Older women you know and want to fuck.
Friends mom. Would love to fuck her brains out
Love her big tits. She has a hairy pussy also. Got an accidental glimpse of that hairy cunt once when she was wearing loose shorts and was not wearing panties
No bikini pics. Shes a friend. Do you know her?
Worked with her for a little while, and I don't know exactly why but she made me hard as fuck.
3&4, black and white. I would have a threesome with them and send there worn out bodies back to their respective husbands. They would both be pregnant too, like a tv show. Make it "45 and pregnant" and have to explain the circumstance and why it's the same father.
Sometimes it's the vibe. Decently shaped body, decent face. No beauty queen by any means, but you just want to mount them like a wild animal. I've met a few ladies like this, even a 70-something year old, something about her just screamed "I do it all and I do it WELL, I'm ungly but you will be well spent after a night with me!"
nigga that raggedy ass bitchs pictures have been getting shitposted in like every milf thread over the past 2 months
gtfo with your lies. i understand it's not your fault you don't know anyone/have friends in the first place. wait i don't understand, where was I going with that
oh yeah gtfo
What exactly constitutes a shit post? Must be a pic you don't like, I have a solution, Don't fuckng click the thumbnail. Last time I checked as long as post has to do with the thread in this case Older woman you want to fuck. She is older and I want to fuck her. So,go fuck Yoyrself .
you are shitposting at this very moment! you are starting to understand!
but this is a thread for OC. you are to post older women you know, you shitposting copypasta faget
pic related, totally my sister in law who i want to bang
i have the set too dipshit lol. got it the last time someone pretending to be "your brother" posted them
you must have a huge polygamous/cuck family. idk how many times i've heard the shit you are peddling
lol are you autistic? hahahahahah
That just must be a pic you don't like, I have a solution, Don't fuckng click the thumbnail. Last time I checked as long as post has to do with the thread in this case Older woman you want to fuck. She is older and I want to fuck her. I mean yeah it's not Original Content in a thread specifically for OC sure but I still want to fuck her. So,go fuck Yoyrself .
Sexy 50 year old with an ass as great as her tits
Don't have a pic of her, but I want to nail my former coworker. She's late 50s, not really that attractive, but she's petite like I like em. We get together very occasionally and hang out and drink; last time I told her I was DTF. She admitted same, so I said let's go ...and she got all weird, "anon I want your dick but I can't do that to your wife hurr durr".
What do, /b/?
Best I've got. None of the mom though unfortunately
you've been married how long and haven't corrupted that? you're an awful husband
just go fuck your former coworker, consider her saying "anon I want your dick but I can't do that to your wife hurr durr" as foreplay. because it is
She older now but I would do her right in her hairy momma bear
She's not really tiny, her butts just big compared to her waist
I fucking wish
Same, that is my dream. She's not into fucking a 20 something year old
want to bone her bad. tight yoga ass on her.
Sexy bar tender I know. Left is from when she was a model.
Bullshit she's not. Problem is you haven't cross-connected that part of her brain with you yet. Don't know enough about your situation to give pointers, but that's step one - just get the idea of you nailing her into her mind. She'll fantasize about it later.
work some angles, believe in yourself!
chicks love confidence
and dat ass and the fact she doesn't seem to mind you taking pictures of her screams that she loves pirates
(_)_):::::::::::::X~~ <---totally a pirate, see the eye patch?
I have another coworker that's always calling us lovers and she says something like "no, he's young enough to be my kid, that's creepy.
She's prob 5'10, always wears heals to work
Next time someone says something like that about you 2, don't be ashamed about it. Play it off cool, maybe funny, but suggestively if that makes sense. Put the idea in her head it doesn't have to be creepy, it can be fun. Very, very fun
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>I have another coworker that's always calling us lovers and she says something like "no, he's young enough to be my kid, that's creepy.
Fuck yeah! Step 1 already done. Step 2 is to (like >>684827058 said) make sure she knows that *you* don't think it's creepy. I can promise she doesn't think it's creepy - I guarandamntee she's already rubbed out a few thinking about it.
Step up, Anon. She's showing off that tightly-packed ass for you - high time you rode it
Maybe Someday ill fuck and/or get them nudes.
Nah m8, she's the one that says it'd be creepy since I'm so much younger. The slut I work with (not very hot) is the one saying me and the sexy milf are lovers
Whenever she says something about herself like "I'm fat" I tell the lady that she looks great. Ill probably just tell her she's hot next time
Neigboor xD in the Internet, can you find everything :P
yeah mfw best body pic i've got
she's wearing those tight pants for you. consider them gift wrapping
re-read this for more information and come back with the nudes she will let you take down the road. It might not be done by tomorrow, but there will be a day.
It's someone I have to work with, ya fuckin autist. I can't be all aggressive with it
Dude I am shaking my head.. If that milf says to you something like "i'm fat" that is considered 'an in' or a golden opportunity
Yes, tell her she's hot. Don't go all drooly retard on her, but communicate that to her
I didn't say "go in to work tomorrow and dry hump her leg", I said "communicate that you're DTF". If you can't work that out at an appropriate pace, then resign yourself to pulling in the bathroom to the pics of her ass (that she's put on fucking display for you!)
Other/ugly slut is saying all that "you're lovers" because (a) the chemistry is obvious and (b) ugly other/ugly slut is jealous.
Tell me this: is Hot Ass single?
no troubles. i didn't know her in hs. only seen pictures :-)
OK, wtf is the story with this shot? Clearly she's looking at you while you're taking this pic. She posing? She cool with you taking random pictures of her? Or you have a creepshot app and manage to pull this off while "looking something up" in conversation?
If it's either of the first 2, she's already got a fantasy narrative in her head with you. Get to it.
I am pretty bad at putting myself out there m nig, maybe I'm a little autist. And yeah, for some reason the slut is jealous. She started being a bitch since I started talking to milf more.
Yes, she's single. She got divorced a few years ago
must have been my son posting her. she is special
You are only proving our point more. Keep talking to milf
It's an app called svr nigger, video recording.
Game. Fucking. On.
Only way to stop being autistic is to stop being autistic. You're younger, she's divorced and older, you're SMV is almost certainly waaaaaay higher. Don't play her game, play *your* game: you're the prize in this equation, so fucking act like it.
As for "what next"? In a nutshell, just "act like a man": be decisive and assertive, not coy and demure. Make and don't break eye contact. Next time she says something self-deprecating ("I'm just not that attractive"), counter it with a strongly worded ("The fuck you are - I think you're pretty hot"). Work your way up to something innocuous outside of work - coffee is usually a low hurdle to clear mentally, so maybe start there. Progress as quickly as possible (next get-together) to somewhere with alcohol. Step TheLast: HIT THAT ASS.
And bring us pics/video of that glorious ass hard at work.
Really ugly but known her for a long time. Used to catch glimpses of her upskirts growing up. Used to take her dirty underwear and jerk off with them in the bathroom & wear them.
Heard her masturbating a few times. Shes been single for years and I think has given up on "dating" but I'm too beta to make a move.
She's never hinted anything sexual so I'd be a fool to try and move in.
Strongly worded is the only way this will work. You need to have confidence through this. If you want to expand her comfort zones, you're going to have to expand yours as well
Look at that ass and tell me it's not worth getting outside of your comfort zone. Just. Fucking. Look at that ass..
Are you being honest here. I remember seeing this set dumped a while back and if I recall correctly, it was the son dumping pics of his parents that he found on the computer...
see>>684830243. yes he does post her
gfs mom. got creepshots and bikini shots if anyone should be interested.
let me know
I will try my boys. And I'd definitely share it with y'all. It definitely is one of the most beautiful asses I've seen
what do u wanna see then?
creep of ass, creep of tits, cleavage or bikini shots?
I was so close to fucker her but I started a relationship with other girl and everything just went to hell.
remember, you are not ashamed to express those wants and desires. even if not-hot slut starts giving you shit, which she might seeing how she is already showing signs of being jelly, you are not ashamed of those feels. milf does not have to be either
Just don't be a moran - don't send texts/emails, don't be overt when there are coworker witnesses, and back off real quick at the first sign of crazy. If you do all that and shit really does go sideways, you should be able to "plausibly deny" your way out and make it sound like *she* was getting "weird" on you.
Thats what everyone thinks lol. Everyone of my friends wants to fuck her and I know they can, she is a complete slut. I mean look at her, she goes clubbing every weekend
Yep. I've been over before alone and she's wearing a very transparent nighty dress thing. Saw her tits, dark nipples as expected.
I can go over to her place whenever she wants where no one will be home for 8 hours.
Went over the other day. We talked for a bit about normal stuff then she watched tv while I sat there.
Honestly I think the only way anything would happen is if she was drinking.
Maybe the same person
OP is a wimp. The lady was showing her pussy by accident. She wanted that young cock. OP was too stupid to figure that out. Missed the chance to fuck his friends mom.
Don't forget to post the pic you have. Might be the same person.
no problem. He get's a little over eager sometimes, working on him
I want to fuck her so bad.
Ok ill go dig her facebook
Yeah that wouldn't be good, I'd rather not be jobless.
Well, thanks to everyone that face the good advice.
I'm out nigs