so i am watching this movie right now, and got so fucking bored

It's a remake of Star Wars Ep 4. Pretty simple really.

I fell asleep during it in the theater

literally there was no point for the movie to continue past the first 10 minutes. when the black dude and the bitch were on the desert planet, why did the "first order" only send 2 fucking tie fighters and 4 fucking storm troopers? if they wanted that shit so bad, why didnt they send a fucking fleet of 20 tie fighters to blow everything the fuck up like they did on the second jungle planet?

>>683568233
this is whats pissing me off. i literally stopped watching at the part where leia and han are sitting around planning how to disable the "shields" to destroy the "planet weapon" (deathstar 2.0). literally the same exact plot as ep 4 but with shittier acting

i guess the only saving grace is the lack of cheesy powerpoint screen swipes for scene changes

also the fact disney is trying so hard to promote inter racial couples is fucking desperately pathetic

harrison ford is too old for this shit. if they had brought him in as an advisor it would make sense, but he looks like steven segal trying to waddle around shooting his blaster with 1 liners

>>683568233
that's not really a bad thing though

so no one has opinions on this shit? is there any reason to watch the next star wars or should we just give up

>>683568153
nice b8, fuckin degenerate

>>683568233
Not really but this is a bad thing why exactly?

i didnt even watch it. its not a star wars movie. its a reboot cash grab jewish thing

lol

>>683569235

no bait, will not spend money on star wars again

>>683568153
Of course its shit retard, go buy Deadpool NAO!!!!

>>683568153
Bragging about having no taste?

>>683569035
We all just need to admit that Harrison Ford carried the entire movie. If it wasn't for him the thing would have been pure unadulterated crap. I haven't any feckin clue how they're gonna fill two other movies without him....

>>683569341
Okay, I mean go ahead. I love star wars and know probably more than anybody I know but alright

are we supposed to believe a nigger storm trooper could even compete with a sith lord in a lightsaber battle?

what kylo ren freezes everyone with the force in every other scenee but somehow doesnt think to do it in his lightsaber battles against some coal burner and her nigga?

I love it. Watched it 6 times.

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>>683568153
>>683568302
>>683568311
>>683568459
>>683568665
HEY THE 11%, YOU ARE FAGS

>>683568459
Oldfag reporting in.
Those screen swipes were cutting edge at the time. They were all the rage.
How very blown our minds were in the early 80s when the star swipe hit the scene...

>>683569389
i have fucking taste asshole, this shit is garbage stop trolling

>>683569489
He wasn't a Sith Lord yet, dummy. He hadn't even finished his training and had just been shot in the gut by Chewies crossbow laser thing.

>>683569497
nice b8 m8

>>683569403
i will say i do like the starfighter battle scenes, even if the dialog is garbage filler between the pilots

it is basically remake of star wars ep 4 with multiculturalism and feminism of 21st century

>>683569558
people are idiots. harry potter is fucking gay too and that shit is highly rated on imdb

>>683569379
deadpool is even fucking gayer

>>683569959
this is what is probably triggering me the most about it. why do they have to make such a in your face attempt at showing the black dude holding hands with the white girl? yes we can see it, we dont need the characters to dialog it multiple times that they are holding hands you faggot try hard SJWs

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>>683569995

why hasnt chewbaca aged? not even a gray whisker on his face

>>683568153
It's a Star Wars movie. They're all shit. It had nothing to live up to.

that romance was fucking boring and didn't feel real

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You all are cucks who criticize everything you watch! You will forever...never... enjoy a movie... such as this, because u cant even open your godamn mind to new things. I enjoyed this movie very much. It was different, it was much darker. Were at the point where all the good jedis are dead and there are scarce few. This is the end times.

>>683568153
1) an empire is after a droid with important information.

2) droid crashes in sand world, is helped by orphan.

3) now involved, orphan and droid need an escape of the planet.

4) orphan comes across father figure who seems involved with the rebellion and information inside the droid.

5) turns out that this evil empire has massive weapon.

6) father figure dies. Attention focuses on the evil empire.

7) orphan and friends take part in destroying the super weapon.

The shit movie is a re-skinned Ep. IV with SJW influence. Female lead, nigger partner, evil white race.

sorry guys you can close the thread, i dont know what i was expecting. star wars movies have been shit after return of the jedi. i just always hope the next new one is going to be better than garbage, even a 5/10, but total letdown every time. force awakens might as well had jar jar binks

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It's not a bad movie. It's just not even as good as the shitty prequels.

>>683569988
. . . . but you are people. . . . so you are an idiot. . .

(Nice dubs btw)

>>683568153
>big scary villain
>gets his ass handed to him by Mary Sue with literally no lightsaber training
SJW cancer has even taken Star Wars.

>>683570392
does attaching a photo of an ultimate edgelord make you feel closer to your edgy element?

and here we all thought it couldnt get worse than the constantly changing lucas vision.

i cant teven decide what i liked worse, other than the rehash feminist affirming plot

emo vader in his pointless mask with the cheesy lightclaymore that he swings like a club either while fighting or throwing bitch tantrums is near the top of the list though

>>683569689
It's true. It's entertaining if you don't pick it apart like a fanatical nerd. I caught the logical errors too but fuck it, it's a movie about space robots and shit. I liked it and would watch it again.

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>>683570540

>>683570392
darker? it was full of fucking ridiculous harry potter child faggotry

well shit just ended
>directed by jj abrams

i guess that explains everything

>>683570679
>space robots and shit
yeah, science fiction not some fairy tale. it's not a license to do whatever you want

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>>683570589

>>683569027

It is when they do a shit job of it.

>>683570540
this triggered me greatly

also, if luke didnt want to be found, why did he leave a fucking map to his location in the first place?

>>683570700
>le girl power icon wrecks the grandson of darth fucking vader
>b-but you're a fedora if you point that out
Only an SJW deals in absolutes.

>>683570832
Dancing around the fact that you were called out doesn't make you any funnier or less visible.

>>683570392
>new things
episode IV: a new hope is new now???

you want to watch dark? go watch a fucking daniel fincher movie

why the fuck did we go to see it? I know there was good buzz but that's just other people's opinions. where is the critical element? why didn't we judge better? instead we gave these fucks money to perpetrate this trash.

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>>683568153
1.It's a ripoff of new hope and other star wars films.

2.Han Solo dyed like a bitch.He should have died like George Cloneys character in gravity or Bruce Willis's in armagedon.

3.Kylo Ren is a weak autistic piece of shit that looks like he was modeled after a school shooter/town rapist. He can hardly qualify as padowan MUCH less a sith lord.

>>683570832
>>683571075
prove not samefag plz

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star wars was cool when i was 12
only this trash wouldnt be cool even if i was 12

shits lame man

>>683570392
Yeah, but now jedi dont even have to train for years. they just have to think it and BAM. fucking jedi master

>>683570679
first 10 minutes of movie. 1st order bad guys with capability of destroying entire planet after one droid of utmost importance to their cause, per their great leader. decide to only send 2 tie fighters and 2 storm troopers down to go get it. somehow fail against part scavenging girl and unarmed black storm trooper.

i mean we had shock and awe in operation iraqi freedom for some backwater dictator with 30 year old gas artillery shells, youd think that millions of years into the future, they would also go all in with their forces if something was so important

>>683571161
In some aspects, their talents do shine through (force powers). However, I found the lightsaber combat to be fairly awkward and cumbersome-looking. Which is a great thing! Because there are no people to train fluid lightsaber fighting styles. So you kinda just swing your arm around hoping you dont die. I dunno, it made sense in my mind when I watched it.

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>>683571145

>>683571050
at first i thought kylo ren was pretty cool with that lightsaber and suit and shit but then he got his ass handed to him by some random girl with no training whatsoever

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>>683568878

>>683570989
luckily im only out 2 bucks on a rental, but this rental confirmed i will never pay for a theater release of this trash

>>683568153
Reason why Deadpool is better:

Deadpool is /b/ personified

>>683571161
Well they also skipped all of Whats his faces training at the Degobah System and they didn't show how long its been.

>>683571410
Deadpool is essentially all of us, even the autistic one

>>683570414
This better be fucking b8

>>6835715(different anon)
Yeah pretty much kek

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tfa is best

>>683571317
watch the original trilogy then watch TFA and maybe you wil see how shit it is
its a shit movie for a dumbed down populace that would have only been rated painfully mediocre if it werent "star wars"

>>683571542
Saved*

>>683568153
Yeah it's kinda annoying how insanely overpowered the girl is. Speaks every language. Best fighter, best pilot etc. No flaws. Really destroyed the movie for me how insanely good she was at everything.
I mean they use the force as a quick fix to everything rather than any actual effort.

alright guys you can go home

i just watched unforgiven last night, so you can see how big of a letdown this was

>>683570983
Bite my shiny metallic ass

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kylo ren is best bad guy

>>683571717
>unforgiven
the Clint Eastwood movie? That shit was awesome.

>>683568153
It´s EP 4 with a bigger budget. personally, better than ep 4 unless you are a nostalgicfag

>>683571207
>fanatical nerd shit

The special effects were outstanding. Saw it in IMAX 3-D, was awesome.

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>>683570962

>>683571650
i think movies in general are getting this way. at least the "wide releases" that have "hype" around them. these "blockbusters" tend to be the shittiest movies by far, dumbed down for non-america immigrant 4th graders

>>683570906
Here's a few thoughts you cunt. Kyli was shot in the side with Chewbacca's weapon that simply killed most stormtorropers. It wasn't a huge emphasis, but they made a point to show that he was bleeding and in pain during the fight. Furthermore, you don't know who Rey is yet. She may be Luke's daughter or a reincarnation of the chosen one (Anakin). Quit complaining and enjoy the movie

>>683569035

I agree with you on how weak the TFA is.
You can blame it all on bad writing, but let's face it...the writing took a turn for the worse when Lucas decided to run with the whole family bullshit.

Rogue One looks better.

TBH, if I had my way, I'd rewind it to the filthy worn look of ANH. burning corpses made it gritty.
Like the end of Bonny and Clyde where they both get riddled with bullets for 5 minutes or like in old movies where Nazis just machine gun some innocent people, it really needs some more brutal reality to offset its fantasy elements.

>>683571707
>Best fighter
have you gone full retard?
the main bad guy/faggot whos face is god damn horrible to even remember cant even fight for shit.
darthmaul would 2v1 them with only his dick

>>683571872
*kylo

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you guys probably thought indiana jones 4 was good too.

>>683571650
>would have only been rated painfully mediocre if it werent "star wars"
people really are this dumb. something is huge therefore it must be good or i'm going to say it's good. can't go against the general idea, can we?

>>683571815
youre telling me. the fucking end in the saloon. so fucking badass

"any man that dont wanna get killed, clear on out now"

>>683571815
Can confirm. Great movie.

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>>683570906

>>683571872
i thought it was clear she was the twin of kylo ren?

>>683571872
>Furthermore, you don't know who Rey is yet. She may be Luke's daughter or a reincarnation of the chosen one (Anakin
Bullshit. no training =/= WRECKING DARTH VADER'S GRANDSON
no matter how injured he is

>>683571872
I liked that they showed blood in this one, added a bit of realism to it all.

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>>683571924
Best fighter in that movie by far.
Who gives a fuck about Darth maul? He was a cunt who killed the best star wars character ever.

>>683571969
>>683571980
Anons confirmed for good taste

>>683571465
but he DID train
this bitch was basically a fucking scavenger the day before she beat down the badass emo kid who was powerful enough to stop a blaster bolt in mid air

You faggots are starting to sound a shitton like the SJW's and femanazi's we tear apart. You find so much to complain about where yiu dont need to. The goal of the movie was to just tell a new story (even though its almost a remake) and to just give the audience something to enjoy without becoming too heavy

>>683572134
the best fighter they had was a piece of shit garbage
the fag lord sith cant even fight for shit
its like saying the best swimmer is someone else without including micheal philps

>>683572149
thanks, i was OP btw. any other /b approved movies you guys can suggest? i have the week off so im catching up. was considering renting the bond movie spectre for tomorrow

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>>683572183

>>683572149
Haha! That's ironic because I'm one of those anons and I am getting reamed for liking the new Star Wars movie.

>>683572258
i think it was clear the goal of the movie was to milk a name series for cash and promote the liberal SJW agenda for political correctness

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i got to 45mins then stopped finished watching it a week later it was shit, i dont know where all the hype come from

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>>683568153
kylo Ren is basically JP from Grandmas boy...( but with a lighsaber) >pick related

>>683572368
Obv Godfather 1/2
The Usual Suspects
Chinatown
and Thunderball if you're into Bond
All I can think of for now.

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hey lets talk about billion dollars movies that suck

>>683572440
>Haha! That's ironic because I'm one of those anons and I am getting reamed for liking the new Star Wars movie.
Different strokes for different folks
anyone who likes Unforgiven is forgiven in my book

>>683572343
The best swimmer in the race. Why is Michael Phelps relevant in a race he isn't swimming in?

that nigger was fucking boring. he helped rey because it was the right thing to do. is this really the fucking state of writing these days?

>>683572102
He could easily have been killed by that bowcatser shot. And you also assume Kylo has had tons of training which he doesn't seem to have had either. Look at the way he blocked bullets with his sabre. He chopped at them rather than just deflecting them. He has no control over his emotions at all. Even further than that, Snoke the mysterious powerful bad guy told Kylo to bring the girl because he knew she was special (he wanted to trade out Kylo for the Rey because he knew she was more powerful) Sit down bitch, you're fighting a loosing argument

OP here. to be clear, i can say some good things about the movie. obviously the CGI was amazing. but fuck me if the shit dialog from rando characters was way too forced and contrived, not to mention the distractions of the retarded plot angles. this movie could have had so much potential, it was a shame really. unless spielberg, tom hanks, or clint eastwood directs the next starwars movie you can count me out

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>>683572258

Who cares if it's bad?

IT'S STAR WARS.

It's like pizza. When it's great, it's awesome and when it's bad, it's still bretty gud.

>>683572501
thanks, ive seen all of those (both thunderballs btw). im pretty well versed in the classics, was more wondering about stuff in the past 5 years since i dont really keep up with the pop culture shit as much

>>683572669
are you 12 and wat is this?

>>683572501
If you can find it:

Papillon (Steve McQueen & Dustin Hoffman)

>>683572475
there was hype before the movie. the only way that happens is if it's bullshit.

>>683572258
No its not it was made to oppress girls like me i got so triggered i had to leave the movie theater i cryed all night that night till my anime body pillows were wet with my tears

>>683572606
it IS the ate we live in

>>683572569
because he is the best swimmer in the world so not having him in the competition means everyone else in the race sucks
that movie had 0 actual fighters, only faggots with swords

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>>683568153
yfw i havent seent it and im nevar gonna see it. im nevar gonna see cpt merica either.

>>683572669
I like this guy(meme guy)

>>683572766
concur, $200m marketing campaigns

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>>683570393
Man if you take to any stars wars fan they will say the same fucking thing and still say it is an amazing movie!!!!!! Myself included

What that movie needed was Paulie Shore.

>>683572766
well yes hype was the wrong choice of words but i was only midly looking forward to it, ti sat on my hdd for 2 weeks before i watched it, practical effects were cool, that faggotry wasnt

>>683572018
i fucking hate chris rock

>>683572765
The book is really good too i read it in jail. Pretty much have the same taste in movies i own usual suspects and chinatown. Felon is a good one.

>>683572627
except why trade out when you can have 2 sith lords? see, makes no sense

>>683572748

Fuck you faggot.

>>683572447
>milk the name
Bullshit, they made a great movie and added a great story to make the series continue onwards (Disney did pay a shitton for it, so they better try and make their money back) Avoiding as much conflict as possible was also strategic too probably, but so long as the story and adventure is still good regardless, I have no problem with them doing that. Appealing to PC culture is only bad if it takes away from the story.

>>683572922
moron thats chris tucker

>>683572644
>CGI was amazing
right. people went into the movie and were blown away by that. it wasn't even stand out.

cgi.. what?

The movie was so unremarkable. I used to be a Star Wars fan but I've completely forgotten the plot. It's not as bad as Transformers or Trek2009, but pretty close.

>>683572765
This
Steve McQueen is God

>>683572811
Who cares kys

>>683573023
star wars episode VIII: the first order strikes back

>>683572447
This is truth.

>>683572644
I can agree with that. It could've been better, smarter. But it's still a movie intended to include kids as part of its overall audience so I can forgive the dumbing down to a degree. The CGI is spectacular and some of shots were as well (the X-wings coming in over water, the deserted star destroyers on Jakku, etc...).

>>683573023
>added a great story
>literally the first Star Wars again
>no explanation how we got here, without even the brief galactic politics we got in A New Hope

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>>683573093
you forgot it because they rehashed and pastiched the plots of all the other star wars movies to create it. ground up and boiled nutrient slurry. and as you can tell, some of the faggots and autists out there liked it! they're arguing about the fine points of this shit and even filling in the gaps for the lazy film-makers. wow!

so can anyone recommend OP something decent to rent/watch for tomorrows movie night to cleanse my palate of this garbage?

>>683568302
same, but to be fair the seats were comfy recliners and i was sleep deprived af

>>683572995
I hate to bring up this shit, but its the "rule of two". For some reason there is only supposed to be like 2 of them at a time, but regardless... its clear Snoke has some ability to seduce people to the dark side, and he just wants the more powerful. I mean don't you remember THE EMPEROR tried to trade for Luke, dumbass. Its just what they do

>>683573327
go read a book written after 1700 and before 1940 instead. itll work better

im thinking of watching 'there will be blood' since its on netflix now, thoughts?
>>683573327

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Star wars 4.1 - NOW PC!!!!!

>>683568153

Star Wars has been garbage since 1978.

>>683568153
why is it only now coming out that this was a hack job of jj abramsical proportion. do you assholes have any idea how much greif i got during the after cum glow of this whore of a movie. even everybody here all you swags need to go suck on a non-wookie dick

>>683573444
nice trips, what book do you recommend? last book i read was "the adventures of huckleberry finn and tom sawyer"

>>683573448
how old are you, op. underage b&?

this thread isn't about you, btw, it's about the shiity movie that is tfa

>>683572740
American Hustle was pretty good.

>>683573488
lmao holy shit hollywood really thinks america is that dumb

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>>683573488

>>683572627
you know the writing is shit when the movies fans have to try so fucking hard to justify it.

>>683573448
Good movie, depressing, but worth watching.

>>683573637
i recommend The 42nd Parallel by Dos Passos

its fairly short, well written, entertaining, and has insightfully designed characters. forgotten classic

>>683573719
america is that dumb

>>683573666
im 31. havent had time this last year because of work to keep up on any of these "big" hit movies, so i am catching up now. was considering renting the bond movie spectre tomorrow as well

>>683572865
that's because its an exact copy of a movie you already liked. it's just lazy storytelling.

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>>683568153
>starts with weak little girl scavenger
>shows some really shitty puppet prop bird
>sells garbage to pawnbroker
>gets a shitty deal
>SurprisedShesNotBeenRapedYet.jpeg
>scared stormtrooper enters pic
>steals jacket
>sees weak girl in need of help
>she 'can handle herself'
>bad choreography
>weak little girl makes very unconvincing badass
>Fast forward through boring shit
>stormtrooper uses lightsaber
>uses it like pro
>(any unskilled weilder would have taken their own leg off)
>beats stormtrooper who has been trained to fight jedi
>kills him
>gets into shitty fight with kylo
>he actually puts up a fight against a trained sith
>finally sith kills him
>again, untrained little girl puts up 'good' fight
she goes and finds father
>lukes face when the child he never wanted shows up at his doorstep

>>683568153
>>683573488
Yea the fact that its a complete copy of IV isnt what makes it complete shit. Its the fact that the main 3 characters have 0 acting talent and the script was written by one of the worlds biggest fucking idiot douches is what makes it shit.

If they fixed those 2 things it would be 8/10. Fix a few more things and it could be 10/10

>>683568153
>>>683572627
>you know the writing is shit when the movies fans have to try so fucking hard to justify it.


>>YOU KNOW THE COMPLAINING IS SHIT WHEN ASSHOLES LIKE U HAVE TO DESTORY FUCKING GOOD MOVIES.

>>683573679
thanks, i will add it to my list of movies to see

>>683568153
star wars is an experience.

watching it alone in a dark room will give you a bad experience.

>>683573327
pop a couple beers and cringe at sharknado

>>683568153
Yeah same shit happened to me when I first tried to watch it. I ended up finishing it but it took me like 3 viewings. It's just all about the marketing and pandering to what they think a disney audience would like in a star wars movie.

>>683573845
Kylo didnt kill him
>implying this and that

>>683573719
maybe it's supposed to be similar though. not in some shitty rip-off way but because rey and anakin are linked somehow. still could be shit and rip-offey nonetheless.

>>683573845
am i the only one wondering why kylo wasnt raping her in the forest when he had her frozen/stuck with the force?

>>683573845
>he actually puts up a fight against a trained sith
if only the sith was not trained by a god damn retard
the entire saber fight looked like a bunch of amateurs swinging a sword for the first time.

>>683573811
rent the big hit, shit was funny as fuck

>>683573858
can you imagine if spielberg got put in charge of it?? people would be talking about the movie for the next generation

>>683574080
gr8 b8 m8

star wars fans are the worst, may the fourth is the gayest shit ever you turbonerd fags

>>683573921
haha did that last year

>>683573945
maybe the fact the movie was marketed to little kids is what annoys me so much

>>683573743
Fair point, but I honestly didn't have to think too much about it. I was genuinely surprised about all the bitching about the movie because from my viewpoint, it was great. There was all kinds of shit about how stupid R2D2 turning back on was, which I understood, but I also knew it was necessary and made sense to me because in the flashback Luke did something to R2D2 when he put his hand on him all dramatically

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>>683574182
fact

I really just don't like JJ Abrams. I didn't like the Star Trek movies, I didn't like Cloverfield, I didn't like Lost.

I can't for the life of me see how I would have been able to like TFA as long as Abrams was in the director's chair.

>>683574009
/thread

A good response to the right thread on the wrong board.

>>683573811
I'm in my 40's, hasn't been much that seemed appealing to me outside of all the superhero movies. Loved Godzilla. Liked American Hustle a lot. Road Warrior: Fury Road was entertaining. I need to catch up on Spectre too. Never likes Bond much until the Daniel Craig movies

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>>683574009

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Both female and nigger lead.
>Fucking filthy SJWs

>>683574182
I'm sorry I really enjoy something you don't

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Look at racism in this movie

>>683570248
Chewie is hundreds of years old. Wookiees don't age like humans, faggot. Learn the lore.

>>683573845
>>shows some really shitty puppet prop bird

You would've prefer a shitty CGI bird then? pick your poison.

>>683574445
>has woman in it.
>has black dude in it

Bam! instant SJW propaganda.
I tried to avoid getting in a fight with you over-analysts.

Just because it featured a whole planet made of sand means it's trying to make you like sandniggers.

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>>683574048
thats bad choreography
>kylo is suppose to be trained sith
>kylo is high ranking and must be skilled

>untrained little girl puts up even fight
>untrained storm trooper puts up almost even fight and dies
>stormtrooper has at least had combat training
>really, really shit movie with two fucking sequels

take star wars ep 2 for example:
>count dooku is trained sith
>takes down trained jedi and arrogant apprentice with ease
>puts up fight against yoda

who the fuck is a little girl against a trained sith
>the franchise is dead
>get over it

>>683572803
So all medals given out once Phelps is dead are worthless?

>>683574539
lmao! this is reading too much into things, luke is white and on the light side....

Plotholes and fanfiction: the movie

OP here, i really liked these movies if that helps you guys recommend anything similar

interstellar
the departed
special correspondents
moon
gran torino
black hawk down
truman show
forrest gump
memento
blood diamond
zodiac
indiana jones trilogy
the untouchables
aliens
the shining
downfall
unforgiven

>>683574659
the bird was completely unnecessary, the only reason it was their was because the promised to add real props like the original trilogy.

but yes cgi would have been better than that pathetic excuse for a prop

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>>683575025
entertaining scifi
>pandorum

>>683575136
thanks matey

>>683574852
>bad movie
>bad choreography
im glad i didnt watch it in the cinema

>>683574048
this, the whole fight was like a joke compared to the amazing fight at the end of ep 3

>>683568459
Most of the acting in the originals was bad too, except for a few people. Mark Hamill was a bad actor back then. He's good now that he's been doing it for years, but he wasn't in those movies.

It was a bad movie. But anyone who didn't see that coming is kinda dumb.

>>683575440
the last fight scene was like watching jar jar binx 24/7

>>683575025
Similar tastes.
Machine gun preacher is pretty good.

>>683575025
just look up the fimography for clint eastwood or david fincher and pick something. both directors are pretty solid to their style

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>>683574539
>look at all those imaginary unborn white babies, dont you see we're controlled by the jews?!?

>>683575440
have you ever watch retarded kids having a sword fight in a playground
>yup. its like that

also, emo vader had way better moves when he was beating the shit out of inanimate objects during his tantrums

>>683575025
watch splice if you want to creep out, and valhalla rising

>>683575025
recommended Movies
3:10 to yuma
boy and his dog
Children of men
dead mans shoes
donnie darko
dredd
end of watch
Evil dead 1,2,3
jarhead
labyrinth
leon
silent hill 1,2
the assassination of jesse james
the count of monte cristo (2002)
the crow
dark crystal
fifth element
the fountain
truman show
the uninvited
true lies

subbed/animated
bittersweet life
Akira
castle in the sky
children who chase lost voices
crouching tiger hidden dragon
departures
encounters of the spooky kind
evangelion 1,2 maybe 3
final fantasy spirits within
Flash point
from up on poppy hill
ghost in the shell
girl who leapt through time
goemon
grave of the fireflies
howls moving castle
I saw the devil
ichi the killer?
my neighbor totoro
nausicca
oldboy
ong bak
princess mononoke

>not related but will keep you from making shitty threads
>good-average movies

>>683576100
thanks, have seen everything on the movies list except:

boy and his dog
dead mans shoes
Evil dead 2,3
silent hill 1,2
the crow
the fountain
the uninvited


have actually been wanting to watch the crow for a long time, is it overhyped cult classic or actually good film material?

>>683575285
it honestly was overhyped

I watched people talk about the feminist influence in it making it bad but I didnt accept that as the root cause. If you watch any movie with a strong female lead, the protaganist isnt the issue. Terminator 2 comes to mind and that was a well made movie. These fuckers made the movie look good with the vast amounts of money they threw at it but the money went to the wrong places.
>the protagonist was shit
>the story was shit
>the 'star wars' element was shit

I want you all to try and fathom this idiocy ok.
>Starwars original trilogy
>empire owns death star
>controlling government of galaxy
>does what ever the fuck they want
>blow up planets n shit
>death strat is destroyed by rebels
>start to re build
at this point the empire are nazis in the eyes of imperial citizens
>second death star gets destroyed
>rebels win
>empire destroyed

>Starwars Ep 7
>third, larger death star is allowed to be created
>republic allows remaining imperial forces to build planetary death star
>republic gets destroyed
>planet gets destroyed

how the fuck does that even happen; look at history for fuck sake
>WW1 German Army = enemy
>Win
>Germans are finished
>WW2 German Army = enemy
>Win
>Germans are finished
>WW3....
>nope
>Germans no longer have army
>allies presence remains in germany

>>683569558
oh look, the sjws know how to vote

>>683576771
not the anon who suggested
the crow is alright. it lives in its own world which you will either love or hate

>>683576771
I think its good
Its really entertaining

Its not an artistic, 10/10 movie but its original and quite dark and entertaining

It's the most nitpicked film of all time. Jesus Christ could have come down from heaven, resurrected Ingmar Bergman, and have him direct the greatest Star Wars script ever written and Star War fans would have gone "meh." Now I know why Lucas was so done with the series.

>>683568153
Movie would have been better if fucking JJ did not cut out the 30 minutes that he did, and being such a pleb and not wanting to release all the deleted scenes on the blu ray (only deciding to release 5 minutes worth of deleted scenes).

What the utter fuck?

>>683576771
>boy and his dog
must see, very entertaininig post apocalyptic
great ending
>dead mans shoes
revenge film set in england, makes you rage with a slice of reality
>Evil dead 2,3
2 is essentially remake of 1 but turns into parody and opens for 3
>silent hill 1,2
really dark, based on games 1 and 3
I love it
>the crow
dark, gothic revenge film based on superhero vigilante
spoiler:brandon lee dies at the start
>the fountain
more metaphorical and artistic than entertaining.
got me thinking a little. watched it because I was told it was a film about immortals living through history...
its not
>the uninvited
great one time watch film, re watching enlightens you

>>683576902
Although I liked it (not going to waste time explaining) I like how you constructively, and politically criticized it, rather than just saying it was SJW cancer or some shit.

>>683569399
>We all just need to admit that Harrison Ford carried the entire movie.
Fucking this. He was my favorite part.

Now that he's dead, it fucking sucks

>>683577157
>see TFA the first time
>the fuck i just see?
>watch it a second time. maybe wil grow on me
>well shit
>third times a fucking charm
>i dont even...

i bet that is pretty much what happened and why a those litte bits got picked out of he whole so quickly

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>>683569558
That isn't voted by fans anon. Rotten Tomatoes only counts the critics votes.

Go and read the IMDB ratings. So many users gave it bad reviews there.

>>683577323
things that would have improved movie
>rei was told to build up some musle
>rei was seen regularly training her body
>rei was a refined, wise, martial artist

>stormtrooper relived his experience a few times
>stormtrooper was shit with lightsaber
>stormtrooper got rekt by anti jedi trooper

>kylo did some acrobatics
>rei and kylo fight more refined
>more jumping about
>more sword play
>more force play

>better script

>>683577771
And also show Rey reading a book about force powers/mind tricks of the old jedi which explains how she knew how to use the force on a stormtrooper.

fucking bitch was able to do everything fucking SJW writers with no plot that explained this

>>683577771
>hings that would have improved movie

not reworking the literal script of a new hope

>>683577542
yeah, I watched it and it wasnt so much sjw influenced. It has a hint of sjw but for other reasons

Sjws always want something for nothing, they want a female hero who got there without effort
they want equality by demanding special treatment.

the problem was rei was to skinny and she was poorly choreographed. I would have liked to see the character as a semi-wise, muscular, core training, martial artist but instead we see a scruffy, untrained, scrawny street kid

Episode IV and VII are the only watchable movies in the series. Everything, including Empire, misses the point of the monomyth.

>>683577651
and yet it got 8.4/10
I've recently noticed a lot of movies being extremely over rated on imdb.
I remember inseption was no.1 on their top 100 movies of all time. Its really sad

>>683577501
>film about immortals living through history

i really wish there were more highlander type movies, the premise is so awesome

>>683577867
>Rey reading a book about force powers/mind tricks
well, no. I understand that aspect. she is lukes daughter and has inherited them genetically and when trapped she initiates a fight or flight response. I know what you mean though. It was really out of place that she would request to be released in that way

>>683578012
there are ways to diversify and assimilate a script in such a way that it isnt shit. the previous movie stories werent bad...
>bad writing/interpretation

>>683578259
the last witch hunter

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It's shit.

>>683578474
TFA was not supposed to be a reboot
reworking an old script for a reboot is somewhat acceptable

TFA had all sort of possibilities
they could have pulled us al into by starting it off in peacetime. dive into some of the back story on what the classic characters have been doing the past 30 years, except luke who disappeared for unknown reasons (he felt the threat that was approaching and felt is wise to go super jedi yoda mode

i suck at writing and im just spewing crap, but even with tham im confident i could have done better than what we got. thats simply not acceptable

>>683568302
sugar crash? you were in your jedi robes weighing 600lbs?

how was the latest mad max?

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>>683579703
It was also shit.

>>683569035
Yes give up and save your soul... Anything as hyped as star wars is always gonna be a massive disappointment.

nerd culture is full with some of the most diehard-assholes in history, i for my part liked the movie

>>683569399
Han was always my favorite character in there and Ford is a solid actor. Why, of all people, did they kill him off? I agree: the rest of the movies will suck without him.

>>683581722
would have been fine if he died heroically.

sadly han solo will never see sto-vo-kor

>>683569399
Are you kidding? He's way too old to play Han now.

The movie had no redeeming qualities. It was nothing but a steaming pile of SJW garbage.

>>683580349
streaming it right now

at this point im so used to disappointment that it doesnt even matter anymore

>>683571827
>nostalgicfag
nostalfag

>>683583651
>nostalfag
notafag

>>683568153
Never seen any of the SW movies and pirated this shit, gona watch in few days prob. Not expecting anything great.

>>683568153
It seemed to me like the entire movie was just setting the stage for a future movie. There were several minutes that were nearly enjoyable.
4/10

>>683569399
What the fuck dude, a spoiler alert would have been nice. Cunt.