guys,there's a dude in my classroom that sits behind me

>>684839635
Punch him in the face. Easy and it works.

Fight him.

Get a little bottle (like liquid paper, or vape bottle) fill it with bleach and bleach his clothes every day. Bonus points if you don't get caught for at least a month because of his rising paranoia.

>>684840120
that was my first thoughts but he is bigger than me

>>684839635
Turn his liquid paper solid
Wtf is liquid paper anyway?

>>684839635
Sounds like he likes you. Call him a fag.

>>684839635
Sit in the furthest back seat so he can't sit behind you.

>sit normally in class
>wait for him t odo any of that shit
>pick up your pen and get up
>stab the faggot in the bottom of hiw jaw, so that it comes into mouth from under his tongue

>>684840448
so what, so you get your ass kicked.

>>684840396
good one dude you are winning so far

>>684840518
Or ask him out.

>>684839635
Bring a gun to school and mow him down.

>>684840513
its the thing you use to erase things written with pen

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>>684839635
Sit in a different part of the class, preferably where you can't have anyone sitting behind you.

The main character always sits by the window.

>>684840513
White out.

>>684840538
he sits in the last chair

>>684840513
White-out

>>684840640
i wish he was suspended,not me

ok, so this is about creating a paper trail, so when shit goes sideways it isn't a problem.

>ask him to stop
>the next time it happens, go talk to teacher - ask if you can move. explain that fag is annoying you.
>this will just incite him to do more
>next day when he does it stand up turn around and say "dude, stop <xyz>"
>basically you treat him like a child who is acting out ( which is what he is doing )
>if he keep doing it you fucking hit him in the mouth

>>684841054
Is there any way you can mess with the chair so that it breaks when he sits on it?

>>684841121
if you want to be a total bitch, what he is doing is called bullying and your school will probably shit all over him for it

>>684841025
i will feel like a fag if i just accept this

>>684839635
>liquid paper
do you mean moist paper kek

>>684841045
yep

>>684841146
That. If treating him like a child doesn't fix him, be a man and punch him in the fuckin jaw. Or ear. The ear hurts like fuck. He won't do it again and you get a vacation and make you father proud.

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>>684841354
So what? In the real world, you can't always solve problems through violence, and it's better to just remove yourself from the situation when possible.

>>684839635
[spoiler] ass [/spoiler]

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Ask him if he wants to suck your dick in front of the class, when he tries to say a comeback just say like "you keep touching me everyday bro and its started to get really gay" make sure some girls are watching. U will be prime

>>684841146
i could try this

[spoiler] ass [/spoiler]

>>684841179
no anon,i was thinking on that too

>>684839635

Since you are unwilling to physically stand up for yourself your only recourse is to sit in the back of the class.

[spoiler]ass[/spoiler]

**ass**

>>684841629
This too. Just stand up and be like DUDE, EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU SIT HERE AND FUCK WITH ME AND THEN TRY TO SHOW ME YOUR DICK IN THE BATHROOM AND IT'S GETTING OLD.

***************************************ass**********************************

>>684841629
This guy sounds alfa listen to him get pussy 4sure

>>684841225
makes sense

Simple, flay him Ramsey Bolton style

>>684841864
>>684841629
>>684841146

These are surefire ways to get yourself labeled as a spaz. As a person who used to do a lot of "bullying" during high school, I can assure you that he hoping for this kind of outburst and will humiliate the fuck out of you.

>>684842187
This

>>684841864
This

>>684840803
this

>>684841629
he does this shit already

>>684841629
Good tip. Or you could just give him a Glasgow kiss.

Just sit outside his house with a nerf bat every Saturday with some brass knuckles in your pocket. Wait till he hits you then knock his ass out.

>>684841744
he's the last one in the line dude

>>684842469

The fuck does that mean?

"Do you fuck with me every day because your dad is a drunk or because he molests you?" Then turn around and get back to work.

>>684841639
sure if you want, you can keep escalating it with teachers... but that doesn't always work. when you get bitched out / in trouble you basically say

>I've brought this to teachers attention
>I've addressed it publicly in class
>it continued so I dealt with his bullying the only way left

if possible.. and this is hard - is to not get angry. you want to be calm, like you are disciplining a dog.

>>684842256
yeah.. getting someone to spaz out is the best part.even better is when they get in trouble for it.

>>684842679
he sits in the last sit of the row i dont know how to say this in english

>>684843235
This.

Or ask him if he wants to fight at said time at said place.

>>684839635
get off 4chan you little shitface

>>684839635

Is he human or negroidal?

>>684839635
When a guy behind me did this, and i couldnt stand it anymore, y turned around and literally flipped over his table

He fell from his chair as well, and the headteacher told him he would be responsible for anything Id do if he provoked me again

Kek

>>684843380

They only have one row of seats in the classroom?

>>684839635
how about you ask to me move seats, enjoy the rest of HS, and then move on with your life. Trust me, 10 years from now you won't even remember his name. Too many of us on 4chan have become the very people our tormentors said: losers. NEET

>>684843361
The best thing is when they grow balls and try to confront you, they throw a weak punch and then you can legally obliterate them.

>>684843235
yesterday i freaking roasted him in front of everybody he stopped but now he is doing again

>>684843600
he is a big fat negroida

>>684843980
of course he is, its called "negative attention" look it up.

>>684843980


Must have been some roasting...

>>684843839
i could do this if he wasnt a fucking elephant

>>684843892
no there is 5 but i dont want to leave my friends

>>684844079

Prempt a confrontation outside of school, ensure you have a couple of trustworthy human witnesses.

Then simply "stand your ground" in the manner of George "The Verminator" Zimmerman.

One less shoe wearing ape and your problem solved.

>>684844252
If you describe him as an elephant then it sounds like he is a fat fuck. His weight is the exact reason he bullies, he is insecure about his grotesque obesity.

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>>684839635

>guys, a specific person who sits in a specific seat is bothering me in class. I have no idea what to do.

You deserve all of it, dumbass.

>>684843911
Also protip:
If someone bullies you, just push them down the stair, it will look like an accident and you broke his legs.
If they talk, just say that you know nothing about that and say that he bullied you and is trying to get you in trouble.

>>684844396

Then shut up and let him bully you, faggot

>>684844631
dude i'm asking for tips to mess with him too

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Guys if he will confront this fag can only be two possible outcomes one is this ... Or maybe you can hit it with a bat in the head leaving school or something

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>>684844396

The same friend who allow you to be bullied?:

The same friend who wouldn't change seats to help you out?

>>684844631

> MFW I realized OP is chillin with his buddies and still getting fucked up

There is literally nothing to do at this point.

>>684845161
They aren't real friends if they let OP get tormented.

>>684844899

Here's the thing, dude. You need to ask for help to fuck with him. Meanwhile, he fucks with you on his own. You're out of your league. If you won't punch him in the face, then you need to avoid him altogether. All other avenues lead to you looking like an even bigger nerd than you do now.

GUYS I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A REVENGE ITS NOT LIKE THAT BULLYING THING

>>684845408
but he sits behind me it's way easier for him

Knee him in the balls, unsheathe your katana, decapitate him when he's kneeling in front of you.

Then tip your fedora to the qt3.14's sitting in front of you, then teleport the fuck out of there.

https://youtu.be/NXB6slJSbL4?t=35s

But seriously, it's cliche, but bullies are the most pathetic cunts imaginable. Don't sperg out and call him gay in-front of everyone, it'll just draw attention to yourself.

Research him, find out what's causing his problem and expose it to your peers. Better yet, invest in some kind of small camera (Pencams work great) and get video evidence to expose the cunt. Bonus points if you get the staff to ignore your pleas for help multiple times before showing them video evidence. Schools don't like their image being ruined, they'd listen.

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>>684845792

No, its easier because you are an unpopular loser that no one really gives a shit about. You lack the wit and social skills to defuse his hostility and put him in his place. You lack the physical skills and courage to punch the bully in the face. You don't want to move seats because of your "friends", but they don't care where you sit because they're not helping you deal with the bully.

All you can do is avoid him. all other roads lead to humiliation.

>>684839635
underage b&
gtfo

>>684839635
Most schools have a no tolerance for bullying/fights.

What you do is get him to hit you in public, in front of a teacher if posible.
Ham it up and get him expelled, wreck his life.

>>684839635
Next time he does some shit turn around and say "what the fuck are you doing?" give him a chance to answer then tell him to stop. He will stop.

>>684846395
you are taking this too serious dude calm down

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Pour some rubber cement on his seat before he gets in, that'll be good for a quick giggle.

Important thing is he's gotta sit in it for 5-10min for maximum effect.

Best case: he has to take his pants off, or tear them to get out, and he's in his underwear until he gets home.

Worst case: you've ruined that pair of pants.

Definite case: he knows it's you and you get #rekt. Make sure to post a webm for the /b/ros

>>684847173
i'm 17

>>684847216
thats pretty good

>>684839635
Jerk his pants down and suck his dick in frnt of the whole class....and then say "im tired of being FUCKED WITH!!"

>>684847401
MODS MODS MODS

>>684847306


>that response

See, you're not very good at this

>>684847378
THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

>>684847691

What happens if he doesn't go for it?


or


What happens if he decides to knock your block off?

>>684847558
the gay one is the guy that get sucked right?

You should cut the skin off his face and wear it as a mask while you rape his mom.

>>684848155
that's the kind of irracional shit that i think when i'm pissed

>>684847691
Another fun thing my friends used to do to fuck with each other is called "Nuggeting"

Wait until he leaves his backpack unattended, then quickly empty it out, and pull it inside-out. Put all the stuff back in and zip it up from the outside, and his backpack now resembles a Chicken Nugget. For bonus points, take the glue from before, or a random combination padlock and stick the zippers together.

If you're good this can be done in less than 3 minutes.

>>684847691
Faggot. Do you wanna end it or just escalate it?

>>684839635

>i want revenge

Consider this, OP:

You are an easy target because there are no consequences for fucking with you. Now you need to make a thread on 4chan asking for suggestions about what kind of consequences you should impose on him.

This guy will have no such handicaps to his response. He will retaliate immediately and forcefully. You're not willing to take a beating to stand up for yourself, why are you willing to take a beating for this bullshit?

>>684848409
i need to verify if i can do this to his backpack thats fucking good anon thanks

>>684848409
Not really devastating as much as annoying, but the point is to do it consistently every time he leaves it unattended.

If any of your "friends" have other classes with him, try to convince them to fuck with him throughout the day. Over time he will start to get real buttfrustrated and that is where you get your satisfaction.

>>684848962
>>684847691


Kepp in mind that this bully is not like you, dude. He will have no problem retaliating. You'll just end up escalating and prolonging your misery

>>684848780
i want to end it but a revenge will make me feel good especially if he doesn't know it was me

4chan seems to forget that the prank war is a battle of attrition. You're not trying to destroy him or "end it" just beat the dumb big-nog at his own game.

If he gets fed up and beats the shit out of you he gets expelled, so just outlast him. If you've been a weak faggot for any amount of time this should be pretty easy.

>>684849328
but he wont know it was me it just for me to feel better