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Hey b im at school trips and i fuck shit up I will deliver

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Hey b im at school trips and i fuck shit up I will deliver
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>>683520206
Shameless self bump
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punch a teacher
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Roll
>what's the worst that could happen
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>>683520900
Kek
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>>683520206
Shoot up school lel
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fuck shit up OP do it! fuck the trips, dont be a faggot
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>>683520206
piss on the floor like a chimpanzee
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>>683521062 no you have to earn it
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Shit on desk
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>>683520206
Whhat are you planning on doing op?
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Spaghetti. Everywhere.
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>>683521302
Knock over a garbage can and throw the garbage at a student or teacher
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>>683520206
alright op
shit or piss in a corner and timestamp it doesn't matter where or what room but it have to be on the compound
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Sharpie in asshole
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>>683520206
Shit in your hand and then literally fuck your shitty mitt then rub the shit and jizz on your face and scream I'M STILL A MAAAAAAN!
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spit on the floor
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piss on your shoes
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screenshot this thread and email it to your teacher with the name of your crush/gf/bf attached
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write MGTOW on a desk lol
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turn someone's book bag inside out
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>>683520206
SHOUT NIGGER AT A BLACK KID
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>>683520206
play hentai ASMR out loud and start jacking off to it
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punch the closest black person and call them a nigger
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just be white op
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>>683522114
rollin
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SHOUT NIGGER AT A TEACHER
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write racist are bad people on your whiteboard
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>>683521971
rolling
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just start suckin some dudes dick
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stare at someone for 8 seconds
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>>683521628
Anything that anons request me if not probably chimp out
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pull your dick out of your pants and walk around like you don't notice it
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>>683522269
rollin
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Punch the teacher
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>>683520206
Stab your teacher with a pencil
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>>683522333
winrar
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>>683522333
Winrar
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Tell the teacher, "OP wouldn't deliver anyway." While recording of course.
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Yell bomb
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>>683522333
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Shit yourself.
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>>683520206
Hide naked pictures of yourself in teachers desk, report to police.
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>>683522333
ahahahahahahhahaha. dubtrips mean you cant deny.
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unzip your zipper and walk around
let's see how long it takes for someone to tell you?
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Stand up and start wanking
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>>683522333
Oh shit op
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Now we wait for op to not be a faggot
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tell the teacher you know his/her secret then laugh evily
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>>683522333
winner
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>>683522333
AYY WINRAR
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>>683522333
get sucking bitch
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Piss your pants like a man
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pull out yugihoe cards and tell the teacher it's time to duel
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So what you gonna do OP?
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>>683522333
Better start heading to that glory hole.
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>>683522333
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anyone that makes eye contact has to battle you tell them you choose pikachu
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>>683522333
Op better deliver
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I know how ridiculous "school" can be. Just read a book to pass the time. As long as there is a test being taken they should be fine with that.
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Come on OP!
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>>683520206
>trips and i fuck shit up
>>683522269
>start suckin some dudes dick
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>>683523105
^this
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>>683522333
fucking faggots I don't want OP doing some gay shit thats fucking boring rolling for stabbing the school roid monkey with a pencil
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>>683522333
OP ain't gonna do it
He's too much of a faggot
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>>683523343
Op here I agree with this anon
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Ask to borrow some girl's pen. In front of her, take out your penis and slide the pen into your urethra. Don't stop going, go deeper.
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>>683522333
>>683522269
What is with you people and dick sucking? I have nothing against getting blowjobs, but you people are just obsessed.
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>>683522333
Let's all be honest, OP is underage anyway
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>>683523581
>implying we give a fuck
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Punch the teacher
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>>683523581
I say OP should shit on the floor somewhere and post a pic.
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>>683523689
Shut up, and accept the system.
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Fake a seizure by falling on the floor and start shaking
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>>683523581
>tries bitching out on dubs trips
deliver op, /b/ has spoken
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>>683523852
Shit in a urinal
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>>683523793
Didn't read
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punch self in cock until you pass out.
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>>683523581
Fuck you get on your knees and suck someone. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT
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Scream allahu Akbar and throw your backpack at someone
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Stuff toilets with tissues and shit in a sink
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>>683524189
roll for 222
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Walk up to the nearest black kid and yell "I HATE NIGGERS" in his face while squeezing his dick as hard as you can
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>>683522333
All of my keks.... come on op deliver the sucky sucky
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Pull the fire alarm or something
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stab your self with a pencil then op
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>>683523442
he's too much of a faggot to... suck a dick?

>>683523581
aww too bad you made this thread, you should've expected the worst, and it really isn't the worst.
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>>683522269
that would be funny if I was 12.

Stop being 12.
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Just do it fag
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>>683522333
Full house. OP is a fag, so it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>683524214
>>683523986
>>683523943
These
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>>683523105
>I know how ridiculous "school" can be. Just read a book to pass the time. As long as there is a test being taken they should be fine with that.
*isn't
When they give a test you are supposed to be all serious and take the test while they watch.
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>>683524349
in the leg
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Come out as a demisexual trigender wolfkin loudly in front of the class
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Streak the school
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Do it faggit
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>>683524530
This
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>calling op a fag
>asking him to suck a dick
kek'd
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>>683524494
In that order.
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grab a fire extinguisher when nobody is looking then go into the nearest classroom and spray everybody while yelling "crunchatize me too captain"
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>>683524198
Rolling for this
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>>683523256
This.
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Yell "black lives dont matter"
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>>683524377
>he's too much of a faggot to... suck a dick?
He's at school, dipshit.
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stand up in front of class and start jacking it
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Op is a fag
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>>683524530
Roll fo dis yo
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blast porn on phone speakers
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Nothing
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>>683524462
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>>683524694
kek roll for this and throw the empty cannister at teacher when you run out OP better deliver this time
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>>683524664
This
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>>683524942
rollin for this
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>>683524530
roll
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>>683524825
Then he and you both need to get off /b/, bitch.
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>>683524530
Roll
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>>683524942
Roll
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Jack off in class
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>>683524694
rolling for this
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>>683525211
Again
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>>683524530
Oh god please this
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>>683525122
>Implying everyone in /b/ would suck a dick in public
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>>683525270
Once more
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>>683524694
>>683524942
rollerino
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>>683524942
I'll keep rolling
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>>683524694
roll
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>>683524530
This but remember to snap a shot of their reactions
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>>683520206
How about you get a fucking job?
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Wait, OP, I need clarification.
Did you say that you were on a school trip? Like a field trip?
How about some more details if that is the case.
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Op here Iwill deliver if it has nothing to do with dick sucking
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Come out the closet in the middle of class and yell I sexual identify as a jar of mayonnaise. Ever since I was a boy, I have always wanted to drop hot sticky white cholesterol filled too on the bread of children. Anyone who is against my decision is a Mayo-phobe, and needs to check their privilege.
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>>683524530
Rolll
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Use ur dick as a whip and hit random people
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>>683524530
Please
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>>683525454
They don't employ 12 year Olds in most places of the world
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whip out your dick and start rubbing the nearest guy with it
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take a shit on the teachers desk and smear some of it on the wall
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>>683525542
Goo* and reroll
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>>683520206
trips say fight the principal
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>>683522044
ROLL 4 THIS
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shit and throw it on the roof
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>>683525520
Rolling
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>>683525536
Shit in the hallway
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>>683525605
this
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>>683524942
OP must also do this naked while wearing one shoe and both socks on hands
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>>683525542
Roll
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Grab a book and chuck it as hard as you can in any random direction
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>>683525536
Call the teacher a nigger, and then act like nothing happened, and keep insisting that you never said it
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Do creepshot of the hottest girls in class.
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flip your desk over, and start jerkin it
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>>683525928
Reroll
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Yell allahu akbar and do jihad shit
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it was already decided.

op will start sucking some dudes dick.
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