Part 2 of Female VA Thread:
"Female voice acting thread.
3's and 7's get voiced."
(P.S. Don't spam rerolls for higher chance of your post getting read.)
"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."
Fuck year, that was fast. Going for another. Loli voice if you can:
"Mommy takes me to a special doctor. He makes me hug this big machine and then he ties my hands and feet to it so I can't move. The whole time there's this tingly thing between my legs that makes me come again and again until I fall asleep."
"AH so you came... Please, have a seat... Now I understand that this is all a little awkward for you. You've been through a lot..... Hellooo? Look, I know I'm probably the last person you want to see, or hear- but I had to call you back. For one last job... I know you're putting your kids through college, paying for the divorce, it's tough I know... But I met a guy... He's got a straight up simple job, no strings attached, we get in we get out... CLEAN. The thing is... This guy, well... He's high profile. Lots of cars, women's, clothes, houses... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAA!!!"
I'm not in danger Skyler, I AM THE DANGER! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I AM the one who knocks!
Hey cucks, how the "pussy whipped" feels treating you? Heheheh, it's the edge meister from last time. <:3
Oh yes, I am also actually an atheist.
Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I get drunk, go down to the local pre-school and start wailing on the toddlers, like hard, like real hard, like I throw the Stone Cold stunner on those little fucks....then I don't feel so bad.
Imagine your arguing with a husband or ex.
"FUCK... YOU FRANK, I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR FAGGOT ASS PISSES ME OFF, YOU THINK I DIDNT SEE YOU SUCKING TONY'S DICK IN THE GARAGE LAST WEEK?... DONT BABE ME! TONY IS 74 YEARS OLD, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD SOME WEIRD FETISHES BUT THIS SHIT... THIS WAS WORSE THAN THE TIME YOU CUCKED ME TO JARED FOGLE. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AND OUT OF OUR HOUSE, KIKE!"
Nigga you can't roll two things, stop making me look more autistic than I already am
If 3 or 7, in loli voice:
"Okay daddy, 'member not to come! I'm not gonna use my feet this time but... I've got your *favorite* toy! Aw, you'll hurt yourself pulling like that... Daddy you know you can't get away."
Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I squeeze my left nut until I pass out
To be honest it's superrrr unfortunate that OPs talents are being wasted on doing fantasies for fat cucks and weirdos rather than more humorous or dialogue heavy stuff... I don't want OP to just do a thread full of moaning and fantasies, I'd like to hear OP tackle interesting dialogs or humorous hypothetical situations.
Such a waste imo.
Janice, Pontula and me, we were all cruising the strip right. It was around 2 in the fucking morning. The losers were hitting the streets now. Fat greasy slag offs spilling out of the bars, drunk and angry because none of their red pill bullshit was getting them laid. Big surprise, right?
They come for us, like they always do. It's an old story. As long as there have been losers who can't get pussy on their own there have been girls like us who will sell it to them.
So this fat, trilby wearing neckbeard comes staggering down the street, his sad little whiskey dick rattling around in his cargo shorts and the fat fuck stops in front of us and slurs out "y.... you girls looking to party?"
We do the dance all the working girls have done since ancient times when whores were the temple priestesses. None of us want this fat slug's greasy cheese dick but we do want his money. So we make him think we're into him. That's the trick. Make him think you're so horny for him you'd fuck him for free and he'll pay almost anything to fuck you.
Well the bag of blubber is getting all hot on Pontula and says some bullshit like "I likes me some brown sugar". Janice and I give Pontula a look that says "this loser is all yours".
Well wouldn't you know it. The fucking weeb gets down on his knees, pulls out a limited edition Pokemon MewTwo figurine and says to Pontula "Would you be my wiafu"?
Pontula screams with excitement "yes! YES! YES!" and grabs the weeb's crotch. He let's out a might rainbow coloured fart and Pontula and him, they just soar off into the sky together.
How the fuck did he know it? How the fuck did this fat weeb know that all whores really want is to be someone's waifu?
OP I'm not sure why, but I'd like to know more about you and I feel like other anons might as well
you should do an AMA thread
Also if I win, say "Fuck you, you piece of shit fucking nigger. You're such a pathetic little cuck"
Peace out cucks, I'm going to sleep.
I would've killed myself had I not found the world so goddamn entertaining, with you cucks being one of many attractions.
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
You know when fluoridation first began?
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
"Never insult the style of Elliot Rodger. I’m the most stylish person in the world. Just look at my profile pic. That’s just one of my fabulous outfits. The sweater I’m wearing in the picture is $500 from Neiman Marcus."
Is it sad that I wish I was born a girl? I wish I was, it's too late to even think about fucking transitioning.
Is this middle school? What's with this sex shit? Isn't there anybody capable of making something actually funny or mildly interesting?
Uhh sure. Not really sure how well that would work out lol. If you wanna ask me questions just specify that you're actually asking one and I'll answer it.
Meido-requestor; everything I dreamt it would be and more. Thanks, OP, you seem like an awesome individual. Try to do something with that incredible voice; this is cool, but you could get paid for that voice. Hell, you're better than half of the people on Atlus' payroll.
How is it white knighting? You dumbasses keep making up stupid shit you could hear in a porn video, bunch of faggots are probably fapping in here. Faggot.
Nah she can just say what I posted dude
Hey OP, you got a twitter or something? I wanna cyber-stalk you.
"WHAT???! No! I'm telling you his fist didn't go further than my small intestine! The only reason his arm popped off was because I clenched too hard!" "Just fucking delete that video please"
OP Here. When I was doing VA stuff on /b/ the other day I just went by Shell or Shell-chan.
I'm 19. I'm in college right now trying to get an associates in business management. Also thanks! That means a lot to me! <3
Nah. Should I make one?
I don't really use social media. :( Mostly 4chan.
Back to posting audio in a sec.
I swear to fricken god, one more of you smeg breathed jizz wads posts another god damn faggy assed ode to faggotry I will slam my cunt unto a USB port until I force myself into the computer and then I will merge with the fucking internet itself and go all Crash and Burn like it was some fucking early 90s computer movie. I will fucking ninja hack the net with a visual basic GUI until I find your fucking IP and then I will come crawing out of your monitor like some creepy assed japanese loli and I will open my gaping, black, formless maw and I will scream the madness that will obliterate your sad and miserable existence. Say one more god damn stupid-assed faggot thing and I will rain blood and fire upon you and everything your sad pathetic little heart holds dear.
Do you understand me?
Well I'm done with this thread. I told myself, maybe if this femanon responds to my winrar I won't kill myself tonight. But, of course, it was ignored. I'm killing myself tonight, pay attention to the Washington post in the morning.
Noice, I was 19 up until today. I'm the same birthday fag that was talking about Life is Strange
What do you want to do with business? And, have you ever thought about voice acting before? Yes you should make a youtube
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XaPaau851t (Combined these two. Hope you guys don't mind!)
>Shell or Shell-chan.
Oh shit I knew it! wb m80
[frustrated and argumentative, youngish]
Dad has this remote to my brain or something, cause when you leave he goes on his phone and I just fall down and I cant move. Why don't you believe me?! He rubs his dick on my lips and and plays with me until I'm fucking coming for him! I hate it!
Piss knobbler, you jizzed your cum stack fuckwised to your bung popper and sloshed the cunt puddle dick juggler. Don't wank the splooge drizzle sideways like your shit just tangoed the tit nibbler fandango, poon puppet!
Aw. I think that's a little too far, but thanks haha <3
I'm not really sure. Maybe something like marketing management sounds cool.
Also, about the youtube, I'll look into it. I'll post a link to it if I decide to make it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tmcb3JyzKl (Might be loud, be careful)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XQTY2IllH (Sup guy!)
You gotta specify what exactly it is you want said lol;
Topkek ok time to abandon thread. Definitely not "3s and 7s get voiced." It just depends on which OP wants to do, which is ABSOLUTELY fine, if OP had atleast said that from the beginning :(
Thanks OP, I think I sprained my dick
If win, in loli voice:
"I prefer when mommy takes me to bed cause she uses her mouth for the sleepy game. Daddy just uses the toys and stuff."
"And so, the giant-kin known as Grimdick the Greater, stood above her with his spear made from the penis bone of a whale. And so he said unto her; 'You shall wrap your lips around it, and thusly, take it in the mouth.', before he proceeded to undo the knot to his pants made of dragonhide. Clara the Sorcerer's Daughter knew not what else to do, but to comply."
"It didn't look like you were doing push-ups. Trust me, I know what they look like. Are those... Wait a minute, were you picking flowers? *gasp* Oh my gosh, those are gorgeous! Can I see them?! Let me hold them!" (young voice)
Pease notice my post: >>683552473
Didn't want to post a "you missed it" until I saw another post coming from OP. It's OK, I'll stop spamming after this one.
Thanks so much for all your reads OP.