FUCK, I already spilled my chocolate milk on the new carpet!
I brought my cat, I hope that's okay.
If you're in the basement promise that u don't enter the room to your right
I am Mittens and I am ruler of this house
Everything that touches my face is mine
Who's feeding me?
I will be in the study to read some literature.
I demand treats. also the ugly curtains and furniture will be dealt with by me personally
and what can we do about catching that moth? I'm sure it's been driving everybody crazy
I hope this offering of divine treats satiates your hunger, Mittons. They were caught by mineself.
no one wants to see that anon
Here is the treat that keeps on giving.
the fuck is this? I demand this human be lynched!
this guy gets it. I hope they're still slightly alive so I can play with them first.
also somebody needs to save me, I'm stuck in the heating vents....
but I also don't want to be saved because I'll hide deeper in the vents if you find me...
A show of hands for all of those in favor?
When I say Cheetos I mean Cheetos , you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
We'll, uh, just wait up here...
guise is this house run by humans or cats?
things were stable under the rule of Mittens, but this house has been chaos since his disappearance.
I say the humans need to stand up to our oppressive cat overlords! Who's with me!?
Have none but i found some cocain if you want some?
Shit! Its State Farm! Guys who had insurance on our last house before it burnt down?
Hello sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?'
Pretty sure the only crack you'll find there is your ass crack.
Is anyone going to take this insurance claim?
human overlord here
I suggest you torture them by feeding them tuna and yogurt
Ima bout to beatcho ayus nigga!
For your hug.
Please convince yourself to talk to the Statefarm insurance guy!
For my first card I'll play....
Jesus the Janitor, to help clean up your act!
You stupid nigger!
That's not even the same card game!
So what? Those a dime a dozen in this house.
Shit, alright then, then I'll play former- brisident
GEORGE BUSH!!!! And use its special ability to send your CatTank to the graveyard!
You activated my trap card. You go to the graveyard.
Which one of you dumbfucks forgot to turn off the stove?
Again with this shit!
THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING CARD!! JUST A SHITTY JPG YOU FOR SOME REASON SAVED AS A GIF!!!1 FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can go downstairs and try to get them from that guy, but I ain't going down there...
Oh hell no, light the furniture on fire and throw it at her!
Thanks Flambo, ya little dick.
Oh that explains how all this weeb shit got into my room...that's totally not mine...
Oh sweet, just set it in the corner, under that shelf of Sayaka...figures...
Well this is awkward.
I got in at the very end of the last one.
Probably that guy in the basement, pointing microwaves up into your room...
My hamster glows in the dark now!
I made a waterslide by pouring water down the second floor staircase! Here I go!
I thought they were using all the piss on the fire.
Besides, he was already dead when I found him. Took a while to get him all into the blender though...
Fucking shit, where did this crab come from? I blame the guy in the fucking basement.