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Caught this fucker, dubs tells me what to do with it.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Caught this fucker, dubs tells me what to do with it.
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Rape it
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>>683325442
Timestamp
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buy a cage for it and raise it
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>>683325897
are you dumb?

keep it as a pet
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>>683325442
first you should take a picture with a timestamp in it
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>>683325442
play hacky sack with it.
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name it toby and keep him until he dies of old age
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>>683325442
Nuke it
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Burn it alive.
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>>683325442
In the pooper
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>>683325442
That thing saw some serious shit OP what are you hiding?
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Give it to animal services
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Send it to space.
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>>683326147
Rolling
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Eat it alive and post vid
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>683325798
>>683326047
k
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keep him as your pet
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>>683325442
Raise it as a son
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>>683326164
Burn it and then snort the ashes
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beheading with a hachet or knife
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>>683325442
stick in pooper.
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Dress it up as hitler
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>>683326199
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRAR
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Microwave the fucker and record it.
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get it drunk
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>>683326222
Nice do trips count
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>>683325442
Slingshot into a tree
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>>683326222
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>683326199
...winrar.
No fun though.
Send it to space.
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lick his lil dick
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>>683326199
Winrar
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>>683326315
someone else got dubs first
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Space Program
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>>683326222

WINNER
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Set him free
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Don´t kill it! It is so freakin cuuute
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suck his ass
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microwave
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>>683325442
Microwave him on cam
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>>683325442
put in toilet piss and shit on it then flush it.
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>>683326464
>>683326486
reroll
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Snip off the pecker
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>>683326504
>Update
again
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keep him as your pet and make a dubs names my new pet thread
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>>683326545
this
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MICROWAVE
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>>683326464
>>683326486
>>683326504

samefag
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>683325442
show it mercy
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>>683326583
This
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cut off his ears
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>>683326222
I haven't got all day op get it done
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>>683326545
this litlle shit can bite
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>>683326494
what the fuck
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ROLL MICROWAVE
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>>683326504
rolling again
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>>683326486
Why not?
You have to eat it though too, or it will forever haunt you.
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>>683326638
>Show no mercy
Fixed
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>>683326222
WINRAR
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microwave it
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>>683325442
drive an hour away and release him in a field.
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>>683325442
Buy a lot of hot chili sauce. The kind of that has warning labels on it. Put the mouse in a bowl or a cup that it can't get out of, then pour chili sauce until it can only just breathe. Do your best not to drown it and keep it marinated for a while.

Then stick it up your pooper
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>>683325442
microwave it
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roll
space program
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>>683326722
WINRAR BITCH

MICROWAVERINO
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Roll poke its eyes out
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>>683326545
>>683326662
Do it, faggot
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>>683326743
THANK YOU
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>>683326743
reroll for life
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be like john goodman and chuck the fucker into a tree

https://youtu.be/IZocpwWLsyE?t=2m9s
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microwave then eat it on cam
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>>683326722
WINRAR
DO EET OP!
DO EET!
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FUCK IT
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>>683326199
>>>
> Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)18:07:53 No.683326128▶
>ESTP-A, EQ 49.
>Y'all niggas need to learn what the Barnum/forer effect is. The 16 personalities thing is as big a hill of stacked cow shit as horoscopes are.
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> Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)18:08:21 No.683326194▶
>infp-t checking in.
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> Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)18:08:24 No.683326206▶
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>>>683325782
winrar
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>>683326222
>>
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Meme him right in the face. Ha fuckin memed on, rodentbitch!
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stab his eyes with nails
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>>683326722
WIN
Into the microwave it goes. Make webm
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>>683326808
i'm not op you faggot, just sayng ...my sister has one and those fuckers can bite
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>>683325442
Put a q-tip in his ear, and eat the stuff that comes out :) <3
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Decapitation
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>>683327084
this
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>>683325442
Pick all store fronts then post results
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cut its head off and then let all the blood dry and then super glue the head on your forehead
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A fake...
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Give it nice home or set it free again.
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Superglue to car tyre, then drive away.
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Snippy part deux
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>>683326743
Thank you :) <3 Rolling for life!
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OP will never deliver....
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>>683326661
Why does spike have such a hard time keeping his cigs straight?
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>>683327378
This
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ducktape its tail to a ceiling fan blade then turn on.
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cut its head off, put it in a box, show it to some kids
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>>683327412
this
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>>683326199
>>683326199

WINRAR!
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>>683327412
roll if male if not >>683326848
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>>683327441
Because he puts it in pooper
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>>683327441

kek
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>>683325642
rolllllllllll
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>>683326199
>>683326222
TWO EXTREMES
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Mouser's
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>>683326545
this!
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where tf do you live that you found a Vole
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>>683327806
what if it's female???
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If you harm it, you'll never be able to take it back.

The older you will remember the act with ever-increasing shame.

Do yourself and it a favour: feed it something nice as an apology for terrifying it and release it.
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>>683327946
ears.
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>>683327949
normalfag detected
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>>683325442
Microwave for 45 seconds and post video. Also fuck these faggots who say let it go.
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>>683328041
or tail?
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S P A C E P R O G R A M M E
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>>683328081
You don't call them normalfags, fag is a compliment here, they are called normies.
Lurk moar my friend, you have potential, but much to learn.
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>>683328148
or tale, limbs and ears
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>>683325442

CUTE DOGGIE!
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>>683328253
true
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put it in boiling water!
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put the mouse on flames alive and record it
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>>683328171
Roll
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>>683328214
roll
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Put some Glue on his face :) and scratch it to the roof
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I've only ever witnessed snips and I need to see a space programme today.
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tape it into a toilet paper roll
Light it on fire then roll over it slowly with a car
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>>683328115
Roll
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>>683328389
yes, burn it alive
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>>683325442
Pet it, release it. Remember him as a temporal friend.
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op will not deliever , op is a major pussy
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>>683328115
Rawll.
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>>683328417
Why roll?
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Guys it's probs Op's faggot pet
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>>683325442
How about nothing and let the poor fag go? U edgy
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>>683328716
Kys back to YouTube
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>>683328214
lulz ....
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>>683326907
this was today with a hamster >>683328431
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>>683328115
do this
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>>683328879
roll
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>>683325442
Let him go outside, and stab your penis with a knife, if you can find it op.
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>>683328716
Do you just come to this board to bitch?
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>>683328808
lulz ...you go back to youtube , leafy fanboi
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Edgy OP is edgy
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Name him Stuart and send him on a little adventure.
Aka. tie him to a plastic boat and let him set sail on a nearby river / lake.
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Put gladiator armor on it and then get a morningstar to challenge your opponent in the arena and then rape it's corpse
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>>683328957
Roll
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>>683325442

Adopt it and let it live a beautiful life.
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>>683328214
I wish all obvious normies would get banned on sight. The normies have ruined this site with their god damn "pics you shouldn't share" bullshit. Also they give femanons too much god damn attention. I hate normies in real life and I really hate them here...
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>>683328957
This
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>>683328876
There was no hamster in the webm?
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>>683329072
this is the motherfucking TRUTH
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>>683329072
Shut up cuckold faggot
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>>683329123
It's pure normie banter! XDDDD
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>>683326295
U need real parents nigger. Ur edgy as fuck.
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>>683329072
or feels thread
that just gets me boiling inside ...

just go to thumbr. if you want a feels thread
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>>683329158
it didint show it when he launched but he had pics with timestamp with it in a space shuttle but more then likely the hamster is on its way to space the guys yt is NecropedoSS
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>>683326292
This thread had a winner, deliver op
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>>683329072
Do you inbreds even know what "cuckold" means?
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>>683329382
hey dont make fun of Tyrone
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>>683329461
Thanks. He shared his yt?
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>>683325442
Set your house on fire with you in it and give rat "op is a faggot" sign.
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just kill it already
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>>683329603
yeah hes only got 2 videos
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>>683326417
Bigger are you retarded? We got dubs already. Fuckig fag read more.>>683326409
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>>683329667
XDD D DO YOU HAVE A YT ACCOUNT!!?
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>>683325442
knit a tiny hammock and get high with it.
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>>683329855
WINRAR
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>>683329901
Op ran away
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Rub titties on it
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>>683326743
>Meanwhile at the not edgy club
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>>683330013
we had already gotten dubs a few times anyways op is just jerking our dicks around
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>>683326798
Bigger fag is edgy
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donate it to the equivalent of the rspc
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Thanks for the blueballs op
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>>683329339
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Knight him as protector of autists
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>>683330454
I seriously doubt you were in the Navy Seals...
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>>683329828
HURHUR YES I DO XDDD ZOZZLES
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>>683330493
YES!
YES!
A MILLION TIMES YES!
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>>683330509
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>>683330509
newfag
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>>683326722
winrar winrar. Rats are disgusting, horny, evil motherfuckers I wanna see this little bitch die.
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>>683330509
are you fucking jewish or something
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>>683329072
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>683330799
double winrars, now you really have to do it OP
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>>683330720
taking the bait this hard
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Blend the fucker
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>>683325442
make him a tinfoil hat
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>>683330720
I'm not a newfag you cluck I've been here for a month!
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>>683330802
No he's probably just got a few extra chromosomes hanging about
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>>683330936
Kekity kek. I guess we can see who the real newfag is.
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Just grow the fuck up, you hurt that thing, ITS gonna haunt you, you will realise that totured a poor life to look cool ifront of some edgy kids. Jesus christ man.
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Op will not deliver
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>>683331212
Maybe hes to smart to take a life cuz an edgy faggot got a dubs.
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>>683331143
This.
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>>683331143
It's a fucking rat you faggot
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Someone got pics from where a dude raised a mouse??
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>>683331143
rat activist detected
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nothing killing fluffy things is stupid catch a human do something to i then ill be interested
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>>683325442
put it outside and get a life
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>>683331550
If thats how ur parents treat rats, id love to see how They treat you.
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>>683331963
Yes please.
I love you.
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>>683328081
Wow edgy.
Youll regret it too, when u turn 8
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>>683332102
>>683331963
normie normie stormie
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>>683332164
THIS guy imairait!
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>>683332228
What's a 4chan?
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>>683332228
HOLY FICk 333 n 222
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>>683330493
Yes
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>>683325442
Obviously space program
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>>683325442
Space program nigga
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Im going to continue saying space program until i get dubs
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let it go
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>>683325442
Goddamnit space program
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>>683332848
stream yur suicide
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>>683325442
Please just send that fucker to space
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>>683326228
>>683326216
>>683326369
>>683326216
>>>683326409
>Space
>>683326216
>space
>>683332681
>Obviousl
>>683332760
space

You know what must be done op. Space Program
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Space program.
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>>683332946
roll
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will it blend?
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Dangerzone here:
Space Program Op
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tie that shit to some helium balloons and let it go
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Its time..
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Check um>>
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>>683325442
Space program.
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>>683325442
look at its eyes, it looks sick.
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Kill it with fire
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Got em
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>>683333211
FUCKING THANK GOD
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Aww
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>>683333211
Winrar op better deliver
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SPACE PROGRAM REEEEEE
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Shot.
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>>683325442
U better do it nigger
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>>683333544
Thats 2 dubs for space program now op has to deliver
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>>683325442
what is that a cow
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>>683325442
Love him forever! (which in mouse time is about a year and a half)
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>>683333151
god yes
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>>683330957
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>>683329881
This is fucked up
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>>683333873
do it mother fucker
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Drown in lime juice
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>>683326199
Yuss
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>>683333873
bet
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>>683326545
Old shit

Get it in a little orange jumpsuit and kill it with a party popper.
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>>683333873
Too extreme
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Tell it to raise a couple of turtles to be ninjas
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>>683333873
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>>683333873
Film it and upload here
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>>683333873
Nigga that aint no space program. But ill accept it if op delivers
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>>683333873
what kind of smoothie are you making? orange, strawberry, banana?
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>>683329072
>still hating normies
>2016

Get a life loser
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>>683334228
Ratatouille
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>>683333873
Op please Fucking do it
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>>683334341
Fuckin normie.
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>>683334137
agreed. time is ticking op
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>>683326199
>Obvious winrar thou
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>>683334341
Fuck off normie
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>>683334475
Let's ignore this and blend it
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>>683334341
fuck off normie
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>>683333873
Will it blend?
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>>683328081
GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>683333873
Dont do it bro...
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>>683334341
fuck off normie.
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>>683333873
Poor mous.
I hope this will be quick.
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>>683333873
Op film it
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>>683334475
>obvious winrar before that one in favor of space program
Eat shit and die faggot
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>>683334559
Fuck off Normie
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let it go
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>>683334477
>>683334411
I ain't no normie, but I'm not a faggot living in their parent's basement either. Kind of a tweener.

You guys need to get laid, and get a job, and get some friends.
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>>683325442
We're waiting op
>>
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>>683334596
i shat my trousers
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>>683334341
Fuck off normie..
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cummon op
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Op you gotta record it when you blend the fucker
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Blend that fucker OP
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