tuesday, because that's what people who don't work do on Tuesdays.
If you struggled and payed you entire way single handledly through college with no help from more fortunate family members then I've got respect for you. Aside from that being true or not, I'm sure college was super hard with all of your parents money.
>>
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1) family
2) family
3) family
4) family
5) family
>>
>>684892080
What if I rape and kill them all tho?
>>
>>684892013
You are green which jealous rage my friend
>>
1. Video games
2. Porn
3. Pussy
4. Weed
5. Friends
>>
>>684892165
Then he's going to find you & when he does he's going to kill you
>>
>>684892183
You're from greenwich? No wonder you're waiting on a trust fund. I used to live in Stamford. Fuck you, you spoiled little prick. The hardest work you'll ever do was when papa molested you at a young age.
>>
>>684892318
It's like taken but with more autism
>>
>>684892259
If weed is one of your reasons to live, kill yourself.
>>
>>684892318
I was going to rape him first though and then kill him and his entire family. I hope he has grandparents and a daughter! Oh goodie.
>>
>>684892412
Umm you replied to the wrong person. I'm Australian and never went to college
>>
>>684892469
What if you live very handsomely because you work in the marijuana industry?
>really tho, I make 5k a month doing shit.
>>
>>684880765
1.Killing niggers
2.Gassing Jews
3.Enslaving beaners
4.And arabs too^
5.White power
>>
>>684880765
I can't think of anything
>>
>>684880765
1.I
2.Have
3.None
4.But
5.Stubbornness
>>
>>684892581
I'll rape you too, faggot
>>
1. My Little Pony
2. See (4)
3. See (5)
4. See (3)
5. See (1)
>>
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1)
>>
>>684892799
Jokes on you I'll just say yes and enjoy it.
>>
>>684892766
May the dubs guide you, sir
>>
1. G.I.A.N.T.E.G.G.
2. Diddy kong racing theme
3. Diddy kong racing theme
4. Diddy kong racing theme
5. Diddy kong racing theme
>>
>>684892779
Mein furhur?
>>
>Anal, im literally mike adriano
>money
>cup of coffee in the morning
>music
>cold showers
>>
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Check 'em
>>
>>684880765
God
love
money
music
good people
>>
1.-5. dubs
>>
>>684893024
Fuck I failed
>>
>>684892915
Jokes on you, I'll cum in that butthole
Although I did just have an std test so we're all good there.
Rape ya down under, mate.
>>
>>684880765

Sex
Money
Power
>>
>>684890558
For real tho, dude wanna help out a poor fag to taste the high life? You could probably write it off as charity. I'm in the 208 in US, I could use a fancy friend.
>>
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>>684892818
Might as well just kill yourself
>>
>>684880765
nvm on the money

appreciation
>>
1) the best friends in the world
2) college next year (senior 18 y/o chill)
3) mom
4)honestly my dog, day 1
5) death terrifies me
>>
>>684893016
Are you a male or female?
Trying to figure out if this is cute or weird.
>>
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1-5: dying tickles
>>
>>684892259

family and music
>>
>>684893259
female
>>
>>684893488
Tits or gtfo
>>
Fuck giving you 5 reasons, but an asshole scumbag I went to school with died in a police station recently. Out living your enemies is extremely satisfying.
>>
>>684880765
1.love
2.
3.
4.
5.
>>
>>684893259
male...
>>
>>684893968
that's not me

>>684893662
no u
>>
>>684894187
9/10
>>
>>684894187
>>684893016
fuck you and your cold showers
>>
>>684894187
asl
>>
>>684880765
Food is good to eat
I like the view somtimes
And mostly because I am doing a pretty goos job at staying alive. Might as well keep accomplishing one of the only things I am good at.
>>
>>684894187
Rapeworthy, this image will do for tonight's masturbation.
>>
>>684894187
I'd hold you hand to cross the road
>>
>>684894479
ok
>>684894773
73 f vietnam

>>684894901
ok

>>684895075
thank anon ur nice
>>
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>>684890223
underrated post
>>
>>684880765
>>
i have to prove them wrong...
>>
>>684880765
1. Spite
2. Fear of death
3. Pussy
4. Drugs
5. Gambling
>>
>Music
>Android Waifus
>VR
>????
>Profit
>>
>>684895699
what are you trying to prove dubs?
>>
1) I want to see WW3
2) I want to see WW3
3) I want to see WW3
4) I want to see WW3
5) I want to see WW3
>>
>>684880765
1. What else am I going to do, kill myself?
2. The hope for new and stimulating experience in the future
3. Memes
4. Neurochemicals
5. Don't want to die a virgin
>>
>>684890304
What's her name
>>
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1./gif/
2./b/
3./rk9/
4./pol/
5./o/
>>
>>684880765
One thing for sure is that it's pointless. If you can get over that, you'll probably make it to your natural life expectancy.

Here's the truth, there is no afterlife...we die and that's it. Now to a animal or primitive human this is meaningless. But Man got beyond this...once we started realizing this, religions started..because without them organized society and controlling Man is sort of impossible...the idea or internalized knowledge that we just live and die drives Man crazy...he can't abide by it...his life and the lives of others have to have some value or meaning beyond just biological system functioning (being "alive") or the system ceasing to function (being "dead")

All in all...it's quite meaningless other than the meaning we attempt to give in order to have organized "normal" societies.
>>
>>684890151
Who's?
>>
>>684896021
>>Android Waifus
this man gets it
>>
her
>>
>>684896495
Chobits was a horrible anime
>>
>>684896573
How's 8th grade
>>
>>684880765
1. Making this world a better place for the future generations, so they don't have to suffer.
2. Food
3. Money
4. Sex
5. I don't know it was hard to think of the other four things
>>
>>684896627
Hey, FUCK YOU M8
>>
>>684880765
1. Maya
2. Friends
3. Family
4. Make a legacy for myself
5. Pure fear of what's to come after death
>>
>>684880765
Pussy
Pussy
Pussy
Marijuana
Marijuana
>>
Drinking
Drugs
Music

That's it. I don't have 5.
>>
>>684880765
1. Suicide is selfish and will effect my family.
2. Alcohol
3. Alcohol
4. Laughing at the stupid joke that is life
5. Nicotine
>>
>>684897216
>Suicide is selfish and will effect my family
lol
>>
>>684880765
1. too coward to off myself
2. too coward to off myself
3. too coward to off myself
4. too coward to off myself
5. too coward to off myself
>>
9/11
>>
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1. ALL HAIL THE DREAD KING OF ZAAR!
2. KILL ALL JEWS!
3. KILL ALL MUSLIMS!
4. KILL ALL FAGGOTS!
5. HAA WOOOMF! HAA WOOOMF!
>>
>>684880765
1. Life might get better.
2. I haven't done enough stuff to die happy.
3. I'd feel bad if I threw away the decent life my parents worked so hard to give me.
4. I want to know more.
5. I'll be dead forever, but alive for a fleeting moment in relation to eternity. Why not stick around and see what happens.
>>
>>684888295
Replace nothing with booze and drugs and it gets a little better
>>
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>>684880765

1. vidya
2. teen pussy
3. coffee
4. sci-fi novels
5. my dogs

not necessarily in that order
>>
>>684897458
Am I wrong?
>>
>>684900768

you won't be alive to feel bad about
>>
>>684901028
Still pretty selfish. I don't have to deal with it but I'm making everyone else deal with it
>>
1) memes
2) alcohol
3) porn

Can't think of any more. Mostly in it for the memes
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