Ask a sick psychologist anything on her birthday! I'm h-here

[bumpo]

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>>684874998
Thanks Anon <4

Why can't I find any self confidence although many people tell me I have good qualities?

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>>684875116
Well, what have you done? What are your achievements?

>>684874739
tits or gtfo

>>684875183
About to graduate high school, was the operations Officer for my JROTC unit, got good grades and have had 4 relationships. Still can't see a good thing about me. I always break down after a relationship ends

Why do I no longer find any enjoyment in anything I do? I'm not on medication and I don't think I'd depressed, but I can't find any purpose in my actions anymore.

>>684874739
It's you? It's your birthday? Well fuck, congrats anon, I don't got a present for you but I'd rather give my dick.

>>684874739

How do I resolve issues about body confidence? I hate my figure, but it would be a very difficult process to change it right now

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>>684875418
Yes, but what achievements? Those aren't....achievements. What have you palpably done that you can look at and go "yes, that was a good thing I did".

>>684875533
Sorry, I've already returned that gift to Costco.

>>684875520
That sounds like anhedonia; you should check it out, then maybe go to a doctor.

>>684875587
Hm. What do you hate about it?

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>>684875418
Kill yourself

Happy birthday!!! How do I not think about her? What should I do instead?

happy birthday Alice!

>>684874739
alright cool why not
ive been dating this girl for like 5 years, we recently got into swinging and cuckold play. it's a lot of fun! We did some stuff with a close friend of ours, and that was a few months ago. my problem is, I've fallen in love with him. what should I do?

>>684875116
Have to live for yourself, seek your own goals, not someone else's

Why am I not in love with my wife anymore even after a 2 year old child and falling for my friends wife's best friend. Can get out of my relationship and can't start a new one cause neither of us want to be cheating. I don't like my relationship I'm un happy and not in love.

>>684874739
How do I beat procrastination if I keep procrastinating instead of doing all of the things which would demonstrably help me stop procrastinating?

>>684875587
Stop thinking about it and just start.

>>684875681
Helped someone else through their depression, so there's that. Other than that not much else. I just help where I can, yet it's never made me feel better about myself.

I am clinically depressed, however. Forgot to mention that.

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>>684875788
Thank you <4

>>684875781
What else do you like to do?

>>684875817
I would discuss it with both partners; be open and honest.

>>684875831
It is never too late to leave a relationship Anonymous, IF you think that is the best thing to do.

>>684875866
Make a schedule and follow it no matter what.

>>684875930
>I would discuss it with both partners; be open and honest.
I'd rather just kill him and move on with my life

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>>684875918
Then you need to seek medical attention; nothing else is going to help you. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.

>>684876063
Yes, but that is generally a bad idea.

>>684875681

I'm 5'10" and about 130lbs. Basically skeletor mode. I don't really have any issues finding clothes or anything like that - it's more the reactions of other people about my figure. I'm noticeably skinnier than most, apparently. Girls are always jealous...

Point is, it's really affecting my confidence when it comes to dating. What do I do? Change my mindset or my body? Help.

Why do I always think my friends wouldn't care if I'm gone, i feel replacable

>>684876141
I'm afraid to get help is the issue.

So I have a problem Mr or Mrs psychologist, ever since I started getting into furry stuff I've gotten increasingly
>you know what I'm getting to
And I was wondering how to either stop the urges all day everyday or what...I'm serious I can't handle this horndoggedness
>also happy birthday

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>>684876155
*blinks* Change both. I'd start a work out routine, focusing on strength training, as well as setting realistic goals for yourself and learning to love you for you, Anonymous.

>>684876245
*gently cups your cheeks* Why? Why are you so afraid to help the most wonderful of people, Anonymous?

You deserve better.

>>684876211
Have you tried talking to them about this?

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How do I cure beta male syndrome?

NOTE: I have an uncurable femdom fetish. I like doing bitch work for women, but whenever I offer to, it comes across as "desperate for sex" and (perhaps justifiably) turns women off.

>>684874739
Hey Psychanon, do you have any actual formal training in psychology or is this all airmchair shit?

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>>684876357
I would get out of that community and out of that type of pornography; it seems you have an addiction to it.

All things in moderation, Anonymous.

>>684876513
No such thing as alpha or beta interactions; that's not how humans work.

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>>684876543
I have formal training and years of both clinical and research experience.

>>684876409
I just feel as if I won't be viewed the same once people know I'm going to therapy. I haven't told anyone outside of my family about my depression as moat of my friends view it as a whole "you're just in a rut" situation

>>684876357
It's not bait op....I'm serious....I've gone from not caring about sex really, to wanting it all day everyday....ever since I opened that s/Fur thread
>I'm 21....so b4 pubershit

>>684876409

Learning to love me for me is hard though. I'm trying, but it's not always easy. Any suggestions?

>>684874739
Is your life boring or are you easily bored?

>>684876409
No, I'm too scared to talk to them about this incase it seems like I doubt our friendship

Op didn't answer my post

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>>684876671
...would you care if someone thought less of you for wearing a cast on a broken limb?

>>684876736
My suggestion? Go to therapy. CBT and other psychotherapy treatments can help enormously.

Put a cast on that broken psychy, Anonymous.

>>684876787
Neither.

>>684876814
Believe in them a little Anonymous!

>>684876840
Point me to it please? I am sick with flu you know.

>>684876646
So prove it.

>>684874739
Happy birthday friend.

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>>684876882
I do <4 Via my actions. Anyone can print off a degree, dear.

>>684876922
Thank you <4

>>684874739
Where did you go to school for psychology and would you recommend it/ have alternative recommendations?

>>684875831
OP is this one

Happy birthday, is it ok to feel empty inside once in a while?

>>684876878
I don't view that as the same situation, and neither would they.

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>>684876997
Princeton, and I would recommend not going into psychology. Neurology is much more interesting these days.

>>684875831
I did answer this question.
>>684875930

>>684877054
How often do you feel this way, Anonymous?

>>684876878
I try to but I can't believe in them

How do i stop self sabotage and start bettering myself?

I have almost no ability to focus.

>>684876878
>>684876878

this is the second time you've told me to go get CBT now...

Fuck it, I'll see if I can get the wheels in motion in time for summer. Why not, right? Thanks Alice x

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>>684877129
You are wrong then, and so are they; it's exactly analogous. Something is broken, and it needs help being repaired so you can be whole again.

Change your view.

>>684877181
Why not?

>>684877189
Have you gone to a doctor yet?

>>684877229
My pleasure <4 Good luck, my friend!

I always feel observed when im among people like everyone is looking at me so Im restrained. Whats my problem?

How do I gain the motivation to do well in my classes? I don't ever have any problem with actual work, but for some reason I just find school to be pointless and dumb to the point where I can't bring myself to focus on it.

>>684877314
But people don't see a broken limb as something that you can just get over

So um, I always overlook these threads but I will ask one question, I have severe empathy/sympathy issues. Not because of my time here on 4chan I've just always had it really bad with no emotion to the darker side of life. I can't cry at anything I've tried. I look like an insane person at funerals of people like, grandparents and my sister. I also have the problem of actually enjoying it a bit on those rekt threads specifically also only. That when someone does something really fucking stupid and either gets hurt or dies I basically out loud at times say fuck yeah you little shit....what's wrong with me? I said this in a library watching a guy get blown up shooting an rpg.,.help me man

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>>684877389
Sounds like social anxiety; have you talked to anyone about this?

>>684877408
You got it backwards; you gain motivation from completing things, you don't use it to complete things.

Work on a project that is solely yours; that will give you motivation to work on other things as well.

>>684877485
Right, which is why they should not view mental health as something you can just get over either.

>>684877493
Sounds like ASPD to me!

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>>684874739
Happy birthday Alice
Here have a Kitty

>>684876878
If you're not bored, then why are you doing this? People who seek help here probably don't deserve it.

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>>684877633
Thank you, but I am a dog person.

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>>684877738
Everyone deserves a fair shake of the sauce bottle, Anonymous. I've been here since 2004; people here are no less deserving than any others.

TlDR
whining recent graduated

Im a fellow pshycologist...
not so sick tho, or at least I think Im not.
Basically, I Cant see any results on my clients...
I know im just starting but i keep procrastinating all the thing i know would help in my case, like planning the fucking sessions!
I even start questioning the plans I do for the kids when i finally do them. Because ive never seen real improvements in persons lifes because of my work...

So... what shoud i do?

TlDR
whining recent graduated

>>684877142
Very much interested in neurology. Psychology is a dying field.

>>684877621
Huh I never saw it that way.

If and when I do go get help, what should I say to the person?

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>>684877493
His name was robert paulson.

>>684875930
I see it now. Idk I feel trapped like she will make me feel like trash for leaving but this other girl is like my twin in an unrelated female form that likes me as much as I he. Lady A I'd been with for 5-6 years. She has no job hasn't worked by once since we've been together. I pay for everything and still live in poverty. She complains ask the time bitches and nags me always wants me to buy stuff. Where as lady B is just fun and amazing to talk to for her its like talking to someone I've been friends with for most of my life. I'll confused on his to end my relationship.

>>684877314
I don't know, I just can't find the courage to. I try to conivince myself its nothing and whenever i doubt it I just can't ask them

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>>684877873
*cracks her neck* Does Alice gotta cap a bitch?

YOU DO YOUR JOB.

That's what you do.
If you need help, you ask a colleague.
If you keep procrastinating, you make a schedule.
If you can't do the job, you find someone who can and you sit your ass back in class and do more research, do more clinical studies, do more shit to help people.

Or you find a new fucking job.

I've gone hundreds of patients and felt like a useless sack of shit who couldn't help an ant collect sugar too. You don't give up and start dallying around, collecting a check without effort.

You go out, you do the best job you can, or you go home. That's all there is to it. Because even if a thousand flowers die on your watch, you gotta be there for the one you can save.

Keep trying. Don't give up. And don't give in to the ennui or nihilism. People are counting on you.

Got it?

Dont believe i have a social anxiety. I have 3 - 4 close friends and Im going out times to times. But always i try to behave perfect even when my best friend is sitting next to me. It feels like another representation of me to seem perfect.

>>684877142
Important follow-up, I'll be applying to Princeton in about a year (though likely for another major), any advice?

>>684875781
I don't know, which is kind of the problem. I've been very unhappy for a long time, and I'm trying to get all of this poison out of my life.

I'm schizoid and sometimes I feel it's a huge advantage because people are insignificant and they slow you down.
The thing is that I only have one friend. A true one. But I'm starting to feel she's slowing me down as well and I don't want to drag her in my emotional mess.
I'm feeling this need to just walk away and be alone, with no one keeping me from fulfilling my goals, but at the same time I feel I'm losing a great friendship a unique one. What do? Because I really think I should walk away once and for all and focus on becoming a chemical engineer.

>>684877838
But certainly there's a better way. To help, I mean. Like, not on an anonymous message board, for example. Though, on second thought, this may be the best place. Hmmm perhaps I shall join you in the future. Take some of the work load off your back.

>>684874739
Did you watch Magen Kelly on FOX this evening?

I'm planning on going back to school and study psychology, is it worth it?

>>684877873
Looks like you've found out the truth about psychiatry: you can't help the clients and you can't make their pain any duller. You can only be a paid friend; an outlet for their pain and worries.

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>>684877899
Psych isn't dying, but neurology is intresting.

>>684877971
You tell them everything. Don't let a single thing stay unspoken.

>>684878051
You gotta do what you gotta do Anonymous. Do what is right for you.

>>684878261
Just ask them!

>>684878381
You are supposed to have about double that many.

>>684878447
Yeah. Do a lot of extracurricular activities.

>>684878536
Nothing I say will convince you, but people are far more important than you realize. We're a social species for a reason, Anonymous.

>>684878639
How else do you reach the bottom of the barrel? The people here need more help than any others.

>>684878691
I don't have cable or TV of any kind.

>>684878728
Depends. Are you going to go into the psych field?

>>684878742
He said psychologist not psychiatrist. But okay.
You are still wrong though; catharsis is not a good way to cure such ailments.

>>684878374
Highest rate of suicide of any profession for a reason.

>>684874739
Happy birthday Alice

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>>684878893
Actually, I think dentist goes above it. But yes, it's a hell of a profession, even if you don't spend your time on /b/ like I do.

>>684878974
Thank you, my love.

>>684878890
You can watch it right now on your computer.

>>684878890
Thanks Alice.

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>>684879055
No thanks.

>>684879079
No, thank you. And good luck Anonymous. I believe in you.

>>684878890
I'll try again tomorrow I guess, thanks for helping. Happy Birthday btw :)

>>684874739
Happy Birthday to you, Alice! Hope you're enjoying it!

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>>684879166
It's my honor, Anonymous. It truly is.
And thank you.

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>>684879310
Happy birthday, Alice.

>>684878890
Well while I'm finding out exactly what is physically wrong with their brain and fixing it at it's source, I'll throw you a 'sup' in my nobel prize speach.

I've come to the conclusion that no matter what I achieve or attain I will eventually become complacent and want more. How can I make my mind satisfied with what I have?

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>>684879310
Well, I'm sick as a dog, took days off of work, ran my threads at completely the wrong time, and spent half my day being criticized for not being professional enough.

...but here I am, at home, with the ones I love. All of you made this day wonderful. So you have my thanks <4

>>684879392
Thank you funny bunny <4

>>684879438
Make sure to proof read it first.

>>684878890
I know human being need social interaction and I'm not socially unskilled tbh. I know how to approach people and sympathise with them but I just don't have the need to bond with them.
I'll just walk away, this friendship has become a burden to me.
Also, thank you for your time based anon

Meditation post

>>684879392
Damn she's hot.

>>684879047
So how do you know if you ACTUALLY help anyone on here? I suppose all you can do is try...

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>>684879515
You can't. Welcome to the hedonistic treadmill; your brain is DESIGNED to do what you just said it WILL do.

>>684879555
You'll regret it, but as I said previously, I will never be able to convince you.

Good luck, Anonymous. I hope you realize you are wrong before it is too late.

>>684879648
is that an in-thread meme?

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>>684879047
What drives a dentist over the edge?

>>684878890
Yes, since I was a kid I thought of psychology but interests changed and my las semester at college I got psychology and I loved it and I thought about going into that field in case my actual.degree wasn't what I expected, i would like to either become an actual psychologist or anything related to that matter

>>684879555
Check em

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>>684878890

You can't help them. Because their problem isn't accepting the reality. Their problem is that the reality happened in the first place. And you can't undo reality. You may only convince people that the past has no power over the present. It is but a white lie barely any better than words of a cult leader.

Let me quote my good personal friend, Dr. Rapeman:
>Diamonds are Fleeting, But a good rape is forever.

>>684879517
Misspellings are a sign of genius. My brain moves faster than my fingers on an old, shitty phone.

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>>684879704
Generally, they tell me if I succeed, and they tell me if I don't. The amount of people I've succeeded in helping, according to my gmail, numbers quite high...

The people I've failed is at least 2. And I'll carry their names till the end of my days.

>>684879763
No idea.


>>684879787
Then go for the gold Anonymous. Get your PHD.

>>684879880
As someone who has been raped, that quote is quite off. As is your fundamental point.

>>684874739
I have really bad self worth issues. And body image issues. I can't let girls close to me because I know I'm going to be a disappointment in every way shape or form. It is inconceivable to me that a girl could like me or care about me, or think me attractive. Even when one does show interest, I do nothing because I hate myself so much. I can't handle disappointing them sexually/emotionally. I'm so fucking sick of being alone. I have no idea what to do. Both my parents and every peer group and my sisters since i was around 11-14 have made me feel so inadequate and useless and worthless. Nothing Is ever good enough for anyone. If I have a job I don't make enough money, I'm I'm unemployed I'm worthless. If I don't have a girl I'm a loser, If i do have a girl She's using and manipulating me. not even simple fucking meals are good enough. Always one part that isn't good enough, then my mom doesn't eat it, and complains later when she's hungry and I have to solve all this because I'm a 26 year old fuckign loser who's ruined his whole life and let the rest of it be ruined. I have no where to go and if i don't take care of my mom I get kicked out. I've wanted to die for so long. I hate myself that i can't kill myself and just continue to live being miserable every day. I don't know what to do. I'm fucking useless and alone and I either need help or I need to die because I cannot go on like this. I'm just so tired of being a disappointment. I disappoint myself everyday I wake up. please help me.

>>684874739
How do i get motivation without drugs(psychostimulants)? I am losing my personality and getting bored impulsive since the lack of the stuff - my parents told the doctors to go fuck themselves and that i am not taking psychostimulants anymore. Help i am in a bad

Happy birthday, and get well soon!

What advice do you have for being nervous about a competition? I'm competing in Skills Canada next month, and honestly, I'm not all that great at my trade.
I'm a very relaxed person, I almost never stress, and I'm way less nervous about this than a lot of other people would be in my shoes, but I'm still interested in your advice. After all, you can never be too happy.

I always thought OP was a dude. But maybe there's more than one.

This is boring where's the Reimu thread?

>>684879969
Cool, I will take my chances then. Thanks anon

>>684875321
This is the only acceptable answer

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>>684880011
Odd that I like you so much then, Anonymous <4

>>684880038
You get motivation from DOING THINGS; pick a small project, make a schedule, and work through it.

Also, what say do your parents have in the matter? You ain't underaged b&....are you?

>>684880069
There's just one, and I ain't male.

>>684880057
You can EASILY be too happy; happiness causes complacency, after all.

I would recommend doing all you can to prepare yourself; that's the best way to reduce your nervousness.

Plus, I believe in you <4 So that's like, 20% reduction in stress right there, ne?

>>684880205
Good luck!

>>684880125
She's busy right now.

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>>684879669
Ara? Silly anon.

>>684880125
unless she feels the urge to run one today its gonna be up tomorrow

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Is this you? I saved this picture from Facebook today.

>>684880370
I want to slam my cock in her.

Have one of your patients ever committed suicide?

>>684880467
That is a nice butt

>>684880467
Is this part of a larger set if it is you, Alice?

I'm not happy anymore. I don't enjoy being around anyone but on a computer waiting for something actually cool to happen. I can't even be happy around the girl of my dreams or any person that I love.

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>>684879969
If you happen to be a rasta head hippie, then maybe - just maybe I could see why you'd think so.

But the truth is that a good rape is forever - yours probably wasn't that bad. A good rape is forever - like a good murder. No matter how many hands you hold and tears you shed, you can't bring back the dead and you can't undo the deed. You may only accept your current situation that's being created by others.

You shall get cucked.

You sir are cucklord. You teach others how to get cucked.

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>>684880611
T-thanks @/////@;

Im still going to school and there im talking almost every moment with someone and im also discussing with some of my teachers. After school i hang out with friends for 20 - 50 minutes and then im going home and play video games with 2-3 people. If about 7 friends are normal how can someone spend so much time on maintaining these friendships?

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>>684880125
>>684880371
Oh hi there...

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>>684880592
Yes. Two. But they were not my patients when they did so.

>>684880686
Sounds like anhedonia: the inability to experience pleasure. Seek medical attention.

>>684880750
I'm female, not male. But okay.

I still disagree.

>>684880770
Not me.

>>684880780
Because humans are DESIGNED to have relationships; we're social creatures, you know.

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>>684880797
Don't commandeer this one, now.
*nods*

>>684880797
This thread is boring please make one that's more interesting.

>>684880467
Too much ass to be Alice.

>>684878890
Academically aspiring anon agai. Currently involved in tutoring (as a tutor, not a pupil), Karate (as a pupil, soon to be instructor), and Ambassador work for the school STEM program. Assuming next year I continue those, along with joining a Model UN team and Debate team, would that be enough extra curricula in your opinion? (Apologies for the lengthy questioning, this is my first semi-solid source of advice)

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Also, happy birthday Alice!

Sometimes during the night I fall unconscious for a huge chunk of my entire days. Sometimes for up to 9 hours! It's the strangest shit and I've been to scared to tell anyone about it....

My GF thinks I should take antidepressants but I think accepting existential challenges, including the fact that life is hard a lot of the time, is how we as a species have always coped. Thoughts?

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>>684881016
That'd be a good start, yes <4 But what have you done in the industry?

>>684881037
Thank you, Reimu <4

>Op claims to be female
>Doesn't provide tits and time stamp
>pathetic btards still acknowledge HIM

Fucking losers. Breaking your own rules because of the slightest hint OP has a vagina.

>>684874739
I have everything I think I've ever wanted. Suitable job, money, stable gf, dog, house, plenty of free time.

Why aren't I happy, anon?

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>>684880908
Somehow this is not surprising. Considering how you got "raped" and all that jizz jazz.

Doesn't change a thing though. Your profession is a joke and the people who fund your jewish lifestyle are jokes aswell.

>>684879969
I'm sorry to hear that.

Why do we do the things we do. I've been thinking, do we do our jobs because of a felling of necessity or want. I can understand a man or woman that has to support a family but I'm single. I wonder why I do the stuff that I need to. I don't have any real motivations. No passion, and I can be passionate for things I care about. But at the end of the day, when I think about goals, I don't feel anything

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>>684880328
>>>684880011 (You)
>Odd that I like you so much then, Anonymous <4

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>>684880937
No, don't be rude.

>>684880919
Why do you think I'd do that? I was just saying hi...

Happy birthday Alice!
Thanks for always being here and giving your best to help other anons. You're always friendly and kind to others, which I really appreciate.
So, have a nice birthday, celebrate and stay as awesome as you are. :)

My friends handle it like me. And Im still kinda happy but i want to be more relaxed in social situations. How can i fix this?

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>>684880467

Looks like a guy's butt to me.

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>>684881146
Our species has, for as long as we have known how, used medicine to make ourselves better, for both mental health and physical health.

Many ancient herbs prescribed for the treatment of such conditions are actually MAOI's or have SSRI activity.

Deliberately NOT taking something that can help you is stupid.

>>684881159
Yeah, I'm not cam or attention whoring, so that doesn't apply. Learn the actual rules, newfag.

>>684881163
Because happiness doesn't work like that; it's transient. You have to keep striving for it.

>>684881237
My profession is as a programmer; I am trained as a psychologist, but it isn't my profession.

But okay.

>>684881443
Thank you Anonymous.

Alright, it's time for me to get to sleep.
I have work tomorrow, despite being sick, so I'll go to bed early and hope to wake up better than I am now.

Hit me up at [email protected] if you need me.

With love,
Alice

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>>684881420
Probably because an anon was just asking when the reimu thread would be before you posted!

>>684881660
You know why?

Because nobody fucking pays for that shit.

>>684880011
Just gilet out of the house and gain some confidence m8. I know it's hard,but try. And make sure not to spill spaghetti.

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>>684881725
Hnng! She's so cute.

>>684881157
In terms or courses preparing for a job in the industry, everything possible. In terms of the industries I'm interested in, absolutely nothing with no idea where or how to start

>>684880328
Yeah, i am kinda doing this project stuff, and doing many things/projects at the same time. I used to be uderage, but at that time i had the stuff, now i am 19(doing 20 in 10 days) and have no money to pay consult and meds, plus docs are full of shit, one says a different thing from the other, they are from different universities, think different, etc... My parents dont want me to go to the(actually two) good doctor who gave me the stuff - my parents moved me to docs that give SSRIs(they just fuck my shit up and go away with my motivation+atention) instead of psychostimulants because they are fags. Meth here in my country is hard to find too, shit i am screwed, smoking and taking coffee like hell to keep myself calm, alert and kinda productive

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>>684881660
again i missed you, happy birthday anyway

>>684881660
Goodnight Alice. Thank you for these threads.

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Dear psychologist,

On behalf of 4chan i bring a sincere question;

Would you please post nudes of yourself with a current time stamp?

I and all of /b/ would appreciate them very much. Thank your for your time and consideration.

>>684882045
Yes. I agree.

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>>684881986
*wraps her arms around you from behind and kisses your cheek*

I love you, even if you miss me.

>>684882045
Nah, I like to tease.
>
*vanishes*

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>>684881725
That weighs on them, not me! I didn't know what the nature of the request was before I showed up.

>>684881660
Goodnight Alice! Rest well!

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>>684882045
I agree, but
>

>>684881358
Feeling*

>>684882045
Indeed.

The girl I believe is the love of my life is now going out with my best friend. We've broken up and gotten back together several times over the past 8-9 years. I feel like we're both too selfish to sustain a life together but I can't see myself with anybody else. There;s definitely some jealousy coming into play, and the knowledge that I was punching well above my weight looks wise. But the fact we've always stayed so close for almost 10 years (age 10-20) must mean something right?

>>684880328
>>684880057

Thanks doc, I appreciate it

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do you think whutney is evil?

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>>684882285
You do indeed.
>>684882293
Ah I know! I was just worried they'd crowd you and derail things.

>>684882431
You've sayed more than 10 years with your mama. That too means something. Listen well boy; age's just a number and incest is wincest.

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>>684882285
Then does that mean you're a man?

>>684882625
hnng

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>>684874739
Happy belated birthday
It's been hard tracking your threads down, as usual.

>>684874739
why didn't you pick practical skills and instead opt for a bullshit profession profiting off of made up stuff?

nvm I know, it's because you're a woman.

>>684874739
I have a problem that I cannot explain... lame utter movements to give it away. Leap of faith, do you doubt? Cut you in I just cut you out.

>>684882675
Well actually my mother lied and stole all my income until I moved out and only see her on Christmas for hollow pleasantries

>>684877314
I have not gone to a doctor

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>>684882625
There's only one way to make this right now...

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Well that was another delightful Alice thread.

>>684883064
Well actually that was by proxy your fault. That's what you get for being a bad bad boy. Now go and shag ya mam~

>>684874739
Is it normal to enjoy pain? Like in a sexual sense... I enjoy pain to the point where I dont let myself climax with a girl. Even if she wants me to.

Upside I can go for a long fucking time...
Downside is she doesnt get the satisfaction of watching me cum.

>>684874739
My wife is having a baby girl soon what should I name her? (I hope she's mine.)

>>684883257
what makes them delightful?

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Does Ghandi like nukes?

Did Hitler say "Gas the Jews" or "Get the Juice"?

Did we really land on the moon?

Does steel fuel melt jet beams?

Why is diamond the hardest metal?

>>684883702
Alice

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>>684874739
>>684883432
Ive got a thing for masks too...

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>>684883159
AAH!
>>684883711
"Get the juice!" and he had this wonderful party planned for everyone. It was so sad, what happened. At least, that's what the moon's records say...

>>684883761
how does she make them delightful?

>>684883908
Holy fuck she's too cute, I can't take it!

>>684883711
Yes

Both

No

It can't

Coal is a fossil fuel, so that means it's the remains of dinosaurs right, well I think coal is thousand year old dinosaur semen, and when semen hardens, it's hard to clean up right?So diamonds are ancient hardened Dino cum.

Are you the same person every time? See this thread often but never check it out.

>>684883950
She's nice
>>684883787
If I take that off, will you die?

>>684884311
She's gone m8

>>684884434
>One off
Fig mi lif

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>>684884012
S-seriously, I don't know what to say to this. Thanks..?

>>684884311
yes same person her name is alice

>>684884504
Fug*

>>684883702
It cheers me to see the loving exchanges between Alice and the anons. She's like 4chan's Mr Rogers, which I find very touching.

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>>684883908
You'll get off with just that this time, I'm off to play some more games~

Also, it'd be really nice if everyone would sage this from now on since Alice is gone.

Why am I always counting things? I don't realize I'm doing it.

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>>684884559
Yeah my bad for creeping you out. I just think she's really cute and I can't stop looking into her eyes.

>>684884710
Yup
>>684884745
Night /b/

Sage

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is this real?

>>684884905
Counting these dubs

>>684874739
Is it normal to be aroused sexually when a gun is held to your genitalia?

>OP help me

I have 20 years and my sister 17, my parents didn't educated her well, she is unless. She doesn't help with nothing in the house and only open her mouth to say shit about others or asking money for shit, she don't respect my parents and if do only when she want something. May parents don't educate her and now I have to listen to then fighting with her and clean her shit and there is always more work for me. Pleas help me OP.

>>684885107
She's gone. Try again tomorrow.

>she?

>>684885226
:'(

>>684885312
I know Friend, but everyone needs to sleep. :)

>>684885287
email her at [email protected]

>>684874739
Well...
You see, I masturbate every fucking day. It's annoying. If I don't I get caught in dangerous situations and do stupid things. How the fuck do I stop this?!?!?!

Hi op
Well i have a little bit of depression problem i always think im useless and worthless but i'm always try and look happy in front of people so they don't start suspecting about it , the problem is that i don't want help... anyway here are some stuff about me
I'm 17
I don't like fisic contact
I never been in a relationship in my life
I hate my family
The internet is the only place that makes me happy
I think im never gonna get anywhere in my life
I actualky have the option to just shoot myself but i dont have the balls to do it
I think about death all the time
I make people laugh only by insults
I'm a pervet
And im a pretty unconfident about my look
Those are the mayor problems i see in myself any suggestions?
Sorry if my english isnt that good

>>684885489
i wouldn't want to bother her

>>684885709
its no bother. she says to email her whenever she isn't in thread

>>684885700
Try again tomorrow an hour earlier. Where are you from?

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>>684884978
H-here.

Alice1 would have stood in this thread until it died.

Even if she was sick and dying she wouldn't stop.

I miss the original Alice1.

>>684885899
Didn't Alice1 become Reimu?

>>684885894
No, no, no, NO!

She is too cute to be doing that!

>>684885700
I have a suggestion:
Get moar dubs.
No, in all seriousness, I can tell you from experience, it's temporary. If no one else is there for you, I am. Find me by the ****** after my posts. Anyone who will help this person, reply with the symbol mentioned above!

>>684886004
Did she?

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Why did the Allies not realize Schrage Musik was a think, and it was raping their Bombers in the asshole?

Why is Turkey retarded?

Could Hitler lift?

Why is CoD getting more and more retarded?

Can poland into space?

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>>684874739
alicelied.blogspot.com

Daily reminder that this idiot is not a psychologist, is not a girl, did not pull anyone out of a burning building and probably should not be giving anyone advice.

Happy birthday though.

Hey psycho-anon
I constantly fear something bad will happen to me or my family, and I am almost always on edge. I'm on anxiety meds for it, but I still worry. Could it be more than anxiety, and what do you suggest?

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>>684885899
>>684886004

>>684885899
Alice1 often deleted her threads actually

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>>684885899
The fact that you want such extreme self-sacrifice from the individual in question says an astounding amount about the way you think and what you gain from it.
>>684886027
Ah..?

I am legitimately gay. As in I like men.

Am I gay? What if I don't feel gay, can I identify as straight?

>>684886176
daily reminder this weirdo qualifies as a stalker in the state of CA

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How do people hate? I've literally never been able to understand how somebody can receive any joy from another's pain (beyond pranks and such which can be funny). Even if someone's a murderer and needs to be locked up or killed for the safety of society, I wish no ill upon them, and can't understand that most people would. What does it accomplish to make others suffer needlessly? I dunno, this isn't really psychological issue so much as a sociological/philosophical one.

Maybe instead: why does it bug me so much that this stuff goes on? I'm pretty happy most of the time, but this kind of shit really gets me down. Whenever I read about or see someone going out of their way to harm or harass another person, I get real depressed. And I don't think it's just being soft-hearted or oversensitive, because people suffering in accidents or getting killed in war doesn't bother me. It's the motive that bugs me way more than the result. The fact that someone can just hate another.

Maybe I'm scared of people. I expect people to be reasonable. I expect that if they have no reason to harm or kill me, then they won't. But whenever I see shit like ISIS it makes me realize that people don't have to have a reason to do horrible things. Someone or some group can just decide they hate you. That's all it takes.

I don't really expect an answer here. Just getting late and I like to type as a sounding board for my half baked ideas. I don't normally even hit post, but I want to know if anyone else is like this?

Pic uninflated.

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>>684874739
why the psychologist people think they know everything?

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>>684886176
daily shambling pillar of salt.

>>684886195
It's true then? I remember reading it just the other day but now I can't find the source.

>>684886206
YOU"RE RUINING HER FOR ME!

>>684886113
They wanted it

Because turkey is turkey

Yes. About 6 million tons

Because the people that play it are getting more and more retarded

No. Poland in to space never

>>684886403
yes reimu is alice1
and which, alice1, of you and your daughter, is the superior?

>>684886176
I don't even really like Alice and this is a literal pile of misinformation

>>684886290
Doesn't counting as a stalker in one place mean that you're qualified everywhere?

>>684886176
You are a very contradictory man. Also, your entry form sucks fat cocks. Fix it.

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>legit asking for my best friend
>3rd musketeer an hero 2 months ago
>feelsbadman.xcf
>best friend a month ago suffers a concussion in semi pro footbal. Can't stand or walk without puking. Can't work, drive, function. >finally buddy does a little better
>married with 5 kids and his gf side chick that he openly has says gtfo never speak to me
>legit, if he an heros I may not be able to stop myself...
>he has ct scans and mental help but it's not enough.
>just "being there" and watch his life implode is not enough.
>please. ...please what in the fuck can I do?

>>684886495
if the awe is gone when the trick is revealed, there never really was any awe to begin with.

>>684874739
Actually got a little something I'd like some professional insight on.

Not quite sure what it is, but there's some kind of crossed wiring in my brain or something. Basically all my life I've had very physical reactions to uncomfortable mental stimuli. Watching a gory or embarassing video will make me visibly uncomfortable (hugging myself, hands squeezing something, biting something, etc). But this also happens when I think of something along those lines (for example, remembering a highly embarrassing moment in my life or imagining something gruesome happening to me such as kicking a wall with toothpicks under my toenails). The thing is, for the past like year or so, these tics (which are nigh uncontrollable, or at least VERY difficult to resist) have gotten a bit worse. Now I have a hard time keeping myself from verbally exorcising my embarrassment when I think of something embarrassing. Usually I'll mutter "kill yourself" to myself under my breath, sometimes a bit louder, sometimes at a conversational level of volume, but it also can take the form of a sharp (audible) intake of breath or me involuntarily humming a few bars of whatever song I've got in my head (which has actually happened to me during an important test once o___o). Do you have any idea what this might be and how I can go about putting a stop to it?

Thanks, and happy birthday ^_^

>>684886548
right? I love the [unlikely] and [possible] shit. Like theres no reason to support that or any conclusions, but JUST JAM IT IN THERE ANYWAY I GUESS

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>>684886495
This is reverse psychology! You want the lewd, so I'm giving it to you. Ah wait, this is too far, huh?

>>684886618
It's not gone. I'm not sure if it's the avatar or the poster I really like.

>>684886742
Grey's a clinical fucking retard, just throw a bunch on conjecture on a blog post and call it a day. Holy shit autism

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>>684886176
You know your shit is kind of stalkerish, right?

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>>684886403

This guy >>684886176 helpfully linked the place where you can find the story from my point of view. Look for the comments under my name close to the bottom. But to put it short, no, no previous Alice was any better or stayed in threads til the end. She often said she was going to sleep right at the beginning of the thread and then disappeared halfway through it.

>>684886857
maybe we should make an alicetried blog to counter it?

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>>684886290
I'm even in California, come sue me bro.

>>684886380
I'm so far past even being mad.

>>684886548
Check the sources. You like how I actually have sources and all you idiots have is some insane guys word and a picture of breasts?

>>684886176
>postal code 21918
You guys got a lot of info of this faggot, he will be saged

>>684886965
Even as some who goes to the chat, I don't give enough of a shit to "counter" Grey's retarded meme, I honestly don't think anyone buys his shit anyways

>>684886783
Has anyone ever tell you that you have a strong sexual vibe about you? I can feel these things with all people but your's is especially powerful. And please stop ruining her for me.

>>684886176
that's fuckin creepy. Do you need a therapist?

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>>684886282
If you like men and you're a man then you're gay, simple. How would you even go about identifying as straight if you're gay? It just sounds like denial.

>>684886993
wow dude some screenshots and random IP logs that could be false, dude i'm so convinced

who gives a fuck whether she's lying or not, you can't even begin to prove one way or the other

>>684887291
This

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>>684887097
Ah, baka. You're not very good at this.. Ah, well. Bye bye.

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>>684874739
I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who's never been on a date nor have I ever experienced any type of romantic or sexual intimacy from another person.
I have never been described by people as acting in an artistic/Asperger's like manner, how likely is it that there's something significantly wrong with me?
what kind of general diagnosis would it be if there is?

Also this should hopefully be a simple answer. should I move out of my parents or pay to see a therapist?

>>684886993
god this dude is so butthurt I can tell you really did love her dude what did she do to hurt you man

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>>684886898
So that's where I read it. Thank you!

>>684886993
Your sources are generally [unverified] an questionable at best.

>>684886617
Shit, man. If he's getting the help he needs, and you don't have the option of killing his wife, then you're kinda trapped. I'd say spend as much time as you can with him, and it might be time to go get some mental help yourself.

>>684887166
I identify as straight because I don't feel gay, simple as that.

You wouldn't call someone a boy just because they were born with a penis. What if they grow up to identify as a female?

OP IS A FAG
SAGED
http://alicelied.blogspot.com.br/

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>>684886965
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/p/testimonials.html

I literally put up every single personal story that people sent me without any edits saying how I was wrong and what happened from their perspective. Go read it, there's probably a dozen different peoples stories on there, I'll put yours up too if you want to say something. Read it, see how many people actually say I'm wrong instead of that well maybe alice lied but she's such a good person!! Its zero.

should i go to remove kebab

>>684887437
hahahah yes I would you idiot he has a penis dis dude needs to take some BIOLOGY

>>684887360
I know I'm right about this. You don't feel human at all. Goodnight.

>>684887374
Have you tried talking to the opposite sex?

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>>684886993
You just make sure to come into each thread and yell over the masses, "SHE'S A FRAUD!" despite not being mad? Holy shit, you're magic. I'm glad Ika never introduced us.

>>684887578
yeah I read it and you seem to be in the absolute minority, and both groups have no evidence so why should I believe you over them when Alicce has helped me?

>>684887578
your entry form is still fucking broken, and the comment option sucks assholes. Get in there and fix the coding.

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>>684887604
I-ika..?

>>684887437
Actually, anyone with any kind of medical background does exactly that. When they see a penis, the first thing they think is "male".

Everyone, please remember that transsexuality is not some kind of mistake, it is not a woman being born in a man's body, it is not some perfectly normal thing that can happen to anyone. It is a mental disorder. Let me repeat. A mental. Fucking. Disorder. Ask psychologyAnon here. I'm not just talking out my ass. Third-year pre-med here. I know my shit. Sorta.

>>684887811
>implying ikarous types with any grammar

Are you retarded bro?

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>>684874739
i fell for a 16 year old what the fuck do i do

>>684887877
its actually not a mental disorder anymore it got reclassified

>>684887146
What's creepy about it?

>>684887638
Yes but only people I talk to online and complete strangers, I literally have zero members of the opposite sex in my circle of influence.

>>684874739
simple yes or no question:
should i tell her, OP?

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>>684887914
I don't know anyone else who believe I'm some inhuman succubus.

>>684888086
yes

>>684887877
Just because something originates from an abnormality in the mind doesn't make it worthy of scorn and eradication either. What's your point?

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>>684887437
But what is sexual identity if not based on who you're attracted to? There isn't really anything to being gay aside from attraction to the same gender, anything else is additional cultural stuff and stereotypes.

>>684876155
I've heard peanut butter helps to gain weight..?
If you gained some weight. You think you'll be in a better state of mind?
>not anon giving freebies cause birthday. Just another anon throwing two cents

alice is lie

>>684888086
Alice is gone already anon, sorry.

Try flipping a coin. It's either what you land, or what you hoped it would land.

>>684888108
Well, are you an inhuman succubus or not

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>>684887944
anything but the 16 year old

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>>684887974
Sure about that?

>>684888086
The answer is always yes.

>>684888286
That's dysphoria, not transgenderism. Not all transgenders are dysphoric.

>>684888178
My point isn't that it's worthy of scorn, my point is that the guy was making a very poor analogy. Just because you don't feel gey doesn't mean you're not gay. I can "feel" however I want, doesn't change the facts.

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>>684887975
the fact that you're stalking someone??? Yeah, whats creepy about that.

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>>684874739
How does it feel to be a massive nerd?

>>684887877
Ok, but you wouldn't classify me as human just because I came from my mother's vagina. What if i grow up to identify as a couch?

This happens all the time people, it's not some laughing matter. you have to respect any and all inanimites (as their called).

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>>684888253

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>>684887715
See the thing about abusive little clubs like this guy Alice's clique is they abuse their own behind closed doors. They talk about how kind and good they are and then spend all day being shitbags to eachother. If you don't go along with them they kick you out and bully you and tell you you're a shit person. Now I'm a big boy, but this group targets troubled kids and particularly troubled young girls. Some of the shit they do is fucking gross and until I put up this site every time it happened they just denied denied denied. Oh that girl is just crazy, it's not a pattern of abuse.

Consider this a public service for you assholes.

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Well, I've found myself to be very impatient lately.
I created some single-celled life on a planet in another galaxy...
They are increasing in number just fine. Actually, I would like for it to be a bit faster, but that isn't the problem.
The problem is that I know I'll probably have to wait a long time before these form into more complex creatures...

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>>684887555
>.br
Huehuehue

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>>684888546
>but this group targets troubled kids and particularly troubled young girls
[citation needed]

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>>684888546

Ok so i hear voices and sometimes see things am i schizophrenic

>>684888182
What is identity?

For that matter what is even?

What?

?

.

>>684888654
hehehe

>>684888743
Not unless it happens for a long period each time. If it does, please consult with your local physician.

>>684888743
>i have symptoms of schizophrenia
>guys do i have schizophrenia?
go see a doctor

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Is it hammer time?

Why can pizza get here faster than the police?

Why is Battlefield slowly turning Dumber and Dumber?

Why can you not murder with a Marder?

Fun questions for less-than-fun people

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Voxel technology is the new age, deformation is shit

>>684888727
citation: some random shit i made up and conjecture on a blogpost from salty weeaboos who need drama to live

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>>684888837
I hate you, anon.

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>>684887782
Fiiiine, I haven't actually touched it in like a year. These assholes went on hiatus and I was hoping it was done with. Bloody hassle, but you're right. I'm on it.

>>684888546
Could you tell us more about this Alice club?

>>684888546
how does it feel to be a total cuck

>>684888464
>implying I'm the one you replied to
It's not uncommon that people attempt to expose individuals like tripfags who stand out and act annoying over long period of times.

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>>684889021
Hey,grey! whats your steam?

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It obviously won't die til it's over so here's the exclusive on Alice's feet

>>684888226
thank you.

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>>684888468
go home hartmann

>>684889021
Yo Grey, what's your Steam, Jack wants to talk to you.

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>>684888546
No one is perfect and neither is Alice. You can try to push your pathetically twisted narrative on the world but the fact that most everyone here laughed in your face should tell you something about what they think of that narrative. Your motivations are obvious too.

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>>684889217

>>684889134
It's also not uncommon to be a fucking stalker and get arrested for it. Like i dont understand your thought process

>>684888975
lmao, i love you anon. I am just fucking with you all. I am a straight dude who loves wymyn

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>>684889340