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Kristen Stewart's latest flop just got booed at Cannes because

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Kristen Stewart's latest flop just got booed at Cannes because she's a shitty, talentless actress who is also ugly and unappealing.

Deal with it.
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>>684832210
Ok, Who's this bitch anyway?
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Who?
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>>684832210
Where's this bitch eyebrows
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>>684832369
I think she was in a TV show about fairies fighting with My Little Ponies or something. She played a block of wood.
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>>684832210
Yeah she's garbage
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>>684832663
They appear to have marched down to her cheeks. She needs a fucking shave.
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>>684832691
Never watched that shit,
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>>684832210
She's still just a hole for our dicks.
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>>684832210
I agree with you and except she would be a great trashy fuck.
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>>684832210
This guy gets it. That bitch couldn't act her way through an open door. She's only the least bit hot as a blonde. Requiring yellow hair to be hot is lame
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>>684832210
What's the film called ?
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>>684833288
7 into Snowy
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>>684833220
>This guy gets it.
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>>684833288
star wars
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>>684833288
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3595294/Kristen-Stewart-defends-booed-Cannes-contender.html
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>>684833176
I'd fuck the shit out of her tho
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>>684832210
I agree with op 100% fuck that cunt, she really is not even a good actress. watch American ultra it is a shitty as movie with her in it.
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>>684833429
>image.jpg
Please fuck off back to facebook. Stupid iPhaggot.
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>>684833176
She's not ugly.
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>>684832210
>unexpected 5head
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Anyone got her nude scenes from the movie?
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>>684832210
>adults booing something
It really says more about them than the film. Grow up.
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>>684833554
I'm on a Linux box. I just rename all images to this so the faggot expose themselves. Congratulations on that by the way.
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>>684833220
I dunno, she's kinda hot if you're into that whole caveman look w/ the huge forehead, monstrous underbite, and patch beard.

Also, is it just me or do those dead, retard eyes of hers look a little out of alignment? Like maybe someone go so angry at how ugly she is they slapped her crooked?
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>>684833717
They're French, it's what they do
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Genuine question, is she THAT bad? All I've seen is a couple of the Twilight films when my sister would watch them in the lounge, and she was atrocious in those. I haven't seen anything else she's been in.
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Send me picks
Angie Snapchat
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>>684833632
OMG you mean she has 2 expressions. Wow she's good
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>>684833775
>that pathetic attempt to pretend you're not posting from a device a corporation had to dumb down for people like you
Nah, it's what I said. You belong with the herd of fucktards over on FB.
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The movie wasn't a flop since it's financially done okay although critics universally say it's 'average'.
It was booed because the ending was very unclear and was too abrupt.
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>>684833632
I'd rather get a hand-job from a toothless wino with curried goat diarrhea for lubricant than stick my dick into that thing.
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>>684833429
>>684833554
Both of you shut the fuck up. No one cares what site you think someone should go to.
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>>684833665
I was about to ask the same thing. Don't like her as an actor, but wouldn't mind seeing what she looks like nude.
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>>684833632
yea, she really is.

especially when you consider that she's in a profession where pretty much all women are at least passable. this bitch looks like she might have club fucked all the pretty girls at her school so she could be homecoming queen.
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>>684834052
Quit crying, faggot child.

>inb4 irrelevant response from cancerboy
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>>684833940
Yeah, shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>684832210
She's got a face like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
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>>684833919
Yes she's that bad. Buffy bad. if you had a daughter in 2001 you'll know what I mean
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Is this new movie the one you see her pussy getting fucked? If someone has the Gif or WEBM, would be amazeballs
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>>684833665
See? This is what's important.
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Op?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=axXYNqFCfeU
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>>684833925
I just said she wasn't ugly.
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>>684834199
what an irrelevant cancer post
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>>684834255
Go ahead and stop me. Oh, what's that? You can't? I guess you're as impotent here as you are in real life. ;)
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>>684832210
Her feet make up for her lack of acting ability.
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>>684834336
and you were wrong, an offense punishable by unabashed correction and criticism here on /b
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For the love of God! Someone post here nude scenes from the movie.

>This one is from On The Road
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>>684832210
def not ugly u retard
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>>684833940
>attacking someone's choice of mobile OS
>2016
Officially out of ammo.
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>>684834545
>unabashed
You sound like a queer. Is that why you can't make friends irl?
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>>684834284
Cheese pizza is one thing, but I draw the line at people posting the pornographic version of war crimes violating the Geneva Conventions against needless cruelty and torture. I would jack off to pictures of Spiro Agnew giving Bea Arthur a rimjob before I'd inflict KStu's eyeball-frying nakedness on myself.
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>>684833632
>>684833925
>>684833986
>>684834183
Yeah shes not ugly, everyone who says otherwise is probably jealous that she's successful and hot at the same time. They're letting their jealousy cloud their reasoning.
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>>684834576
I'd hit it
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>>684834545
post your waifu, cock addict. let us judge you as well.
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>>684834668
>stop making fun of my being a retard
The worst part is that you keep responding as if that will change what you are to everyone else. This isn't a discussion or a debate. This is me TELLING you.
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>>684832210
That forehead tho
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>>684834704
You sound like you're 12. Is that why your dick's so small?
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>>684834779
...with a brick.
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>>684834576
Like I give a shit. Tits and ass just like the rest of them. Get a few years and you'll understand it ain't the end all be all that it seems to be when you are 13
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>>684835038
I forgot you guys had such high standards around here
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>>684835004
Do you always parrot? Is it because you're too retarded to think of responses without help?
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>>684834767
Not ugly. There's just something very off about her face. Every time I see a pic of her I feel like God over adjusted the forehead slider when he created her.
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the movie sounds like a faggot circlejerk anyways I can't imagine she improved it
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>>684834766
This has definite copypasta potential
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>>684833925
i've seen more emotions in Joan rivers after Botox.
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>>684835314
Should have said Joan Rivers' dead corpse.
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>>684834576
she has the body of a seven year old Jewish boy
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>>684834661
Ray Charles is that you.
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>>684834900
and what are you telling me? that because you are a vagrant cock sucker using a go phone you got from wal-mart on a prepaid card that came pre installed with android, you are able to judge, by a file name, what OS another is using, thus rendering their argument that you are a faggot from Reddit which was based on your lingo, to be invalid?
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ITT: Kissless 19yo virgins pretending their criticisms matter.
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>>684834767
She's ugly. not unfuckably so, but she's definitely ugly. her face is out of proportion (forehead), she's got the jawline of jcvd, her chin sticks out further than her nose (not because it's pointy, but because it's shaped like a bulldog's), her front teeth are too big for her mouth, and here eyes are asymmetrical, and her body's a 6/10 at best.

Now, other than just saying 'she's not ugly' what in god's name do you see that offsets all those indications that she's half-cromagnon half-hurrdeedur??
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>>684834767
I just don't see the attraction that's all. Combine that with no acting and I gotta wonder who she blew to get this gig
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Can someone xray this?
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>>684835185
Point taken
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>>684835243
No. It's just a reasonably efficient way to illustrate how fucking retarded you are when you post nothing but cancer. How's your summer break going?
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>>684832210
Being booed at Cannes is a fucking rite of passage and ultimately has nothing to do with either the quality of the film, or its potential for success. Happens all the time.
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I have fantasies where Kristen Stewart and Marina Sirtis stare blankly into each other's cold, dead shark eyes while they fumble awkwardly at each other's sagging breasts in silence.
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>>684835773
yeah
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>>684835437
i fucked up anon.
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>>684835934
Do it!
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>>684835580
>>684835580
>and what are you telling me?
That you're as dumb as a nigger (illustrated by the post you just made) and should go back to where you actually belong. We only pretend to be retarded here. We don't need our technology dumbed down. You're not actually welcome nor one of us. Bye bye. :^)
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>>684835628
Itt: the blind, Deaf and dumb
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>>684835927
i kek'd

tbh, i kek'd harder than i'm proud of
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>>684835869
>when you post nothing but cancer
>summer
You're trying sooo hard to fit in and pretend right now. It's honestly pretty sad.
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>>684836057
I can't.
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>>684833406
You lying son of a bitch
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>>684836069
your rebuttal was shit
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>>684835927
That just may be the funniest thing I've ever read
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>>684836226
Aw, you got me there man. got me good. idk what i'm gonna do with my life. i guess i'll just go cry into my hand until i've got enough tears to fap with...
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>>684836069
Look at this fucking wanna be gatekeeper of \b - good luck with that you fucking idiot
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>>684834332
sauce ?
>kek at the filename
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>>684836611
Hey, stupid little kid, rebuttals are part of debates. This isn't one. Try reading and using your brain before pressing submit next time. Seriously, niggers like you need to know when to keep quiet.
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>>684836678
>idk what i'm gonna do with my life
>...
Judging by the way you type, nothing worthwhile for anyone because you have a learning disability.
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>>684836342
Yeah well it is me I've been known to lie or 2
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>>684832210
cmon son, i'd agree with everything except her being ugly, stop being jelly, if you could you would pound that till doomsday, but you cant and never will anyone as close as good looking as her and that's why youre rustled so in closing 6/10 comment go fuck yourself
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>>684836069
>>684836870
you lost dude. Just get over it and be better next time. Let this be a learning process.
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>>684837218
>whiteknighting for another man because his faggot father never taught him that playing pile-on is gay and being gay is shameful
Sure thing, little guy.
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>>684836342
That does look like something she would be in though.
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>>684837371
>little guy
>kid
>nigger
>never be one of us
Going out in flames, I see?
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I'd shove an axe handle up her ass and call her Mary
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>>684837023
>thinks using real words is gay
>criticizes typing when out of arguments
It's hard staying fresh when you don't have teacher there making sure you take your nap. My guess is that only one of your parents works, but they both claim to so neither of them has to spend the day at home with you. In their defense, it's probably the only thing holding your family together.
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>>684832210
Kristen Stewart's forehead is the size of my entire face.
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>>684836870
>Hey, stupid little kid, rebuttals are part of debates.
Is that not what what you and the anon are having one side supporting Kirsten Stewart hermaphrodite looks the other telling the truth and saying she is a cross between a proboscis monkey and three toed sloth.

You're a special kind of autism aren't you
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>>684837166
Fuck yeah, who wouldn't want to roll over and see THIS drooling on the pillow beside them?
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>>684832210
>Kristen Stewart's latest flop
>Kristen Stewart's
>Kristen Stewart
>Kristen
>Stewart

Its Kirsten Steward, you retarted mong
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>>684837650
>i don't know what's going on and slammed my hammy fingers into the keyboard and typed out messages because i don't have real friends to talk to
We're not the solution to your problem.
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>>684837166
Let's not pretend that 99% of /b/tards have/will/would stick their dick in ugly. The fact that we'd fuck her doesn't make her any more attractive. And anyone who's fucked anything prettier than a piece of driftwood has done better than this bitch.
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>>684837604
She just turned SSJ3
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>>684834779

I wonder if her O face is the same as her other faces
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>>684837592
Using fag words is gay. Stop acting like a metrosexual millennial and you won't get called out on it constantly.
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>>684837825
doesn't matter. i tried changing the 't' to a 'd'. she's still ugly as sin, and I assume she can't act either.
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>>684837844
>i don't know what's going on and slammed my hammy fingers into the keyboard and typed out messages because i don't have real friends to talk to

Hurr durrr muh /b/ makes me so superior then anyone else.
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>>684838153
>makes me so superior then anyone else
The internet is for white people, Jamal.
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>>684837825
Are you retarded?

>inb4 tries to play it off as a troll
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>>684837706
>drooling on the pillow beside them

Been there not with her but...yikes! Ever try to get dressed quietly with a pocket full of loose change?
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>>684837706
She's worth like $200m so I would make sure she was infected with my baby.
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god i want to stick my dick in her and lick her feet
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>>684838270
>taking the bait
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>>684838265
>The internet is for white people, Jamal.
>tumblr is awaiting your arrival Anita sarkeesian
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>>684838348
Good point
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>>684838529
thanks for proving me right.

Your bait was shit, it takes all of 4 seconds to say "ok google kristen stewart"

HAHA you got me you fuck! I wasted so much time and got so mad!
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>>684838562
I'll assume you realized your post makes no sense and only posted it as a plea for me to stop constantly owning your dumb ass.
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>>684838348
So... you could pay half your paycheque from the Waffle House in child support and turn her $200,000,000 into $200,008,225.40?
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>>684838838
>le black science man reddit meme
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>>684837994
What makes a particular word a 'fag' word? Did you miss that one on a spelling test? Or are you pissed you had to look it up? Maybe it's a word from one of those shitty books that are so long (like, over 100 page, fuck!) and don't have pictures.

Using language properly is not a sign of good breeding, being smarter, or being better than anyone else. Attacking someone because they choose to make better use of language than you IS a sign of you being a fuckwit.
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>>684838855
i'll have you know i graduated with a PHD out of oxford university. My iq is a 110 bitch, that's right bow down to it.
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>>684838855
anon too stupid to realize he is getting trolled
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>>684838299
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coyote%20ugly
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>>684833717
>>684833890
the film crew is present at the projection, they are the ones booed, you fucking morons
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>>684839029
he's right you're not doing yourself any favors by giving more exmples of what a condescending sefl satisfied faggot you are

you probably got beat up a lot as a kid and use diction as a substitute for masculinity
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>>684838888
Fuck you and your quads. Waffle House is a quality establishment, serving hungry patrons since 1955, with a smile.
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>>684839212
>i was just pretending!
Stupid teenage niggers...
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>>684838838
>Your bait
are you actually retarded?
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>>684837706

Jesus shit dude, we get it, you hate this bitch. You don't need to shoop her photos to make that point any more clear.

Fucking pussy ass bitch faggot.
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>>684837411
She's probably fucking the director again, just like the Snow White movie.
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>>684839394
>Waffle House is a quality establishment
And providing quality content for Worldstar since 2005.
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>>684839487
I understand you need to feel like you accomplished something by proving me wrong on the Internets.
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>>684832210

GTFO here OP you faggot.

KStew is the hottest chick around.
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>>684839720
You're thinking of Denny's. They are our main competitor.
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>>684838888
Yeah lay off waffle house. Too soon
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>>684839769
Let the little nigger speak for himself. It's obvious you're not him because you managed to capitalize letters make make a post that wasn't completely retarded.
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>>684832210
That forehead of hers could be sold to real estate developers.
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>>684838888
>paycheque
>Britfag jealous there's no Waffle House in his shitty Muslim nannystate
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>>684839368
I use diction as a vehicle for conveying thoughts without the inherent ambiguity that results from using 'fuck' as your only verb and 'shit' as your only noun. Honestly, I'm not at all self-satisfied; I have a problem with addiction, I'm undermotivated, and, at my current salary, I'll be dead before I can start living my dreams.

And I didn't get beat up as a kid. I've only lost one fight in my life, and I was piss drunk at the time so I didn't know when to quit. To qualify, though, I've always been a pretty big guy, and I haven't been in a lot of fights.
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>>684840119
>being illiterate and young
Your parents must not care about you at all.
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>>684832210
Some great movies were notoriously booed at Cannes.
Film critics are just a bunch of hacks. They're basically paid to sleep during movies, and then copy/paste what they read in the press kit. Fuck them.
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>>684839978
Let me guess your response will be PHOTOSHOP hurr durr
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>>684839883
>trying to gain cred by wearing a zep T-shirt

Fuckin lame. NEVER EVER dis Page this way bitch
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>>684838888
Whoever has the most money has to pay the other one, I think.
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>>684840210
>proves the previous poster's point for him
>pretends he's not an effeminate coward
>admits he's a fat CHUD
You're never going to touch a titty at this rate.
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>>684840003
only the big ones that would break it up into smaller lots to resell. her forehead could more accurately be described as a tract, not a parcel
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>>684840119
>Britfag
>off Amerifat north coast
>quality Amerifat edgymakashun
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>>684832210
I have seen only one movie with her (the Huntsman, and I cant remeber shit from it) but Ive read that she has some goddamn decent actingskills.
twillight might just not be the greatest place to show them
Kinda like Natalie Portman.
won an oscar, but the starwars prequels were impossible to be good in.
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>>684840433
>implying it's not photoshop
>pretending that beating me to the accusation makes it any less valid
Fight your own battles and you won't get told next time.
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>>684840556
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>>684840786
omg you really told me anon, I am shaking right now in fear. Your so alpha and i am so beta. It's very plain your fucking Twelve years old and have a tiny dick and over compensate by acting like such a mongoloid.
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>>684832210
Here's a screen cap I managed to sneak it out on my iPhone 6s plus
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>>684840556
That's me in the general yes has area. My knuckles are actually bloody right now. And drunk at 4AM the waffle house is a wonderful and magical place. So there
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