Hello "Random" /B/ i am a middle aged man but i like to hang out here with you kids (you make me feel young again after my wife left me haha) but anyway recently im interested in the new fruit pictures that i have seen here recently on fourchan such as the banana and pear. They are just too funny, they're just too much :) I found this image recently and i thought you guys on this website would get a real kick out of it, it sure gave me a good chuckle haha that's for sure! I call him dan but I'll allow you to chose a name that's the best fit for you. Remember to download it so you can share with your other friends here! thanks!
-Ron G Fergusone
OH JANET HUH?! I HAAAATE THAT BITCH!!! GREG YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO STICK MY THUMBS IN YOUR EYES IF I EVER SEE YOU MOSEYING AROUND THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AGAIN! YOU BETTER STAY THE FUCK OUT OF ORLANDO AND QUIT CUTTING UP IF YOU KNOW WHATS WELL AND DARN GOOD FOR YOU BUCKAROO!!!
this is the best fruit meme so far
hey hey now! You dont know the pain Janet caused me my friendo
this man is right, this is a family website
Hey now i know i can get a little heated at times and for that i guess I'm sorry my brother! but you just dont know the relationship we have, you see there just aint no talking to that scoundrel Greg. he's no good man!
>i dont know how to do the greentexting thing, im not exactly down with the syndrome like all you youngsters haha1 give me some time to get the ol' learning on. what you do need to know is that janet cut my dick off after she found out she was my mistress and not my first wife. i had to have 5 surgeries to reattach it and my surgeon Greg ended up making a big ol goof and put it on upside down. now aint that a real mess up proper...
you sure it wasn't upside down to start with?
nah I'm fine man
seriously though, how do you go to the bathroom with your wang upside down? is your toilet on the ceiling?
Heck no my man, i had the straightest pecker on the next 3 blocks but now i cant pee straight haha oh....
It takes some getting used to that's for darn sure, haha, but i manage it good friend, and hey, thanks for asking! i dont mind a question or two, it beats away the loneliness and penis pain haha...
Hi Ron, I'm Gary. Just as you I enjoy hanging in this website and I must tell you I love this image, it's a great contribution from your part to share this with us.
Dan seems like a perfect name to this little apple friend. I hope you have a sahy (great) day. And count with me to share this image
Nope. There is no such thing as true happiness. It's only temporary. All emotions are.
Hey hey dude, thanks a bunch! i knew i could count on my chan friends :o) oh, and by the way whats that great new way to say great? sahy was it? wowo wow man that's just super and a neat i'll have to try that one out for size myself!
not a problem at all! no problemo my guy! keep on liking and sharing dan for all our fellow friends :O)
>Find nice thread
Hi Ron! It's Ken, I had no idea you used fourcahn as well! My son loves making "meems" on here, like youngsters do. I believe we met at Dylan's birthday party last week. Anyways, give me a call soon, I'd love to discuss Dan the apple! Hah!
P.S. My wife is leaving me
dont listen to that absolute downer my friend, he just has a mean case of the grumpies haha! in all seriousnedd my man, you WILL find happiness, i thought i never could after i had my divorce and my dick sown back on buy i'm seeing a preeeety nice tai hooker now that also loves my memes and my memes if you catch what i'm selling (wink) haha :0)
you just keep on doing your thing and sharing dan to make the world and this website (www.4chan.org) a little more better!
hey hey HEY! i see what you did there and, i think it's preeeetty sahy ;) haha!
It's Adam, I just thought I'd show you this goofy picture of Meryl the Grape! When I saw it, I almost choked on my sweet tea! Feel free to save it friendo :-)
-Adam J. Wallowitz
Hey Peter Pepper! Just wanted to tell you that if I ever see you in this neighborhood, I'll filet you like a fucking fish!
Tim the Tomato
woah,.. woah! now ken, so sorry to hear about your wifey, my condolences for your troubles my man. I'd love to get around to discussing more about dan though, hit me up at the YMCA later this week :0)
I... I just...
I can't even right now...
Is this a meme now? Did this really just happen?
Who are you people?
Check it out, this is Dan. Only just met him. I think he's pretty cool though.
Hi guys! Anton from HR here! Great to see us all in one place. Looks like we're all single right now. ;)
Maybe we can all get together. Have some of that pleasure we haven't had for a while. ;)
you just saw the inception of the worlds greatest and last ever meme, save it and remember to share my friend! haha
What does "Hit me up" mean? Heck, I'm never up to date with the latest Me-Me's. You youngsters sure love to surf the Worldwide Web :-). I haven't seen my kids in a few years so I'm not up to date with the youngling lingo. :o)
i'm definitely always downerooni for some good feelings my friend, just be careful with my dick haha! it's been a little tender ever since that rat bitch Janet cut it off :0) remember to like and share my friend dan here haha!
Hi this is Stevey. I work as a lifeguard on the weekends at the local rec center and I volunteer through my church to help Syrian immigrants. Im sure I know you folks. Im sorry to hear about your wives. On Saturday a nice black man named Jamie fucks my wife while I film them from the closest.
hey there hey there!! i'll get you down with the cool kids in no time you jive?
"hit me up" is a good one i heard my niece say once, it means to contact me to get together...or to "hang out" haha! you'll get it, just keep on sharing and liking dan apple :0)
wowee i'm definitely liking meryl my man, he looks good in purple! haha!
-Ron G Fergusone
Great to meet you! My name is Dave, and I work at the local Apple Mill.
I'd like to politely ask you to please cease and decisions using our logo as a May-May. It can be bad for buisness, just look at what they did with Als logo for his Reptile Store. They turned him into a psychopath (picture related)
Anyways, I hate to do this to you, but it's the law. You understand.
Thanks in advance:
Dave Matthews The Third
Hi, Dave again.
I meant to say "cease and decist" my alzheimers medication does that to me, plus the wife leaving me for a big black man and a stroke don't help much either.
Anyways, just wanted to clarify.
Thanks again friendo:
Stevey that seems a bit.... odd. But if she is cool with it and you are too then that's great for you.
Do you ever find it difficult to share your intimate feelings with your wife after Jamie has plugged her hole with his purple meat hammer? I use to follow a similar regiment with my own wife before she left me, and I always had issues getting close to her after the "sessions" because her pussy would absolutely reek like ashy black cock stank.
I'm fucking outta here.
This is just one dude talking to himself in public.
now i dont go much for breaking the law( might have smoked the old wacky tobbacky a few times in my reefer college days but hose are well behind me, haha! just like my in tact genitals haha..) but i really want my very own meme an I'm sorry but i'll just do whatever it takes now :0)
>join me and give in to depression
Don't forget to tell your friends about Dan. <@:D
Hey Stevie. It's me, Tyrone, your wife's bull.
I'd like to thank you for sharing your bitch, she's tight as fuck yo'.
I guess you fucking her with that micro-penis of yours helps to keep her tight right?
Anyways, just giving you the heads up, she's going to be filing for a divorce tomorrow, as me and her have a real connection that you two never had.
Anyways, she plans on taking everything, but you can keep your "dank memes" whatever the fuck those are.
Just giving you a heads up, from one brother to another.
Sorry man, her call, not mine.
hey guys I'm Brian. It's nice to see other folks my age interested in my-mys . Can you guys please "hit me up", haha see! I'm already learning! laughing out loud!
You seem like a pretty outstanding guy. I'll let you keep the meme, I'll just find a new logo. Maybe hire those college kids to draw me a new one.
No worries good sir. You have yourself a good one, and enjoy your new meme.
Hi Ron! Pleased to meet you, sir. I also enjoy funny fruit and would like to share my old pal, Trayvon
>I have no idea what's going on here but here's a shop
hey not cool man, youre almost as bad as janet haha! totally tubular and rad is what you are not, leave the mans wife alone! ;0)
Welcome! Here's your starter meme. Think of it as a welcome gift.
This is psychological hell.
There is only one person living out some kind of innocuous role-play, but by themselves, and for some reason, I'm finding it so disturbing.
I dont know anything about the smell of my wive's vagina because in 1997 after we went to Red Lobster I accidentily farted during our love making and Sara said that she could never make love to me again. I know it's my fault but I think we got old butter for our table that night. I know because it tasted funny. I know they cant stoke the fire of mine and Sara's love life, but I wrote them many letters and some days I wish they would just acknowledge how let down I feel. Do you like Red Lobster?
P. S. These are my fish. My grandson named them the decepticons. What's a decepticon?
Hey, fuck you you cracker. I'm trying to give this poor man a heads up so he doesn't get blind sided tommorow.
I tried to talk her out of it, but she insists.
we are many my friend, you too can become a disciple of dan haha! just remember to like and share and keep it real dude ;0)
Hi Brian. I'm Joey. I am interested in those may mees. They are pretty "lit" as the cool kids say!
There's more than one my friend. I'm Dave. I own the apple mill down by the river.
I don't appreciate you calling my friends liars. Don't make me sue you for harassment and libel
Will you still be borrowing my 2003 Volvo station wagon on the weekends? Ask Sara if she is still picking up her niece Jada after her gymnastics tomorrow.
hey there man my main man my man haha! trayvon looks like one cool fruit, just keep him on a short leash haha! wouldnt want anyone to get hurt if you catch my sayings and the like hahahahaha! ;0)
I'm glad to hear that my friend! I've even made a may moy of my own! how do you like it? I'm pretty sure it's "dank" as my kids say!
you go dave, you show that phoney baloney haha! keep on keeping on my man ;0)
Nah, your Volvo smells like old smegma. I'll be taking her in my Porsche R860.
And I talked to Sara, I'll be picking Jada up and then taking her to a Lakers game where we have corporate seats, then we're going to Dave and Busters for pizza and games.
I may be fucking your wife's asshole, but I'm no fucking asshole. I'll take you too.
I don't know whether or not I should leave.
I find this extremely disturbing.
It's probably a joke, but this is all just really weird.
Im sorry to hear that, friend. I'm dreadfully allergic to all forms of sea life, so thankfully I've never had to make sup at a Red Lobster. In the final months of my failed marriage I even began referring to my wife's pussy as "The Clam House" because of the horrible sores that would break out on my lips after wiping her twat clean of nigger cumslime. The pain I felt after performing cunnilingus was akin to the stinging of the interior rash I get whenever I eat shellfish.
Your life sucks my friend. Have you tried what the kids call these days "being an hero"?
Wait a minute... I recognize this writing style!
This is that same guy who posts his own reactions and wears the same hat every thread! You know, the one who always asks what everybody's drinking tonight!
It HAS to be the same guy!
don't leave my friend! in fact, join us! we're all having fun. It's pretty "lit", haha!
Oh no. I've never been the kind of guy to toot my own horn. I couldn't ever be a "hero" figure for at-risk teens. Too much pressure for a John Q. Taxpayer like me. Oh well! (Lol)
Wow! That's a pretty neat mee hoy minoy of yours! I "keked' as my nephew says.
hey everybody! Ron Fergusone here, just a friendly reminderino to take the friendship and good feelings of Dan with you when you part on your separate ways to other threads haha! spread him wherever life's great roads may take you and hope you all do great, remember, i love you an i KNOW that you're gonna do good :0)
Woah. Um, I'm not sure you are allowed to talk like that.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo
aw shucks! :") this is making me cry... in a good way! don't worry my friend, I'll spread this my-moo-mee-ma across the interwebs. everywhere I go, I'll make u proud!
It's okay! Please don't go and leave me like my last wife! She left me without a house and she took my kids. I don't think I could live with myself if someone else left me. Please kiddo. I'll give you candy!!