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Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA

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Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA
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What's your favorite pizza topping?
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>>683565759
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>>683565759
how hot was it?
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>>683565885
butter chicken pizza
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why do black people say axe instead of ask?
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>>683565971
Butter than nothing.
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>>683565953
i got out early so it was not hot
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>>683566001
dont know any black people. this is alberta
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what did you leave behind that you really wanted to take with you?
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>>683565759
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"The fire rises"
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>>683566184
I left almost everything. I didnt think the fire was going to be that bad and id be back at work the next day. Left my tvs, desktop, and everything.
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>>683566161
>dont know any black people
Just your neighbors if they didn't get out in time.
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Will you check my dubs?
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>>683565759
Do you want big dick inside your asshole?
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>>683565759
Did you use your house to roast marshmallows? They're delicious.
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>>683566517
check your dubs ?
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>>683566632
No i did not. That sounds like fun. who doesnt like a good old oil and gas fire
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Everything is hazy as shit because of your damn fires
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>>683565759
How's HO insurance covering you, anon? Are you going to be okay, did you lose family memories or just property?
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>>683566444
Nice trips, even better joke
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>>683566618
who is big dick?
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>>683566806
i just moved into the place 4 months ago so i didnt have all that much stuff and memories. all my memories are on facebook.
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>>683566806
Or, even more horrifying than memories, were there any trapped pets?
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>>683566872
Obviously not mine cause its 2 inches
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>>683565759
Is Guy Fieri the best candidate for the next mayor of Flavorton?
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>>683567035
That's good, man, at least you're not some dad with tons of pictures of your kids and dead parents to lose.
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>>683565759
Did you get any of these?
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>>683567035
Was your Fleshlight salvageable?
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>>683565759
I'm sorry for your losses man
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>>683567041
nope no pets. im sure other people left there grand parents and pets they didnt want any more behind
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Nigga you homeless? lals im on fire 2night nigga
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>>683567041
Just the gerbil up his anus, which he carried to safety.
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>>683567321
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>>683566038
>butter then nothing
Underrated post
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>>683567138
I saw those kicking around on the internet but i didnt see them in person. LIke i said. I left for edmonton before all the help and support came for the rest of the people
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>>683566161

Sounds like a nice place.
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>>683565759
burn in hell horsefucker alberta sucks
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>>683565759
Age?
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When you cook hamburgers how do you like them? burnt like your house?
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>>683567742
kys
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will homeowners insurance pay for your loss?
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>>683565759
serious question
Im out of a job right now
is FMcM looking for volenteers to fight the fires?
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how did everything get so fucked? how were they unable to contain the fire?
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>>683568160
not op, but they are hiring ppl for clean up and rebuilding starting at 14 an hour
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>>683568314
very little snow this winter and low humidity and high heat
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>>683568608
source?
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>>683567898
troll is gonna troll
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>>683565759
how many times did you cum on your wall?
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>>683568160
YEAH BRO

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-general-labour-jobs/calgary/100s-needed-general-labor/1162600025?siteLocale=en_CA
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>>683565759
so chapped bro, where you livin now?
you have insurance?
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>>683565759
what you insurance company says now?
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>>683565759
Who cares
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>>683568670
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So my question is, how the fuck in a place with so many redneck, jacked up pickup truck loving, ass hats was the natural disaster a fire when clearly it should have been a tornado to blow away all your $200,000 double wide trailers?
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>>683568935
You are still under estimating what kind of money people up here make. I do peace work and sell meth and don't even make what my customers do just on basic rigs. The down turn was pretty shitty for sales like 50% laid off, though.
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How the fuck did a whole town burn down? Don't feel like reading up any articles. Can u give me a summary of what happened
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>>683565759
Are the RCMP cruising around stealing guns this time?
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>>683569192
I'm in Calgary, and I actually didn't hear about it until the whole town was pretty much fucked
Basically one day
>So since Fort McMurray is burning down...
>Wait what that's a thing?
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>>683566391
top fucking kek
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why didnt u chopped off the trees near your house
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>>683565759
Do you like the show MacGyver?
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>>683569192
Entire forest around the town is on fire
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In SoCal and almost lost our house in 07 from a big ass fire. Shits fucking crazy. Sorry your fire department is shit
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Lost my house in fort mcmurry fires AMA
>mcmurray

and now I know you're trolling
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>>683569498
why didnt anyone think of this
>pure genius

captcha Select all images with trees.
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>>683567887
Alberta is a shithole
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How did your mcflurry start a fire?
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>>683565759
How long after evacuation until Fuel and Water arrived? Why did the evacuation take so long? Why wasn't a state of emergency declared sooner?
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Was the fire started by somebody or just nature being a dick? If somebody started it they better find them and let the entire town beat them to death with sandals.
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why do you think god hates you so much?
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>>683569862
Unknown at this time.
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>>683569819
>Why did the evacuation take so long?
Moving 88k people takes time

>Why wasn't a state of emergency declared sooner?
Fires move helluva fast.
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Who are you voting for for president?
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>>683569622
Like ma mixtape
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>>683569939
we didn't start the fire
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>>683569862
Gotta be the wind it's always the wind
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>>683570090
>Like ma mixtape
About all it's useful for.
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>>683565759
dam this has got to suck im sorry yall
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>>683565759

Do you think the Canadian government does what it can to help people like you?
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when was the last time you came?
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>>683569862
you mean thank them.....just a thought
>50% lost their high paying oil jobs and now their wallking away from mortgages with an insurance cheque
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BBC says 90% of the city survived
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>>683569987
Wasn't the fire reported just outside beacon hill the day before?
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>>683565759
If you defeat the fire, the fire wins
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>>683570249
Legit question want answer.
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>>683570298
BBC's are nasty
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>>683570298
BBC is a bunch of fucking liars, the entire town is gone
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>>683565759
Enjoy your ashes, americunt.
Youve earned em.
>tfw you still have a house
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>>683565759
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>>683570583
Some parts where mostly spared.
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>>683570299
like a few days before. They called for government to step in and help keep the fire but Trudeau denied them for 2 days and still hasn't given any support. The town started to burn and trudeau ignored russia's offer to help
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>>683565759
you wanna crash at my place? I live in Vancouver
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>>683570977
sure
post address pls
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>>683571072
123 fuckyou street
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>>683571163
is that on the island?
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>>683566161
I'd say stay at my place but it's too small. My condolences, I hope it don't come to Calgary
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>>683571072
add my skype tifk57
I want to know if you are actually op so I'll get you to screenshare thread
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>>683570977
do you have lube
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How do you feel about the fact the prime minister just turned down foreign aid? I wonder how long the ago the offers were actually made...

http://globalnews.ca/news/2690570/trudeau-criticized-for-refusing-international-help-for-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
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>>683570610
>Americunt
Wow check a map sometime, eh
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>>683571463
>feelsgreat.jpg
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Where will you go now that you are a homeless man?
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>>683571370
thank you for your offer but my company has put me up in a house in Edmonton for the next month.
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>>683570610
>be this guy
>want to be edgy
>only 1% of brain is functional
>posts this shit
>realised that he has been retarded his whole life
>an hero
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>>683566444
Pretty funny, m8.
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>>683571728
Key West probably
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How do you like the new fallout movie
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>>683570610
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>>683570775
>>683571463
Didn't see this before I posted. That's some shit eh? I wonder how our "beloved" prime minister selfie is going to justify that one
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>>683570775
He hates alberta
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>>683571463
Its not even him turning down aid. The NDP goverment cut 15 million in firefighting funding this year and said it wouldnt effect forest fires.
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>>683571911
Obama said no way
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>>683571986
Ouch. It's a shame how this has all turned out. Hopefully insurance companies don't find a way to fuck everyone out of their money when this is all over
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>>683571862
Hell yeah man love that town!
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>>683572052
cause he's the Mac Daddy
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>>683572127
oh there is going to be lots of fucking around. this has happened to other towns in alberta and its never easy getting what you pay for
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I'm kinda torn with all of this in a way, it's a shame eto see this happen to people but when times are good at the oil sands westerners seem to compliment about paying taxes and supporting the east. Ive even heard people go as far as say that they ahould be independent. Now that work is rough and their houses burn down who do they ask for help. One hand is supposed to wash the other really.
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>>683571986
No disaster so great that people can't play partisan politics.
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>>683572494
Fuck that. Fuck them.
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>>683572494
Complain about paying taxes*
Stupid auto correct on phone
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>>683572494
Like how americans rant against Big Goverment yet most of them are on some program.
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>>683572494
Im still new at my company but the guys who have been at it for 5 years are pulling in good money. they wouldnt tell me exactly but last year i made 80k and they told me they paid that in taxes.
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>>683572639
>most of them
You dumb Canuck I want to punch your fucking teeth down your throat for that comment
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>>683572781
bring it pussy
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>>683572781
Spoken like a true American, afraid of the truth.
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>>683572733
>mfw I make 80k and pay 75k in gas
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>>683572781
fucking auto correct
>bring some pussy
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>>683570775
Fort McMurry should not have voted for Harper 2 fucking time in a row and they'd still have their homes.

Pic somewhat related, they wanted water did they?
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>>683572903
You're next, faggot. Stop ruining my summer air with your bullshit
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>>683572733
Crazy, I'm making 50k in Ontario and doing well enough. Then there are guys that could bank out a million in several years if they weren't pissing it away. I know living expenses are through the roof but give me a break. Then they cry when work dries up like it always does (come back thogh cyclicly obviously) Shake my fucking head.
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>>683572878

Oooohhhhh please. Please let this happen.
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at least you have your health
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>>683568837
bumping this retard
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>>683573097
Bakken field in ND all over. Dumb niggers. Sad part is that they bring their kids along. No hope for smarts.
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>>683573097
Yea I have seen people make stupid money and not have two pennies to rub together but I have also seen the guy in his 40s say peace and retire early. Everyone does it a little different.
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>>683573032
Coward. Americans are never as happy as when they are afraid.
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>>683573333
n1ce quad5
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>>683573307
Insurance is dicking me around. I still hanvt seen my home so i dont know if it has burnt down or has water damage from all the water dumped on the city.
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>>683573116
bumping this retard too
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>>683573311
Niggers? Really? I thought they just collected welfare. Kinda hard to tell who's who when you're covered in crude. Guess it's the lips that give it away
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>>683573333
nice quad
I retired at 35, didn't do dope or drink, started a business and sold it off and get lifetime royalties on patents and some cellular wireless spectrum i own.
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Do you have a family OP?
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>>683566658
Newfag detected
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>>683566658
Check your trips
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>>683573606
Pretty awesome, what work did you get over there. You live out west to start or moved down?
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>>683573610
just me myself and I
>>683573606
way to go man. I hope i can do the same one day
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>>683573610
no family or lube
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>>683573606
What kind of business?
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>>683573606
now I can do what ever i want provided i don't spend more than $80,000 a month.
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>>683565759
Why didn't you build your house from bricks?
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>>683573839
Lucky bastard, what were you into? Energy production or some shit?
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